#This got away from me I apologize

[regret-with-a-u]

should I fuck around and write Atreus meeting Lysandra and Calliope?

He, while on the road with Angrboða gets blasted by magic and goes back in time.

As he is walking on the shores of Aegean Sea, sweating through his armor as the sun tries his best to blast him to hell he collapses.

And Lysandra, at this point knowing his husband is working for the gods sees the young man with unknown runes and white skin and goes:

Well shit.

And from that point onwards, while Kratos is somewhere doing fuck all Atreus learns Greece :D

Maybe the Atreus of Greece, who has suffered minor wound so he is left behind, meets the Atreus of North.

Calliope meeting Atreus ;-;

My personal headcanon is Kratos grew up with Lysandra and Atreus so they know how young Kratos looked like.

So Lysandra is like;

Lysandra: Atreus, meet my new friend :|

Atreus of Greece: Haha okay :D Hello young man- wait.

5 min later @ Kratos household*

Atreus of Greece: MATH IS NOT MATHING!!

Lysandra: Did he had the boy when he was 14???

Atreus of Greece: That can't be right!

While they are panicking*

Calliope: I like your hair :)

Atreus of North: I like yours too (: Want me to braid it?

Calliope: Yes please! :D

At some point Kratos rolls up. (I kinda want angst but his family is still alive so crack it is) He sees the whitest boy ever whited carry 2 grown boars on his back as Calliope rides his shoulder and goes: Hmm

Atreus of North: Oh, he likes me :)

People around their town: ?????????????

Lysandra: Is he yours??

Kratos: I would never cheat on you.

Lysandra, gazes at Atreus who is literally using magic to fly Calliope: I am more confused now

Kratos: Also math is not mathing

Atreus of Greece: THATS WHAT IM SAYING

Kratos: So, boy, I need to go. People have seen a monster in the sea so while I am gone protect-

Atreus of North: Oh, I already killed it :)

Kratos, looking down @ Atreus' small frame: ...how

Atreus of North: With my bow! Also I did this! *Shows family picture of Kratos' family plus 2 Atreuses * Did you like it? :>

Kratos:

5 min later @ Kratos household*

Lysandra:

Kratos:

Lysandra:

Kratos: So-

Lysandra: I already forged government identifying markers. We adopted him

Kratos: ...That was fast

Lysandra: Nothing I haven't done before

Kratos: What do you mean-

Also Atreus and Atreus conversations would be hilarious. Atreus of Greece used to being a prankster, he likes fucking with people. Atreus of North on the other hand is literally Loki and lost the meaning of normal.

Atreus of Greece: So... Boy. I realized something.

Atreus of North: :)???

AoG: You don't eat much, sometimes you look at the distance with a longing in your eyes. No man'a or woman's gaze takes your focus. I know what you are.

AoN: Man! I wanted to say it sooner but this is a first for me, I didn't know what to do! I am glad you understood that I-

AoG: You are lovesick! :D

AoN: I am a time-traveling God! :)

AoG:

AoN:

AoG: Come again?

AoN:...I am a dog.

AoG: That's not what you said.

AoN: nuh huh.

AoG: Fuck you mean nuh huh-

An hour later @ Kratos household*

Kratos and Lysandra:...what

Calliope, petting: Soft! :D

AoG getting squeezed by Atreus' wolf form: Hopital

Kratos: Damn... He could be mine???

Lysandra: Damn, I registered wrong Atreus as family dog :/

AoG: what

The fun never ends!

Also lmao;

Ares:

AoN:

Ares:

AoN:

Ares: Who are you???

AoN, getting bad vibes: u first.

Ares: I am God of War Ares, now answer me boy. Who are you? Why are you here? Who send you!

AoN: You can't be the God of War.

Ares: ExCuSe mE

AoN: Father is the Go- oh. Oh shit!

Ares: Exactly, now you know the danger you are in. Now answer me!

AoN, panicking: I am Loki

Ares: Gimme a sec *fucks of to Olympus *

Ares: Zeus, who the fuck is Loki???

