#This is a joke!
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Dick: Oh my gosh, guys. Bruce took Damian for diagnostic screening and found out he was on the spectrum, too
Tim: Nepotism. Damian is a genetic nepo baby
Jason: Well damn, you right...
#dick grayson#tim drake#jason todd#damian wayne#bruce wayne#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfamily#batfam#batboys#batbros#autistic bruce wayne#this is a joke!#don't @ me
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batfam as my diagnosis’s
bruce wayne: autistic
dick grayson: autistic
jason todd: autistic
tim drake: autistic
damian wayne: autistic
duke thomas: autistic
cassandra cain: autistic
stephanie brown: autistic
barbara gordon: autistic
alfred pennyworth: chronic migraines
#this is a joke!#some of them have adhd#batman#dc#dcu#dc comics#robin#tim drake#jason todd#bruce wayne#dick grayson#red hood#alfred pennyworth#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#duke thomas#damian wayne#barbara gordon#oracle#oracle dc#robin dc#red robin#red robin dc#signal#signal dc#batgirl#orphan#orphan dc#spoiler#spoiler dc
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Diana Awakening Apollo by Carl Bertling
I cannot describe how obsessed I am with this painting.
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Here you have Lady Artemis. Regal, majestic, brimming with divine breath in her role as lightbringer.
And then Lord Apollon - 😭
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Carl Bertling I'm on my way to ur house as we speak
#this is a joke!#shitpost#carl bertling#diana awakening apollo#painting#art#artemis#diana#apollo#apollon#helpol#hellenic polytheist#polytheism#deity work#deity worship#deity devotion#artemis devotion#apollo devotion#artemis devotee#apollo devotee#diana deity#diana devotee#artemis-diana
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me: me being an adhd autistic aroace agender who is really good at masking to socialize doesn't mean people like me are weird unfeeling robots
also me: anyway, one day I realized I didn't like being tickled, so I decided to stop being ticklish-
#this is a joke!#i just remember telling a coworker after someone tried to tickle me that i wasn't ticklish because i decided to stop being ticklish#and she was like anne that's. that's not normal#and im like no its easy just decide to not react and eventually you wont be ticklish#forgot i was agender for a moment lmaooo#im back to embracing being a triple a battery again! i id'd as that like. 10 years ago#before ace discourse but i stopped for years but im back now lmao
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Crack theory. Cellbit is murdering and making elaborate puzzles for Bagi because he heard she likes puzzles and doesn't know how to talk to her noramlly
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mark’s being homophobic on twitter again smh /j
#this is a joke!#twenty one pilots#tyler joseph#21 pilots#tøp#21p#clancy#josh dun#twentyonepilots#clancy era#twenty øne piløts#joshler
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To the people who say that Callum shouldn't have easily taken Rayla's side:
So, you don't wanna become an enemy of the state after having a passionate night for the first time with your partner after being a long-distance couple for two years?
I see...
No, no, I get it.
I see where you stand.
Coward. You can't adore your wife? Couldn't be me.
#the dragon prince#tdp#rayla#callum#rayllum#rayla x callum#this is a joke!#i'm not trying to be mean#i'm just having fun#let's be chill
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You don’t even get 50 bald options in da4…just different styles of hoods.
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since there's been a rise of questioning about how and why zhuyan didn't cause destruction the many years before That One Blood Moon Night Where He Killed His Best Friend and Future Boyfriend's Family and i think the answer is.
lilun was with him. i have many to say about it in full serosity, especially if you think about it, it certainly is the obvious answer. but i'm going to take the other approach and be a little annoying about it.
well, honestly. in abo terms, it's kinda like being in heat and not having a (mated) partner to get through it. someone to suppress all that bursting energy. lilun was there with him his entire life, that One blood moon night he wasn't, rampage and chaos ensued.
#fangs of fortune#zhao yuanzhou#lilun#lizhou#this is a joke!#i just thought it was funny#i mean it is a little funny i think like come on#its 3 am really this is the sleep deprived part of me talking#it probably isnt funny#but like - !
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The fact that Leo can be like "Hera babysat me for a while before mom fired her because she realized what she was doing, Mom died a few years later when I was 8, my aunt convinced the rest of my family it was my fault and gave me up and I've been in the foster care ever since. The on my first quest, the day after finding out I was a demigod, my dad revealed himself in my dream and that he's been watching me since then and doing nothing about any situation I was in, then after that first part, I was named head counciler of a cabin I don't know, and head lead of building a giant ship that I drew when I was 4 that started the bigger part of the quest where I eventually learn my family is complicated and Nemesis was right! I'm the seventh wheel and always will be, and then I killed myself to avenge my mom because Gaea also had a part in killing her!" And go about his day normally. (That's only half of it too!)
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I can't believe Miruko and Burnin got married, good for them.
#THIS IS A JOKE!#but in my heart they are#forever will be#They're both so lucky omg#burnin took over endeavor's agency and renamed it and miruko visits all the time because#'i know we live together but i still miss you'#just kiya's thoughts#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#mirko#burnin#moe kamiji#kamiji moe#miruko#rumi usagiyama#usagiyama rumi#burnbunny#moerumi#miruburn#mirburn#❤️🔥🐇#💜🐇🌙#❤️🔥💚🧯
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Wait a minute…
Is Frank the long lost heir to the Little Debbie empire???
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Look at baby Frank!
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And grown up Frank!
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I DO enjoy some dumbification in trance but when I'm awake I can't help but chafe at the popular notion of IQ reduction. If you actually believe IQ is a useful measurement for general intelligence then I don't think dumbification is going to be able to meaningfully lower your intelligence any further.
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max verstappen i know what you did
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now THIS is how Bernie can still win….
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