#They're still not invited.
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I love how mqf's oficial description is something like: a good heart who wants to help others but then you read the novel and his reaction to lqg trapping ten infected men who are crying in panic is "great now I can start to work in my experiments with decomposed people to find a cure" and gets out a lot of needles, which makes the man cry even harder.
Even if we only get bits of the other Cang Qiong sect leader's we can reach the conclusion that no one there is normal, sqq is just biased.
#the other sects when they have to invite cang qiong: they're our brothers but for fuck's sake they're so weird#sqq is a drama queen married to the demon lord#lqg is an obsessed fighter with no survival instics#sqh is a spy married to ANOTHER demon that somehow is still in the sect doing taxes#qqq could kill you with a look but she also makes fun of tiny lbh in the extras#you know the emperor#so she has probably zero survival instics too#mqf is one step away from becoming a mad doctor#and they're lead by the n°1 apologizer#i love them let me meet the rest#svsss#scum villain self saving system#mu qingfang#liu qingge#shen qingqiu
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I know a Kage Summit hates to see them coming...
B&W below:
#They're 4 hours late and no one invited them.#Still gonna be the loudest and Most Correct voices in that room.#I like to think they just pass the hat around some days... everyone gets a turn to be burdened with the crushing weight of bureaucracy.#A million years ago I'd get into so many arguments with friends that Sasuke was going to be the Otokage and make it a safe haven for -#- kekkei genkai users and those failed by the shinobi system. Really built up this idea in my head that never happened lol.#Team Taka#Sasuke Uchiha#Karin Uzumaki#Suigetsu Hozuki#Juugo#Juugo Naruto#Naruto#Naruto AU#Kept the uncolored one because I think it looks better but I put too much effort into TRYING to color this lol.#anti naruto ending#not serious
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By candle light...
#dnd art#ttrpg art#oc#oc art#dnd 5e#Evantide#Evantide Campaign#Freyja#Freyja Ravenhill#pinup art#I GUESS#but yeah they're at her parents place now and this is her 'I don't have a neck tat don't worry'#modest nightgown#but Aluviel is spending the night at her place instead of the inn (by invite of Freyja's mother)#and you better believe I can still haunt that gay bitch's ass#turning around and seeing the light from behind shine though only outlining her figure more?#99999999 damage to Aluviel#sapphic artist
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"We usually keep a few packs of coffee beans at home" They are so disgustingly domestic, they don't even bother hiding it anymore lmfaoo
and AAJJSJAKDJSHS KAVETHAM COFFEE BEAN SHOPPING (HOUSE CHORES??) ROSTER... I guess that's a shopping list Alhaitham is holding while he purchases the coffee beans from Puspa Cafe. I imagine Kaveh must have made a loooong list of requirements of the beans he thinks they would enjoy based on taste, smell, etc. He probably also included some other extra groceries he’d want Haitham to buy from the bazaar too. The fact that it's somewhat implied they now take turns buying necessities for the house, and possibly also share the house chores together (as opposed to Kaveh wanting to shoulder all of it at first because he'd felt guilty and that he'd owed Alhaitham for taking him in at his lowest point in life).... Something about these minute details of routine mundanity and the subtle shift in their dynamics to something more balanced and equal, that speaks volumes of their shared comfort and companionship really rejuvenates my dead fossil heart. I HATE/LOVE them lol.
And I absolutely love how Alhaitham can sass Kaveh for his late-night workaholic over-reliance on coffee while still being point-blank about their mundane domesticity and shared grocery-shopping duties in a single breath like it's NO big deal... Just the Sumeroommies roommating....