Zeus, in the known of Odin's freaky ass Ragnarok: ...why do you ask??

Kratos: And then he vanished?

AoN: Yes :)

Lysandra: Why was he looking for you?

AoG: Maybe because he is a God?

Calliope: He is 17. How can he be a god :)

AoG: He turned into a wolf!

Kratos, %100 fucking with Atreus: I also turn into one when I am hungry. >:|

AoG: Bruh

At tthe same time:

Zeus: THERE IS 2 OF THEM NOW??? FUCK!

Ares, crying: Why does the son of the pantheon killer is also a pantheon killer!??!?

As such many cases ¯\_( ツ )_/¯

[sonknuxadow]

its so frustrating how a lot of scu fans cant handle other sonic fans not having the exact same taste in sonic media that they do. like i feel like you can say something negative about literally any other sonic media on here and people generally wouldnt care that much but the second you say anything less than positive about the movies people start getting all weird about it and trying to argue with you ive had it happen to me and seen it happen to others as well .... like the sonic franchise is very big and has many different media types and writing styles not everyone is going to uncritically love everything. get over it ? im not trying to be mean but idk what else to tell you

[cecoeur]

How do you sleep at night? No one to hide behind Betrayed every alibi you had You had every chance to make amends instead you got drunk on bitterness And you still claim that you're innocent, it's sad

[misc-obeyme]

What kind of punishments would Lucifer give to Mc if they did a mistake without meaning it? NSFW of course!!

NSFW MDNI

Hrm, well, I dunno. I think if MC messed up on accident, Lucifer would probably be pretty lenient about it. I don't think he'd do much of anything, to be honest with you. I've always been of the opinion that Lucifer is only strict because he wants his brothers to be safe. And that obviously extends to MC.

That being said, it seems to me that you may be implying a different sort of dynamic exists between MC and Lucifer - one that they've discussed previously. So that an accidental mistake turns out to be something that's used as an excuse to indulge in "punishments" wink wink lol.

And if we're talking about sexy times, well, I have opinions on that, too. But I'm gonna put it below this read more 'cause we're getting a bit explicit.

I personally have always headcanoned Lucifer as a switch. I think he can absolutely take on that dom role if his partner wants him to, but I think he also likes to sub for someone he fully trusts.

However, if he's the one doling out punishments, then he's obviously the dom in this situation.

And if that's the case, I think Lucifer is a pleasure dom.

This demon is so madly in love with MC, all he wants is to make them orgasm again and again. And again. And then again.

I think the kind of punishment you're likely to get with Lucifer is a lot of edging. He's gonna bring you right to the brink and then deny you that final release until he thinks you've had enough.

I kinda think he'd probably tie you up, too. I can just imagine Lucifer putting you into some elaborate shibari - dark red ropes or maybe black because he likes to see you in his colors.

But that's only if he has the time to be that thorough. If we're talking a quick and dirty punishment, you know he'll make use of his tie instead. Depending on his mood, he'll wrap it around your wrists or tie it over your eyes or in your mouth.

I think he'd go for the blindfold most often. He wants to hear you whine for release. And he likes to keep you guessing. You get to just sit there, not knowing fully what he's doing because you can't see and he's too quiet to let you hear him.

By the time he's done, you're screaming his name and he's never heard anything quite so pleasant as that.

Neither of you are silly enough to think that this is going to actually deter you from making a "mistake" again. In fact, it's more likely to encourage your bad behavior. But Lucifer doesn't mind. Not if it gives him an excuse to make you come over and over again.

