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FIRST OF YALL ARGUE LIKE A DAMN OLD MARRIED COUPLE and second of all CAN YALL QUIT??? okay sorry i needed to get my thoughts down immediately so this is gonna be a little jumbled
let me not SPEAK on the looks paige keeps giving azzi in this video. because that would be wildly offensive and disrespectful to jesus christ. he does not need to see the heart eyes and tomfoolery i just witnessed 😭. p licking her lips after azzi agrees that paige is the biggest trash talker on the court. like okay you want her to see how big it is WHATEVER P. i feel paige is always gonna be the one that wants to be seen as the protector and wants azzi to know she'll protect her or argue or be mean to whoever she needs to her to.
i like how p is so argumentative all the time but the second azzi is like idk it could be this paige immediately recounts what she said and is like yeah right princess ofc! not in this entire video cause they're literally arguing but after the who's most likely to crack a joke in the locker room question azzi is indecisive and can't think of an answer. so she says neither and even though paige holds up azzi (wildly untrue) she puts it down immediately. which is so telling cause p is always so ready to argue her case i jus find it funny she immediately does what princess says.
the who's messier debate, p you can't stop exposing urself i can't make this up 😭 p showing YET AGAIN she has a big problem w azzi always being sick because she can't resist kissing her and in turn gets sick as well. she has a personal trauma but she'll do it to kiss her girl. also paige's eyes not leaving her the entire time she's laughing and just cracking up w her. it's the little things for them fr aweee. ive always felt like azzi saying "don't gaslight me" is such the perfect girlfriend argument answer. like i'd say that to my gf when we argue fr. she's such the fem fr. "DONT gaslight me." she seems experienced i bet she uses that a lot. also azzi shushing her and she immediately does, idk if it was my friends and they sushed me id be even louder and arguing w them more. but p immediately pipes down?? like okay that's ur gf and u do exactly what she says alright!
it's a beautiful day i could really go out and frolick in a field of dandelions, MENACE PAIGE AND AZZI ARE BACK WE ARE SO BACK. azzi saying it's crazy that paige thinks she needs to go out with makeup? OMG??? SO GF OMGGNGKSJEJ. and paige getting a little smirk and smugness to her and saying, "cause i look good." i know she has the biggest head when azzi says ANYTHING nice to her 😭. also the way her voice drops and gets all flirty omg get a room. i think they legit forgot they were on camera for a second and decided to start flirting LIVE. it's so telling to me their facial expressions cause p's eyes immediately start getting lower and her smirk gets bigger. azzi really giving her those butterflies QUICK. and the way p gets softer and just seems all around more sensual LORD HAVE MERCYYYY. i mean me too if azzi was shocked i thought i needed makeup to go out. i think what really blows me is azzi's expression. she gets this dopey little blushy smile and seems a little shy after realizing what she said aweeee. her cheeks get red too. damn if you're gf don't have u still blushing after 8 years just throw it away. they are sooooo flirty and blushy around each other still. the awkwardness afterwards like they had to lock back in and everybody was shocked they were that open? shit me too i had to pause the video fr 😭.
p loves to be petty and passive aggressively bring up pet peeves about azzi in these kinda videos. probably cause they on camera and azzi can't bicker w her. but the two constants, paige dislikes how azzi is offline and how she is always sick. i think p doesn't like if azzi doesn't answer her and she'd be the type to send azzi's name like 20 times to get through to her ummmm lesbian. i'll expand on this further in a second.
i would like to say a few times in this interview they give themselves away and say "us" or "last time we had movie night" or "when we were together last night." it's giving VERY couple. they probably are slipping up but i don't think they gaf 😭. it's like when you have a couple in ur friend group and they say yeah during our last movie night. just feels domestic and like they're secretly hinting at their dates. also "how do i look like this" is CRAZY AZZI. i don't know if she was asking me how do i look or asking paige how do i look this good? paige's answer to both would've been "amazing baby just so gorgeous." also the fact azzi won't put it on paige's life like. obv it's not that serious if they were friends but paige knows azzi won't agree to it because it's DEEPER than that to them. nobody's swearing on their gfs life when they're lying and paige knows that and uses it to her advantage. sigh. paige saying she styles azzi like girl we know she's your little doll and you probably spin her around and take fit checks w your camera to smile and cheese at later.
