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squirmydonnie · 10 months ago

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You can't just say bed time.

Your sweet tea has to have a hole in it and spill all over your art piece, foot, and the floor.

#cheeseburgerboy #NBB told me today that terrible things just happen to me all the time #its the 2nf time shes said it.#i personally kind of like it. because it sounds like their conforming it for me #though they have been one of those things. they are the only person i can hang out with right now #shes become a lot nicer.#but i could never forget whats happened.#either way. i think we've been enjoying each other.#idk why this happened #someone complimented my art today and i almost fell #but you can't just almost fall #your brain has to tell you that if you didn't stop yourself you would have fell on the chair and the blinds would have-#They would have made noises. noises.

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fatedroses · 2 months ago

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Jullus???

#ffxiv #sketch #zenos yae galvus #jullus pyr norbanus #adventurer zenos #solus zos galvus #varis zos galvus #the double win of being able to make a ref for myself of older titus- arrecina and hypatia #while also being able to draw out something also only described in one of the short stories #I love jullus but why does this man pocket this photo #its so funny to me #i still hc that zenos moves completely silent if he doesnt have anything metal on him #he gets to join urianger in magically appearing behind people when they least expect it- except with zenos you would see him #literally just walk up #theres just no noise #also dont mind zenos being the most confused man ever #his height gives him the perfect vantage to snoop on whatever people are holding #and just imagine how perturbing it would be seeing someone with some random ass family photo of you one day that they keep on them #even if it was in the newspaper at one point #also zenos is kneeling in the photo #I could not fit him properly in frame in the way it was described without doing it LOL #so I just made it so the youngest of each line has to sit #one way or another #“youngest” -> meanwhile nerva's only two years younger than varis

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hylialeia · 24 days ago

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"i can't come up with a fantasy name for my world so i HAVE to use chatgpt to get the gears flowing" have you all forgotten what fantasynamegenerators.com has done for you

#we literally already have the resources people claim ai has introduced #'you're discarding a very helpful tool' we already have that tool in a thousand different varieties #and with the added bonus of not plagiarizing/lying/being utterly horrible for the environment #there are tons of prompt and name generators made for this exact purpose!#there are worldbuilding resources and lists all over the place!#need some music to listen to for inspiration? look up ambience playlists and you'll find tons with Real Songs!#there are whole composers on youtube who make fantasy specific music using talent and brains and it sounds better than ai cobbled noise!#people in creative communities have already used more functional forms of ai + actual brainpower to make you these resources!#if you would just spend 2-3 minutes googling you would find them!

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starbuck · 3 months ago

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me, after watching a highly acclaimed film which won many awards: ah well, we can’t all be ravenous (1999)…

#not fun enough to justify the lack of thematic coherency and extremely bizarre character logic in my opinion #and i WAS having fun - for the record #i WAS laughing #but personally i think it would have been funnier if the guy made a goofy looney tunes sound effect noise while glancing down over the edge #i heard it in spirit #i read a lot of praise for the film #and i also read one ancient hater review that i actually disagree with #seems like they just wanted it to be a completely different movie which is not useful criticism imo #but - like i said - we can’t ALL be ravenous (1999)#this movie WISHES it could do ‘eat or die’

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pizzagame4000 · 8 months ago

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we all know human vigilante… but what about… slightly human vigilante

#pizza tower #pizza tower vigilante #the vigilante #vigilante #the noise #pizza tower au #if i was made of cheese i would probably stress-eat my hair too #ily vigert ebenezer lantte #some design notes:#vigi will always be short and fat to me. anything else just feels off for some reason #also as we all know #the way indigenous people are shown in this game is Horrendous #so as a native person i was like #hmm. native codes your vigi #it’s subtle cuz it’s not plot important or anything #it doesn’t rlly change anything except flipping the cowboy movie stereotypes #so i thought it would be fun #the turquoise bits on his outfit are inspired by Diné jewelry and metalwork :3 #the braids are just cuz it looks cool not cuz braids = native lol #also holy fuck epiphany: native vigi speaks to the mixed experience #HEAR ME OUT HEAR ME OUT #you are native in the sense that you have native family and community u grew up with #but you are also #made of cheese #something decidedly incredibly not native #bc the entire concept of dairy was imported to the americas by europeans #you are mixed native and white👍#he’s literally me fr #ANYWAYS. don’t take any of that very seriously but it is an interesting metaphor #sorry for the essay in the tags. it will happen again

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pastafossa · 2 months ago

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Yo did you get Charlie Cox to pose with a red thread in your bio pic and does that mean he knows about the (amazing btw) fic it references?

