#This is a joke!
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theaceofarrows · 1 month ago
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Dick: Oh my gosh, guys. Bruce took Damian for diagnostic screening and found out he was on the spectrum, too
Tim: Nepotism. Damian is a genetic nepo baby
Jason: Well damn, you right...
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artemis-potnia-theron · 1 year ago
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Diana Awakening Apollo by Carl Bertling
I cannot describe how obsessed I am with this painting.
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Here you have Lady Artemis. Regal, majestic, brimming with divine breath in her role as lightbringer.
And then Lord Apollon - 😭
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Carl Bertling I'm on my way to ur house as we speak
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preciousmetaltimeofnight · 1 year ago
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Crack theory. Cellbit is murdering and making elaborate puzzles for Bagi because he heard she likes puzzles and doesn't know how to talk to her noramlly
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add1ictwithapen · 2 months ago
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mark’s being homophobic on twitter again smh /j
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bearlytolerant · 6 months ago
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You don’t even get 50 bald options in da4…just different styles of hoods.
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via-rant · 1 year ago
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The fact that Leo can be like "Hera babysat me for a while before mom fired her because she realized what she was doing, Mom died a few years later when I was 8, my aunt convinced the rest of my family it was my fault and gave me up and I've been in the foster care ever since. The on my first quest, the day after finding out I was a demigod, my dad revealed himself in my dream and that he's been watching me since then and doing nothing about any situation I was in, then after that first part, I was named head counciler of a cabin I don't know, and head lead of building a giant ship that I drew when I was 4 that started the bigger part of the quest where I eventually learn my family is complicated and Nemesis was right! I'm the seventh wheel and always will be, and then I killed myself to avenge my mom because Gaea also had a part in killing her!" And go about his day normally. (That's only half of it too!)
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Wait a minute…
Is Frank the long lost heir to the Little Debbie empire???
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Look at baby Frank!
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And grown up Frank!
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🤔🧐
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toyintrance · 2 months ago
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I DO enjoy some dumbification in trance but when I'm awake I can't help but chafe at the popular notion of IQ reduction. If you actually believe IQ is a useful measurement for general intelligence then I don't think dumbification is going to be able to meaningfully lower your intelligence any further.
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memevp · 4 months ago
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now THIS is how Bernie can still win….
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stellaluna33 · 5 months ago
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Some people say it was selfish of Rory to go to Dean after they broke up, to apologize to him for how she treated him and how their relationship ended. They say it would have been kinder for her to just leave him alone.
But when I, Jess Mariano...
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atuats-sidechick · 6 months ago
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Young Rangi *mid training*: Mom, I think... I have a crush...
Hei-Ran: Hmn, and?
Rangi: A crush on a girl... what should I do?
Hei-Ran *correcting her posture*: Kill her?
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aurumacadicus · 2 months ago
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Can't believe people make fun of white people tacos when it's the only time we actually season our food
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epickiya722 · 8 months ago
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Sukuna is such a hater to Yuji that even on his birthday he just had to have some extended clips of his fight against Mahoraga out. 🙄 Damn, Sukuna, Yuji can't even enjoy his day without you wanting the spotlight?
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haredjarris · 1 year ago
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do we think catherine tate is sad that she got replaced by michael sheen for the position of david tennant’s platonic soulmate
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moldy-mushrooms · 3 months ago
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Maybe Liam never fancied Justine he just wanted to be Justine
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