[mc-speculation]

Mobs that have babies (in game):

Armadillos

Axolotls

Bees

Camels

Cats

Chickens

Cows

Dolphins

Donkeys

Drowned 1

(The) Ender Dragon 3

Foxes

Frogs

Glow Squid

Goats

Hoglins

Horses

Husks 1

Llamas

Magma Cubes 4

Mooshrooms

Mules

Ocelots

Pandas

Pigs

Piglins

Polar Bears

Rabbits

Salmon (?) 5

Sheep

Skeleton Horses 2

Slimes 4

Sniffers

Squid

Striders

Turtles

Villagers

Wolves

Ziglins (Zombie Piglins) 1

Zoglins (Zombie Hoglins) 1

Zombies 1

Zombie Horses 1

Zombie Villagers 1

Mobs that do not have babies (in game):

Allays 6

Bats 7

Blazes 8

Bogged 2

Breezes 8

Cave Spiders 9

Cod 9

Creakings 8a

Creepers 10

Elder Guardians/Guardians 8b

Endermen 7a

Endermites 9

Ghasts 7b

Iron Golems 8

Parrots 7

Phantoms 11

Pillagers 12

Pufferfish 9

Ravagers 7

Shulkers 9

Silverfish 9

Skeletons 2

Snow Golems 8

Spiders 9

Strays 2

Tropical Fish 9

Vex 8

Wardens 13

Witches 12

(The) Wither 8

Wither Skeletons 2a

Whatever manner reanimates different kinds of zombies seems to reanimate the young as well as adults, regardless of their species or the type of zombie (ie. husks, drowned).

Conversely, whatever reanimates skeletons does not reanimate the young, and thus they are likely reanimated in a completely different fashion to zombies. The only exception is the skeleton horse, which must in turn be reanimated in a different manner than other skeletons. Perhaps it has more in common with zombies than other types of skeletons.

2a. Whether or not wither skeletons are reanimated in the same or a similar way to other skeletons is questionable. They share the trait of lacking young with other skeletons, but are otherwise quite different.

3. The Ender Dragon does not have young, but it does produce an “egg”. Assuming it is in fact an egg, and not some strange byproduct of the beast’s biology or death, this counts - regardless of if it can be hatched by a player or not.

4. Both magma cubes and slimes are capable of asexual reproduction.

5. Salmon can be found in three different sizes. Whether these different sizes are genetic, a product of the environment, or an indicator of age is not entirely clear. 6. Allays are capable of asexual reproduction (in this case it is a magical process rather than a biological one), but they are created as fully-formed adults, and thus technically do not have any subadult phases.

7. These animals do, in fact, have young. Their young are altricial (meaning they are born unable to move or eat independently, and are dependent on the parent(s)), so it is more that they are very unlikely to be seen due to the way that they are reared.

7a. Endermen are also altricial, and hide their young in burrows to protect them from predators, competitors, and their dangerous environment. 7b. Ghasts are another altricial species. They protect their larvae within their largely hollow gas-filled bodies, in a somewhat similar manner to the mouthbrooding of certain fish and other animals.

8. These creatures are created (or suspected to be created), not born, and thus don’t have any subadult phases. These creatures are called constructs.

8a. In the case of Creakings, little is known about their nature in general. At this present time, they seem to be created by the Pale Oak, rather than having their own reproductive abilities.

8b. Guardians are constructs. but are also capable of reproducing. They typically have a eusocial colony structure similar to that of bees - the Elder Guardians being the queens, or reproductive females. Should the Elder Guardians die, however, the smaller drones can reproduce amongst themselves to produce more drones. Notably, drones cannot metamorphose into Elder Guardians like some other eusocial animals. This suggests that the different castes within their species were manufactured by their creators.

9. Similar to altricial species, these creatures do have young, they’re just unlikely to be encountered or noticed by players. In these species, it is because the young are born as very small larval stages, and are often hidden from view of potential predators - like players.

10. Creepers have consistently thwarted any attempts of study or classification. Whether they are a plant, an animal, a construct, or something else entirely, is up in the air. How, or even if, they reproduce is not fully understood.

11. The nature of phantoms is strange and little is known about them. They are undead, but do not resemble any living counterparts that could have died and been reanimated to create them. It is possible they are not animated by an external force, like how zombies and skeletons are, and instead are their own unique organism animated by other means. This makes their method of reproduction a real mystery, one yet to be studied and solved.

12. Pillagers and witches seem to be the product of environmental change in villagers. Thus, the reason their are no baby witches or pillagers is likely not because they cannot reproduce (though granted, it’s not been proven that they can reproduce), but is more likely because the young would just be villagers, and would only become pillagers or witches as they grow.