paige admitting AZZI STEALS HER CLOTHES NOBODY FUCKING MOVE. we been knew but thank god it's like music to my ears hearing them admit it. paige also complaining like she doesn't offer all her clothes up, she's probably throwing extra layers on azzi when she's cold cause she doesn't want her baby to get sick. i need to lay down. also the way they're arguing is giving your friends that are couples are bickering and asking for your opinion and keep interrupting each other to get their point across, am i the only one 😭 i feel like im stuck in the middle of them trying to settle an argument LOLOLOL i know kayla's tired. paige not even fighting back when azzi says she looks better in paige's clothes. if that was my friend IMMEDIATELY we have to get down cause wym?? but paige is so whipped she literally just nods her head like yes my baby looks so good in all my clothes. probably cause she's so possessive she doesn't mind azzi stealing her clothes because her girl IS WEARING HER CLOTHES. for everyone to see. she loves to stake a claim goddamn.
okay now i'm resurfacing the argument early that paige hates when azzi doesn't respond. when asked about who takes longer to answer paige immediately gets this annoyed tone and says "OH....MY GOSH" and holds up azzi's sign. first of all she's sassy asf. second of all i know she's soooo tired of it because to be that annoyed that fast. paige is so fucking clingy and i know when azzi doesn't respond immediately to her ipad kid texts it drives her UP THE WALL. and it gives paige is like i literally have dnd on for everyone and don't want to talk to anyone but you and you're not responding? i guess it's fuck me. i know she sends that ten times a day. also she gives she would text azzi after she hasn't answered a while and say, "oh what position she got you in?" "feel good?" "is she as good as me?" HER POSSESSIVE ASS. anyways that's what it gave.
also azzi i'm so sorry paige taught u how to dougie you gotta rebuke that and not be whipped she tryna pass down her stiff hips 💔💔💔
alright that's all i got im a mess rn....thank you for reading love ya 🥰
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Bluestreak was talking, Sunstreaker was listening.
"...and they were bonded! Which is insane, they were sniping at each other (get it, get it) during the entire book," Bluestreak said, pausing for a moment to take a sip of his energon.
Sunstreaker furrowed his brow.
"Bonded?"
"I know right!? It was the biggest plot twist of the entire series, but Steelstriker is known for that kind of thing. Still, I don't think anyone was expecting that, except maybe Prowl, but I don't think that he's ever surprised by plot twists in books or shows or anything really."
"Wait, Blue, I don't know what that is."
Bluestreak stopped and gave him a horrified look.
"You don't know what a plot twist is?"
He sounded close to tears, as if even the idea that Sunstreaker didn't have access to good books was sad enough to cry over.
"No! Not plot twists. I'm not uneducated, I know what a plot twist is."
Blue made a confused face, he looked like a confused puppy dog.
"Bonded, I don't know what bonded means in this context."
"Oh."
Bluestreak stopped to think about what he was going to say (a rarity).
"Bonding is... bonding is when you choose to merge your spark with someone else, and form a permanent bond between the two of you."
"Spark? Wait, your soul? You can do that? How?"
Bluestreak narrowed his eyes in confusion.
"You just said the same word twice, Spark and [Soul]."
"It's two different words in English baby Blue."
Bluestreak blushed, scrambling to find his words.
"Yeah, we can do that. We just kinda, push them together? It's not just a spark merge though."
"What's the difference between a spark merge and a bond?"
"A merge isn't as deep as a bond, and a bond is permanent, a merge isn't."
"Why do you bond?"
Bluestreak stopped to think again, like he only did when he really wanted his words to mean something.
"Bonding is a permanent show of love. When you bond, you see everything that a person is, all their memories, all their experiences, all their actions, and even after that, you can tell what they're feeling and how they're doing, even if you're too far away to communicate otherwise. And if they die, you'll probably go with them to the well."
Sunstreaker paused, he didn't really get it, 'a permanent show of love' Bluestreak had called it, and one that was till death do you part.
Oh.
"So bonding is like marriage?"
Bluestreak didn't have to think about that one.
"Getting Conjunxed isn't the only way to bond, Amica get bonded too."
"Does marriage translate as Conjunxed?"
"You just said the same word twice, so probably," Bluestreak giggled.
Sunstreaker rolled his eyes.
"So Conjunx is marriage, and that falls under the title of bonding, but Amica also get bonded, but that isn't marriage. So what is an Amica bond?"
"Conjunx Endura are romantic, Amica Endura are platonic."
"So you have a best friend version of marriage. Huh. Alright then."
"To be honest, I think it's kinda odd that you guys don't have Amica Endura."
"Well, usually you marry your best friend, or they become it after you've been married a while. At least, that's how my parents were. They were each other's best friend."
"...Were?"
"Were. They got lucky, they didn't have to live without each other. They died during a quint attack when I was a kid."
Bluestreak bit his lip.
