#These and incorrect quote generator are always so accurate. HoW?!

[ralibo14]

It think it's the accurate time to post this.

My source (Pinterest):

[ronance4everbrainrot]

Some even even more little descendants incorrect quotes with mostly Glassheart/CharmingHeart

(and other ships)

Chad: Adulting is hard.

Chad: How do I quit?

Chloe: Time travel.

Red: Die.

(sheesh. Also CHAD! HIII)

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Chad: So you’re dating Chloe?

Red: What? No! I’m just buying them an accessory since they have terrible fashion sense.

Chad: That’s literally a wedding ring.

(To be fair. Maybe they don't have wedding rings in wonderland, and Red is genuinely just buying her accessories. But not because Chloe doesn't have style. She just wants to give Chloe stuff.)

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Cinderella: Red, when’s your birthday?

Red: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

Chloe: …So we know when to wish you a happy birthday.

+

Chloe: You have some serious intimacy issues

(canon)

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Chloe: You know, I really wish you’d just admit you made a mistake sometimes.

Chad, stirring their coffee: I prefer it with salt.

(he would never admit he's wrong. He'd just word his way around it)

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Chloe: How stupid do you think I am?!

Dizzy: You really want an honest answer to that?

(Chloe is oblivious to her attraction to Red. Their fighting is actually flirting)

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Chad: If you don't stop talking, I'm going to jump out of that window.

Chloe: ...We're on the ground floor.

Chad: I know but I want a dramatic exit.

(Go off drama king ✨)

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Chad: Ow!

Dizzy: What’s wrong?

Chad: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Dizzy: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

(canon. Also oof)

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Computer: Please enter a password.

Chad: *types in Chloe*

Computer: Your password is too weak.

Chad: How fucking DARE YOU-

(Slay big brother. He knows what's up)

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Audrey: Hey!

Chad: What do you want?

Audrey: Remember what we were talking about yesterday?

Chad: Nope.

(Yes king. Stand your ground. keep away from her)

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Audrey: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.

Chad: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.

Audrey: They're not.

Chad: Haha, very funny.

Audrey: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?

Chad: No... what happened?

Audrey: ...Why would you fall for this again-

(I think that's what they were talking about. And he's mad)

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*The gang's thoughts on stabbing*

Audrey: Would never stab anyone.

Chloe: Would stab someone in retaliation.

Dizzy: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.

Celia: Would stab without warning.

Red: Would stab as a warning.

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Chad: It depends, I guess

(the charming siblings +cousin and their girlfriends)

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Chloe, singing: I don’t want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need—

Red: A family.

Audrey: A better love life.

Celia: Mental stability.

Dizzy: Money

Chad: *clueless* Bagels?

(... yeah-)

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Chloe: Go to hell!

Red: Where do you think I come from?

(Wonderland basically is Hell with The Queen of Hearts)

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Dizzy: You got a date yet Celia?

Celia: No...

Dizzy: Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

(Slay ✨🙏. Which I had that confidence)

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Dizzy: Hey Chloe, wanna third wheel on my date with Celia tomorrow?

Chloe: Sure.

Dizzy: Red! Wanna third wheel on my date with Celia tomorrow?

Red: ..sure, I gues-

Dizzy: Great! I've always wanted to go on a double date!

Red & Chloe: ...

Chloe: Dizzy...

(You'll thank her later, Chloe.)

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Dizzy: I honestly feel like some of our conversations here are almost word-for-word accurate to the generator.

Celia: Yup.

Red: Maybe the generator is watching us.

Chloe: Wouldn't that imply this conversation will be added?

Dizzy: ...

Dizzy: Wait—

(Oh no. They found out! Got to run!)

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Hope you liked it!

I ship Chad and Audrey as Exes

Also I want Chad and Chloe interactions in the next movie. Would love it if Dizzy was also there.

Anyway

Byeeee

[in-flvx]

Look... the point of all the "sirius and james are extraordinarily bright" posts is NOT to say that needing or even just WANTING to study between tests is smth that makes remus (the person this usually is about) less intelligent than he actually was, nor to shit on people who do that, or call them dumb.

We know for a fact that sirius considers snape a highly intelligent person. And snape spent most of his time after the dada owl revising. He does make fun of him for the way he writes, but not for the fact that he keeps writing until the papers are collected. He never says a word about remus deciding to study more, other than that it's not his preferred way to spend the time between exams. He regards all of the golden trios comments as equally valuable, even though hermione studies the most, and the others just do it when necessary.

Sirius has a good understanding of the divide between book smarts and street smarts, and he doesn't discriminate. He enjoys the Wensley twins ingenuity, and Harry's joy in quidditch, he regards mundungus fletchers intel as important and dumbledores plans as overall working for the grand scheme. He never shows impatience with remus' way of regarding the world around them (other than when sirius is bored and remus wants him to study with him)

The point of this is never. NEVER. That remus is stupid in any kind of way. Nobody thinks that wanting to study for exams is a sign of stupidity. If that were the case, there would be a large part of the fandom who think of hermione as barely literate or whatever. Bc she studies all the times, as well as between exams. But this is not the case.

