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Ghost children and the worthless treaty
The DC dimension had faced multiple dangers: invasions, threats, multiple ends of the world, demons. And yet what finally defeated the heroes were children.
The Ghost King was the one who took care of the children for the most part (because he understood them). Which was a terrible idea considering he was a teenager himself and all of his knowledge was pretty skewed towards his own children. Another thing to take into account: his two children were 24 and 14 years old (but not really? He said it was complicated)
So when the Justice League finally contacted him about establishing an alliance, the king gave them a test, that if they completed it they would establish a peaceful alliance immediately and he would owe them a favor. Danny didn't mind making alliances but he needed a few days off from his own children.
When they heard of the test, the heroes accepted, trusting in his abilities. Take care of children? Piece of cake, they had Young Justice and it wouldn't be much different. The king smiled with all his fangs and told them to take care of his children's friends as well. To which Constantine had a horrible premonition.
The League did not expect the problem that would be keeping "Dan and Dani" Phantom in check. Along with Youngblood and Klemper. The four of them much preferred Danny's care, and were not at all thrilled with the situation.
The appearance of the ghostly "teenagers" didn't make it any better, and Batman began to question if it was worth it. Dan Phantom claimed that it could be worse, since he was technically "grounded" and couldn't hurt anyone. Dani teased him about it.
Constantine knew it wasn't worth it.
#dpxdc#ghost king danny#who gave kids to a teenager#and worse#who gave ghost kids and ghost teenagers to the same teen#The JL don't know what they got themselves into#dan phantom#he is a menace#danielle phantom#she is a menace too#Danny will make the treaty anyways#he just want some days off from being a parent#Kings need to sleep too#Constantine is sure it doesn't worth it#dp x dc#dc x dp#Youngblood is having fun#Klemper will give a lot of hugs#Babysitters JL#They are not prepared#Ghost teenagers will appear too just to cause some trouble
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Erin OMGGGG I 110% believe Peter and Bart Allen would be BFFS, like they’re both so chaotic
LITERALLY yes i love them so much and i can't wait for peter to meet the YJ!!!!! kon, bart, and cassie love "tim's weird nephew"
#their introduction as of now is peter calling Tim “Coupon” and the three of them (+bernard if i can) going:#“oh???? tim failed to mention the nickname :)”#and tim begging for death#they're so silly#also peter gives tim a hug#peter is just gonna be more affectionate with every Bat now that he's chill with them#they are not prepared
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
#like majority of the time kids are not just 'being naughty'. they have big feelings inside little bodies it's a lot#also like.#it should be illegal to dye your hair fun colours if you aren't prepared for kids in public to ask if youre related to a my little pony#EDIT: the notes on this post are an absolute cesspool. i don't care about your reasons for hating kids you sound like a disney villain
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He's doing very important research
( @caps-clever-girl thank you for the hilarious tags, I giggled out loud when I saw them)
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(Part 1) (Part 2)
#httyd#how to train your dragon#httyd fanart#httyd toothless#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#gravity falls ford#stanford pines#this isn't the first time someone has stuck their head in toothless' mouth#funnily enough#he was prepared this time around#Ad Astra AU
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my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."
#big tough characters who are confused and disarmed by affection my beloved#who are hypercompetent and know exactly what to do in everything except Positive Human Interaction#who follow you around cautiously for scraps#and are continually waiting for the moment you turn around and kick them out again#who are prepared to sleep on the cold hard floor and dont know what to do with themselves when given a bed#totally mystified#boba fett#legacy of the force#din djarin#frank castle#maul#erik lehnsherr#arla fett#wolverine#logan howlett#mine
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yummy star gouache painting
#my art#artists on tumblr#cats#gouache#painting#cat art#traditional art#preparing for my first art market next month- will hopefully get some more paintings done
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What if Pomni seeks out comfort from Kinger bc of the last episode?? Finale !!
It is DONE !!