"I'm sorry for your loss, you didn't deserve that," Bluestreak sounded actually upset for him, and the platitudes that usually only made him feel more upset more empty sounded truly remorseful.
"Thanks."
Bluestreak didn't say anything for another minute, finishing off his previously forgotton energon cube.
"...do you want to hear about the rest of the book series?"
It was an olive branch, a chance to move on from the heavier topic.
"Yeah, I'd like that a lot Blue."
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So, funny thing, I initially started writing this as MiraHound in the cafe, and I did research on 80s love songs that would fit the vibe, (I went with purple rain, the symbolism was perfect, but twasn't meant to be) and that took me at least 10 minutes, then I didn't write MiraHound, I totally switched the setting, ship, and vibe, so I used none of that research lol.
I didn't mean to write the part about the parents, but I felt like it fit. I had wanted to mention something about people being able to die of grief, but I couldn't work it in.
Thanks for the prompt Yip, I really liked writing this.
Prompt: "Discussions of differences in relationships (conjunx, amica, v married, best friend) with your choice of characters."
Anyway, I think I did this justice, but let me know.
OH MY GOD. I am grinning ear to ear.
You guys get to eat while I struggle with the next chapter, I swear it’ll be up tonight.
But between now and then, enjoy this!
#transformers#tf mecha universe#tf mecha au#the arcturus missions#arcturus missions art#arcturus asks
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Pitchposting: The Yearbook
I just finished the expanded section of The Roottrees are Dead, and it reminded me of an idea that I've had kicking around forever. This will not spoil either of those games, but it'll spoil some of what it feels like to play those games.
In Obra Dinn you're an insurance agent attempting to figure out what happened on the titular ship, filling in a logbook with names and fates based on what you see in the past. It's a lot of fun, I highly recommend it.
In The Roottrees are Dead, you're an inspector or a genealogist or something, filling in the Roottree family tree, using your 1990s internet connection to comb through periodicals and books from the library and half-finished websites. It's a lot of fun, I highly recommend it.
Anyway, the idea came after I'd first played Obra Dinn, and thought to myself "wow, they should make like a million more of these" and then started thinking about what the low-hanging fruit was.
Here, you're trying to fill out a yearbook.
There are a bunch of names and pictures, and yes, there's a full grid, but there are also pages with the various clubs, and other pictures of life at school, and it's your job to complete basically full dossiers on at least the most interesting of the kids, with some of the less interesting ones reduced to "easy" puzzles.
And the mechanism of doing this? Teenaged text messages, poorly composed cell phone shots, a handful of websites, all the digital ephemera. This absolutely works best in the early 2000s, when our social media was fractured and you would naturally get a lot of variety, but the idea is to have a lot of variety and texture to what the player gets to sift through, whether it's AOL Instant Messenger, the robotics team's amateurish website, or a bunch of text messages.
Who are these people, how do they relate to each other? All the answers are out there for you to find and record, and you get to know these people in the process of unraveling everything.
One of the things to consider, in this sort of detective game, is how you open up new information to the player, because at least some of the information is going to be just sitting there, waiting to be entering, with the journey to get to the data source the thing that was most interesting about it.
And I think in this case, maybe the thing that you're slowly gaining access to is phones.
Early 2000s is a transitional era, so maybe you have iPhone equivalents living alongside Blackberry equivalents and Nokia bricks and flip phones and all those sorts of things, and you gain access to them one by one, for those who have one, or maybe their computers. I'm a little on the fence about the best way to do this, but having a picture of a phone/computer would at least be funny way to do it, so you're combing through pictures not just for the people and information contained in them, but for someone whose phone you've never seen before, since that will magically/technologically allow you to read all their messages.
And if you're looking through someone's phone, there are mysteries to solve there, cryptic conversations to unravel. There are aliases. You get a conversation that you know must be important, but the name is saved as just "T-Dog", and that could be anyone! And you have to wander through solving all these little issues, trying to decrypt the local dialect of emoji use, figuring out the timeline for when this guy was dating three girls to see whether he cheated or not. You can realize that someone was being catfished!
The thing that I like most about these games is that you have such great opportunities for organic storytelling, having a guy who you get to know from having seen him in a few places, forming a picture of people from the scraps you can see. And here, there's a high school's worth of personalities to unfold, to get your stereotypes corrected, to have thundering revelation after revelation, and all the ambiguity that crops up where the digital realm doesn't allow you to see the full truth.
I'm picturing 50 or so students, a graduating class that's small, maybe a tiny college town in the Midwest where there's a mix of the students of professors and farmers and lots of variety in terms of class, a place with homecoming and prom and sports teams and all that kind of thing. And somewhere in the early 2000s seems good in terms of what it brings to the table. Am I exactly describing my own small Midwestern hometown and the time period when I was going to high school? I mean, yeah. But I do think that's the best for gameplay purposes.