The point of the "james and sirius were smart though" posts is this: they became animagi at 15, and helped peter to do the same. They developed the two way mirrors (once again, most accurate and reliable form of long distance communication in the wizarding world) at some point before their last year. They were two of the people who developed the map of hogwarts after all of that. They also were regarded as incredibly bright by Minerva McGonagall (who rarely gives out compliments EVER - even to those she likes, yet she was complimenting sirius at his worst), Flitwick at the same time, snape whenever he went on one of his angry rants about james, hagrid whenever he felt like it, and dumbledore - regularly about james, once about sirius after his death.

So. Again.

The point of these posts is not to be mean to remus for shits and giggles.

It's about the fact that most of marauders art and writing almost compulsively includes lines and comments about sirius and james being stupid. It's about the trend of making james a himbo - to only show his intelligence in some arbitrary grades, if ever, and to make the people around him always commenting on his stupidity.

It's about the fact that all of sirius' accomplishments have to be sourced out to remus. Its about how sirius' general interest in the world at large has to be focused solely to the fact that he wants to fuck remus. Or be fucked by him whatever.

Its about all those stupid ass incorrect quotes that call sirius and james stupid to their faces. It's about all the fics that do the same.

This isn't about the sirius fans calling remus stupid, or showing him in a light that makes him look stupid.

It's about the fact that it's barely possible to find anything about sirius or james in which they aren't explicitly called stupid in the text of the incorrect quote, art, or fic presenting them. Always in service of making remus, lily, and regulus look more intelligent

[vanillaxoshi]

Boboiboy Elementals Seperated - Incorrect Quotes I found on the generator edition

*The Kokotiam is about to do something dangerous* 
Ying: Shouldn’t someone give a pep talk? 
Fang: Go ahead. 
Boboiboy: Be careful. 
Qually: Don’t die?
Yaya: I think we’ll be fine!
Gopal: Great. We’re all very inspired.

Gopal: Hey Person C, can you give me the opposite of these words? 
Gopal: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down. 
Solar: Never, Going, To, Give, You- 
Solar: The fucking satisfaction.

Kira’na, to Gempa and Ais:*holding the Voltra sword out in front of them* Are you or are you not an enemy of the people?! 
Ais: ... 
Gempa: ... 
Ais: That is such an open-ended question. 
Gempa: It really depends on a lot of different factors-

Adudu: You wanna fight?! You got one! 
Boboiboy: Okay! *raises fists* 
*Halilintar runs in, scoops Boboiboy up in their arms, and runs away carrying him* 
Adudu:

Adudu: What

Doctor: How the hell are you still alive? 
Boboiboy: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.

Blaze, trying to comfort Boboiboy: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

Yaya: An apple a day keeps the doctor away! 
Duri: An apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough!

Blaze: I have an idea. 
Boboiboy: A good idea? 
Blaze: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Gempa: I’d like to live through a week that’s not a whole new verse of “We Didn’t Start the Fire.”

Halilintar: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

Gempa: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults! 
Taufan: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best? 
Gempa: Obviously. Now, Duri, pass the shovel.

Fang: When's the last time you slept? 
Solar: Uh... a few days ago, I think. 
Fang: A few- how many?
Solar: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers... 
Fang: What you need is sleep!

Duri: “I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy” I would.
Blaze: “I’m not gonna sink to their level” I will. Coward. 
Solar: “I’m the bigger person” I’m 150cm tall give me the gun.

Is this lore accurate? Perhaps.




I dont exactly know how to respond to this other than wonderful quotes

Wonderful fitful roles

Well from what i think

Some of these are just chaos and loving Duri being the violent one here

[storiesofsung]

Obey Me Rewrite - the Passion Project

Note: spoilers below the cut

I’ve always been in love with the game obey me and been super passionate about it as a long time fan however the game itself is kind of lacking.

Obviously it does what it does well, it’s a dating simulator about demons from hell but what I mean is it lacks potential.

I love the characters and their relationships with each other and the overall concept, that is what made me fall in love with it in the first place however I do have my own issues with the game not as a dating simulation but as a story.

To give you more context:

Characterization

- characters are given great potential with interesting backstories and fun personalities however the direction the game takes them completely wastes any sort of progression as interesting 3 dimensional characters

Example: Satan - he is shown to show personal struggle with a sort of inferiority complex with the way he was brought into this world (or hell) by people only viewing him as an extension of Lucifer and only as wrath, not as an individual living being. He works hard to create a name for himself and he prides himself on wisdom. He has a strong character and one of the best self restraint in terms of anger I dare say (he did attack mc but honestly from the way he was acting in Nightbringer it is progression) plus he is calm and collected and obviously by now a respected demon. Though he knowledgeable in itself, he still has issues to work with, one being working out his difficulties with Lucifer, (maybe) coming to terms with the way he was born and the trauma he went through when Lilith fell (he technically felt Lucifer’s pain). Instead as the series progressed we only saw him a soft cat boy, cmon 😀.