Everyone is so fun to draw I cannot.......... /pos
#the amazing digital circus#tadc#pomni#tadc pomni#kinger#tadc kinger#caine#tadc caine#jax#tadc jax#zooble#tadc zooble#gangle#tadc gangle#ragatha#tadc ragatha#so proud of how this comic came out it looks more like a comic i would make#my old wh one is nice but it looks too desaturated and messy#I love neon colours.....#and minimal shading and halftone......#but now this is done i can finally work on an au i have ideas for#spoilers but prepare for..... tank kinger..... big kinger.........#and girl dad and daughter...... and old man yaoi.......
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There comes a time when the criminals prefer being taken in by Batman, because his kids go a little overboard:
Goon: "You won't kill me."
Cass: "You ready to bet your life on that?"
Duke: *tosses her the gun they took off the guy* "I would do what she says."
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Random thug: "Hey Batman doesn't kill--"
Damian: "Not like he's here. You're certainly not going to be able to tell him."
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Tim: "Well, accidents do happen. Shame." *starts to let go of the rope*
Guy dangling off the building: "No, no okay, okay, I'll tell you!"
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Steph: *clears throat*
Gang members: "We surrender!" *multiple guns fall to the ground*
Steph: "I see my reputation precedes me, wise choice."
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*Bruce gets chewed out by Gordon by the Batsignal because the rumours have spread so much, it kind of sounds like Batman's kids have been going around murdering people*
Bruce: "In my defense, it's only one of them."
Gordon: "What."
Bruce: *realizes he never filled Gordon in on Red Hood*
#Before anyone comes at me (mentally prepares for it anyway) I know Bruce does variants of this but a) it's pretty clear that most criminals#know Batman won't kill and that at most he'll just beat the crap out of you#b) the Batkids are kids and the things kids will do is way more unpredictable and they're terrifying#batman#batfamily#dc comics#bruce wayne#personal#textpost#shitpost#roll call#duke thomas#tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#batpost
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2024 off to an INCREDIBLE start
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when the main character gains access to creative mode
#legend of zelda#zelda#link#echoes of wisdom#tears of the kingdom#totk#crossover#mochiboniart#prepare for trouble and make it double
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Good morning 🍎📻
#it’s radioapple week on twitter#idk how many I’ll be able to do#but I got a few in mind for some of the days!#hazbin hotel#radioapple#hazbin hotel fanart#my doods#liked by creator#alastor#lucifer hazbin#Lucifer Morningstar#lucifer gets sick of seeing alastor's gross breakfast#he makes him a meal#smiley face eggs and bacon#alastor *offended* prepares a gourmet breakfast out of spite#this has an unforeseen effect of awakening alastor's love for cooking#they begin to cook in the kitchen together#radioapple week
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[ID: meme of neji split down the middle that says "i have two sides", "they/them", "job". End ID] ID by @nejileetens
#the mic choker for maximum they/them slayage… naturally#im prepared for no one to understand my vision and thats ok#neji#naruto#image#mine#rono.txt
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Hi. Have a part 2 to the silly GF crossover thing
(Part 1)
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#httyd#how to train your dragon#httyd fanart#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#this thing took me over a week to finish#who knew comics took so mich effort and skill and energy#(me i knew i just wasn't prepared)#my respect for comic artists has gone up 10000%#(they did in fact Keep That Thing)#Ad Astra AU
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having an iliad summer. doing a ton of brooding. might be blinded by selfishness and/or rage. considering unexpectedly dying to my hubris. hopefully that wont have devastating effects
#and of course. all this is to prepare for an odyssey fall#if the gods let me live to see it.#tagamemnon#the iliad#homer#greek mythology
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Lately I've seen a lot of people using "Star Trek ending" as a shorthand way of saying "cheesy 60s ending where all the characters get together and laugh at some shitty one-liner until the freezeframe in order to wrap things up with a neat breezy bow" and, well. They're not wrong... but that's only half the episodes.
The other half of the episodes end with you staring at the TV in haunted existential silence because the story's thesis was "Don't delude yourself that waging war with technology is any less brutal than committing murder with your bare hands. You are a mortal and an animal like any other and if you think you have a justified reason to kill you had better be prepared to face your enemy, and recognize him as an intelligent equal, and smash in his skull with a rock."
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