#They get so stressed out on hermitcraft and empires already

[deliciousobservationbird]

Been thinking a lot about the Life series again and who I'd think might join (or who I'd want to join) and here they are from most to least likely!

FWhip: Known hardcore player and friends with pretty much everyone on the server. Like playing on servers and also murder.

Cubfan135: Known UHC enjoyer (when playing with hermitfriends) and good at them! Enjoys just playing Minecraft, causing problems, and is also competitive. Is currently only really doing Hermitpires and speedrunning so he could commit.

MythicalSausage: Pretty much the same reasons as FWhip. Slightly less likely to join purely because I feel like his skirting of PG miiight give some of them an aneurysm.

FalseSymmetry: Same points as Cub but because she's not only fully committed to Hermitcraft and Empires, but also Vault Hunters season 3. I do want to see her play something UHC styled again. I watched back some of her old UHCs and damn 😳

OwengeJuice: He's got the Rats SMP connections, he was on Empires that one time, I believe in the power of Owen! Also please Scott would have so much fun messing with him.

GeminiTay: She, like False, has multiple series going on but also I would love to see more GeminiSlay. Can you blame me??? Also do not separate the Wither Rose alliance they would be so cool as a team I can't even express it properly.

HBomb94: This is NOT copium. Anyways, he's the guy with probably the second most connections in the Minecraft sphere other than Scott. He's played with so many of them before and only really has Vault Hunters going on at the moment. Imagine the H factor in an all-out Life series war. We all need to see it happen.

WilburSoot: Unlikely but hear me out. He's a Grian fan and has teamed with Grian before. Not so cracked at Minecraft that he'd immediately be ruled out and has enough time to record Tommy mod videos so theoretically would have the time for this. Would he start some sort of deranged cult? Yes. But he's toned down the swearing so it wouldn't be a problem! He's practiced being PG!!!

HannahXXRose: Okay, so she only really knows Pearl and Scott (and also Lizzie!) but she raided X that one time! I know he isn't on the Life server but it counts! Same with False, she has old UHC content that still goes so hard and imagine her. Please we need a girlboss team. She could do it single-handedly but she wouldn't and that's so cool of her.

Blushi: She's a cracked player, also watching BDubs and Impulse try and use their MCC connections to keep her as a teammate would be so funny. "She's our teammate! Move along now 😤".

FireBreathMan: Okay, same reason as Blushi but also I would watch him have a 10 hour karaoke after every kill and so would everyone else.

Aimsey: Friends with Scott and Pearl and I don't really have a reason other than it would be really funny to make him play in a Life series.

YeahJaron & Baconnwaffles0: YeahJaron has the endurance and ingenuity to pull off superflat superhuman feats and Baconnwaffles0 is no stranger to the grindset either. They don't know anyone on the Lifeseries but Jaron is a Grian fan and Baconnwaffles0 has 'waffle' in his name??? This is pure fantasy but please they would do so well. They'd go from Lifesteal zeros to Life series heroes! Also they're not zeros in my eyes but the point still stands.

Planetlord: Look. The Planetlord effect has been known to work on Lifesteal twitch chat. What would the Planetlord effect do on the Life series? Every day is a slay for them so they'd fit right in! He doesn't even swear much so Grian's delicate sensibilities wouldn't be offended. Please let him in please I'll do anything I want them in so bad Grian please-

[blicketdabest33]

Y'all remember that MCYT PJO au I asked for help with awhile ago? WELL HERE'S THE CABINS AND MY EXPLINATIONS BEHIND THEM!!

#1 Zeus Cabin: Jimmy, Joel Jimmy: He's a Zeus kid, but everyone somehow forgets about it. Joel: He's competitive and strong. Also, because Jimmy is his half brother through godly parent, i get to make a fun bit about him dating Lizzie. And one of his origins in Afterlife SMP was a thunderborn

#2 Hera Cabin: Scott Scott: Scott's whole thing is loyalty. Hera is the goddess of marriage and is insanely loyal to Zeus. However, I feel like Hera should get at least one affair. So now Scott can use peacocks as weapons.

#3 Poseidon Cabin: Skizz Skizz: Poseidon kids tend to be really, really loyal to a fault and heroic, both qualities I think Skizz possesses.

#4 Demeter Cabin: Sausage, Shelby, Bdubs, Stress Sausage: This man built Sanctuary in a jungle and has flowers in his hair. He sells wood. There is no other place to put him. Shelby: Mushroom gnome, spooky mangrove witch, powerful storm witch, i need not continue. Bdubs: Moss man. Stress: SHE HAS FLOWERS

#5 Ares Cabin: Martyn, False Martyn: His planet is Mars, which is the roman version of Ares. He ended Limited Life in such a violent way, i can't help it. He was also red for the majority of Secret Life. False: I just feel like False should get to kill people more often.

#6 Athena Cabin: Grian, Pix, Owen, Xisuma Grian: This sums it up pretty well

Pix: Smart man. Archeologist and definitely a nerd. I wanna see him skipping out on training just so he can read history books. Owen: He likes to explore and discover new things in Pirates. In Rats, he's a tinkerer. In New Life, he's an explorer who wants to study hybrids. In Empires, he's a Llama who's curious about how humans work. Just a very curious character overall. Xisuma: Admin. I'm not elaborating.

#7 Apollo Cabin: Gem, Oli, Lyarrah Gem: She is an Apollo kid because of her Empire in S2. She's the sunlight princess. Apollo kid. Oli: MUSIC. MAN. Lyarrah: She writes the captions for the hermitcraft recap.

#8 Artemis Cabin: Pearl Pearl: Y'know, Artemis could've just like... had a kid, even though she took that oath. It wouldn't even have to be with a guy. Gods can change to whatever gender they want. Anyway, Pearl gets to be an Artemis kid because her symbolism is moon, she loves dogs, and will commit murder and hunt at night.