There are much more examples of this in fact all of them have such wasted potential, I’m not going to go in depth (unless someone asks me to hehe) but a very notable mention I would also like to make is

Example 2: MC - I’m not going to comment on how they are dull or has no personality because actually they can be very sassy depending on which options you choose. Also the mc is supposed to just be a self insert so I understand that enough. Anyways what I would like to give note to is the fact that mc forgave belphie right away after he I don’t know KILLED US? Or should I say, more accurately, the game forced us to forgive him so we would have the belphie lovey dovey options (no hate to belphie stans I’m just saying). What I mean to say is that we shouldn’t have not forgiven him you know, honestly it’s more of pacing. We COULD have forgiven him and actually that would be interesting development and a look into their backstory as angels, however there was no real progression towards forgiveness or us even being remotely scared of him (I may be wrong on this but I remember belphie and mc becoming besties real quick with no hard feelings) like the snappy mc incorrect quotes I think would actually fit well into the story as well as proper talk and real progression towards forgiveness.

2. Concepts and storylines

This is slightly less of an issue but I do take slight to the way the game handles storylines. Season 1 was the best (in my opinion) because it was less of “uwu mc marry me” content and more of demons being demons.

Alright so this really bugged me but I don’t like how MC is a a descendant of Lilith, like I know the brothers and Lilith are not blood related and are honestly more found family and that MC and Lilith and so far related (in terms of how many generations were between them) that they barely share dna I believe (in terms of physical dna and all that good stuff not the angelic powers) but I’ve always found it kind of gross but I guess that’s just a me problem…

I’m going to take the next part of my issues with concepts and storyline as general as possible but it’s really long but… hell doesn’t feel like hell, or should I say devildom doesn’t sound like hell

There is technology in other depictions of hell (like Hazbin hotel) but that’s done better because it’s not so emphasized (I know DDD is part of the game but I think they drive the technology bit overboard) it’s a lot less subtle and hell just feels like an abridged human world with slight magic involved.

The demons don’t even act like demons or look like demons, as hot as their demon forms are they look like emo teenagers that just discovered hot topic like girl bye 😭. They don’t act remotely demonic like sometimes, and everything just seems like a cosplay is the best way I can describe it. I know it’s 12+ and not 18+ but I really enjoy the more gorey fanfic versions of obey me concepts because that feels like hell, it brings out emotions in me of shocked scared and surprised which is what Dre me into the game in the first place, not a bunch of boys going to play dress up and harass the MC.

I have much more problems with the game( I still love so obviously I’m gonna play it) but this is more of a rant and I just played Nightbringer so I hope there is more lore that resolves some of my issues but yeah!

I’m not that skilled of a writer or anything but I would really like to try and rewrite obey me as a kind of “real hell” as a passion project, obviouslt no characters, or anything trademarked belong to me this is more of for fun. Again I’m not that experienced so if anyone would like to give me tips on how to write or would lousy like to chat about obey me, about this rant and other issues or just obey me in general feel free to dm me I’m always looking for more obey me stuff hehe but yeah, or actually honestly I just want your opinion on this.

I know it’s not that deep it’s a game about horny demons but it still means a lot to me and I hope you guys understand where I’m coming from. Thank you.

[raveimp]

Vex: Truth or dare? Raven: Truth. Vex: How many hours have you slept this week? Raven: Raven: Dare. Vex: Go to sleep. Raven: I don't like this game.

Vex: Where are you going? Raven: Hell, eventually.

Raven: *trying to get five seconds of sleep* Vex, poking Raven’s arm: Raven Raven. Raven. Raven. Raven: WHAT? Vex: …We’re out of Capri Suns—

Raven: This is Vex, they’re… not my assistant, some other word. Vex: I’m their carer. Raven: Yeah, my carer. They care so I don’t have to.

from: incorrect quotes generator! :D

Is this made by AI or somethin? Why is it so accurate hshshhshs especially the sleep part, Raven/Rag is always awake, his thick dark circles and serious face explain it right? If I could meet him directly I would love to shout at him "fuck your insomnia! go to sleep, you're fucking tired!" Lemme visualize these chats soon if I have free time.

[rogue-bard]

Incorrect quotes posts are so funny to me because they're always like

Character A: Hello.

Character B: Hello yourself.

#incorrectcharacteraandcharacterbquotes

And everyone in the tags is loosing their mind about how accurate this complete generic quote that literally everyone could be caught saying, is to their blorbos A and B.

[surroundedbypearls]

Incorrect Quotes Tag Game

I was tagged by @andromeda-grace and you can read their post here! Thanks for tagging me!

Rules: use this link to generate character quotes

I didn't decide which WIP to do this for until I generated my first quote, then decided to do it for Homebirds, because I liked the thought of the multiple character quotes. I just did a couple of them until my 8 protags were accounted for:

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Eli: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be? Hari: Maybe a bit tipsy? Isaac: Drunk. Dean: Wasted. Logan: Dead.

***

Catherine: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple "thank you" is all I need. Catherine: Not all this "how did you get into my house" business.

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Eli, writing in their diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

***

Margot: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder. Margot: *glares at Denise* Denise: Well, sorry I have morals!

(These were so funny and quite accurate)

Tagging @cherrybombfangirlwrites, @the-grim-and-sanguine, @zestymimblo and anyone else who wants to do it!

[katsune-nya]

~♡~ Rules and Blog Info ~♡~

Masterlist

100 Followers Celebration (Open).

Requests: OPEN!

Paypal.

♡ Me (Everything about me.)

Kat/Kiya.

It/Its + She/Her + They/Them.

