#This is literally canon btw

[bejeweledbaby]

more robin with zero gaydar & steve with excellent gaydar pls

[thingsmysplattershotjrtoldme]

"PolyCut is beastiality" "BigCal is beastiality"

BIG MAN IS A SENTIENT, SAPIENT PERSON WITH THOUGHTS, FEELINGS AND OPINIONS. LITERALLY ANY NON INKFISH NPC IS. INCLUDING SALMONIDS. INCLUDING JELLYFISH.

If anything, PolyCut and any Big Man/salmonid/non inkfish ship is monster romance adjacent

[valla-chan]

I think we don't talk enough about how Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz is canonically a lesbian who later dates a transgender princess

[snowheartsz]

Omg guys it’s them fr

Heart Bliss

Thump thump! Thump thump!

[btbonescanon]

eddie buys books about topics he’s really interested in and then gives them to buck so buck will read them and then tell eddie all about them. eddie just prefers to learn things from buck because everything is so much more engaging when it’s buck that’s telling eddie about it.

[timothylawrence]

"Wyll is boring" he is the personification of daddy issues. he hides away at a beach TWICE and leaving the tav to go find him because he's not used to having people around who care abt him. he's been running around the sword coast for seven years just killing things and saving people because he got EXILED and chose to prove himself to his father and just help others. he spends his time training kids how to defend themselves. you find out his dad is the ARCHDUKE of Baldur's Gate. he almost drowned once trying to find mermaids. he has a literal devil haunting him that watches his every move. He managed to stop an entire cult of Tiamat AT AGE 17!!!!!!! he loves clowns.

Wyll isn't boring, ppl just haven't taken the time to explore his story and it SHOWS

[yuviur]

Summer vacation, 4am.

Tons of easter eggs in this one! Click the image to find them (and for better quality ofc)

Close ups and process shots under the cut, description in alt text

[transexualpirate]

they SUCK!!! they both SUCK!!!!!!!!! they're codependent and self destructive and they see so much of themselves in each other that it makes them hate each other and they're gross and pathetic and they can't stop twisting the knife on each other!!!!!!! their relationship is like that one scratch that won't heal because you can't stop picking at the scabing!!!!!!!!!!! there's no uwu soft boi to be protected and no big macho man to be the protector, just two old men loving each other so deeply they decided to psychologically torture each other about it no wonder tony described their relationship as mutually assured destruction AND I LOVE THEMMMMM

i love stony but i hate the idea that most people have of them of tony as this uwu cute baby who was hurt by the world and doubts himself all the time and steve as this big macho man that'll protect him and make sure no one hurts him ever again

in actuality steve and tony are two grown up adult men with crippling self esteem issues and the emotional maturity of four year olds. and everyone else around them pays the price for it

[rumisgf]

i know kaminari is typically the airheaded one, but i like to think as his partner you surprisingly are able to turn your brain off around him.

for example,

when he’s teaching you how to play a video game, you suddenly forget how to make your character walk even if you already play games yourself.

“wait… how do i jump?”

“….”

he just laughs, letting his head fall on your shoulder as he taps the ‘A’ button on your controller. eventually, it leads to him guiding your with his hands over yours— basically playing the game for you. you just look at the screen like a kid who just went to disneyland for the first time, mouth open in a small ‘o’ shape and eyes mesmerized at the screen as he wins for you, still telling you “good job baby” (his favorite line and yours)

and of course, the usual: you letting him hold your hand to guide you while walking whether you already how to get to your destination or not, him always grabbing you by your waist and moving you out the way out possible things to bump into or trip over while you’re walking together as you fail to pay attention, buttoning up a shirt for you, re-teaching you how to use a can opener, him pulling a door open for you that clearly says ‘pull’ on the handle after you had been trying to push it open for two minutes straight, etc. his version of “mansplaining” is just you swooning over him as he explains things you know damn well you should damn well already know yourself. but around him, you don’t have to use your pretty little head for a thing.