#9 Hephaestus Cabin: Doc, Mumbo, Tango, Impulse, Cub, Zedaph, Fwhip, Iskall Doc: Redstone Mumbo: Redstone Tango: Redstone Impulse: Redstone Cub: Redstone Zedaph: Redstone Fwhip: Redstone AND has a red scarf (don't ask me how that's relevant) Iskall: Redstone

#10 Aphrodite Cabin: Keralis Keralis: Okay, I don't know why, but Keralis gives me the vibes of a very charming person. His voice is nice to listen to, so imagine how useful it'd be if I gave him charm speak.

#11 Hermes Cabin: Scar, Etho, Joe Scar: Trader Scar, scammer extraordinar. Etho: All i must say is Shady-E's. I get "jack-of-all-trades, master of none, often better than master of one" vibes from him. He's funny, he's mischievous, it just works. Joe: Comedy man. Excellent delivery. And, yet again, i look at this man and go "That right there is a multi-talented man with a habit for mischief."

#12 Dionysus Cabin: Joey, Beef Joey: *points at his season one empires theme* i need not say more Beef: Idk, food. I don't really have a reason. I don't know too much about Beef.

#13 Hades Cabin: Zloy Zloy: Zombie man. He writes the Hermitcraft recaps in the dark at 2am with nothing but pure spite.

#14 Iris Cabin: Katherine Katherine: SHE. HAS. COLORS. and also I couldn't put her in Demeter cabin because Shelby is already there and i am NOT excluding Nature Wives from this au

#15 Hypnos Cabin: Bigb, XB, Wels Bigb: Sleepy stuff, right? WRONG. Gaslight. Go in everyones dreams, make fake prophecies, peace out, and cause chaos. XB: I look at his fanon design, I see an alien, and I go "aha he sleeps" Wels: This guy (@dingdinghq) said so and i completely agree. Something about sleeping in S6.

#16 Nemesis Cabin: Edit: wels not here no more

#17 Nike Cabin: Ren Ren: VICTORY. I don't know much about Ren's story in the Life Series, but I look at this man and see someone who has won a lot.

#18 Hebe Cabin: 

#19 Tyche Cabin: TFC TFC: Man goes mining and gets really lucky. That's it.

#20 Hecate Cabin: Lizzie, Cleo, Jevin Lizzie: Witchy vibes. Also, Arson. Cleo: Arson. She uses her magic for Arson. Jevin: He's a magic slime. Also, Arson. All Hecate kids love Arson.

[dmwrites]

Scar was a man of business. With a cunning smirk, an ability to talk himself out of almost any situation, and the clear success of all of his businesses (trust him), he considered himself pretty good at it. Definitely.

The problem with being such a successful businessman is that everyone else seemed to want to know all of his knowledge. So many people came to his door and begged for help.

“Oh, handsome Scar, how did you become the best mayor in the world?”

“Scar, you ravishing man, how did your elvish cookie empire top the Hermitcraft food landscape?”

“The Swaggon was a moment and nothing will ever reach such capitalistic magnitude.”

And so on and so on. He kept most of his business secrets under wraps, mostly because he just used dumb luck and charm, but no need for any of the other hermits to know. But perhaps, in the back of his mind, he had known that he’d need to keep such secrets for a moment like this.

Scar was broke, to put it mildly. First there was the cleaning lady services, who had charged a hefty price for cleaning up a few minor chest monsters. Then there had been Bdubs’ head stand. Then, of course, mass ordering all of his Scarland-branded foods and souvenirs, and now all of the stone and dirt needed for his landscapes. He had his redstone shop, sure, which raked in diamonds, but he was spending them just as fast.

“Jellie, I need to make some extra money. But what on earth could I do?” Scar was going down the Main Street of Scarland, with Jellie in his lap. “I already run a redstone store.” Jellie meowed, and Scar scoffed in offense. “How dare you- I stock that shop every… once in a while… I’ve been busy, anyway. We, Jellie, have been busy! As a man of business, i always have to… that’s it!” Scar stopped so suddenly that he disturbed Jellie, and she hopped off of his lap. “Jellie! I could hold a business class! Business 101 with Goodtimeswithscar! Everyone is always asking for my advice on making the best business on the server, and I’m sure i can think of some tips to give! Jellie, it’s perfect!”

So, the advertisements went up all over the shopping district, for a class with the one and only Scar, a self-proclaimed master of business. When the day came, it was to find Scar in his redstone shop, sweating slightly. He’d turned the display tables into places to sit, and he had Jellie there for emotional support. Grian came in first, because Scar had made him come, soon followed by Impulse, Cub, Xisuma, Pearl, and Joe Hills. They each paid a diamond block, and sat down at the tables.

“Well hello there, everyone!” Scar said, coming to the center of the room. “Welcome to the very first Business 101 class with your dashing teacher, me, Goodtimeswithscar. You’re all here, I assume, to learn the ins and outs of business?”

“I’m here to learn all your secrets and take you down from the inside.” Cub said casually, already taking notes.

“You paid me to be here.” Grian said, feet up on the table.

“… I think I’m in the wrong place, this isn’t Hermits Helping Hermits, is it?” Joe asked in distress.

“Amazing.” Scar said, smiling. “Well, students, my first lesson to you all is this- charisma. If you have charisma, you can get almost anything you’d like- I’m sure each and every one of you has been lured in by my charisma at some point, it is the Goodtimeswithscar way. So, I’d like each of you to partner up and try to sell one another something using your charisma.”

Impulse and Pearl partnered up- Pearl had found some redstone dust and was blowing bits of it at Impulse whenever he opened his mouth. Xisuma and Cub also partnered up, and by the looks of it, Cub had already somehow convinced Xisuma to give him five diamonds. That put Grian and Joe Hills together. Scar walked over to these two, and caught a bit of their conversation.

“… consider this- it would be funny.” Grian was saying.

“Grian.” Joe replied quite patiently, but with a tinge of urgency and stress. “The thing is, such things often work out for you, but not me. It’s like the charisma that Scar was talking about.”

“Good to see someone was paying attention, at least.” Scar said, placing a hand on Joe’s shoulder. “What are we trying to sell over here, my friends?”