I haven't really checked, so I'm not too sure how the lines are written in CN/JP/KR since those languages can skip (obvious) pronouns altogether and the context would still be understood. But it's nice to see the EN translators going with "We" and "home" here because it gives us yet another sense of the subtle changes in Kaveh and Alhaitham's companionship now. Alhaitham is a very strong-willed person who tends to favour the use of "I", and people's individuality and agency first, so seeing him explicitly use "We" and "home" now—which aligns with how Kaveh uses it often too when he refers to both of them together—just feels so heartwarming and so very earned :")
#genshin impact#kavetham#alhaitham#kaveh#al-haitham#tldr keysmashing with feels#someday they're going to publicly announce their marriage renewal rites#and none of the sumerians (or us) would even blink or be surprised#don't mind me i'm rambling my garbage th0ts here#happy birthday to my favouritest weirdo cat !!!#divorced and still grossly married#they got married and didn't invite us to the wedding tsk
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yotsubana florals' other frequent loiterer + a bonding moment between kuroba & ichimatsu.
#i've mentioned that ichi is still intimidated by kuroba even after they cleared up the whole yakusa situation#this is the moment that smoothes things out between them#he basically stumbles on kuroba finding mugi chewing on their plants while they're out watering them ->#and immediately assumes that it won't end well but kuroba just gives mugi some catgrass & water to get them to stop#after that ichi tries to sneak away after he's sure the cat's alright but they meow at him so kuroba spots him and invites him over#mugi having a smoker's meow was inspired by one of my childhood cats sounding like she smoked 10 packs of virginia slims a day#also kuroba nicknamed them after ryegrass ( which is one of the types of plants used for catgrass )#this was one of the things i doodled this morning#osmt#ichimatsu#mj ocs#oc : kuroba#mj draws
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"second coming of christ" + it's saint young men jesus
#writing dialogue is always my nightmaaaare i'm sorry i tried my best#good omens fanart#good omens#good omens 2#aziraphale#crowley#saint young men#saint oniisan#sym jesus#sym buddha#crowley nervous bc jesus remebers him but then he just invites him and aziraphale in for dinner 👍👍#the ending of s2 wasnt real btw they're still happy + just going on a trip to japan to find jesus...#i think dialogue is out of character im sorry#i tried and gave up#good omens spoilers
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I saw her, and I immediately loved her
#my dear hatchet man#mdhm game#Mdhm Erika#Mdhm Rosie#i love her#Fun fact: i have an oc also named Rosie-! and her love interest is literally just a character that is heavily inspired by Alan#-and toby from creepypasta- but i created them last year and i'm still developing them-#they're talking about inviting Mc to rollerskate with them#my art#quick doodle
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i Headcanon that all the third years are in a group chat.
⚠️English is not my first language⚠️
Warnings: I'm not good at writing Idia's lines because I just don't understand what slangs he's using (maybe it's because I'm bad at English), so it might be OOC or I simply won't put slangs ♡˖꒰ᵕ༚ᵕ⑅꒱ And I used the translator for Rook's french messages, so there might be some mistakes.
(twst + Oc)
If you want to know more about my OC, you can click here!

Vil: has someone seen Rook?
Vil: it has been 2 entire weeks since I last saw him
Trey: and you're asking now!?
Idia: F
Cater: x2
Bella: @/fairer-than-you I'm sure he's alive
Bella: he's Rook after all
Vil: that's not reassuring at all
Leona: that's why I've been so happy these weeks
Malleus: I wasn't informed that you knew what happiness mean, Kingscholar.
Leona: shut up lizard
Leona: who the fuck let him here?
Malleus: Bella cordially invited me into this 'group chat', it has been delightful.
Leona: we need to talk about letting weirdos here Bella
Bella: ok
Bella: I guess I'll leave then
Bella: 😔💅🏻
Leona: what!?
Bella: you called me weirdo one day, so I must leave
Leona: that was months ago!
Bella: I'll never forget it
Idia: lmao to think that the one who drinks women respect juice called one a weirdo
Malleus: what does 'lmao' means?
Lilia: it means that you're laughing a lot, Malleus.
Lilia: I think I know where Rook is.
Lilia: *sends photo of Rook in a concert*
Cater: woah!
Cater: that's a Neige LeBlanche's concert!?
Cater: I didn't know he had tickets for that!
Cater: I should've asked him #not fair
Idia: isn't that concert in the other side of Twisted Wonderland?
Idia: how did he even managed to get out of school!?