Greyace.

Greyaro.

White+native Latinx.

Spanish/English.

Comfort characters: Mammon, Diavolo, Luke, Julian, Tetta (i know, something's deeply wrong with me), Yuzuha, Draken, Akkun...

♡ Fandoms:

- Obey me.

- Tokyo Revengers.

- Naruto (Shippuden).

- The Arcana

- Harry Potter (Fuck JKR)

♡ I will write:

- Tokyo Revengers for now but i'm gonna take other fandom requests into consideration.

- Chats, Tweets, One Shots, Drabbles, Multi-Chapter, Incorrect Quotes.

- Most timelines, just give it a try.

- Canon past, present and future.

- Fem! + GN! + Male! Reader (forgive me if i write men wrong, im just a pretty lil thing uno).

- Different body types.

- LGBTQ+.

- Fluff, Smut and Angst.

- SFW: All characters.

- NSFW: All except Mana, Luna, Mochi, Mucho, Osanai (hate that bitch).

- Kinks: All of em except like SCAT i guess, but like, ask for something and i'll think about it, no judgement, i love you, Freaks ♡.

- Monogamous and Poly.

- Generally problematic content, like Ran and Rin double teaming you or full CNC or Dub-Con hehe ♡.

- Some drugs, haven't tried enough to make most accurate tho.

♡ I wont write:

- Anything regarding race/ethnicity (except latinx cause i am) unless its something superficial, since i dont believe i would do a good job portraying experiences i haven't had.

♡ DNF if:

- You are a bigot.

- You are under 18 years old or dont have your age on your bio.

- You kinkshame (Unless kink shaming is your kink u know).

♡ How to interact:

-Be respectful towards yourself, me, and the others.

-On or Off anon, both are fine!

-Same for requests, yoo don't need to follow me but it's apreciated.

-Send all the asks you want! I love talking to people but i might not answer right away due to my mental health.

-Feel free to request! I reserve to myself the right to write or not any work, but i will not judge for anything you ask, so feel safe to go ahead, and always ask politely.

♡ Meanings:

-SFW: Safe For Work, pg content.

-NSFW: Not Safe For Work, mature content.

-Dub-Con: Dubious consent.

-CNC: Consensual Non-Consent. The Kink of roleplaying a Non-Consensual scene.

-NonCon: Non-Consensual.

[lunala8368]

Yo-Kai Watch Incorrect Quotes Part 4

Bear: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not! Katie: Bear, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday. Bear: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it! Nate: ...It was a bug. Bear: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not! Katie: ... Nate: ... Bear: Stop looking at me like that!

*Katie is in the kitchen and she hears a crash from the living room* Katie, running into the living room: WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!?! Jibanyan, looking at the broken TV screen and the remote on the floor: I was trying to throw the remote onto the TV stand! Katie: And Nate didn’t stop you?! Jibanyan, pointing at a sleeping Nate: He's been asleep for the past three hours. Whisper, floating in, oblivious to the situation: Hey guys- Whisper, realizing: Wait, is the TV broken? Why?! Katie, pointing at Jibanyan: He threw the remote onto the TV stand. Whisper: Come on! That’s the 5th time this week and it’s 2 in the morning on a Tuesday! Nate, waking up to see the situation: *yawns* How long was I out? Nate, seeing the broken TV: OH GOSH NOT AGAIN! JIBANYAN, I TOLD YOU NOT TO! Jibanyan: You were asleep! And I always take a window of opportunity when I see it! Katie and Whisper, in unison: But you broke the- Jibanyan: My work here is done. If anyone asks, I was never. *dashes out of the living room*

*The gang when they drop food on the floor* Katie: Aw man. *Throws it away* Whisper: Five second rule! Jibanyan: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor* Nate: *Sobs on the floor*

Katie: Why are you smiling? Whisper: What? I can’t just be happy? Nate: Jibanyan tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Nate: I have a question. Katie: Shoot. Nate: Is the S or C in scent silent? Whisper: F*** you, I’m going to be thinking about this all day. Katie: Okay well, cent is pronounced the same way as scent so I’m gonna say the S is silent. Nate: Okay, but sent is also spelled the same way. Whisper: Google says that the C was added in the late seventeenth century, so I guess the S is silent. Jibanyan: Plot twist, both the S and the C are silent and the E actually makes the sss sound. Whisper: Jibanyan is not allowed to talk anymore.

Nate: Wait a minute, how did this happen? We're smarter than this! Whisper: Apparently, we're not.

Nate: You know, people treat me like a god. Whisper: How? Nate: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

Whisper: I honestly feel like some of our conversations here are almost word-for-word accurate to the generator. Jibanyan: Yup. Nate: Maybe the generator is watching us. Whisper: Wouldn't that imply this conversation will be added? Whisper: ... Whisper: Wait—

Part 1/2/3

[banavalope]

Calling it an ARG isn’t just ‘technically’ incorrect its 100% incorrect. It wasn’t even a fandom thing the creator made it as an art project and it blew up overwhelmingly and now they don’t even want to do it anymore

Look bud, you’ve kind of got me between a rock and a hard place here. The artist has asked people not use his words as artillery against each other, and quoting him directly is the only way I can accurately respond to you, so we've come to an impasse.