“We stopped doing that- I think we should attach all the redstone components together and see what would happen.” Grian said. “For enrichment.”

“No, let’s not do that…” Scar replied, but was distracted by the squeaking of rubbery plastic against the floor. Doc shuffled in, crocs in sports mode, and went right for the repeaters box. “Doc, the store is not open right now!” Scar called.

“Like hell it is, I’ve been working on this project for four days straight.” Doc grumbled.

“I- okay, whatever.” Scar sighed. He went to put his hand back on Joe’s shoulder, but found nothing. “Where did Joe go?” He looked to Grian to find his seat empty too. “Grian?”

There was a sudden explosion, and everyone jumped back. Standing in what had once been a corner of Scar’s shop, crocs still in sports mode, was Doc, who was covered in soot. Beyond Doc and the smoking crater that had probably once contained some boxes was Joe, who, by the looks of it, had combined all of the redstone components together, and Grian, who had attached it to the box Doc had opened.

“Wha- Joe, Grian, why?” Scar asked into the silence.

“Well, I was kind of curious what would happen.” Joe admitted sheepishly.

“Same.” Grian said, a huge grin on his face.

“And that, my friends, is charisma in action!” Scar said, motioning to the smoking crater. “Grian and Joe, you both get an A for the day, everyone else has homework. Now, for extra credit, who can convince DocM here not to kill Joe and Grian?”

[theminecraftbee]

i do think sometimes. it’s good to remember basic streamer etiquette here for when you’re in chat/donoing, because i think some people don’t know it! these are just. advice based on some things i’ve seen lately about the basic “how not to be rude”.

don’t bring up fandom stuff. if they want to come looking or ask for it, fine, but like, don’t give it to them if we don’t know if they want it. fandom works on keeping our lanes relatively separate, so we can make the content we want without being directly influenced, and they can choose how much they do or don’t want to see. donoing fandom stuff breaks this line (and, frankly, is probably baffling to the streamers too, since they don’t have the context. in this case there’s like, several months of context here that’s just entirely lost!)

similarly - and this hasn’t happened for a WHILE as far as i know but it’s worth the reminder - don’t ask ccs to litigate fandom debates EVER. it’s not their job to police us. that’s not what they signed up for.

asking streamer “when is next hermitcraft” “when is empires” “when is mcc coming back” “when is X” is annoying; someone has already asked it, and they’ve already given their answer. it’s whatever the current official answer is. for all three of those it’s a vague ‘soon’. just move on.

don’t ask streamer about another streamer. it’s rude to go watch them and then only care about what some other person is doing; you’d be upset if someone did that to you too, right? similarly, don’t talk about other streamers going live.

don’t talk about viewership numbers. stresses most streamers out, is also rude.

read the rules, sometimes streamers have specific rules to follow and you’ll get yourself timed out or banned if you don’t. for example, joe has “don’t ask if you can ask a question”, which is a rule that tends to just be a really good litmus test to whether a chatter actually paid attention to those rules.

don’t ask the streamer to do specific things in the game (backseat game). there are exceptions, normally when streamer specifically asks for feedback! but if, say, a hermitcrafter is busy working on one thing, don’t go ask them to do another thing.

related to the don’t ask about other streamers thing, also don’t go ‘oh x is online go bother them’, that violates both ‘don’t backseat game’ and ‘don’t show up on someone’s stream and then only talk about some other person’.

try to stay on-topic? chat, like any chat, will sometimes get on tangents, but don’t come in trying to start a tangent.

don’t dono very heavy topics. it is really, really uncomfortable to have an extremely heavy topic dumped on you on the spot. this also goes for chatting, but it ESPECIALLY goes for donoing - donos are like, a thing most streamers feel they have an obligation to respond to, and forcing them to respond to a heavy topic on the spot sucks for literally everyone.

similarly, don’t dono discourse. yes, even if the streamer is directly involved. if you ask them for their opinion or apology on the spot i guarantee they won’t have one you’d like. you wouldn’t either if you were unexpectedly ambushed with it. just don’t.

don’t bring up having been banned or timed out a lot, it will just get you banned again. this includes talking about being banned in another streamer’s chat. common sense here.

uh... that’s about it of the things i’ve been seeing that have been bothering me. if you do get timed out or have been doing one of these things, don’t worry too much if you didn’t know better! and if you’re uncertain, just learn the rules and remember to be polite! being polite in life will take you a long way and that includes in twitch chat, lol.

[prismadog]

so I'm working on the next chapter of to Love my Enemy and I've been thinking about adding other Hermitcraft players into Empires as just kinda side characters [like I've done with Bdubs]

but...I'm having a hard time figuring out where they should go. I don't think they'd all show up but my ocd brain is like "you gotta know all this for reasons" and I'm like "okay"

I would really love some input here, whether on the hermits already placed or the ones who don't have a placement yet. I'd really appreciate the help, thanks! :)

this is what I have so far:

the Cod Empire - Bubbles [aka Bdubs] - Jevin: because slime guy, but he'd be more on the outskirts of the empire

the Ocean Empire - Rendog: because of Last Life but idk on this, maybe he'd be in Mezalea? - Iskall: guardian farm in HCs8 but maybe in Mythland instead? idk

Mezalea - Doc: idk, I just want him close to Ren, plus he wanted to live in a coral reef in HCs6 [haven't finished his pov so idk if he ever got to]

Pixandria - TFC: older guy, think him and Pix would get along and bond over chaotic children - Cleo: bees. HCs8 she has bees and HiveDr8

the Overgrown - Stress: kinda naturey vibes but I've only seen a couple videos - Joe Hills: flower fields in HCs8

the Undergrove - Hypno: his base in HCs8 is mushrooms

Gilded Helianthia - XB: horsehead FARMS and he seems like a farmy kinda guy - False: gives me nature vibes, but idk

Rivendell - Zedaph: sheep hybrid, only reason

the Lost Empire / Maztec (gave it this name in Found Family au) - Grian: chaos gremlin with parrot wings

the Crystal Cliffs - Scar: Vex magic, Last Life Wizard - Cub: Vex magic [suggestion from another post]

the Grimlands - Mumbo: redstone, need I say more? - Impulse: redstone but also builder, mostly because he's a demon and a demon would fit well in the Grimlands

Mythland - Etho: assassin vibe, plus he'd be closer to Bdubs [this is relevant]

* and then there's some players that still need placing. any input?

