#They attracted me

[demonboyhalo]

"average person sees 3 spiders a year" factoid is a statistical error. Sephora Georg, who attracts 3 million horny spiders with the spider sex lotion, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[rittzart]

a fat fluffy femme and her scrawny little butch <3

[kossithmercar]

Oh no, oh no, he is seducing me with his deep passion for his field of study and his genuine joy at teaching people about it

[war-forged-storms]

I have to be honest, when people are objectively into plus sized bodies it turns me on, and I’m not sorry.

I don’t want to have sex where we tiptoe around the fact that I’m fat, I actually want my body to be touched on and groped and worshiped during sex and if someone gonna be weird about it, I’m not going to enjoy myself. I want someone to grab and kiss and mark on my belly the way they would any person no matter the size, as for the rest of me. I’m deserving of that type of sex, and to shame people who want to give me that type of sex just kinda feels weird and fatphobic.

The way that people treat any sort of attraction to fat bodies as fetishization and chasing just frustrates me to no end, sometimes people just are attracted to fat people and know how to love on us the way other people are loved up on.

[theeroticlover]

[piosplayhouse]

14 year olds shipping discourse is inbreeding with itself to make the discourse equivalent of a brachycephalic bulldog at this point. They're inventing new extremely vague moral purity categories at a rate nearly equivalent to the Mormon church

* For the record btw a paraphilia by definition is just any sexual desire classed as "unusual" by the dsm, which can include anything from apparently getting horny about imagining yourself as a vampire (?) to being attracted to fictional characters, to being attracted to trans people. It's not an issue unless it has the capacity to cause real harm to yourself or others, at which point it becomes a paraphilic disorder

[immortal-in-their-way]

i swear ive seen you before we were mutuals because youd be in the notes of writing prompt posts

Au conaire, mon ami!

It was the mental breakdown posts.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Hear me out, Michael would think Roxy is SICK AF

[paintedcrows]

Introducing RoyalAuthor! ...I cannot stop thinking about these old man scientists...

[gorgynei]

the way this was how allura fell for kima is CRAZYY. i knew allura was a little freak

[gondorsfinest]

a concept: the ds9 crew doing a hear me out cake when quark pulls out a picture of gul dukat. absolute mayhem. chairs are flying

[ciralincixx]

i am right

[macaronichewtoyz]

GRAAHHHH PUT FAT PEOPLE IN YOUR FUCKING VIDEO GAMES GODDAMNING !!!!!!

[frownyalfred]

that’s the pipeline. that’s how they get ya. every time.

[hearmeoutworthypoll]

Wild, but also the books pictured:

A Soul to Touch by Opal Reyne

A Soul to Guide by Opal Reyne

A Soul to Keep by Opal Reyne

A Soul to Revive by Opal Reyne

I’m Engaged to Mothman by Paige Lavoie

Titan: A Gargoyle Daddy Dom Romance (Romancing His Stone Book 1) by Jillian Graves

Enthralled (The Spider's Mate #2) by Tiffany Roberts

Bound: An Alien Romance Trilogy (The Spider's Mate Book 3) by Tiffany Roberts

Escaping Wonderland by Tiffany Roberts

Yearning for Her by Tiffany Roberts

Barbarian's Taming: A SciFi Alien Romance (Ice Planet Barbarians) by Ruby Dixon

The Dragon's Bride: A Deal with a Demon, Book 1 by Katee Robert

Her Soul to Take by Harley Laroux

Her Soul for Revenge by Harley Laroux

[rpfofficial]

are you bisexual. have you been bisexual. Will you be bisexual. when will you be bisexual