13. Wardens are bizarre and seldom studied organisms. Much of their life history is unknown, including how/if they reproduce and how/if they develop. This may be difficult to study - for a number of reasons, really, but chiefly because they are seemingly not from this realm at all, and the conditions they now live in may not allow them to reproduce or rear their young.

[fabbyf1]

What a Crash, What a Rush (Fuck Me Up, Florida!!!)

“Was there something you guys needed?” Lewis asked, looking between the two of them.

“We were wondering—” Charles started. 

“You were wondering,” Max corrected with a laugh. 

“We were wondering.” Charles turned to glare at Max, making him roll his eyes fondly. “Since you didn’t have any plans tonight, would you like to come upstairs with us to blow off some steam?” 

Lewis waited for the punchline, but Charles shut his mouth and looked at him expectantly. 

... what? OR: When Charles Leclerc became a world champion sandwich.

Charles Leclerc/Max Verstappen/Lewis Hamilton | 12k | Read on AO3

[l0vegl0wsinthedark]

Omg pls you should write a hot, cocky slytherin Harry one shot 😭

'Hey, Malfoy!'

'Fuck,' Draco said, and walked faster. His stomach did a little swoosh swoosh and a little hoppity hop and that made him scowl so he said, 'Fuck,' again.

'I know you heard me,' said Potter cheerfully falling into step beside him, leaning in to speak quietly into Draco's ear. The hairs on the back of Draco's neck sprang up.

He walked faster still. He was very late and the library would close and Pince would charge him a late fee for Beikoff's Brave Brews - A Venture Into Modern Potion Brewing, and it wouldn't even be a fair fee, honestly, she demanded the most bizarre numbers, the bint.

'Of course I heard you,' Draco said and he did not look at Potter. No, he stared straight ahead and walked with purpose. Maybe even stuck his nose up a bit. 'My ears work just fine.'

'Yeah, not like your eyes.'

'What? My eyes work just fine too.'

'Really, Malfoy, what eighteen year old wears reading glasses?'

'It's hereditary!' Draco said indignantly, stopping and swivelling around to face him. His cheeks felt very hot. 'And look who's talking?! You've been four eyed since you were, what? Six?!'

'I don't need them to read, though,' Potter said, grinning gleefully. He was always grinning. He had such white teeth and he grinned so wide and they shone against his lovely brown skin. His eyes shone too. They were very pretty and they shone. Behind ugly glasses. Aha!

'Your glasses are ugly,' Draco said. 'They're not even very trendy. Did you take them from your grandfather?'

But Draco did not wait for an answer and stomped off with a hmph because Potter was looking at him again. Looking. Like that.

Like he thought Draco was adorable. Like he wanted to touch Draco. To hold him like he were a...a little dormouse or something, and...and kiss him and pet his head and show him off to all his horrid, Slytherin friends.

Like he wanted to swallow Draco whole.

'Malfoy?'

Draco was staring. Again. At Potter. Draco was staring at Potter with his mouth a wee tiny little bit open and his eyes were unfocused and probably glazed over.

Potter's grin was now predatory.

'Lubrication!' Draco blurted out. Practically shouted it. He then had to focus very hard on not fainting.

Potter, his eyes enormous, raised his bushy eyebrows very high.

'Beg pardon?' he asked, voice vibrating with horrible, perverted glee.

'I-- I'm on medications, Potter, I'm very sick!' Draco announced shrilly.

'Oh? What's wrong, Malfoy?'

'It's dryness!' Draco snapped. 'When the eyes aren't-- aren't wet, they get dry.' Absolutely incredible. To think of his IQ. He might as well be a Slytherin. 'And so I'm taking potions. To make them wet.'

Potter wasn't grinning anymore. He was looking at Draco very intently.

'Okay,' Potter said slowly.

'So-- so that's why they were like that, that's why my eyes looked like that just now,' Draco spoke quickly now. He had things to do, books to return, essays to write, other books to read, pillows to scream into.

'Look like what?'