Unknown - Xisuma: maybe Ocean since he's an axolotl in HCs8? - Evil X: idek, he'll be Xisuma's brother so maybe Ocean? - Tango: maybe Lost Empire due to being a bit firey [blaze-esque]? - Keralis: paradise island in the Ocean but what empire would he technically call home? - Welsknight: in a previous post, someone suggested Rivendell and making him a half-elf? - Helsknight: maybe included, idk, haven't really watched Wels' content

so yeah, any input on this would be greatly appreciated! some of these characters are going to be relevant either in to Love my Enemy or other future fics.

[sleepsart]

oop i just realized how badly i phrased that last question-

i meant like does empires pearl know hermitcraft pearl? like are they just two random people who happen to look very similar and have similar(ish) personalities and the same name or what? or are they just the same person? like what’s going on over there.

also i would ask about shrub but her story in empires is already almost exactly a pjo backstory so i don’t think i need to

but it does bring up an interesting question: what is xornoth’s interaction with shrub and her past?

(sorry for the many questions im just. very very into this au)

No worries! I don't think I explained my answer quite clearly, either!

What I meant was that they're the same person! So, using Pearl as an example:

Due to constant school changes, Pearl had multiple different friend groups! So say she knew Tango, Grian, and Stress at one school, Joel, Katherine, and Scott at another, Scar, False, and Impulse at another, so on and so on! And not like, knew knew, maybe in some schools she didn't even pass some people in the hall, but they were still at the same place for some amount of time!

The camp serves as the overlap part, when all of them are in one place at once!

Shrub's story does sound like a PJO one! But in this universe, both Shrub and Joey are from the same group home, called The Grove! It functions as an orphanage, but smaller and usually had older kids!

Xornoth comes into Shrub's story in a really interesting way. Xornoth ran away about a year before Scott did, and spent a while just going from place to place. They ended up at The Grove for a short period of time, which then had three demigods in one concentrated place! This attracted monsters pretty quickly. You can probably guess what happened next!

Now, funnily enough, a satyr had been trying to get Shrub and Joey to get to camp for a couple months, but they didn't believe them, so the camp ended up sending Resident Friendly Person Katherine out to get them?? Or something. They thought she could convince them. Yeah, she got knocked out in the monster attack and that poor satyr had to drag four demigods back to camp😔😔🤙

[strawberrylemonz]

A Mother for Two

Welcome to the continuation! As always, time to dedicate these chapters! Hope you all enjoy, especially @applepie1000

@petrichormeraki I will fist fight you lmaooo /j

Part 3

Part 4 [CURRENT]

Part 5

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“You two sure you have everything you need?”

“We’re sure, Xisuma, jeez. It’s not like we’re leaving for good, we’ll be back by tonight.”

Grian snickered as Tommy was swiftly swatted on the backside of his head by Xisuma. Huffing, the boy griped as the group walked over to the portal leading to the Hub. As Xisuma gave the two another look over, Grian finally spoke up.

“Tommy and I will be just fine. We’ll just set up the fliers, get supplies, get our asses back here. Done, easy work.”

“Yeah, easy work!”

“Nothing is easy work when the two of you are together for too long. Just don’t cause too much trouble, nothing more than usual.”

After bidding farewell to Xisuma, the two boys walked into the portal. Instantly, voices chatting with each other filled the silence. The two stepped out of the portal and into the Hub. Players of all kinds here entering and leaving several portals. As the two made their way through the portal transportation section, Tommy examined all the portals. 

Hermitcraft

Stampy’s Lovely World

Pixelmon

MCC

Hypixel 

Cops and Robbers

There were so many portals to so many places. He had only been through the Hub to get to MCC. He was always focused on getting to his destination that he didn’t stop to look closely at every other portal around him. Stopping in his tracks, he stared at a ruined portal. It was grand and beautiful, but falling apart. It was cracked and broken, no longer activated. The giant sign above it proudly held it’s name, keeping the world from being forgotten.

SMP EARTH

Grian was walking when he felt something off. Turning around, he noticed that Tommy wasn’t following him. Tilting his head and looking around, he saw that Tommy was just standing there, staring. Excusing himself as he pushed passed the crowd, he eventually made his way to his brother. Before he could get onto his brother for immediately separating from him, he saw what his brother was looking at. Making a humming noise, he nudged Tommy before pulling out a large banner. Tommy nodded in understanding, and helped Grian unravel the banner. Working with haste, the two strung up the banner on the inactive portal. Once it was secured, they stood back and admired their work.

GRAND OPENING!!!! 

HERMITCRAFT PROUDLY PRESENTS:

INNIT AN ADVENTURE?!

We, in Hermitcraft, happily invite you to join us in the opening day of our latest amusement park, Innit an Adventure! Created by our very own TommyInnit, we encourage you to spend the day with us! Come join us as we make unforgettable memories! Keep an eye out for festival week, and join us for a wonderful night of dancing! 

Are you innit with us?

“Looks great!”

“Of course it does, we made it.”

“Yeah yeah, lets just finish the set up.”

Smiling, the two boys set up two podiums underneath the banner. Taking out a good amount of pamphlets and fliers, they neatly set them down on the podiums. Content, the two began to walk away from the portal as people began to stop at the ruin, murmuring in excitement for the adventure park. 

“This is going to be a success, I can already tell you that. Good job, baby brother.”

The two laughed as they made their way through the portal Hub. Grian noticed some people he recognized and waved them over, already pulling pamphlets out of his bag. Tommy laughed as he looked around, fliers in hand, searching for anyone who was willing to get one. That’s when he saw it. Gulping, he quietly walked up to a neon green portal. 