Anyway I wanna talk about ARG semantics instead, which is an interesting conversation we can both have together.

It involves analyzing analog horror as a whole to understand how we've arrived at having both a modern, and a traditional, definition of ARG.

To make a long story short, just in the event you're not here in good faith or perhaps don't like reading long essays - also to like. Do everyone a favor rq - the word people are looking for to properly define Welcome Home is ergodic analog horror. This is the umbrella term you're all looking for. Ergodic. We're moving on now.

Might I also recommend two video essays I love if you find this topic interesting: Ergodic Literature: The Weirdest Book Genre by CloudCuckooCountry and History of Analog Horror by Alex Hera

So lets ask: What makes something (not Welcome Home, we're not talking about that anymore, I do literally mean Something in General) "technically" an ARG?

Our modern day definition of an ARG has quite honestly become interchangeable with the term ergodic literature, most likely due to "ergodic literature" being an obscure term; however, the evolution of the analog horror genre subverting what it means to be "a game" is a much more likely cause that I think is important to appreciate.

By traditional definition - perhaps having been lost to time, this was the early 00s after all - an ARG is only a proper ARG when there is a game master orchestrating a game, and the story does not, will not, and can not progress without player participation. There are quite a few famous ARGs our there that went on for years before being finished because the participants got stuck. It's entirely on you to finish the narrative. Think of them like global LARP sessions, a lot of visiting physical locations to get your next clue is involved.

There are lots of traditional ARGs, some famous ones include projects like I Love Bees, Blair Witch Project, and the very infamous "Hey Peabrain, you teleport?" that happened right here on tumblr dot com. These games are my experience with defining what is or isn't an ARG.

Of course, time moves on with or without us, and I've come to accept that ARG is a broader term than it was before.

It's important to note that ARGs are the direct birth parent of modern analog horror. In fact, while analog horror has always existed as a sort of artistic backdrop, it wasn't a named genre until Local58 offhandedly defined itself with the term "analog horror". Many well known analog horror projects such as Mandela Catelogue, Gemini Home Entertainment, or Mystery Flesh Pit National Park, take much of their inspiration from the groundwork Local58 laid, and took to calling themselves analog horror as well, as one might expect.

Now, these influential supergiants are in, what you might call, "read only" format. Audience participation is not needed for the story to progress, which is a necessary component of an ARG.

Until it isn't!

Looking at art projects like This House Has People In It, Liminal Land, Doki Doki Liturature Club, or House of Leaves - just to name a few - they are all alternate reality "games" (one of them is literally a game). AR"G"'s, if you will.

The narrative presents itself as being contained, but very much is asking you to engage with it, if you so choose. They lay out clues to be found that take you to the next Easter Egg, and a deeper story can be ascertained, but only if you want. This is, technically, an ARG.

You can also just choose to play Doki Doki without digging into the sound files and extracting the meta data to get the secret art, or just watch This House Has People In It without finding the related secret website explaining Links Disease, either option is a "correct" way to read the media. You only stand to gain a different perspective by looking into more.

Which again, that's ergodic literature.

But these projects are famously considered ARGs.

These projects were huge, some of them mainstream, and were a lot of people's first time introduction to analog horror and ergodic literature. Some of these self define as an ARG when that's technically incorrect.

Altruistically, what these projects are accomplishing, is creating accessibility to the game space of the ARG genre. Cherrypicking all the self contained, gamelike elements, without committing to orchestrating a game. Traditional ARGs are typically extremely time sensitive, and one might "miss out" for arriving late to an event, or having limited access to necessary tools. Perhaps some people feel unsafe at the prospect of going to an unknown physical location, on the hope it's part of the game. Traditional ARGs were once incredibly niche for that reason. Modern AR"G"s keep this to a minimum, if not outright omit it in favor of telling a good story.

I'm not sure if there's a recent example out there of a traditional ARG, other than Hey Peabrain? Certainly there are some, to be honest with you I've moved on from traditional ARGs in favor of modern ones and other analog horror media subgenres, but my point being that they're becoming less common as they're increasingly replaced by Hunt-A-Killer style story ""games"". Shortly, we'll see some of the same evolutions begin to happen as digital horror outpaces analog horror as the shiny new popular horror genre. With digital horror's inclusion of formats like tiktok, I would expect to see us circle around again to traditional games being explored within the alternate reality space, as it lends itself well to that kind of thing.

In general, people are going to be familiar with this form of ARG, where "game" means "a story asking you to engage with it", and will default to using ARG in that way. In the broader experience of others, ergodic literature is an ARG, even though ARGs are not ergodic literature, technically. Most ARGs calling themself an ARG are not ARGs, mntechnically.

With any luck, this essay was compelling. It's just a thinker, really, I'd be interested to hear what you - or anyone - might think.

I'll reiterate, here, in closing, that by no means is this analysis meant to be seen as being in defence of, or opposition against, how anyone chooses to use the term ARG. I'm making no statements about Welcome Home or the people who took to it as if it were a traditional ARG. Neither am I expressing my opinion on the way fans engage with art projects, or even actual ARGs. That's a whole other conversation we aren't having here.