This is one of those things that I really would like to just throw a few years of my life at making. It calls to me. But while I have the programming skills necessary to figure out that end of things, and I'm a good writer, it would also call for a lot of art and UI design that would be extremely unfun and detail-oriented in a way that does not suit me. Why must we have finite lifespans?
(I think the very first time I noodled this idea, it was with supernatural elements, a single giant party that you would spend your time unpacking, one with cultists and sadists and things from the deep, all kinds of calamities killing these teenagers off, with the player being a supernatural inspector coming in after the fact. And this would ape Obra Dinn more closely, but calls to me a bit less.)
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I can just see Bruce doing a mental tally of bad deeds each Batkid has committed before he announces who's in charge prior to leaving. Just a little scoreboard he keeps updating.
Also, I feel Bruce complicates leadership without him because he leaves different failsafes and access codes in the hands of different batkids. But it means they, being obnoxious siblings to one another, totally lord over their singular ability to access something over the others.
#I also feel like each kid thinks they've gotten away with something but Batdad knows#These are just things I'd personally find funny#Not what I think Bruce does lol#in canon/real life#batfam#batman#batkids#dc comics#bruce wayne#batsiblings being the worst
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Got any trans HCs for the amphibia trio? I love the many different interpretations I've seen from this fandom
I don't know about specific headcanons, I know I'm considering making Anne trans in RiAAU but I haven't decided yet.
In one hand: it would be interesting to think how she deals with her first periods because, well, amphibians don't have those, and Hop Pop assumes she's dying (she doesn't tell anyone else because she's so embarrassed). Not that he tells her that, but it really freaks him out. He thinks she has some sort of internal damage, and it's only after months of research that he finds out about some rare mammalian species, such as a few monkeys and rodents, that experience the same cycle Anne goes through. The whole point of this is that it makes Anne feel even more out-of-place. She doesn't remember her world or her parents, only that she came from "somewhere" (possibly another continent) full of people of her species, and she wonders if things would have been easier if she grew up with her biological family. I mean, surely this would be easier. It just serves as a reminder that she knows nothing about her species, not even its name, and she has no idea of how her biology works or what is good and bad for her or how long she'll live or what changes she'll go through.
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BUT, on the other hand: Trans Anne. Let's start with the obvious: amphibians don't have penises or vaginas and they reproduce externally, meaning they like... release eggs and sperm in the water and they mix without the involvement of either parent, meaning no one knows what the cultural significance of a "penis" or a "vagina" tends to be in most human cultures. As a literaly 3yo, Anne probably didn't have an extensive understanding of s.ex and gender, and it wasn't like the clothes she showed up with told Hop Pop much. She just knew that, as time went on, she found herself relating more and more to the female frogs of Wartwood, and she almost subconsciously began to refer to herself as a girl. There wasn't any big coming out moment, more like a point in which, after months of ambiguity (this kid kept using different pronouns for herself) she just settled on some good ol' she/her and began picking somewhat girly clothes when Hop Pop took her to the market.
It's not like the concept of trans people doesn't exist in Amphibia, it's just that Anne didn't realize that was her situation until, at least, meeting Marcy, and noticing the differences between them. It's not like either of them had ever seen another human from up close, so they didn't know what to expect anyway. Anne's only encounters with Sasha beforehand had consisted on magical girl swordfighting in the sky and whatnot. Certainly not enough to discuss their unique biology, which is something Marcy is very excited to discuss, since she's never met anyone with her same "condition" before, and she wants to know everything, so she uses her as her little rat lab whenever she has the chance. Even then, since she also lacks all knowledge of human s.exual dimorphism and its cultural implications, she doesn't associate anything about either of their bodies to any specific gender that could possibly be asigned to anyone based on biological feautures. Since Sasha remembers the most from Earth, she's probably the only one who could maybe possibly remeber her mom or the kindergarden teacher saying something about "the difference between boys and girls", but by the point she's in speaking terms with Anne, and by the time she realizes their bodies are different, she doesn't really care.