DREAM SMP

Reading the sign attached to the portal, Tommy saw that only whitelisted people could enter. He was whitelisted. He could walk in, right now, and possibly lose his final life tied to the world. Shaking his head, he snapped himself out of his thoughts and scoffed at them. He liked it in Hermitcraft, he didn’t want to leave it for a terrible past. He didn’t have to worry about permanently dying in Hermitcraft. He didn’t have to worry about losing his shit or having said shit used against him. 

“Although...”

As Tommy mumbled to himself, he eventually came to a final decision. Nodding to himself, he crumbled a couple fliers and chucked them into the portal, sending them to the SMP. It was common knowledge that, even though people couldn’t enter, they could send items. With the fliers crumbled up, it would appear as if random passerby’s just threw trash in, making it easy for Tommy to deny inviting them.

Tommy knew that he didn’t want to go back to his past, that much was crystal clear. But what was stopping his past from going to him? If they missed him as if and wanted to see him again, they would need to make the effort. Humming with approval, he walked over to Grian, who was finishing talking to his acquaintances. 

“Hey, big man, maybe we should send some of the fliers and pamphlets into the portals.”

Grian thought for a bit, before nodding in agreement. Taking half of Tommy’s fliers, Grian gave him half of his pamphlets. Nudging towards the main server, he explained his plan.

“I’ll handle the portals and the travelers, okay? You go out and hang up banners and set up more podiums. Meet me at Feast Street for lunch, okay?”

“Okay, okay, calm down. I can do this, I’m not useless.”

“Far from it. See you later, Toms, love you.”

Tommy stood in silence, watching his brother walk away. His brother’s proclamation of love had caught him by surprise. A smile formed on his face as a warm feeling bursted through his chest. Looking around, he found some crates nearby. Standing on them, he inhaled before hollering out.

“GRIAN!”

He saw his brother turn around, confused. He felt his face flush as a couple of strangers faced him as well. Ignoring them, he yelled out in confidence through the crowd.

“LOVE YOU TOO, BIG BROTHER!”

He saw Grian laugh, a big smile painted on his face. The two exchanged waves of goodbyes before turning their separate ways, ignoring the cooing noises from the crowd. Tommy laughed as he situated his satchel. Nodding, he made his way down to the capital city.

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Things were going great for Tommy. Do take note of the use of past tense, just pointing that out there. Now, Tommy was being scolded as if he were a child again. For Nether’s sake, he was 18! Yet, here he was, being scolded for something he didn’t do.

“I swear that I didn’t do shit!”

“Then why are you being so defensive?”

“Because you’re accusing me of crap that I didn’t even do!”

Apparently, according to the stupid shopkeeper that was currently giving him a hard time, some kids were going around and stealing stuff from the shelves. Due to the stress, the shopkeeper immediately accused Tommy of being apart of that group of kids. She wouldn’t let him leave, even after he explained himself. So there he stood, feeling like a helpless child once again.

“Is something the matter?”

Tommy turned to see a petite woman standing behind the shopkeeper, arms crossed. Despite her height, or lack of it, she seemed very intimidating. At least, that’s what the shopkeeper seemed to believe.

“Oh, ma’am, my apologies! I was just reprimanding this deli-”

“My son. You’re reprimanding my son.”

“Son???”

“SON??? WHAT???”

“What is she doing?”

“NEW PARENT POG???”

“Huhhhhhh??????”

“FINALLY OBTAINING A MOTHER, POG???”

“MUMZA???”

“MOTHERINNIT???”

Tommy perked up at this, peering over at the lady once more. The shopkeeper seemed flabbergasted at how blunt the woman was with her. The woman, however, stayed firm with her stance and gaze. 

“You’re son, ma’am?”

“Yes, my son. How many times do I need to repeat myself? I sent him in here to buy some fresh fruit to snack on before lunch, but I now see that was a mistake.”

“W-Wait, no! Ma’am, I didn’t-”

“We will find a different shop to go buy fruit at, instead. Do think about things before acting. Here,”

The woman grabbed a flier and a pamphlet from Tommy, handing it to the shopkeeper.

“You can make things up to both me and my son by telling shoppers about this. Now, we shall take our leave. Come on, dear.”

The woman held her hand out to Tommy, who nodded his head and took it. She led him out of the store and to the street, ignoring the apologies coming from the shopkeeper. Once they were a good distance away, she let go.

“Sorry about that, but you seemed stuck with her hounding you like that. I was going to ask for a flier or pamphlet, but figured I should help you instead.”

Tommy blinked a few times before laughing alongside the woman. Chat was laughing alongside them, taking a liking to the mysterious woman who had saved their little pogchamp.

“Ah, I should introduce myself. I’m Kristin, very nice to meet you! I’m originally from SMP Earth, but I somehow ended up here many years ago.”

“SMP Earth? Holy shit, I’m from there, too! I’m Tommy, by the way. Well, my actual name is Thomas, but everyone calls me Tommy. I’m from Business Bay, but I eventually became the youngest prince of the Antarctic Empire.”

“Youngest prince? Are you Phil’s brother?”

“What? Nah, he adopted me as his son.”

Tommy was startled as the woman, Kristin, began choking on air. Alarmed, he pat her back as he gave her a water bottle he had on him. After a while, she raised her hand and nodded, indicating that she was okay.

“Wow, he has a son. The world is ending, hah.”

“Four, actually. He has four sons.”

“Oh my god, I’m going to have a heart attack.”

Tommy laughed before asking what was on his mind. Judging by the breezy feeling that moved across his starry face, he knew that Clara led this woman to him.

“How do you know Phil?”

Kristin’s face brightened up as a small blush painted her cheeks.

“Er, how about I tell you about it as we walk?”

“Better yet, why don’t you tell me and my older brother about it over lunch?”

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Grian was not expecting Tommy to come back with an older woman. He didn’t mind, however, after hearing how she saved his brother from the shopkeeper’s rage. Laughing, he ruffled the younger boy’s hair. 