Also, totally bonded with some other nerds at a con game show event called “Fluff or Smut” over the Red Thread fic.

I did, and you can't see it in the photos but the thread is even lit up! It was so cool! And hilariously, as best I could tell, he has ZERO idea what it meant. They rush you through the photo op pretty quick so I basically got to walk up, say hi, shake his hand, and then I said, 'could you hold the other end of this red thread at the center of your chest?' He loved that it lit up and thought it was cool but there was no recognition as far as I could see (and thank god, I might have frozen if he'd known what it meant, and then i'd pass out and they'd have had to call an ambulance and my collapse would have been on the news and i would have died and then no one would get more fic and then you'd all have to seance me for the rest and it would have been a whole thing). I have no doubt he might find out one day (or he may have found out since last year when I got to meet him) cause it's, uh, not like TRT is hard to find at this point, there's no other DD fic this long. But at least as far as I know, he's unaware!

ALSO I LOVE THAT YOU GOT TO BOND AT THE CON OVER THAT, OH MY GOD! I've done the same thing at other cons over other fics in the past, I fucking love that my fic got to do the same thing for someone else, it feels like I got to pay forward what I got from other fics! 🥰

#the red thread #charlie was really delighted by how the thread lit up but did not appear to know what it meant so i'm going with #as far as i know #he does NOT know #and i really don't know what i would have done if he HAD known #probably made a noise like a hyperventilating goat #just a garhWAHHH?#and then i'd have fainted #ALSO I REALLY DO LOVE THAT TRT GOT TO MAKE BONDING HAPPEN AT A CON #I LOVE THAT SO GD MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

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gloriousmonsters · 22 days ago

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update from my mxtx renaissance is that I somehow never read the Shang Qinghua extra from SVSSS and i just finished it and

#it just balled up a fist and punched me DIRECTLY in the stomach as a author/porn author/with issues with sexuality/#having suffered years and years of depression so intense it was just background noise/was Not A Nice Person partly because of that/#self rejection issues/unhappy family background that made you into a rage ball with a peacemaking fawn response/#you view your main redeeming trait being a damage sponge because at least then you're useful lol/#these are all issues i have gotten way better about sdlijfi dw just.#Why Is Shang Qinghua Me. I'm Me etc #i should have known that the vague boring impression i'd gotten from fandom (and his and MBJ's usual designs i... do Not like)#would not be true to canon #but i was not prepared to go from 'oh i remember his character being fun and Mobei-jun was... fine like there's not much of him'#to 'this is one of my top favorite mxtx pairings and the last ending that made me happy-tearful like this was frickin. Bridge of Birds'#scum villain

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mashmouths · 2 months ago

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so i started this show and it just gets worse and worseeeee not only did it lift the romance subplot directly from twilight (and not well) but they also are trying to play the forbidden love angle hard in the fantasy racism vein except it's a "cross-species" relationship between the two whitest people i've ever seen in my life and there are three people of color in the whole (first season of the) show who aren't villains and it seems that every other episode (and sometimes ebery episode and sometimes twice an episode!) there is a man physically or magically subjugating a woman and i keep waiting for the big reveal at the end to be stolen from fucking rainbow rowell