That's not to say Anne doesn't experience dysphoria or that she never undergoes any kind of physical transition. It was probably around the time her voice started to change during puberty that she realized her case may be kinda unique: neither Marcy nor Sasha's voices have changed that much, she can tell even though she only sees Marcy in person like once every 3 years and all the words she exchanges with Sasha consist of death threats and insults. Plus, there's a clear difference between """male""" and """female""" voiced in frogs too. She doesn't want to sound like a man! She doesn't want to be anything like a man! Men are gross! Sorry Sprig, Hop Pop, but it's true. Men are icky icky yuck yuck and Anne is a girly girl. She doesn't want to turn into Stumpy! Or Buff Loggle! Oh, no, is that her future? She commits the triple mistake of 1) sending a letter to Marcy that same day, 2) knocking on Maddies' door promising her firstborn if she can save her from turning into Stumpy, and 3) she becomes obsessed researching mammalian biology in the archives. Bad decision. Bad bad. She's discovering things to feel dysphoric about she never even knew existed! Did you know mammalian mothers feed their offsprings with "milk" that comes from their "mammary glands"? Did Sasha and Marcy have those? She hates herself a little for checking out Marcy next time she sees her and she realizes that, indeed, in the past years she's grown a pair of those that Anne does NOT have. She notes that both she and Sasha are pretty much hairless. She used to think hair was a normal mammalian trait! That weasel that tries to eat the frogs every winter sure is covered in it!
Maddie shows up to her door with a bunch of new spells to try out, happy to have a willing subject. Most embarrassingly, Marcy starts doing her own research as soon as she gets Anne's letter and sends her all her discoveries, and now Anne feels mortified because Marcy knows about all the bad bad very bad changes she's going through (Marcy, for her part, is just fascinated by the nature of their "condition").
It takes a bit, but after a few very frenzied weeks, Anne comes to understad what's going on: her species had certain level of sexual dimorphism and she just happened to have been born with the supposed "sex" usually associated with "men" as a social category. When Hop Pop finds out, he burst into laughter. Oh, it was THAT all along! Anne made it sound so complicated, but it was just the same things he went through when he was younger, just the other way around ("Say what now Hop Pop?")! A few curses here and there and she won't have to worry about these so called "mammary glands" and "hair" anymore, though in the meantime, as Maddie perfects a human-friendly curse, she gets turned into all sort of different creatures. By the time it's done, she just wants to feel like... herself.
It's true that there are some things about her body that make her feel weird, like they don't quite fit in, but there are others she only worries about because she compared herself to Sasha and Marcy, which wasn't fair to anyone involved. Did she really want to fundamentally change parts of her body because of insecurities she developed last week over a book about lemurs? Then, a second set of fears come in: what will happen when she goes back to her place of origin? Because she does want to find her birth family. Will they recognize her, if they're looking for a boy? Will they think she's lying if she claims to be their daughter? If she changes only a few things but doesn't "go all the way", will people there think she's a freak? Will she ever be able to fit in with those of her species?
Does she really care so much about what other people think? She just wants to be herself. Some of the changes she's been going through are making her feel less like herself and more like she's being turned into a tax collector from Toad Tower. Those things have to go - her voice, for example. And she wants a more femenine silhouette (she may or may not show Maddie photos of young Mrs. Croaker as a reference). She wants a softer face. She's seeing her face changing in the mirror and she doesn't like it. She wants it to stay round and soft, not to grow hard and sharp or big and rough. She's not so sure she wants those "mammary glands". It's not like she ever thought about having kids, and the whole "breastfeeding" thing just seems gross, but after her research, and finding out she could have kids with, I don't know, maybe Marcy one day (a thought that makes her blush), she thinks it may be a good idea. She'll consider it. Maybe later. Her genitalia... well, she's used to what she has now. It already took her like 10 years to fully figure out what it was and how it worked and starting over with a whole new set just feels like too much work (also, the babies, the potential babies with Marcy). Frogs and toads have neither "penises" or "vaginas" so there's not a lot of information, and based on books about lemurs and her own empirical experience, comparing herself to other mammalian species isn't too useful. She'll leave it the way it is. She'll see if there's anything else she wants to change later, or if she wants to go back on something.
Marcy is surprised next time Anne visits Newtopia. In her letters, she described this strange transformation in excruciating detail, but seeing her in person now, holding her face in her hands, all she sees is the same Anne she's always loved.
A few more ideas:
HEADCANON: in Amphibia, two people of the same "s.ex" can reproduce through magic, which means there has to be a concious effort and intent. The external fertilization process there's no such thing as a pregnancy, and there's no such thing as s.ex. All reproduction is intentional, which means there's no need for abortion either. There are processes to destroy fertilized eggs and embryos, but they look completely different from human abortions.
Amphibians may perform acts resembling s.ex for pleasure or fun but they look different from human s.ex and have no relation to reproduction.