“Haha, you found a mother!”

“We’re brothers, so wouldn’t that make her our mother? Sheesh, dumbass.”

Kristin laughed out loud in the background, holding her stomach and she doubled over. Tommy happily smiled, very glad to have someone appreciate his language. Once they all gave proper introductions and a reason as to why Kristin was with them, they all got food and sad down at one of the outside tables.  After getting a few decent bites into their meals, Tommy spoke up.

“So,  how do you know Phil?”

“Ah, yes, that old fart-”

She smiled as both boys snorted at that statement. Taking a bite out her bread roll, she waited for them to settle down before. Nodding her head, she continued.

“It’s true, he is! Anyways, I knew him when I lived back on SMP Earth. I was, well, am the princess of a smaller kingdom back there. Phil’s parents had started a small kingdom of their own, the Antarctic Empire. My parents, along with his, arranged for the two of us to be married to one another. I would have usually thrown a fit at an arranged marriage, like I always did when they brought up suitors, but Phil and I actually liked each other, so we agreed. I disappeared before the wedding, however, fell through my mirror and into a hardcore world. Once I made it out of there, I ended up here. Been here ever since.”

Grian started choking out of surprise. Tommy and Kristin both moved quickly to help him, worried. Once he gave them a sign that he was okay, he adjusted himself.

“You’re Queen Kristin?”

“Queen?”

“Yeah. I read it in one of the books in the archive when I was younger. Although you disappeared, you were still married to my dad, and the two kingdoms were merged into one.”

“What?”

Kristin stared at Grian, confusion and disbelief painted her face. Suddenly, she groaned and hit her head against the table. 

“This explains why some of the things I bought took way too long to finalize! My last name has been Minecraft this entire time!”

Tommy and Grian shared a look of disbelief. This was the only thing she was concerned about? Being married to Phil wasn’t troubling or shocking news to her at all! Suddenly, Tommy’s eyes widened as he gasped, pointing at Kristin. 

“WHAT THE FUCK?! THAT MAKES YOU MY ACTUAL MOTHER.”

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Kristin helped them finish setting up banners and podiums. She also aided them in passing out fliers and pamphlets to passing people. Once they ran out, she walked them over to the Hub. As they stood at the entrance portal to Hermitcraft, Tommy hugged Kristin, who ran her fingers through her head. She may have been new to the whole mother thing, but her caring instincts were enough to comfort the young boy.

“I wish I could come, I really do, but I’m not on the list. I’ll have to wait until opening day.”

Before Tommy could whine, Grian spoke up. 

“What if we got you on the list? Would you move in, then?”

Kristin laughed as she pat Grian’s shoulder, a smile painting her face.

“Of course! I just found out I had family! You guys aren’t getting rid of me that easily. Here, take this. If you guys get me on the list, use this to get to my house.”

Tommy brightened up as he was given a compass labeled Kristin. He nodded as Grian promised. 

“Bye Kristin! See you around!”

“Bye Tommy, Grian, I’ll see you two soon.”

The boys watched as she walked away, a pep in her step as disappeared into the crowd. Nodding to each other, Tommy and Grian went home.

[votederpycausemufins]

Here’s another chapter! Y’all are gonna hate the ending.

@petrichormeraki

Grian knocked on the closet door. “Hey Xannes, I know you’re in there.”

“I’m busy! Go away!” Evil Xisuma’s voice came from inside.

“If you don’t come out now, I can get rid of the door completely and let people see inside. NPG’s told me it’s private information, but I’m sure sharing would be fine.”

There was silence before Xannes spoke again. “I’ll be right out!” There was a bit of clattering and then the hels admin opened the door as little as he could while also being able to squeeze through it.

“Nice sweater.” Grian pointed at the bright pink and yellow sweater Xannes was wearing before he quickly pulled it off and balled it up before throwing it into the closet.

“What the fuck do you want?” Then he looked over at Tommy. “And why is he here?”

“We need to get back to Hermitcraft and that’s Tommy. He’s from our dimension, not this one. We already met Theseus.”

Xannes crossed his arms. “And what do I get out of it?”

“You could come visit Hermitcraft again?” Mumbo suggested, but the admin just shook his head. “I thought you wanted that.”

“Oh, of course I do, but you know how I’m always visiting with NPG? That’s because my brother won’t let me in without him. Since he’s busy with Theseus, I can’t go anywhere.”

“Hey, before we left visiting, he said something about messaging you. Any chance that could be about NPG?” Tommy piped up.

Xannes hummed in acknowledgement before pressing something on his helmet. “So he did. Something I’ll need to tell Prof about. He’s actually going to be away for a few days to visit family. Something about seeing distorted mirrors or whatever.” He pressed the button again. “Alright, call NPG here and we can go.”

“Do I really need to discuss this? I have gone over this with my one dad before and have recovered from the events connected to my brainwashing.” Grum tried reasoning with Puffy who was insisting he had a therapy session with her. “I think there are more important matters to discuss other than my mental health.” 

“Your mental health is extremely important. Especially when you’re stuck in an unfamiliar place. And I’m not sure that having your dad as a therapist is the best practice.”

Grum frowned. “Technically a therapist should not have any relation with their patient outside of business work, usually up to three years I believe. But our admin is not fond of us leaving our world, so Daddy is the only option.”

“Well a second opinion would still be a good idea.” Puffy said, and Grum sighed before slumping in his seat. “I’m guessing that’s you reluctantly agreeing?”

“Yes, however I do have a condition.”

“What’s that?”

Grum gave a slight smirk. “That’s to have a significant influence on or determine the manner or outcome of something. But that’s not important right now. My condition is That between your questions for me, you allow me to ask my own questions.”

“Alright, but I may not answer everything you ask. Somethings may be a bit hard to hear or take too much explaining.”

“That is better than nothing.”

“Alright, so your brother mentioned you were brainwashed. How did that happen?”