[thatonesongyouretryingtoremember]

Generating some

Elumax incorrect quotes

During post lemon and queueuing them <2

Generator

Also if ur unfamiliar w/ my incorrect quotes the rating out of 10 is how accurate they are imo

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Lucas: Want to hear a hard riddle?

El: Sure.

Lucas: A rooster laid an egg on a roof. Which way did it roll?

El: ...down?

Lucas: N-

Max: Who cares about which way it rolled, it would be scrambled eggs by then.

Lucas:

Lucas: No, it's that roosters don't lay eggs... Jesus Christ...

8/10 accuracy rating annzbxbhdhdbvxbdb they're literally adorable <2

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*El is telling a story*

Max: Wow, El, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!

Lucas: Romance?

Max: I have a crush on them.

5/10 accuracy this means everything to me

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Max: *finds a note* Hmm, whats this?

El: Hey, that's mine! *tries to grab it*

Max: Aww, it's a love note for Lucas?

El: No-

Max: *opens it*

Max:

El:

Max: I can't read this.

3/10 what is goinging on

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Lucas: Yesterday, I overheard El saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Max replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

8/10 but that's how you get spied on

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Max: Five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and…

El: Was diagnosed with mesothelioma.

Max: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said…

Lucas: You might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies.

Um

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Lucas: Which movie are you and Max going to see tonight?

El: Oh, I always go to whichever movie Max wants.

Lucas: Which one do they want to see?

El: I haven't decided yet.

5/10 elmax movie nights REAL

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El: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Lucas: But are you shuffling?

El: Everyday.

Max: What language are you two speaking??

5/10

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Lucas: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

El: But are you shuffling?

Lucas: Everyday.

Max: What language are you two speaking??

10/10 Lucas saying "make no mistake" with the utmost confidence <22

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El: So... what’s goin’ on?

Lucas: You want the long version or the short version?

El, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?

Lucas: Shit’s fucked.

El: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.

10/10 the fact this was the one Max wasn't speaking in their name for Max is "the short one"

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*Lucas teaching El to drive and taking Max along for the ride*

Lucas: That's a pothole. To the left!

El: Take it back now y'all *Drives into pothole*

Max, sticking their face into the front over the center console: Cha Cha real smooth.

El: I don't think that's how the song goes.

Lucas, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.

El: Country Roads.

Max: To the place.

El and Max in unison: I Belong!

Lucas, crying harder: What the fuck?

10/10 let Lucas be frustrated with their chaotic antics challenge let El drive challenge let Max be happy challenge

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El: I need 28 lightbulbs for 28 ducks.

Lucas: Ducks can’t eat lightbulbs?

Max: I think that’s the point.

El: Exactly. I want my ducks to glow so I can find them.

7/10 so THAT'S what they were planning...

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Lucas: What’s it like being tall?

Lucas: Is it nice?

Lucas: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

El: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Max: It was one time!

10/10 El being the tallest and strongest and Max being the shortest REAL

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El: Guys, Max is missing.

Lucas: Good.

3/10 dw guys he means bc she's awake 😅

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Lucas: So... who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon?

El: We're chopsticks!

Lucas: Well... that's cute!

Lucas: Does that mean you two snuggle together perfectly?

Max: No, it means that if you take the other away, the only thing the other is good for is stabbing.

10/10 accuratte

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El, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Max, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Lucas: What the fuck are you guys doing?

El: Playing systemic oppression.

10/10 but specifically during season 3

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Max: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Lucas. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Lucas!

El: Nope.

Max: In that case, as the archbishop of El's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Lucas right on the lips!!!

4/10 but transmasc/transboy queer El REAL and hopclair my beloved <2

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Lucas: How did you even get in here?

Max: El's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Max's door"!

El: I’m closing the window.

El's staying at the Wheelers in ST5 Lucas was there to witness the gays panicking for a sleepover with Will and Mike

6/10

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Lucas: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

El: They do.

Max: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

7/10 not me rearranging all the quotes for Lucas to ask the philosophical questions- he's just such a curious soul <2

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Max: If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Lucas: Yes.

Max: I love you.

Lucas: It back.

*Later*

El: Why is Max crying face-down on the floor?

10/10 the girls who get it get it

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El & Lucas:*Playing video games*

Max: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?

El: *silence*

Lucas: *silence*

Max, finally figuring it out: ...You two never went to sleep, did you?

El & Lucas in shame: Yeah...

6/10 Max had major fomo she was totally listening the whole night

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Wait the site crashed but the next one was going to be ab the moon :(

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That's all, folks

[away-ward]

The incorrect quote generator isn't always very accurate for the boys over flowers characters, so I don't have many, but here are the ones I've collected over time. I have no idea where the quotes come from. Feel free to copy your favorites.

Edit: forgot to mention the rules. To make it fun, I can't change any of the names even if I think it would be perfect for a different character. It has to be randomly perfect and these are the results.

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Tsukushi: Adulting is hard.

Tsukushi: How do I quit?

Akira: Time travel.

Sojiro: Die.

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Tsukushi: Crushes are the worst. Whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Tsukasa: You always act stupid.

Tsukasa:

Tsukasa: Wait...

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Akira: Where are your parents?

Sojiro: What are parents?

Akira: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.

