#This is golden

[carrots-bear]

I'm-- what-- I'm sor-- what--? did I-- am I watching😂🤣😂

[littlecrow4]

I know this was for a (charity?) stream but I’m dying to know what context there is for this if any 😂 like was it a request? Did Alex just draw it? If so why? Got somethin to tell us?

[madschiavelique]

I THINK I FORGOT TO SUBLIT THIS ONE NOOO

[chris-in-the-headlights]

Check it out

Hilarious, small and perfect for your Friday night. I do agree with the belief that Logan’s best era was “the couple’s counsellor”.

If you wanna skip to the other POV aka the smut, check out the second part of the series here

Have fun and a great weekend you freaks 🙃

[toxictoxicities]

I have no impulse control

DID YOU ALSO PRINT IT????? WIFJJWJXJANS HAHA

[puppetwoman17]

Yall I can’t 🤣🤣🤣

I don’t know what to say about this honesty. Nothing negative, but just reading this is making me giggle idk why😂

Imagine if Billy saw this!!!

[bugstung]

[redemonarc]

Vassago leans over Stella to plant a kiss on her temple. "Good morning, bella durmiente (sleeping beauty)," he chuckles and motions for Serafina to come in. "I must return to the work I left pending last night, but I brought you breakfast in bed that I prepared myself," he says with a smile. A charcuterie board fit for a princess was in the imps' hands.

"Te amo," he reminds her, his thumb stroking her cheek gently as he gazes at her with admiration.

-@umbravotum

The head maid would nod her head in acknowledgment as she gracefully set the tray down on the little bedside table. One that allowed for the board to be placed over the princess' lap as she woke from her slumber. His definition of a sleeping beauty was feathers out of place, a severe lack of proper coverage for pajamas, and her lack of make up. She slowly opened her eyes as she groaned softly, reaching up to touch his face. "Vass..ago?" That's when she sat up to notice the charcuterie board, her hands indicating pure surprise from how gifted her lover was. He was truly gifted in multiple ways! "Oh, this is all lovely! It's all for me? Oh darling, you didn't have too!" To be given someone like him made her feathers puff out, even more when she realized her kissed her face softly ; causing her to place a hand over her beak, looking to the side as her cheeks dusted pink with a soft giggle. "I love you too, so much!" Stella closed her eyes to nuzzle her beak against his as she immediately wrapped her arms around him, the tightest hold refusing to let go of him so easily. Serafina on the otherhand, having done this job for years decided to quietly back out of the room to let the young lovers have a moment of peace.

[kazu-naito]

no way this ending is actually so fucking cool

[gremlinanalyst]

What if i call you Gremmy

Dude…I’d be honored-

Yes

[uty-confessions]

I find it funny how the final bosses are a flower, twitter, and the nation of japan. Line of bosses: A heartbroken widow, the zenith of the underground, you being trapped within the mind of a now psychotic soulless creature, and then there’s just this dude that only wanted to larp cowboys.

☆

[depressedtheatrekiddo]

Kev Gardner the icon you are

[kamenstrikerace]

Leo Akaba bragging about the war against Xyz

[44prop]

Hwdsfjydajjak yes now he can finally destroy a different nation https://twitter.com/eurofootcom/status/1612428639517261826?s=46&t=s92RFr1P7SlJKvJ98-DZ_A

NO WAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ley-med]

@rabarbermupp please don't leave this in the tags

me: hey so how far does your 'all-seeing' sight extend?

the many eyed creature in my basement: ARE YOU ASKING BECAUSE YOU TRIPPED ON YOUR OWN SHOELACES IN THE FOYER AND FELL ON YOUR FACE?

me: oh... so you saw that... :(

the many eyed creature (trying to be nice): ................ NO.