#They're a Pack of Sillies

[stupidvillainousposts]

Some Werewolf Gene AU (is it an AU if it's based off an existing AU?) Because Puppies are Cute

Stan: *Laying on the Floor in the Sun*

Mabel and Dipper: *Run Up to Stan and Nip and Tug at Stan's Ears and Tail*

Stan: COWBOY! COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?

Fidds, from the kitchen: THEY'RE YER NIBLIN'S! YER RESPONSIBILITY!

Stan: Ah, sprinkles.

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Dipper: I don't get why we're werewolves! We're nothing like Stan!

Stan: *Sits Down and Scratches an Itch Behind His Ear with His Foot*

Dipper, whilst grumbling: *Does the Same Exact Thing as Stan*

Fidds, smirking: Nah, o' course yer not.

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Mabel: *Running in a Circle and Barking*

Stan: *Looks at Dipper with a Smug Smirk* Wanna join?

Dipper: What??? No! That's silly and childish and-

Stan: Not something that'll leave you incredibly bored?

Dipper: Curse you, old man... *Runs Off to Play with Mabel*

Stan, smiling fondly: Can't curse an already cursed man, Squirt!

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Fidds: Stanley, sweetie? Could ya go get the pups ready fer dinner?

Stan: But I just got comfy! Can't they eat upstairs?

Fidds: *Glares at Stan and Hisses*

Stan: *Sighs* Yes, dear.

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Stan, gripping Dipper and Mabel by the backs of their shirts: Alright, that’s enough fighting for one day. Fidds wants me to trim your claws.

Mabel, sing-song: And you're doing it because you love him!

Stan: I care about Fidds. A lot. No need for labels.

Dipper: Werewolves can't love vampires anyway.

Stan: Whoa, hold on! Who told you that?

Dipper: I've read a lot of monster books. The two species just aren't compatible.

Mabel, mischievously: Tell that to the werewolf and vampire who smooch each other and say "I love you" every morning.

Stan, his ears lowering and tail wagging: You have no proof of that!

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Stan: *Barks at Tate*

Fidds: Stanley? Why are ya barkin' at my son?

Stan: He's got something up his sleeves. I just know it.

Fidds: Okay? Well, I just got the pups down for a nap, so try not to-

Tate: *Starts to Walk Up to the Shack*

Stan: *Barks Aggressively and Starts Howling*

Dipper and Mabel: *Start Howling Too*

Fidds: *Sighs* I'll make the pups more warm milk...

[aimedis]

what's up with the shaw idiots and dating outside of societal norms?

david has a human mate

asher has a human mate

darlin' has a VAMPIRE mate after being abused by one already (vampires & wolves historically didn't get along if you forgot)

milo is the only normal one ig with a stealth mate (but i saw a hc once that that was kind of frowned upon in milo's family and that's funny to me, in a good way)

christian and amanda were the only normal ones for dating each other but even that didn't last 😭

it's like it's a rite of passage in the shaw pack to never date another werewolf or something

[vivid-vices]

i really think ranpo and fukuzawa heard about dazai's crimes being publicized then within like a few hours fukuzawa agreed to transfer a member to the mafia and they were both just like "well i guess that guy's gone fr now rip dazai" and that's why he was ignored in ranpo's "the whole agency's together again" comment in anne's room and in fukuzawa's thoughts of the ada

[sallymew4]

kids when they hear that their dad is back in town VS. kids when theyre hanging out with a conman that accidentally stole their wallet once

im not even joking btw

bonus heres me being crazy about them in dms ^^^

[2hoothoots]

you know this guy is tearing it up at the roller disco

bonus alt without the jacket under cut (because i spent a really long time rendering the back + shoulders and i think they came out really nice)

rejoice. midriff be upon ye

[sulkybender]

Appa flashing back fondly to chewing on a railing with all his homies was the realest thing

[princessofgames]

Whoa! She's bisexual! I didn't know that!

[gree-gon]

dragonite orang lizard :]

[camellcat]

thinking about making a pack au where they actually stick closer to hyenas than whatever the fuck they did in that episode

bc uh he-LLO? hyenas are like... one of the BIG popular matriarchal animals and we just acted like xander was all scary now? pshh. I mean he was hyenas are scary but buffy is absolutely highest rank top dog here no wayyy he'd be all scary to her since they're already y'know a "pack" of sorts. like I'm pretty sure he'd still defer to her. plus willow! her making friends with buffy first and just generally being a girl he'd rank below her as well (though I do wonder where his stance with giles would be)

and I get that xander already sorta had a new clan with the other possessed kids but even then why was HE at the top of that hierarchy?? in fact it was so barely structured at all I'm only assuming xander was a high rank bc he's just one of our mains. and the shot of them all walking ofc where he was front and center I can read basic filmmaking choices lol

but also hyenas have FRIENDS! they have cliques and groups within their own clan. isn't that so cool? why did they just disregard xander's friendship with the scoobies? I think the fact xander had friends and quite loyal ones is like important? I mean okay I suppose it's all he's in this clan now he's cut ties with the scoobies, but to me at least I think that's kinda boring haha. though actually even if xander had the support of the scoobies, with how that clan were already a group before xander and not with xander at all, he'd actually probably be like real goddamn low anyways instead of more equal like it was shown

look I really have no idea about any of this I've just been looking up hyena facts for the past hour bc I thought it was neat. I simply think they should've done more with this instead of oo look xander's all feral and evil when they literally chose hyena to be their animal. like ooookay then whateverrrr lame

[spinnysocks]

noooo don't rizz up my daughter /silly

[sea-owl]

You know what would be funny? In my spouses pack au let's say that Anthony does that thing where he's just mentally adopting his new in-laws and absorbing them into the pack.

Simon's own pack leader instincts go off and he's like. "Hey, they're my pack! You have your own!"

Meanwhile Simon is ALSO unconsciously mentally adopting and absorbing Bridgertons into his pack as they get closer to his packmates.

Meanwhile, Anthony is like, "Those are my siblings!"

Their silly alpha instincts send them into an alpha dad off.

[ghetto-omega]

I have scary dog privilege in a very specific way. I am not tall or muscular or even particularly mean looking (at least I don't think so...? Lol I have very soft features) but I am very strange and weird to those who meet me. Strangers tend to be freaked out by me before I've even said anything, and if I'm in a group with all my fem friends I'm always the one they turn to when they feel threatened/scared. I take pride in this btw.

[flamestar126]

One last glance at a former rival

bonus + original photo below cut

[dandyleyen]

In honor of me watching the new trolls movie + still being hyperfixated (it' might be a spinterest atp 's also a spinterest, double whammy) on Tears of The Kingdom

[skelekins]

do kelek's eyes go big like kitty :O how would snap react to that,,

sdfsfjh i think hed think it was super cute

snaps belongs to @didderd

[andromara]

Andromeda: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how to use that blender...

Mara, drinking toast: Why do you say that?