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Tsukasa: Do you ever feel like exploding? Have you experienced the urge to enter the process of combustion? Has your mind created a logical idea, known as thought, to disperse your body into thousands of particles suddenly?

Sojiro: It’s 3 am, please go back to sleep.

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Sakurako: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere...

Tsukushi: Only as their rodeo clown.

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Akira: Talk dirty to me~

Tsukushi: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high.

Akira: Wha-

Tsukushi: The economy is in shambles.

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Tsukasa: We'll talk about this later.

Tsukushi: Fine, I won’t be listening.

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Shigeru: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

Tsukasa: Okay.

*later*

Ren: Tsukasa! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

Shigeru, whispering: Deny everything.

Tsukasa, loudly: That isn't a chair.

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Tsukasa: You wanna fight?! You got one!

Shigeru: Okay! *raises fists*

*Akira runs in, scoops Shigeru up in his arms, and runs away carrying her*

Tsukasa:

Tsukasa: What?

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Shigeru: I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—

Tsukushi: Hi.

Shigeru: *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

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Ren, texting Akira: I’m a theif.

Akira: Thief.

Ren: Theif.

Akira: I before E except after C.

Ren: Thceif.

Akira: NO.

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Ren: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?

Sakurako : It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.

Yuki: Three of us saw it, Sakurako . How do you explain that?

Sakurako : *points at Tsukasa* Sleep deprivation. *points at Yuki* Paranoia. *points at Sojiro* Delusional personality disorder.

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Shigeru: Go ahead, Tsukasa. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry.

Sakurako : Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation.

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Sakurako, to Tsukasa: You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—

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Shigeru: Bro-

Akira: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Akira: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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Ren, grinning: Before you were what?

Sojiro: Before I was-

Ren: What?

Sojiro: Before I was inter-

Ren: Before you were interrupted?

Sojiro: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll-

Ren: What?

Sojiro: *makes frustrated sound*

Tsukushi, nervously: Stop that. Before he hurts you.

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Akira: Life could be worse, Tsukushi.

Tsukushi: Life could be a lot better too!

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Shigeru: I’m sorry, I really flew off the handle back there. It was like the handle was a bald guy going really fast, and I was his toupée.

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Sakurako: You know me, Tsukushi, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters?

Tsukushi: What?

Sakurako: I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”

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Akira: Okay, help me, please!

Sakurako: Got two words for you.

Akira: I bet they won't be helpful.

Sakurako: Your problem.

Akira: I was right.

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Sakurako: My only talent is being stress.

Tsukushi: Don't you mean stressed?

Sakurako: No.

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Tsukushi: We have a problem.

Sojiro: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Shigeru: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.

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Shigeru: What do you guys do when you're stressed?

Tsukushi: Try and calm myself down!

Ren: Sleep.

Tsukasa: Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out.

Sakurako: I don't.

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*playing twister*

Sakurako: Right hand red.

Sojiro: *ends up on top of Tsukasa*

Tsukasa: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

Sakurako: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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Akira: Are you trying to seduce me?

Sojiro: Why, are you seducible?

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Tsukasa: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into-

Ren: You sleep with a teddybear.

Tsukasa: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS!

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Tsukasa: Social distancing says you shouldn't be within an elbow's distance of each other.

*later, in a barfight*

Tsukasa: Social distancing doesn't say nothing about feet! *kicks opponent in the face*

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Shigeru: All in all, a 100% successful trip.

Sojiro: But we lost Akira.

Shigeru: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

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Sojiro, to Sakurako: You drink too much, swear too much, and your morals are highly questionable.

Sakurako: …

Sojiro: You are everything I’ve ever wanted in a best friend.

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Shigeru: Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but—

Tsukasa: Thats because your too short to do so.

Shigeru: ...Listen here you fucking—

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Ren: Do you even, cuddle, bro? Do you even lift, bro… each other up with kindness? Do you tell your loved ones that you care about them regardless of who is listening? DO YOU EVER RESOLVE CONFLICTS, EMOTIONAL ISSUES THROUGH COMPROMISE AND COMPASSION RATHER THAN ANGER AND DENIAL?!

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Sakurako: This date is boring!

Sojiro: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Sakurako: Then why did you invite me?

Sojiro: I didnt, I specifically said "don't come with me," then you said, "fuck you Sojiro I'll do whatever I want!

[raichana]

Incorrect Quotes Tag

Oh this seems like Chaos... lets do this! tagged by @card-queen here

Rules: Use this link to generate incorrect quotes for your OCs!

Darious: So you’re dating Kenji? Raichana: What? No! I’m just buying them an accessory since they have terrible fashion sense. Darious: That’s literally a wedding ring.

BWAHAHAHHA omg Darious would be so confused if the person he travelled with an loved more then anything were planning to marry his brother... just perfection

Kenji: Punch me in the face. Ceilla: …Punch you? Kenji: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me? Ceilla: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.

Considering Arianna would 100% think this it makes sense that it would also work for Ciella

Raichana: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be? Darious: Maybe a bit tipsy? Al: Drunk. Kenji: Wasted. Desi: Dead.

omg this is too good and so painfully accurate

Ceilla: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows. Raichana: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

The only thing that would have been better is instead of Ciella Al's name were there

Magic

OK one more

Raichana: Do you even, cuddle, bro? Do you even lift, bro… each other up with kindness? Do you tell your loved ones that you care about them regardless of who is listening? DO YOU EVER RESOLVE CONFLICTS, EMOTIONAL ISSUES THROUGH COMPROMISE AND COMPASSION RATHER THAN ANGER AND DENIAL?!

