#Thirsty vamps

[i-may-be-an-emu]

sfth fans will really point at two men and go “LOOK AT THOSE LESBIANS”

[boogflake]

did you guys know i loved Esmeranna

[letsbesharkfriends]

*me lying down trying to sleep*

my mind: "Bobby is an anagram… anagram?" "please, of what?" "of my true name" "what is that?" "uh……………"

[mikkstaape]

Thirsty Vamps!!

Had to draw Esmerelda and The Vampire Hunter (Anna??)

Love when Sam and Luke play women <33

[merthurians-prat-and-idiot]

Just rewatched sfth's Thirsty Vamps sketch and *major spoilers below*

Shout out to Sam for the way he played Anna slowly releasing herself from her restraints whilst she was seducing talking to Esmeralda- he did it so subtly through the scene and then had a hold of a stake! Honestly all of sfth are brilliant at stagecraft 😁

[timey-acey222]

me n who

[scream-at-a-whisper]

*SHHHKKKKK*

The Vampire Slayer wasn't exactly new at her craft; she'd learned exactly how to spot a vampire, how to play the role of a naive teenager, how to gain their trust so she could practically feel their jugulars pulsing between her blunt canines -- the adrenaline let her feel her own pulse, where her thumb pressed into the wooden stake she bore by her side.

The stake made easy work parting Esmerelda's flesh, and her final guttural scream hung in the air for a second, echoing through the chamber's of the castle, before Esmerelda's body slumped forwards.

The Vampire Slayer stood, cut the ropes holding her feet, and took a moment to catch her breath, her hands on her knees. She then stood up and pushed her hair back, smugly grinning at Esmerelda. Maybe if she'd decided to be a software engineer or English teacher or improv comedian instead of an assassin, Esmerelda and her would've gotten along. After all, she had meant everything she said -- Esmerelda was stunning, even if she was a vampire.

Well, no time for conflicted feelings. It was time to go collect a paycheck, then back home to the apartment, and then back home for dinner, to feed the cat, maybe watch a new movie, and rest before the next job would start.

That is, it would be time if a thin, cold hand didn't wrap itself tightly around her shoulder, the long perfectly painted nails digging into her skin.

"Oh vampire slayer, you didn't think we were done yet, did you?"

The Vampire Slayer felt her lungs fail for a second. "Um. This is just what women do?"

Esmerelda laughed, loudly and heartily. "If you wanted to kill me, you could've just asked. How about this; let's have some drinks, have some fun together, and then if you really still want to kill me, you're totally free to." Esmerelda pulled a dark green pendant out her shirt and placed it in the Vampire Slayer's hand, the golden chain stretching between the two of them. "Here, take the protective charm off, I'll let you kill me truly this time."

The Vampire Slayer contemplated her options. She had a second chance here, but who knew how many more tricks Esmerelda had up her sleeve. On the other hand, how many opportunities had she had since starting this job to just relax and have fun? Plus, her roommate would feed the cat if this took too long.

She sighed, before yanking the chain off.

[anakintwinkletoes]

got any more *licks lips* turkish delight...?

[norkea]

Thirsty Vamps!!!!!

[danyayeni2]

i can't stop thinking about maybe john wick with a vampire darling Like what if his darling is growing more feral, and stronger, and they manage to pin John to the ground, drooling and growling at him. John knows what they want, he can practically smell the bloodlust radiating off of them- he had to, anyways. In his world, either vampires killed him, or the Director punished him severely. And John, with blood bags on standby, was putting their darling under their arm, and carrying them (So they wouldn't try and so they'd feel security while their brain is going haywire) to get a blood bag, but his darling shook their head, and managed to quickly get out of his grasp, and pin him against something. John felt pink dust his cheek, as his darling gave him a hug. "I want your blood, John. Please." And John simply smiles, holds his darling, picks them up, and sets them down on his lap, as they sat on a sofa. He slowly unbuttoned his collared shirt and revealed his warm, tantalizing neck. and then his darling bit him the end :3

[drownedscribe]

Sfth fandom have we settled on a way to tag non-longform characters and ships on ao3? Bc I've been writing something for the newest time warp game and I dunno 🫠

[i-may-be-an-emu]

Ah yes, my favourite wlw couple (they’re played by two straight men and one kills the other)

[boogflake]

some sfth drawing i made recently :)

brokeback cube bonus ⬇️

[letsbesharkfriends]

did not expect to wake up and see Sam pretending to seduce Luke

[scarlettriot]

I need to know… is anyone else simping super hard over the bear in BG3 or am I alone here… moots? Anyone?

[bewildereye]

blood hostage