Idia: just asking
Bella: sure, it's not like you want to get out of here to lock yourself in your house
Idia: exactly
Leona: he should just stay out of NRC then
Trey: there you have him Vil
Trey: it's good to know he's safe
Malleus: it seems a very nice place he's in
Cater: and it's!
Cater: the best photos are taken there 🥹!
Trey: Vil?
Trey: @/fairer-than-you?
Bella: ooooooh
Bella: Vil hates Neige
Bella: I'm sure he's planning 100 ways to kill Rook
Bella: and then bring him back to life
Bella: and then kill him again
Cater: @/fairest-of-them-all send a tutorial
Leona: X2
Lilia: X3
Bella: X4
Malleus: I thought you said that unaliving people was bad, Lilia.
Lilia: I mean
Lilia: YES, it's bad, but it's always good to learn something new
Leona: but make sure your ugly face is outside of the flame
Vil: excuse me, my face is NOT ugly
Vil: maybe it's your lack of intelligence that makes you think like that
Vil: carrot, tell the headmaster I'm taking some days off
Bella: why me?
Vil: you shouldn't have answered if you didn't want to
Idia: btw
Idia: Ortho wanted to invite you all to play table games
Cater: does that mean I'll be able to take photos🫣!?
Idia: I'm only doing this for Ortho
Idia: and phones are not allowed
Idia: @/Caycay specially yours
Cater: #depression time
Malleus: my my, an invitation?
Malleus: I'll be there on time
Lilia: I won't be able to assist
Lilia: I've promised my online friend to play with him
Trey: @/Idia I'll bring food
Trey: Ace will surely eat it all if I don't anyways
Idia: do as you like as long as it doesn't affects my life
~Idia is offline~
Lilia: I take that back, Gloomurai told me he's busy tonight, so I guess I'll go with all of you
Leona: I'm busy too
~Leona is offline~
Malleus: the kitten seems to be lying
Lilia: who taught you to call Leona that?
Malleus: Bella
Lilia: @/Henchman 😏?
Bella: no comments 😏
Rook: mon amis!
Rook: I beg you to help moi!
Rook: 😭
Trey: did something happen!?
Trey: Vil is taking some days off, he'll be there in no time
Rook: @/Tray-of-tarts, non non, Chevalier des roses, it's not like that
Rook: Roi du Poison just sent me a text and it said: "enjoy that little concert while you can, Rook, let's see if you're still smiling after I catch you"
Rook: though I admit that seeing Roi du Poison in a state of fury and anger is an appealing image
Rook: I would like to live a little longer
Bella: F
Bella: should've thought twice before going to Neige's concert
Bella: don't worry, I'll bring fresh flowers to your tomb everyday
Rook: Trickster!
Rook: S'il vous plaît aidez-moi!
Bella: @/Hornton could you help him please?
Malleus: if it's you the one asking, of course I can
Cater: wow, everything is so cheesy now
Cater: how about we leave the romance for later and talk about tonight's pajamas party?
Trey: but Idia said it was a games night
Trey: it doesn't mean we can stay there.
Lilia: I'm sure Idia won't care
Lilia: I got matching pajamas for everyone!
Rook: @/tomato-vampire ooh, show us, show us
Trey: weren't you begging for help before?
Rook: but that was in the past, Chevalier des roses
Rook: now, please, show the matching pajamas
Lilia: *sends a photo of him wearing a pink one piece pajamas*
Lilia: I found them on sale!
Lilia: isn't it cute?
Rook: oh! Beauté! Full marks!
Bella: don't they have it in red 👀?
Lilia: no, but that's the best part!
Lilia: we're all twinning!