'Glazed over,' Draco said impatiently. 'When the eyes get dry, they look glazed over. Eyes are very delicate, Potter, they need constant lubrication or else they can get, well, dry. Fuck. 'And itchy.' Fuck. 'And so just now when I was staring at you, I mean gazing at you, I mean I was not gazing, not gazing.' Fuck. Oh, fuck. 'I think gazing requires more and very intense looking, like in Astronomy? With stars? Through a telescope.' Astronomical fuck.

Potter's grin was back. It was so...so salacious. And evil. Really, Slytherins were all so terrible and perverted and...so bad. Bad people.

Draco's back hit the wall. What. How why? Well, okay, but only because his knees were shaking and he really, really needed the support.

Potter needed the support too, apparently, because he planted one hand on the wall. Right next to Draco's head.

Draco's eyes darted, without permission, to look at the hand. Wide hand, very big. Hairy knuckles. Bitten nails with dirt under them. So uncouth, honestly. Yuck, bleurgh oh Potter's face was very close.

Draco hugged his book very tightly because he needed comfort he needed strength Potter looked very strong, he was always flying, my god Potter's chest had to be, what, 45 inches wide?

'Malfoy,' Potter purred. He was so repulsive, honestly, whose voice sounds like that, maybe Draco should punch him in the throat. 'Are all you Ravenclaws this cute?'

Maybe Draco would punch him in the throat over his Adam's apple, his neck was really elegant actually, Potter had excellent bone structure.

'I really am curious because you're the only nerd-- er, Ravenclaw I ever look at. I mean, gaze at.'

Potter's dirty, dirty smirk, his other big hand in his pocket, ugh such a reprehensible lack of manners.

'But I can still say that, you are, by far, the cutest nerd-o-claw in the whole damn school,' Potter reached up and touched the tip of Draco's nose. 'Boop,' he said softly.

Potter had touched Draco's face. Just like that. And he had said the word "boop". His chest was definitely at least 38 inches broad, exactly 38, Draco was ready to wager and my god did Potter never get a haircut? How did one read with such masses of hair in one's green eyes all the time.

'But then you know that,' said Potter. 'You've always known that.'

Broad chest, dry eyes, very nice neck, late library book - yes good, a comprehensive list.

'I've been telling you for years,' Potter murmured with a little tilt of his head.

He leaned right in and pressed a kiss to Draco's cheek.

'If only you paid attention, Malfoy,' Potter frowned, but his eyes twinkled, 'Tut tut. Some Ravenclaw.'

Potter shook his head and backed away. Still shaking his head he winked at Draco. Then he walked off, throat bobbing with laughter.

'Later, sweetheart,' he chimed over his shoulder.

Pince was going to drain the Malfoy vaults. It really had to be illegal.

Illegal.

(Part 2)

[oblivions-dawn]

Just read your tags on that fanfic post, and can’t agree more. Readers want completed long fics but don’t support the author in the writing of said long fics! Like, it feels like no one appreciates it, and then they’ll have the audacity to complain that people don’t post stories anymore.

And then there’s that whole thing of people not appreciating one-shots either! I got a comment on one saying “You could make a whole story out of this.” It is a whole story!!! As it is!!

Sorry for the rant in your inbox. Your words struck a chord with me. It just feels like a lot of fanfic readers have become so entitled lately.

THANK YOU. And you're so right--even if they DO read these stories, it's not as though they're leaving comments a lot of the time. It's a rarity these days on anything as the appreciation has slowly disappeared into Discord servers and friend groups and leaves the author feeling . . . well, unappreciated. Whether they're afraid to leave comments [why????????? I PROMISE you're NOT bothering the author. It's the EXACT OPPOSITE. We are ECSTATIC. And I'm an author that will RESPOND ENTHUSIASTICALLY TO YOU. PERSONALLY. What's not to love about that????] or too . . . . lazy [and for that fuck you], either way, it's disheartening.

One-shots are FANTASTIC. I'm a MASSIVE fan of one-shots. It's an amazing way to dip your toes in the water or write about a scenario without the stress of a whole ass story behind it. WRITING IS WRITING, A STORY IS A STORY NO MATTER ITS LENGTH, etc. etc. As someone who wrote a full fanfic and then could only manage one-shots FOR YEARS, it's a damn shame that people are just. So motherfucking picky.

