#This is not the first time this happened

[datamodel-of-disaster]

Odious Cryptobro Coworker is… slowly turning into a... not friend. Patient? I think he comes to me for a weird kind of therapy. Idk.

He’s the most transparently terrible man, a layer of empty-eyed greed and rightwing manosphere bullshit covering a surprisingly tormented sense of self entirely built on personal exceptionalism and continuous achievement, stable only as long as the numbers go up, creating a rift of disconnection with others and an unresolvable sense of discontent with himself. Smells of high-functioning autism tbh.

He’s trying to date to replace a 12 year relationship, but I genuinely think he may just be gay or asexual, and in profound denial. I don’t know.

When we hang out we discuss his various dates, and while he has a Girlfriend-Shaped Hole(TM), he (unsurprisingly) doesn’t seem to like women very much. He’s wealthy and conventionally attractive and has a taste for the BPD type (blonde, hot, and emotionally unstable), yet also, most of his dating attempts sort of die out around the 3rd date, when the women start expecting some kind of physical sign of affection and he’s just… not into that. He heavily prefers women who are cruel, ruthless, and unavailable for some reason.

He likes that I call him on his bullshit; sometimes I suspect he may be getting some kind of humiliation kink met.

Anyway, I’ve been having weekly restaurant dates with him for a while now. It feels weird. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer? I always have a strangely excellent time but also expect every moment for this thing to turn sour.

(My husband and QPP know about him; QPP has started calling him my “little project”, husband calls him The Horrible Mr. Crypto, like he’s a supervillain.)

[glitziinova]

lick :3c

[kuravix]

Last night I dreamt I was watching One Piece. Some of the crew entered a race. Then Sanji kissed Zoro to slow him down and it startled me awake with joy...

[deathberi]

tumblr stop eating up legitimate asks @_@

[rioblitzle]

working retail

[eridan-ampora]

baby animals move like theyre playing a new video game & havent figured out the controls yet

[laikaflash]

The longer nights are doing a number on my brain chemistry again. It's come to this. Save me, original Broadway cast recording of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Save me, Laurie Beechman's vocals. Save me, Bill Hutton's vocals.

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

bumblebees first day out of sublevel 50

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

[canisalbus]

✦ Sheepstrength ✦

(An Art Fight revenge on Cerebrum_Cupcakes (from last year), featuring their warrior cats character).

[ochiody]

so has anyone seen that tiktok of two odysseus/hamilton cosplayers outside in the hurricane. because i have

[chloesimaginationthings]

If Vanny is in the digital circus.. where’s Pomni?

[starrysillhoutte]

sirius who can faint on command and regulus who can cry on command using these to their advantage in arguments

[hinamie]

unconditionally

[gayestcowboy]

this might be a hot take but i think we should still be required to wear masks on airplanes

[monakisss]

indulging myself yet again with drawing a scene from nona the ninth (also color study)

here's the moment in the book under the cut

nona the ninth chapter John 5:4