ending this now because it's getting to long 😋
#They're very good friends (I really want them to be (灬º‿º灬)♡) even if it doesn't look like it#Idia doesn't have a nickname because he doesn't want to stand out and his other nickname (Gloomurai) is reserved for games#Malleus managed to get Rook before Vil did#so he's safe (for now)#Trey didn't find the desserts he put in the kitchen#Ace and Deuce got collared after being caught devouring them in their room#Idia was the one who wanted to invite them to his room#but found it cringe to directly ask them#Ortho almost called the nurse when his brother threw the phone at the wall after sending the invitation#Leona ended up going because as I said before in this post they're all friends ( ˘ ³˘)♥ He's just a tsundere#Everyone wore the matching pajamas and of course Cater was allowed to bring his phone and take photos#Lilia didn't know that the sale included a total of 100 pajamas#Crowley is now wondering why there so many boxes with pink clothes in his office#And no Idia and Lilia still don't know about the real identity of their online friends#twisted wonderland#Third years#malleus draconia#lilia vanrouge#leona kingscholar#vil schoenheit#rook hunt#Bellatrix Mirrorheart#trey clover#cater diamond#While writing this I was so scared that I might have accidentally forgotten about one character#eah oc#eah x tw#twst oc#twisted wonderland oc#Twst
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I'm disgusted with the fetish i have😩 also ashamed. Is that normal? 😩
girl i am not engaging with your degradation-based corruption kink for free. my commission rates are in my pinned post for fuck's sake.
#mostly kidding but you WOULD be surprised by how many people invite themselves into my inbox#just to publicly announce that they're ashamed to follow me#like??? my dude if you were that embarrassed you wouldn't be here#i'm not posting smut three times a week for people who are still on baby's first dead dove#i'm here for the freaks who know how to appreciate me >:(#personal#anon ask
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Wei Wuxian is a good child. It's what every adult around him says, at least. If you ask for what he thinks, he'll say he's just doing his best to not be a burden.
At 13 years old, it's the first time he's been truly alone in his family house. His parents are always traveling somewhere, they used to bring him with them when he was little and didn't need to go to school, and Wei Wuxian still remembers those days with bitter fondness, but after he started school his guardian for a while was his grandma.
But now she's gone and his parents did not ask him if it was ok before they took off overseas once again. Although, his father did look a bit guilty.
"You're old enough, now, and you can cook, so it's fine for us." his mother said.
"If the school needs a guardian to sign a paper, our lawyer can do it, you just have to call him." his father forced a smile "Although he's going to visit you once a week. And we asked the neighbors to help, too."
"Oh! And your uncle Fengmian is going to look after you, too, ok?" his mother had no problems with smiling "We're going to do our best to come back more often."
"And you can always call us, ok?" his father looked at his wife's smile and suddenly his expression softened and his smile turned more real.
Wei Wuxian felt sick, but didn't say anything.
If they didn't want to stay, he wouldn't make them.
So, he tried his very best to live his life without complaining and with little to no tears. He smiled, laughed and joked around, trying to convince himself he was ok. That he was happy.
But sometimes, it was always too much for him and he felt negative emotions he tried with all his might to smother inside a deep box and kick to the back of his mind.
"Jealous." he said out loud "I feel jealous."
"What? Of who?" Jiang Cheng looked at him weirdly, as if doubting his words and thought he was crazy.
They were alone in the other boy's room playing video games before dinner, during one weekend Wei Wuxian was forced invited to stay over.
"You." Wei Wuxian shrugged, making his character die in the game.
"...Why?" Jiang Cheng's right eyebrow was almost kissing his hairline.
"Your parents are here." he hugged his knees, trying really hard to not cry "They fight a lot, but they love you and are here." sniffing, his voice trembled as he confessed his deepest feelings "I'm lonely."
Jiang Cheng looked down at his hands still holding the controller, biting his lip. He thought about what he should do, and ended up scooting over and throwing an arm around his friend's trembling shoulders.
"It's ok." he said, feeling awkward.
"I hate them." Wei Wuxian whispered against his knees.
Jiang Cheng felt his heart freeze for a moment "Sometimes..." he started "Sometimes I hate mine, too..."
Wei Wuxian cried silently for a while and Jiang Cheng kept half hugging him until he lifted his head and they both laughed at their red eyes and wet cheeks.
They didn't talk about it again until they were already in highschool and Wei Wuxian decided he wouldn't update his parents about his life anymore, and not be the first to call. Jiang Cheng kept supporting him silently and they started planning their future away from their parents.
When Wei Wuxian came out and started dating Lan Wangji, he didn't tell his parents directly, but his father liked his social media post. Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes and called them gross, but didn't tell any adults that the boys were sleeping together at that lonely house.