I am dead, this generator has murdered me I love it

I tag @greywaysart @teresashiho-artblog @prilaja-artblog and @cloudedpoetry

[oceangirl24]

Incorrect Quotes

I started this yesterday and got hopelessly sidetracked doing it and never made a post.

Honestly, I'm glad now I didn't because I really needed the laugh tonight.

Onto the game.

@writingpotato07 tagged me for this. I am so thankful that you did. You have no idea how much this game has helped me.

Rules: Use this generator to generate incorrect quotes and tag people!

Tagging: @mikaharuka, @lena-hills @hylianjo @tsunderewatermelon

@bleepbloopbotz and anyone who wants to join in the laughs

What gets me about these is how accurate they were for the characters the majority of the time.

I chose my MCs: Jon and Audrey, and Jon, Shawn, and Audrey. There are so many good ones, but here are my favorites. And there are a lot!

Jon: Audrey and I are so close we even share a toothbrush. 

Audrey: We what?

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Audrey: *watching the squad's shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand? 

Jon: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list. 

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Jon: Audrey, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason. 

Audrey, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky. 

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Audrey: Is Shawn always like this when he loses?

Jon: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015.

Shawn: You bumped that table and you know it!

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Audrey: Sometimes I like to place my hands on someone’s cheeks, look into their eyes... 

Audrey: ...And violently jerk their head until it snaps. 

Jon: ...That took an unexpected turn. 

Shawn: So did their neck. 

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Jon: So, Shawn is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night. 

Audrey: Why? 

Jon: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row. 

Shawn, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass. 

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Shawn: Is this your plan B? 

Jon: Technically, this is plan P. 

Shawn: Plan P? Is there a plan M? 

Jon: Yes, but I marry Audrey in plan M. 

Audrey: I like plan M. 

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Audrey: I really like Eminem. 

Shawn: I prefer skittles. 

Jon: She's talking about the rapper. 

Shawn: Why would she eat the wrapper? 

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Shawn: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. 

Audrey: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. 

Shawn: Not when you’re playing with Jon, it’s not. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.” 

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Shawn: You know what bothers me? Bats. Why can bats fly? 

Jon: Not again! 

Shawn: No. Seriously, who gave them the right? They're mammals! Mammals walk on land, no exceptions. 

Audrey: Just wait until you hear about whales. 

Shawn: What now? 

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Shawn: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk? 

Audrey: The final boss. 

Jon: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right? 

Shawn: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer! 

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Jon, at Audrey: Would you like to stay for dinner? 

Shawn, from the kitchen: Would you like to stay forever!?! 

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Shawn: Hey, Audrey you're smart, tell me what would happen if I chugged 3 gallons of chloroform. 

Audrey: Have you ever been to a mortuary? 

Shawn: Yea, my grandma lives there. 

Jon: That is the worst response to that question. 

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Audrey: Self-care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically. 

Jon: Self-care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self-care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self-care is the fear in your enemies' eyes. 

Shawn : Self-care is stealing someone's birthday cake just to eat the frosting. 

Jon: If you touch my birthday cake, I’ll make you eat your hands. 

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Rugrats, anyone???

Audrey: Jon, what are you doing?

Jon: Making chocolate pudding.

Audrey: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

Jon: Because I've lost control of my life.

Jon: Here's your pudding, Shawn.

Shawn: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

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Shawn, to Audrey: …And I need you and Jon to help, and by "help" I mean "do everything."

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Audrey: I have a bad feeling about this…

Shawn: What do you mean?

Audrey: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble?

Shawn: No?

Jon: That actually explains so much.

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Shawn: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.

Jon: What's the surprise?

Audrey: Blood poisoning.

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Shawn: I don't like bugs. Jon, are you even listening to me? Jon: I seem to have misplaced my ant farm.

Shawn, at Audrey: MOOOOOM!

[indecentpause]

Incorrect Quotes

tagged by @oh-no-another-idea! I've always wanted to do one of these but I never understood how they were done; like, did you just pick a random quote you like and slap character names on there? but it's just a random generator! I love it!

Rules: use this (https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator) quote generator & list as many quotes as you like using characters from your WIPs!

Josselin: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.

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Meara: I'm allergic to death.

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Danny: I just found out that humans are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth. (omg he's barely in Puzzle but this is so accurate)

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Inspector Montague, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK.

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Inspector Montague: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.

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Josselin, lying on the floor, depressed: I'll never be a cop. I'm gonna have to be a robber.

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Danny: Welcome to my very first vlog, in which I try different hair products! Danny: *sprays hairspray in their mouth* Danny: Well, right off the bat I can tell you this one is not very good.

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Danny: The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.

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Inspector Montague: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges.

Unfortunately there were no good ones for Frankie :(

I could go all day but this is already pretty long, so I'm gonna tag @kaiusvnoir @magic-is-something-we-create @reeseweston (if y'all want) to share with my some incorrect quotes!