Andrias is the only person in Amphibia who knows enough about humans to know how they reproduce (a process he finds repulsive). He never tells Marcy, of course, though once she becomes queen, she finds his secret library and his hidden tomes on "alien biology", some of which talk about humans. He's also the only one who knows humans can have children on accident, and that Anne is the only human in Amphibia who could cause something like that to happen (he reads all of Marcy's correspondence). He knows his daughter is very close to this weird farm girl penpal of hers, and even though she's still a child, he worries for her future and the future of the crown. This new discovery could land the crown in the hands of a dynasty of aliens if he's not careful. Is it weird that he spends so much time worrying about his 12yo daughter getting pregnant from another 12yo? Yes, yes it is, but he already controls every aspect of her life, it's not like he's going to stop at her sexuality, future, real, or imaginary.
Man now that I wrote it all down, I think this option is more compelling than the first. Maybe I WILL go with this one.
#amphibia#raised in amphibia au#anne boonchuy#marcanne#trans anne boonchuy#my posts#btw i'm very cis so i want to apologize if I said anything weird. since anne here grew up in a world so different from us#i imagine the ''trans experience'' as one of the only humans in frog world must be very different from the irl ''trans experience''#so I kept it mostly personal and thinking about what would make sense in her situation#for example. we know she finds boys pretty gross and likes more girly things#so the idea of ''turning into a boy'' as she hits puberty must make her feel gross#but i'm worried that describing how i imagine the perspective of this specific characters in her very specific situation#will come across as me saying ''oh being amab is gross and disgusting and icky'' which is NOT what I want to imply#do i think this anne may feel that way about herself considering she's never met another trans person in her life (except for this Hop Pop#but it's been so long since his transition he kinda forgot about it and doesn't bring it up)#?? yes. i think her first impulse would be to feel like that#because it comes from a place of ''This Does NOT reflect me. in fact it reflects everything I hate''#aaaah i hope i'm not messing up here. i'm open to criticism btw if anyone thinks this doesn't work i'd love to hear corrections#also re: the reproduction and period talk. i hope no one is too grossed out by that. i just thought it'd make sense#like it'd make sense for andrias to worry about that#also i just find the idea funny like. amphibians don't f.uck. copulation is for gross mammals. which means they probably find mammalian#reproductive organs particularly disgusting#which probably makes the girls feel... bad 😭
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@matchvedev I'll find actual presser clips at some point, but here's jorge bringing up race bans at le mans 2013 (race after jerez)
and more mention of it after aragon 2013 (where marc caused dani to crash)
and in the context of assen 2015 (obviously not one of the instances where jorge brought it up, but still narratively kinda fun so I'm including it)
and for old time's sake, jorge did bring it up again after argentina 2018
#motegi 2005 a conceptually funny weekend to me. u can kinda do a hot take per alien for that whole *gestures* thing#my valentino lukewarm take is that he's a wiiiiiiiimp and my casey hot take is that he's an underrated opportunist#starting to just make a preliminary note of the races i'd include in the jorge + dani race recs post#and i'm never quite sure whether to include the disaster races. like i personally find them funny and character building#but i think if you want to check out races for a rider you probably don't want the 'wow they were such a fucking idiot here' tour#i did include qatar 2004 for valentino and argentina 2018 for marc so maybe i'll throw in a cute motegi 2005#//#brr brr#obviously jorge's problem was always that there's not really been all that many marc premier class races you could justify a ban for#marc got very good very fast at flirting with the line. like handing out that kind of sanction over say aragon '13 would've been ridiculous#i agree that a race ban over argentina 2018 would've been warranted. also lbr portimao last year was a howler#but proooobably only argentina is justifiable. can't teach him a lesson if he doesn't give you *quite* enough of an opening
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I didn't know Batman Begins was filmed in Chicago
#pickle pontificates#very funny so far. this is why I don't watch movies#i have no taste or decorum and am either bored or laughing at things that aren't supposed to be funny the entire time#it is fun to point at buildings like ''oh i know that one'' though#edit post finishing the movie: i did not like it at all#should have either taken itself a little more seriously or a little less seriously#it was right in the sweet spot between those where it just felt lame#and the stakes did not feel personal at all. it was so weirdly detached. like his parents died find a way to make me care movie please#and like. I'm not comparing it to better movies in different genres. I'm talking even in terms of early 2000s superhero movies#i still did not like it.#like the raimi spiderman trilogy is objectively pretty cheesy but it was fun and i cared what the characters were getting up to#like i spent a few minutes thinking about that and i wish I'd spent my time rewatching that now#cause i was having more fun thinking about it for 5 minutes than i had watching the bat man angst about fear for 2 hours