They were accepted in different universities. Wei Wuxian decided to go overseas by himself, while both Lan Wangji and Jiang Cheng were accepted at the same university in a bigger city.
"I will wait for Wei Ying." Lan Wangji said, a few days before moving.
"You know..." Wei Wuxian snickered "There's this thing called vacation, I don't know if you heard..."
Lan Wangji huffed, amused.
"And my lawyer said I can come back every summer for vacation. But Lan Zhan could go visit me too, right? Lan-er-gege is richer than this lonely man." he chuckled, hugging his boyfriend.
"...Fine." Lan Wangji silently sighed "I can visit Wei Ying during winter break and Wei Ying can visit me during summer."
"Perfect!"
When they were hugging each other in the airport saying their farewell to Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng clung to him hard and long, eyes closing forcedly.
"Are you still lonely?" he asked in a low voice.
"No." Wei Wuxian smiled, squeezing him back "A little."
"Still hate them?"
"A little. Yes."
They parted with wobbly smiles.
"It's ok." Jiang Cheng said.
"It's ok." Wei Wuxian nodded "I'll be back soon."
"You better!"
#haha this is longer than i expected#wei wuxian and jiang cheng friendship#not jiang parents friendly#not cangse sanren and wei changze friendly#shijie isnt here but shes still loved#wei wuxian#wei ying#lan wangji#lan zhan#jiang cheng#mdzs headcanons#jiang fengmian and wei changze are half brothers#mdzs#wangxian#wwx and his parents bumping into each other in europe and acting like that spiderman meme#lwj have words to say to them#he probably sent them a invitation to wangxian wedding but with a picture of them at the altar because that happened a month ago lol#its ok to hate your parents when they're assholes#my writing#bnnywngs writing#alternate universe#modern mdzs#cangse sanren and wei changze live
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out of curiosity, would you consider yourself butch?
used to be a blonde underweight twink and now I'm a based jock still got the chanel bag and the sick albeit matured mind of a suckpig to prove it so I'm gonna let you decide whether you wanna call me that word just cuz I got a pussy and short hair. I promise you that there have been enough advancements made in the art of lesbian sexual dynamics in the past 50 years to broaden the vocabulary used to describe the plethora of types of masculine females.
#being called butch just reminds me of how much males have the freedom to navigate between male archetypes and how people pay attention to#the distinguishing features of these varying masculinities#but when a female is seen as masculine it all gets lumped under the “butch” category#her masculinity is seen as unnatural and therefore incapable of being considered genuine or taken at face value as it is with males.#its always brought into question instead of taken in consideration with the rest of the woman's life and experiences and her particularities#Hence... Butch is still being treated as though its a huge lesbian cultural phenomena instead of a specific niche thing#also i dont mean to invite the “you dont pass!!” anons again bc that idiot is missing my point entirely (which is that im truly not trying)#but the fact is that for the past 3 years i have found myself increasingly navigating the male social world#and discovering what it means to me as a female to have access to the ability to take my “masculinity” for granted... relax#forget about it#etc#i think thats entirely antithetical to the Butch thing which seems to rest on the tension of other peoples expectations of her#people broadly are more surprised to find out that im interested in women just as much as they're surprised that im a gym queen iykwim...#ive worked hard for this and now that ive gotten the Woman Social Role thing pretty much entirely out of the way i am living the dream#i think a large part of that is learning as a dyke to appropriate the language of gay men theres a reason their terminology had#staying power even when their scene was *literally* dying meanwhile all that seemed to survive from dyke spaces was butch n femme ??#its because theirs didnt necessitate the building and maintenance of a scene in order for the subculture to hold its head above water#their labels *largely* weren't predicated on their relationships to gender roles and its telling that for dykes it was#their labels rested on the need to simply show up anonymous n be able to easily flag whether they were looking to fuck or be fucked#alongside the set of circumstances under which they would be fucking or getting fucked or what have you#it all comes back to the restrictions of female social blah blah blah and i think the sooner we collectively set down what we see as our#responsibility as lesbians and as feminists to Be A Woman the sooner we can step outside of that#n start thinking clearly about our individual circumstances and the necessity of putting on your own oxygen mask first before helping others
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thinking of this again
#no but also like the idea that beard and roy routinely hang out is so true.#like i think they're each other's number two besties after ted + jamie#best man roy might be cursed but he's still beard's bestie!!!!!!!!!!!!#roy kent#coach beard#their movie nights >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>#roy also invites beard to hang out w the yoga mums at drag shows (after catching beard at a drag show)
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DAY 44
stamps stamps stamps!
f2u, credit appreciated but not necessary!