Which leads, of course, into your last point: entitlement. Don't apologise for the rant--as I said, this is something that drives me up a wall and brews an old anger within me [if it wasn't obvious already, aha]. It's upsetting how many writers have lost their passion because no one wants to leave comments or only reads finished 100k+ word fanfics. They forget that we started writing these stories FOR OURSELVES. We do this FOR FREE. We don't HAVE TO SHARE THEM. And yet many have the audacity to act like we owe them something. That we serve them. That, as a reader, we should be writing for them and not ourselves.

We're not doing this for fame, for money. This isn't fucking BookTok or whatever. We're artists. We're writers. And we just wanted to fucking create something we loved and share it with other people because it's a fucking shame to keep art to yourself when it could be loved by someone else too. My art has sparked inspiration, made friends, started conversations, and I have cherished all of those things while on this crazy ride. But it wouldn't have happened if I didn't share it--and it for damn sure wouldn't still be happening if I listened to all these fuckheads going on about "it's too short" "it should be a whole story" "oh but it's not finished".

If I had to beg for one thing from these people, it's to actually give ANY writing a chance. If it sounds even remotely like something you'd like, fucking give it a shot. Complete, incomplete, one-shot, 100 words, 500k words. I can't tell you how many fanfictions I've read that I've enjoyed and they were short or incomplete [and in the latter case, I thrive on the joy of knowing it's not over yet, that there are updates and still more chapters to come--and that's a very underrated magical feeling too] that were simply fantastic and I absolutely don't regret reading. Readers fucked up the moment they decided quantity mattered more than quality because it discourages those of us that aren't long-winded in chapters or don't have the capacity for a longer fic. And that's a fucking shame.

To summarise: click away from fanfictions because it's not your cup of tea, not because it doesn't fit your dumb as shit specific criteria for what a "good" fanfiction is.

[r0semultiverse]

What is going on with Cosmic Owl? 🦉 SOOOOO much is happening at once!

Also does anyone got any ideas about the 2 stars & the demon & angel wing phone design as far as characters go that we've seen before? 👀

[bookshelf-in-progress]

Maybe the truth at the heart of Shadowstruck is the importance of family. Because the most compelling stories in this universe are about what happens when you tell parents that some of their children have no right to their love, care, and protection. It destroys what should be the strongest and most natural bonds of love, and that simple horrible thing leads to all the complicated problems in their oppressive society.

[krisnixfeels]

After a year's hiatus, we are hoping to bring back "krisnix week" or a similar krisnix event for 2024. This is the initial interest check to gauge people's opinions on rough scheduling and what the event would look like. We expect to do another interest check in a month or so that will help tie down specific dates and finalize prompts (if any).

If you think you might be interested, we encourage you to share your thoughts on the survey before it closes on May 4, 2024 at 11:59 PM (Eastern Standard Time)

[angrybatart]

Got some terrible news on Friday, and needed to draw something that made me happy to straighten my thoughts. Started this last night, but am not really happy with it. So I'm going to work on it off and on until it looks right to me. I'll post the full picture when I do.

[taohun]

panda express save me save me panda express

[angelstrawbabie420]

i wish for once in my goddamn life he would just say making a mistake is fine instead of treating me like i’m the dumbest person on earth and getting so angry he insults me for shit he’s done a million times before and i literally brush off bc it doesn’t fucking matter. then has the audacity to start yelling and saying i’m a baby because i call him out for his unreasonable behavior. brother YOU are the one throwing insults and degrading people over mistakes i think YOU are acting like the baby here

[quillkiller]

sometimes i think yall must be lying when you’re thirsting after a real existing man

[kurokoros]

no but the way the older teens in ST apologize is just so different. Steve says "I messed up" or "I'm sorry" and takes steps to fix what he did. Jonathan says "I was wrong". Nancy says "I didn't mean it" and "I was drunk. I don't remember any of that."