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turns out making friends in your adulthood isnt only difficult for the reason of not spending enough time with the same group of people as you do in school, but that new people you meet and spend lots of time with can be fucking irritating even if they mean well
#or that's how it's with me idk#and if i'd start naming the reasons/instances i'd sound crazy bc it's small things but they piss me ooooofffffff#you dont get my funny you dont get my personality you dont get a bit of my lore you ask the obvious you point out dumb things#and then youre not funny & so offline we cant connect on that level you make unfunny jokes show me shit i wouldve laughed about 5+ years ago#AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH IT PISSES ME OFF THAT IT PISSES ME OFF MAN WTF#good fine i'll be cursed forever with not being able to make close friends as i've been able to find & keep anyone growing up#*havent been able to#kms oh my god#just had to get this out somewhere#nesi rants
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I have to say that some of my favorite text posts I've ever made are in my next collection and I'm excited to share them
#well at least I think they're funny alskfjgds#and most of them end up being for Chase because he's perfect to match funny things to because he's fun to mess with (if you catch my vibe)#hopefully I'll get them done today or tomorrow though#usually I'd never say anything like this but I'm just really happy with them because they're fucking funny imo#I hope some of you find some of them funny and if not then that's embarrassing for me to post this lmao#personal
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Let’s put it all on the line, see who’s victorious (Patreon)
#Doodles#Just Desserts#Villainsona#IRL vent stuff in the tags be warned#I've mentioned offhand that Kaiein is inspired by various sources but overall mostly on one person#And I've been very low contact with that person for years now - but I'm going to meet with them in the near future#I'm nervous as you can imagine haha#But I'd like it infinitely more to have to change Kaiein than to have him reinforced so I'm trying to feel hopeful as well#Either way I'm prepared. Either I get to do some rewriting or I have a very well-worn established outlet#Haha - it's a bit funny actually since there's no one-to-one translation but there is a kind of asymmetrical equivalence going on here#I pretty much never include my family in my sonas' stories - which is double funny since I love being an older sibling so much lol#That aspect rarely makes it into my sonas! I guess I feel like it's not my place to make characters for my loved ones lol#But IRL they're my support system <3 I'm in good hands and I trust them to have my back with what I need to face#And Charm has her wings! The Staff! She has something to rely on that make her more capable and confident!#It's not The Same Thing but it's how it feels ♥ The power of love and friendship!! It makes me stronger!!#And that's what makes the difference between Charm as a villain and a Hero :)#I used her TVAU outfit here - or one of the temps anyway :P - but honestly this is probably how S2 would go down hehe <3#You're no match for Charm when she knows she's loved!! She'll fight you to full defeat!#I wonder how he'd react#Guess I'll find out real soon#Wish me luck
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like he must kinda drive you insane
feat. toby moody defending kallio in the replies for those keeping an eye on the stoner/moody axis
#an entire generation of motogp riders blessed by casey stoner making at least one deeply annoying remark about them#tagging the team is so funny#//#brr brr#//ht#the lore here is that casey was kallio's teammate in 2004 125cc and kallio was the replacement rider for casey in 2009#and casey makes a pretty funny just WILDLY unnecessary side swipe at him in his autobiography that i honestly need to post separately#it only didn't make the casey casual rudeness compilation because i treat everything in the autobiography as premeditated violence#but it is genuinely pretty foul... this tweet where casey continues the cycle of violence does not make up for it#this might just be a me thing but i would genuinely take the active antagonism valentino got directed at him in the autobiography#over the way some of the other riders were included. like yeah sure call me a reckless overrated manipulative bastard i can live with that#i can't even explain it but i'd personally find the jorge treatment for instance so much more annoying than the valentino treatment#the shanghai 2008 confidence section would give me genuine headloss and i don't even have a professional athlete sized ego i don't think
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Omfg I just listened to I Sent My Therapist To Therapy (Alec Benjamin's new single) and it is SO good!!! Like I heard the first clip on tiktok and it was great so I was kinda expecting the rest of the song to suck (as tends to happen w songs on tiktok) but it really doesnt!!