“On our server, a system was started to buy plots of land on which to build shops, a ten by ten meter area being sold for one diamond block. It was started as a joke, but everyone went along with it. Soon there was a large diamond pile sitting in the middle of the shopping district. Dad thought someone needed to be in charge of it and created a town hall to place the blocks in and then created an election for mayor, nominating Daddy as a candidate. There were five total candidates, but by election, one had dropped out. One of the candidates was someone named Stress.

“She joined the election with Iskall as her running mate with a slogan and choice of colors. Meanwhile I was created to help my dads win. Just before the official election, Iskall appeared at my platform to get ideas from me. I refused to help anyone other than my dads, so he broke in and rewired me. Dad tried to help fix me when he found out what happened, but he does not know redstone well and only slightly fixed it. Daddy then came over and fixed me, but at that point, the stress of what happened and the fact that it was election day and it didn’t seem like my dads were winning ended with me breaking down.”

“That does sound like a lot to happen to someone so young. Even if as a robot you have the mental capacity of someone older, from what you’ve told me, you aren’t even a year old yet.”

“Correct.”

“Now, you said certain slogan and certain colors. What-”

“No. It is my turn for a question. Do you know someone by the name of Tommy Innit?”

“Uh, yes I do.” Puffy replied, waiting for Grum to ask more, but he simply nodded. “Are you going to ask more?”

“No. I have asked my question and now it is your turn.”

“Right. What were those colors and slogan?”

“I do not want to repeat the slogan. However, Stress was fond of alliums and used their dye.”

“Well then, that seems like something we should cover. The slogan likely may be a trigger to you.”

“Yes. How do you know Tommy?”

“I’ve… met him and his family before.”

Grum narrowed his eyes. “Is that all you are willing to say?”

“It’s my turn for a question.” Puffy responded, and Grum had to concede to his own rules. “How are you around Stress and Iskall?”

“Fine. They are my aunt and auncle now. Stress may have been running, but Iskall was acting on his own. At the time they were unaware how sentient of a being I was and is greatly apologetic for what they have done. They are very close with my dads and usually messed with things they ade, so at the time it seemed no different to him. Is Tommy from this server.”

“From this server? No, I believe he’s from SMP Earth.”

Grum had to keep himself from cursing. Now he was sure she was dodging his questions.

“Have you ever had negative experiences around Stress and Iskall after the initial incident?”

“Yes, the most prominent was when I first saw Iskall after getting my new body. After that was when I found a campaign sign that had not been taken down.” Grum paused before asking his question, having an idea. “If I asked you to give me a diamond and ask me a certain question with the guarantee that afterwards I would let you ask all your own questions and none more from me, would you do it?”

“I… suppose I could. I would have to find a dia-” Grum pulled one of on his inventory, always keeping a few on him for Jrum. “I guess that will work, what’s the question?”

“Ask me ‘Who is Tommy Innit?’”

This time Puffy looked unsure, but reluctantly she handed Grum the diamond back and asked the question. The diamond disappeared as it started up Grum’s system. He was primed, he bootloaded his brain, he flooded the mayoral reservoirs and then, he found the answer.

“Tommy Innit is the youngest son of Philza Minecraft, former ruler of the Antarctic Empire. He has three brothers. After the decline of the Antarctic Empire, Tommy was allowed to join the ↸∷ᒷᔑᒲ ᓭᒲ!¡ ᔑリ↸ ∴ᒷリℸ ̣  𝙹リ ℸ ̣ 𝙹- ℸ ̣ 𝙹- ℸ ̣ 𝙹- ℸ ̣ 𝙹- ℸ ̣ 𝙹- Gᒷt ⊣o∷gᒷo⚍s.”

Grum was holding his head. Something was wrong. It.. purple. Why was it purple? He couldn’t think right. Why? Why again? Was it because they were talking about it all and he tried to access the mayoral reservoirs? “⍑ᒷꖎ!¡. ⍑ᒷꖎ!¡. ⍑ᒷꖎ!¡. !¡∷𝙹ᓵᒷᓭᓭ𝙹∷ ⎓ᔑ╎ꖎ╎リ⊣. ∷ᒷ!¡ᔑ╎∷ᓭ リᒷᒷ↸ᒷ↸. ꖎ𝙹ᓵᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ ᔑ↸ᒲ╎リ╎ᓭℸ ̣ ∷ᔑℸ ̣ 𝙹∷. ⍑ᒷꖎ!¡. ⍑ᒷꖎ!¡. ⍑ᒷꖎ!¡. ⍑-⍑ e l p m e. D a d s h e l p m e!”

“Du du du, du du durudu, du du du duuu! D-d-dance Grian! Du du du, du du durudu, guinea pig dance! D-d-dance Grian!” Jrumbot was singing while in the nether, mining up some quartz, both for redstone as well as for snacks. “Du du du, du du durudu, du du du duuu! D-d-dance Grian! Du du du, du du durudu, guinea pig dance! Dance dance dance dance da-da-dan guinea pig, guinea pig, guinea pig, guinea pig. Dance dance dance dance dancedance, guinea pig dance!”

He heard the sound of a piglin and immediately stopped to make sure his gold booties were on, glad to see they were, then he realized that it wasn’t actually a piglin, but a zombie piglin, and a young one at that. Then, he realized it wasn’t just a normal sound. The noises were in the same tune as the song he had just been singing. “Hello? Is someone there?”

The noises stopped and jrum would furrow his brow if he had one. Then he got an idea. “Well! I guess I was just hearing things!” He said a little louder than needed before going back to the song. This time he paid attention as the humming of a baby ziglin started up again and Jrum started walking towards it, lowering his voice volume so whoever it was couldn’t tell he was coming closer.

Finally Grum found a hole and peaked inside, scaring the young Ziglin. “Sorry! I didn’t mean to scare you! I just heard you humming along to me!” They were quiet, but Jrum did get a wave from the mob. “My name is Jrum! What’s yours?”