#yes i read 'carry on' by rainbow rowell in middle school what else could you have possibly expected from me. anyway she gives me simon snow #vibes and not in a good way and she's even blonde while her british vampire boyfriend has dark dark hair and just. you will never be basil.#also i hate to be that guy but the writing has made me physically recoil and the acting almost reads as silly but mostly as middling :/ and #i wanted and expected more from matthew goode bc i really liked him in downton but i guess this is a 2018 bbc modern vampire fantasty serie #like i guess.#also there's SO much shit about bloodlines and maybe i'm gay with a blood disorder amd a family history of adoption but like. who fucking #careeessssssssss it ahould not be that serious. why is it that serious.#also the fantasy racism kind of reads like it's mesnt to be? homophobic adjacent? like there's a Lot of 'love who you love' talk going on #for the single most bland heterosexual relationship i've ever seen on a screen like there is so little chemistry? so little #anyway it's called 'a discovery of witches' and i'd recommend not watching it 🫶 or if you do then watch it on 1.5x speed #it's been decent background noise for knitting bc i kinda sorta care about the plot but if miss a chunk bc i'm in the lace chart zone i do #not care and i do not have to go back to catch it bc the writing is so transparent #there was another series it stole from that's escaping me atm but when i noticed it pissed me off a touch. hmm maybe it will come back to m #a post #do not watch this show #I REMEMBERED they wanted the juliette holding diana captive moment to be joaquin's 'i want to watch you fuck her' from sense8 SOOOOO BAD bu #it WASN'T bc they were too afraid to lean into anything that would make juliette interesting at all. for being all about the world's most #special blonde woman this show does not seem to like women very much. sad! well there's other shows #OH ALSO ALSO there are 3 magical 'creature' species which are witch + vampire + femon except the demons don't seem? to have any magical #abilities that humans don't have besides sensing the species of other creatures? like witches can cast spells and vampires do their various #vampire things but demons have nothing going for them except disproportionately high rates of homelessness and suicide?? like girl what are #we doingggggggg what are we doing here !! what's their deal why does no one care !! can they do anything or no !! god this show sucks

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introspectivememories · 4 months ago

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I FORGOT I EVEN SENT THAT ASK AND YOUR RESPONSE HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK OHMSYGODDFJDJ

I seriously love your writing so much you always put a heap of emotion into it 😭😭

also adore the idea of TIM being the one who's obsessed with bear and going to such lengths just to keep seeing him, I tend to prefer happy endings so I like to think they work it out after a while but like also the angst is amazing

god the amount of yearning in this au makes me so mmmpfhhhf

god im just so sorry that it took me soo long to reply!!! you sent just as i was taking my break from tumblr and other social media :(((

i remember reading it and thinking to myself "god if i had the timbern brainworms, i could write smth for this" but then recently they've been coming back and i was a church bored out of my mind when i was like "hmmm maybe i should respond?"

and ohhh my god, when i first got it, i immediately thought about how toxic it could get and like, personally, i feel like i can't write complicated characters? if that makes sense? to me, im not very good at writing multi-dimensional characters. which to be fair, i never set out to become like a pulitzer prize winning author. i just do this for fun haha.

and like i knew that my answer to your ask was always gonna be toxic timbern but i didn't know if i could write it? ig??? bc like tim is a good person. he is!!! he just wants bear so badly. and it's past the initial physical attraction now.

he and bear are all grown up. he likes bear's wit and humor, well the wit and humor he gets to hear when bear doesn't know he's around. but bear wont let him in!!!! bear wont open himself up and tim's apologized!!!! he did!!! he doesn't even know what he did and he still apologized!!!!! and it changed nothing. bear doesn't talk to him or look at him or anything. nothing but polite professionalism.

and then one day, he sees bear on his balcony as he's swinging through the streets of gotham. and bear isn't doing anything special, he's just sitting there in sweats and no shirt and the moonlight hits his pecs just right and his shoulders are so broad and-

well he cant be blamed for stopping to take a peek, right? and maybe when he has has time he swings by more and more. just watching for longer and longer, until one day bear catches him. and as they stare at each other from opposite sides of the street, tim thinks this is it. the cold glances and frosty words are going to come back. bear's never gonna just sit on his balcony again. he's lost this too. but then-

oh.

bear sends him a hesitant wave and tim raises a trembling hand to wave back. and bear- well bear's mouth splits into a smile brilliant enough to rival the sun. beautiful like the sunrise. the promise of a new beginning. if he closes his eyes, tim thinks he can feel the sunlight's warm rays on him.