#i find it really funny actually#like local dude goes to therapy and gives a vauge rundown on the tiptop of the iceburg#but its so fucked that the therapist just goes 'i thought I'd seen it all but holy shit dude i think i need therapy now'#AND THEN#they run into eachother at a store later and the therapist tells him that the therapist he(the therapist) went to see said the same thing!!!#this man sent two therapists to terapy with his fucked trauma!!!!!!#music rambles#peri personal
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anyway i was thinking in hypotheticals to figure out how i think about the concept of forgiveness in various scenarios (as one does while brushing their teeth yk yk) and one of the situations my brain gave me was "what would you do if you were william afton's cashier at walmart"
#thought you guys might enjoy this lmao#the concept was basically in a scenario where he's not an active threat/is relatively reformed/whatever#would i find it to be within my ethics to use a 15 second interaction with him as an opportunity to somehow punish him for what he's done#(and the answer was no. that's not rlly my think i don't think.)#but the image is just rlly funny to me#actually i work at a food pantry so the stakes would be higher#as it implies he can't get food elsewhere#but i'd serve him there obv bc i think we should feed even the shittiest of ppl right??#smth smth any method of unpersoning a person gives a state a vested interest in jailing political prisoners yadda ya#can you tell i like philosophy#anyway i came to the conclusion that he'd get a strained attempt of basic politeness in a scenario where i'm a stranger#though if he was registering me as michael in this scenario i'd leave#if that makes sense#thing not think. i can spel i promis
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man. very very somber feeling when i actively choose not to call out blatant ableism i see on a post because i just cant take the backlash i might get for it.
#the way ableism has a strong chokehold on even otherwise progressive ppl is really just so. fucked.#its one of those posts that every1 is having fun being ableist and if i said nything i'd be dragged for it#its a act that seems so normalized in all of socitety that even politely saying to not do it makes ppl attack u for being nitpicky#or somthing like that#obviously the other side of things is that its very dehumanizing and cruel#please please please PLEASE be kind to ppl whos disabilities or conditions cause facial differences#or ones that affect how their body or skin or appearance looks#its not okay its not funny its very very bad#does not matter if person in question is not a good person#find something else to point out my goodness#even worse is when ppl say ''this is what being bigoted does to you''#or something like that#NOT true
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im sorry but why tf did shadow toss the photo of Maria and Gerald like u dumbass ur gonna forget. and before u say ' but he's the ultimate lifeform! ' bruh already got amnesia once now bros gonna be 30857 years old lying on his death bed rambling about Maria maybe if u didn't throw the fucking photo we wouldn't be here would we shadow the dumbass hedgehog
#shadow the hedgehog#I love him tho#I just find it funny#why would he do that#is he okay#personally I'd never do that#ig its like 'letting go'#but bro its okay to... hold onto things.#if I threw away any photo of my dad#I think id just end it all tbf
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Me right now: "The Smitten is just like me for real."
Like???? I hope not??????
#lile god i hope he isn't??? i hope I'm not like that???#...ok i do be like that to a degree i can't lie#like haha i understand your intense need to die a great death for someone you love and your preoccupation with the chase but not the result#and your immense disregard for yourself as a person which leads you to or perhaps is the consequence of transforming into a tool#a role and an object but it's never enough is it and you'll never be enough will you? and the clock on the wall it keeps on ticking#and you repeat 'this is how it's supposed to be'. and if you look inside yourself you will see that there is no yourself to look in.#if you look inside yourself you will find a shadow in the body of someone else#like ah boy just like me you subscribe to the Folk story but there is no curtain to roll when the dragon is slain#you get the girl and what then? if you don't die then what then? maybe if you destroy yourself enough you will achieve something#maybe if you tear your chest open the curtains will fall. otherwise the only thing left is 'what am i supposed to do?'#the one thing that I pray we don't have in common is his tendency to make caricatures of people in his head#like uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh i hope i don't do that.#which reminds me kinda funny how people were giving him way more slack when just Dam//sel existed. like i disliked him more back then#because The Da//msel is VISCERALLY horrifying to me. cannot stress how physically nauseous the chapter makes me#which might sound ironic considering I'm the biggest pioneer of 'boooo if anyone ever gets to know the real me I'm packing my bags#and leaving. nobody is allowed to interpret me the correct way. if you know me you don't. i hope you misunderstand every word i say.'#but i see a very thick line between not understanding me and between making up an idealised smooth harmless caricature of me#that you attempt to shove me into. like. the song The Projectionist by Aurelio Voltaire is what I'm referring to#and that's horrifying to me. like ah no not again please. a few times in my life was enough.#I'd say that simply 'not understanding' is Spec//tre and TPA//TD. And those routes are depressing#but not horrifying. they're like 'haha oh god that's me. don't mind my tears.' but Dam//sel is like...genuine horror. to me.#and HA//E actually made my opinion of Smi//tten better because like no no I get him. I also get H//AE Prin//cess. like haha that's me. ow.#Like haha girl the way you are incapable of saying the words 'i want' and cannot bear to say what you feel or think because you aren't#supposed to; it isn't what you should do; you should cave in and make others happy; don't you WANT to make others happy and who#gave you the right to even want something anyway; well it reminds me of the mirror in my house
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