#They're Freaks

[deathsbestgirl]

what's everyone's favorite blooper??

i think mine is "you're flirty today" and "the decks are halled" and the burning book when they forget to act and leonard betts' head and "you ever have one of those vaginas, scully?" "since i've been working here, yeah mulder"

[flannelepicurean]

Sir, This is an Applebee's

Hannibal and Will have a toxic tradition of going out to dinner on the Mizumono anniversary. Will makes Hannibal take him to a terrible chain restaurant and pay for microwaved, mass-produced food with stupid theme names. But Hannibal does stupid monologues through the whole evening. Like...

Hannibal, extremely plaid: Does not the humble pollinator, in his industry, among the bright blossoms, bless us by his vigor with the fruit of the divine? With the sweetness of light?

Server, weirded out: Uh...welcome to Applebee's?

Hannibal, continuing in paisley: Ah, yes. The bee does indeed bring forth the apple as part of the sacred dance; and truly, we have been in paradise together. Tell me, Will; had we not wandered in the garden, sampled the forbidden fruit...would we be here in the bower of apples, tonight?

Will, bitterly: It's our anniversary.

Server, brightly: Oh! Congratu--

Will: no

Server: ...menus...

Hannibal, pinstripes: The Ouroboros is traditionally depicted consuming his own tail; however, Celtic imagery incorporating knotwork brings to mind--

Will: YOU STABBED ME.

Hannibal, plaintive: Because my heart was broken.

Will: ...I'm gonna get a well-done steak and put ketchup all over it.

Hannibal, sobbing: Wilhelm, you're no Teddy Graham, you're a monster.

Server: ...need a few more minutes...?

Will: HE WANTS THE LOADED POTATO BITES.

Hannibal, playing Pagliacci on his phone: The potato, or pomme de terre in French, the "earth apple"...

[9116]

[risingsouls]

//You have not seen my character at full strength yet and people who have were impressed with her skills, so I would appreciate it if he didn't humiliate her.

[Bro, that's because every time we get into it and Vegeta doesn't react the way you want, you throw a fit. And the reason he DOESN'T act the way you want is because, for the millionth time, you have given me ZERO REASON to think she can fight on par with him AND you're on anon. Sorry not sorry but YES. In comparison to someone like Vegeta, she would be weak. Skilled, but weak. Vegeta and just about every other character in this series is a freak of nature. Immortal or not, they will very likely humiliate a good portion of other characters in most other series, including OCs.

So I'm going to level with you. I'm tired of this back and forth. I'm tired of repeating myself. I've given you chance after chance to make your case and, while you've finally given me some background info, the outcome of a fight with Vegeta is going to be the same. If you're looking for a fight thread with a character on equal footing, I suggest your first make a new blog so you can get off anon and find someone that isn't as ridiculously powerful across the MULTIVERSE as Vegeta and other Dragonball characters.

If you want to explore something else, fine. But I'm not going to entertain asks related to this particular saga anymore. My depression is kicking my ass physically now, so I just don't have the energy.]

[your-girl-nina]

Evan collected bones and carcasses while Pandora collected bugs and haunted dolls.

You can't argue with me on this.

[thetrolltolls]

mac was really about to put a balloon filled with baking powder and covered in lube inside charlie's asshole if frank didn't interrupt them in s2e10

[landgraabbed]

they finally had an official (normal) date

[hansoeii]

the honda odyssey, huh?

[cat-coma]

hi

[mischievous-thunder]

When you just want to save your universe and end up finding your soulmate

[fuck-you-im-the-president]

Mhm. Is that so?

You know, Schlatt, you are one to talk. I mean.. I could go on and on about the shit we used to experiment with, princess. -Wilbur S.

nsfw

THATS A LITTLE UNNECESSARY. ^_^; I DON'T THINK YOU NEED TI DO THAT ACTUALLY. ^⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠^

don't call me that. >:(

[theearthmagicguy]

Wait, One Step From Eden got a pvp game like two weeks ago? Holy shit, I mean I wasn't really able to get in to the original game (the cards are ALL fun and effective, but it's a rougelike, so like Noita you're not gonna accomplish what you set out to do. And when you do get something that feels nice, it feels like a fluke), but being able to make a deck sounds like it'd get rid of most of the problems I had with the game.

[skellydun]

the girl in the apartment above me is having the loudest sex i have ever heard with what might be the politest man in the world because all he keeps yelling repeatedly is please and thank you.

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

Production houses: but if the writers stay on strike we can't guarantee the future safety of your favorite shows 🥺🥺😭😭

Viewers who 1, have already lost their favorite shows because they were cancelled in spite of good ratings and good reviews or 2, have stopped watching new content entirely until the entire series has aired and concluded as a result of so many good shows getting cancelled on cliffhangers and thus leaving said viewers unable to gain closure with those characters and with a hollow viewing experience, so they've begun a, watching older shows they know came to a planned conclusion or b, revisiting their old favorites and enjoying the nostalgia or c, reading new books or fanfic instead: YOU ALREADY CAN'T GUARANTEE THE FUTURE OF OUR SHOWS SO GET FUCKING WRECKED AND PAY WRITERS WHAT THEY DESERVE!

[lotus-pear]

charm stat at debonair ‼️‼️

[buckyscap]

wade's the type to say incredibly filthy stuff during sex like he'd be balls deep inside logan and just won't stop rambling about how he's going to get him pregnant and fill him with little gremlins etc etc and logan's just covering his eyes with his arm while being furiously ashamed of himself for liking it