hes' hooked after that. he comes around again and again. one day bear lets him on the balcony. weeks later, bear's hugging him. weeks after that, tim's in bear's lap. and he knows it's not right. that bear thinks he's someone else. that bear doesnt want anything to do with him but how is he supposed to let this go? how is he supposed disentangle himself from bear's arms?

so he lies and he lies and he prays to any and every god he can think of, that he'll get to keep this. plus he's not really lying to bear, he's just... not talking about it! if bear asks, he'll tell him point blank. he swears it. but that's a problem for another day. things are looking up! bear said more than 5 sentences to him the other day and yesterday? he even got a small smile. it'll all work out. he'll be fine.

#i have to stop answering asks. it always turns into word vomit #and like tim knows bear is never going to ask. bear would never ask robin to compromise his identity like that #so it is lying by omission. kind of. he's taking advantage of bear. love under false pretenses? i feel like this is textbook smth #i just dont know what #and i keep thinking of after it all falls apart and tim stupidly goes to visit bear on his balcony #and bear is sitting there crying. tears streaming down his face as he sniffles. and it's ugly and there's snot and bear's biting his lip #to try and stifle any noise he might make and tim's frozen on the fire escape of the opposite building and bear looks up #and even now he's still the prettiest thing tim's ever seen. a tear rolls down his face the moonlight glints off it #bear's gorgeous and tim did that. tim made him cry like that. tim's the one who broke his heart. who took his trust and twisted it beyond #recognition. and they stare at each other for a few moments before bear's face shutters close. hastily wiping his tears away #bear steps back inside and locks the door. there's nothing left for him out there anyway.#also me saying that stuff about my writing isn't me needing reassurance or anything. it's just my opnion of my writing abilities #as of right now. so like dont think you have to reassure me or anything.#how did this get so long???? this was just supposed to be me talking about my thought process to the previous ask #and then it turned into this #as always nothing in the veil!au is set in stone. not even this. please do whatever you want with the au!!!!#timbern #timber #tim drake #bernard dowd #veil!au #asks #introspective.txt

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laurasimonsdaughter · 2 years ago

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Jim Henson's The Storyteller my beloved...

#if I could have my favourite fairy tales adapted in any way it would be this way #there is no comparison #the noise I made when I found this full dvd set on a flea market #what a day #jim henson's the storyteller #the storyteller #jim henson's creature shop #I like the greek myths ones too but the fairy tales win

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lambergeier · 6 months ago

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forced to put down hades ii by both bedtime and an unfortunate bug wherein sometimes the pause menu just opens and then 10-45 seconds later i am allowed to close it. having just a splendid time though. i, genshinpilled, do keep trying to sprint using R1 and that's not going so hot for me. we'll see what tomorrow brings!!

in other news i've been rock climbing twice a week since the start of the year and i think, for the first time in my life, i might be capable of doing the monkeybars. absolutely rabid to visit a children's playground and test my ability

#A PULL UP! SOME DAY I'LL DO ONE!!!#back to the hades thing you guys should have heard the noises emma made every time odysseus was on screen saying some odysseus shit #UNLESS she disagreed with it #odysseus would never say that. she claimed at one point.#odysseus tulpa? i said. wife has an authoritative odysseus tulpa now?#she didn't deny it 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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uhoh-peppinos · 1 year ago

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I was thinking of an escape sequence, but Noisette is carrying everyone (because everyone keeps asking where she is)

#uhoh!#pizza tower #the noise #noisette #pepperman #vigilante #the vigilante pizza tower #pepperman pizza tower #(I would have made Pepman say Vigert but I kept laughing at the idea of it so I couldnt)#(phil and vigert...)#(also Fakey/Bruno is helpin Peppino and them but I am sure he would offer to carry Noisette who's carring everyone else)

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girlthativealwaysbeen · 7 days ago

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i think growing up is just life repeatedly sucker punching you and saying bitch you thought things were gonna better lmao no you're so naive and stupid for having hope in 20 years the world will be flaming bag of garbage and no matter how hard you work you'll get eliminated at some point