#ii lifering#lifering ii#ii#inanimate insanity#inanimate insanity invitational#object show community#ii fanart#daily lifering#osc#osc stamps#ii stamps#osc blinkies#ii blinkies#blinkies#stamps#web graphics#gif warning#gif#i am still learning how to pixel art well so they're not the best :<#they kind of form a gradient ooo
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i may not be into fauxcest but i am absolutely a friend of the family
#does this make sense????#like i genuinely cannot be involved in those dynamics myself as much as i actually would love it#(and i would have loads of fun!! but my nervous system hates it so i Do Not want to be in a dynamic like that)#but i am that family friend whos maybe an aunt or uncle or something of the sort even tho they're literally not related#nd everyone affirms regularly they Are Not blood related but still loved as family a#but they're invited to the family gatherings and know yalls birthdays and your mom/sister/whoever tells them your dirty secrets sometimes#and they love you so much. indecipherable from your family. but if anyone ever asked you'd go “well thats not REALLY my aunt but you know.#family friends.“ and yeah#anyway im not making this rbable bc i dont feel like having ppl get weird ab this but also like#this has been rotating in my head for DAYS#(also pls dont suggest i try these kinds of dynamics again ik from experience its not for me!! but this is where i can engage also and i#think its a really fun concept)
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CESARE BORGIA + dragging his brother around "You have a priest for a brother?"
#cringefail bros my beloveds#francois and david had such an electrifying chemistry#they became close instantly the first day on the borgias set. bonding over the godfather and all#till this day they're still interacting on instagram being goofy and david even invited francois to his podcast#juan's brattiness balances with cesare's leadership so damn well hello??? best brothers ever i'm sorry#it's the way they desperately tried to replace juan with alfonso in season 3 but they failed dramatically#he had nooooone of juan's charisma and devilish charm#they tried to parallel the scene where juan and cesare were sparring with swords to the one with cesare and alfonso's...#...yet again they failed dramatically. “did you ever love your brother?” “ i did! mightily.” was the only valid moment between them LMAOOOO#françois saying that he loves juan and cesare moments because they had “loving brotherly undertone under all of cesare's hard teaching"#yeah <3#david oakes#juan borgia#the borgias#theborgiasedit#perioddramaedit#francois arnaud#cesare borgia#juan and cesare#by jen
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the flowers for the wake were lovely, weren't they?
#SO. I FINALLY FINISHED SEASON 2.#the finale was fun. i liked it a lot more than s1's admittedly#now i'm ruminating on the finer details of kuroba's side of it...#in my head the skit / segment for it would be called kuroba's melancholy so i might start calling it that#i can't decide if they'd still be there when totoko's reading her letter at the funeral tho#like i feel like matsuyo and matsuzou would have invited them to stay but there's a part of me that thinks they'd politely refuse#they'd thank them but feel like they're interloping a bit. after all the rest of them have known the sextuplets for all their lives#they've only known them for around two years at that point so they think it'd be best for them to leave with the rest of the visitors#( they also don't know if they could handle sending them off to cremation. they've had to do that before w/ hibiki and it was rough )#also i kinda like the idea of kuroba running into homura after the wake and becoming acquainted with her#probably stumbles upon her crying in the park and offers her a handkerchief & a person to talk to...#gotta put my head in my hands and sit for a bit#also almost forgot to mention : the earrings they're wearing are kara's white day gift to them#they hadn't gotten the chance to wear them yet...#osmt#osomatsu-san oc#mj ocs#oc : kuroba#mj draws#tw implied death
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