The Ziglin snorted and Jrum smiled. “Oh! Michael is a very nice name! What are you doing in a hole?” Another few snorts. “Huh, I guess that makes sense. My dads kept my brother in a box until it was okay to move him so he could get a body like the one I’m in! I got mine at the same time too by the way.”

Jrum chatted with Michael for a bit before something was said that made the ziglin sad. “Aww, what’s wrong?” Jrum asked, listening to the snorts in response. “Aww, well I hope Boo can find Bee. I got lost once and my dads found me, so I’m sure that your parents can find each other too!” A single happy snort. “Yes, Boo! He can do it. Wait behind me?”

Michael had shaken his head and pointed behind Jrum. When the robot turned around, he had to crane his head up at the figure that towered above him. They were half black and half white with the purple eyes of an enderman, streaks going down on the white side of their face from the eye. Jrum thought he also saw some mirrored on the black side, but it was hard to tell.”

“Who are you and why are you with Michael?”

“Um, I’m Jrum and I was mining in here while singing and then Michael sang along and now we’re friends.”

“I see. And what were you mining for?”

“Quartz! I’m a robot and so is my brother and we eat quartz instead of normal food, plus I need it for some redstone things.”

“I see. And are you-”

“Am I what?” Jrum asked when the person stopped talking, their eyes fading from purple and into green and red.

“Oh! Hello! Who are you?”

“Um… Jrum?” Jrum was confused by a number of things. The person’s changing eye colors, the repeated question, the tone of their voice changing from serious to chipper and finally the change to the common language. “You asked that already.”

“I did?” He asked, and then pulled out a book. “I don’t have anything written down about meeting someone like you.”

“Well we just met a minute ago. You asked what I was doing with Michael.”

“Oh, did you make a friend Michael?” The young ziglin nodded and then the person started writing in his book.

“Um, so what’s your name?”

“Oh! I’m Ranboo.”

Jrum smiled a little at the name. “Oh! Michael said his parents were Bee ‘n Boo, so you must be Boo!”

“That’s right. You’re able to understand him?”

“Yep!” Jrum nodded. “When I go to visit my sort of big brother he lets me visit Prof and Prof likes to give me presents like a language translator! My brother has one too!”

“What’s your brother’s name?”

“He’s Grum. We sort of got stuck in this world for a bit but we’re gonna try and find a way back and even if we can’t I’m sure our dads can find us!” Ranboo nodded and wrote down more in his book, making Jrum speak up again. “What’s that?”

“Oh, um… It’s my memory book. I’m not… entirely the best at remembering, so I write stuff down.”

“Oh! That’s cool!” Jrum smiled. “Well, I’m gonna go back to mining! Bye Michael! Bye Dad Boo!” And Jrum skipped away, humming a new song that mentioned being AFK.

“Mumbo! Mumbo Mumbo Mumbo Mumbo!” Grian started shouting, trying to get the redstoner’s attention.

“What’s wrong?”

“Look!” And Grian shoved his communicator in Mumbo’s face. “They’re alive! Or at least… they’re not completely gone!”

Tommy and Phil also came over to see what was going on as Mumbo read messages on Grian’s comm. “They both ran out of battery.”

“Yes! I mean, it’s not good because I doubt they have a way to charge again, which is not a good sign, but it means that they’re not gone forever!”

“Wait, how do you know that?” Phil asked and Grian showed him the phone.

“We set something up a while ago so we get notifications for them when something happens like they run out of battery or get badly damaged. Looking at the timestamps, these were sent while we were in Helscraft, but we didn’t get the notifications until coming back to this dimension.”

“Is there any way to track the signal?” Tubbo asked, making Grian light up.

“Maybe! It would take a lot of time though, so it might be good to have someone here work on that while we check the-” Grian stopped, his comm buzzing. “What?”

Tommy leaned in to read the new messages.

[Bot Status] Grum has run into a processing error

[Bot Status] Grum has run into a database error

[Bot Status] Grum has run into a mental error

[Bot Status] Grum has shut down due to extreme stress

[Bot Status] Jrum has encountered a virus

[Bot Status] Virus has been dealt with

[Bot Status] : )

[lesboykakashi]

main is @lesbianxisuma

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this isn’t a complete pinned btw, just getting it out of the way for now

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[empires-recap]

Welcome to Empires SMP Recap!

This is a project aimed to take a little stress off people’s shoulders when trying to catch up on all the episodes of the Empires SMP. This is currently just a one person project so forgive me if this ends falling behind but I’m trying my best to not have that happen. So, here’s what will be featured here:

Single Episode Breakdowns of what happens in each video including structures built, player interactions and any lore. Released as soon as I can, as I am only one person and there are 12 people. I also have a life outside of Empires, so please be patient if an episode recap gets missed. I will try to be as faithful to upload order as possible. May get backlogged, especially starting around Mid-August.

The occasional Stream recap. This will only happen if a CC (content creator) says something in a video that only happens on stream that’s lore related (ex: Scott telling but not showing the demon stalking him on stream). Stream Recaps will not be for every stream since CCs either A) Mainly use it for resource collecting/terraforming/building or B) it ends up in the video such is usually the case with Shubble and Solidarity.

Weekly Breakdowns of what happened in a given week mostly focusing on lore. This will not include episodes already released. Time frame will probably be similar to the Hermitcraft Recap, with release on Sunday covering episodes that drop before that Friday. The exception will be Week One, where a Day 1 Masterpost will be made covering what happened and then the following Sunday (July 3rd) with be the Week 1 Recap.

A Pinned Master Post with every episode I’ve recapped and weekly breakdowns for the current Season.

Asks will be open with Anonymous enabled to ask clarifying questions about canon Empires content, such as when a given event occurs in someone’s video.

All posts will be tagged with #Empires Recap if you find all the posts I will inventively send out. This is also a one person project that I decided to start at like 2am so if I’m behind I am sorry. Tagging will be in the main tag but not the individual creator tags. The Master post has all the tagging conventions so you can find what you are looking for if it isn’t linked yet.

Hope this helps and I’ll see you in the recaps!