[caligvlasaqvarivm]

d- do yuo think eridan and karkat would wear each other's colors if they got in moirails with eachother? smiles with big wet eyes

yes, he already does that canonically w/ feferi and vriska's colors! :)

karkat is Not a fan (and his sweatpants drawstrings are only violet because eridan bought them and switched them out and karkat can't un-switch them without getting apoplectically pissed off by that stupid little string that won't go through the holes)

like, man. this is weird. why are we doing this

[gaywineauntsstuff]

I love the idea of Dick being all the Batkid's favourite sibling but in violently different fonts.

Jason: Dick and Jay canonically have a pretty solid relationship but i'm partial to the Jason was around for Dick's rebellion stage and so Dick doesn't think he has to worry about the pedestal thing bc Jason has absolutely seen him violently hungover before he was legally allowed to drink font of this

So by the time Jason comes back and is no longer trying to murder Tim (except psychologically) Dick decides... Well he's evil sometimes but also I can finally tell someone all the Titans drama. So him and Jason meet up like once month if they're in the same city and get progressively drunker while shit talking their teams and Bruce.

Also I hate the Dick and Robin!Jason didn't get along. They absolutely did, Dick was like 0.5 seconds away from taking Jason to live with the titans permanently.

Tim: 'Oh Jason is Tims Robin, Oh Dick betrayed Tims trust.' in the name of the orange dude y'all elected twice W R O N G. Tim Drake used to watch VHS tapes of the flying Graysons routine. He wasn't even a batman Stan first. That came after he saw Robin do a quadruple summersault. Tim is a Dick Grayson fanboy first Person second. Like Tim canonically saw Jason die and went lmao skill issue, imagine not being like Dick Grayson i'm better. When Dick first started training him, he'd consistently excuse himself go to the other room, hyperventilate over Dick Grayson teaching him how to train surf. Dick is not just his idol he's also a pretty substantial part of Tim's support system. He calls Dick when he's going through something or is stuck on a case. And he knows that Dick will always have his back. They have like the unrealistic adorable sibling relationships from Tv that don't exist irl. Tim also does that awkward shuffle thing after fights bc they're still siblings and Dick just pretends the fight didn't happen until Tims calm again

Damian: You have to understand Damian thought he'd have to basically do the league all over again. He lands with Bruce and those ideas are soundly rejected and he now has no trust or respect and he has to adjust. And Bruce is doing his holier than thou, you should know better 10yro who literally was brainwashed as a child act, like Tim didn't have to pull him away from straight up becoming a villain and Dick didn't have to put him in his place with his fists a couple times a year (we love Bruce really). Then Bruce gets Time-streamed, Tim runs away and now the circus freak is BATMAN. Except the circus freak is also a sadistic bastard to criminals, despite being made out of marshmallows to you. Dick hangs people upside down off high buildings for information and cackles as Nightwing. He also listens to Damians worries and helps him deconstruct his bias view of the world. Dick canonically set the standard for child heroes and is among one of the most beloved and trusted heroes despite being marshmallowy and refusing to murder people. Dick is kinda like Damians stand in non pretentious moral compass until he learns his own one later on. Hence why Damian adores Dick Grayson more than anyone really.

in summary support my agenda that Dick and Jason are gossipy drinking buddies, Tim absolutely had a Dick Grayson Shrine as a child and Damian calls Dick to double check that he still cannot kill Timothy (its now entirely a joke.... mostly)

[outtheoiseaux]

I think post-canon Dirk would be impossible to locate at any given time.

That story about the 8 euro cafe breakfast is true, by the way. Paris breakfasts are strange and full of carbs

[yourfriendphoenix]

Iskall will literally look at Mumbo and not understand he's looking at a player. He always mistakes him for some sorta mob

[crystallizsch]

that one time at the beginning of this october when i injured (exaggerating) my finger in the shower somehow

[afterartist]

Watching people try to overcorrect for the misinterpretation of sans is funny to me

[noxious-fennec]

Tntduo in 1920's dresses galore (+ regular designs cus I couldn't resist)