#The-snake-whispers
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cosmos-tent · 3 months ago
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Reblog if ur a rq piece of shit that should kys (keep yourself safe) lol/satire
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twrps · 6 months ago
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Is this anything (link to the compilation)
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cosmos-tent · 3 months ago
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This same asshole sent the same message to us they must have like no fucking life if their main concern is sending suicide threats to minors -🐍⛈️
KYSKYSKYS RQ PIECE OF SHIT FUCKING DIE
Nah, I have shit to live for unlike you clearly wasting your time. Telling kids to die
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crystallizsch · 10 months ago
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hi i bring you at this hour a jamil viper eye appreciation post for my the people's pleasure
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ineffable-xenanigans · 2 months ago
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Whisper
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Go on... this apple will give you...
...my contribution to week 7 of the Ineffable Prompt-A-Thon by @ineffablyruined.
Edited to add: I thought of a lil limerick to go along with it lol
There once was a Garden of Eden where an apple ought not to be eaten. "Taste it, my dear", into her ear whispered Crawly the slithering demon.
Anyways! This was my first time using halftone brushes, and there was definitely a learning curve, but I really love how it turned out!
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Source: quiteunlikely.net/screencaps/displayimage.php?album=652&pid=410863
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koko2unite · 2 years ago
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full pack
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shisasan · 4 months ago
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by Zoltán Boros & Gabor Szikszai
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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 2 years ago
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i've convinced myself that Sunny is a serial gossiper, except the only other dragon that knows is Clay bc they're best buddies <3
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lizzybeeee · 4 days ago
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Who wants to bet that Anders was planned to be in that post-credit's Executor cutscene montage but they changed it to Bartrand when they realized it would go over real badly with everyone?
#clarification: 'go over way worse than it already is now lmao'#you're telling me that everyone from Loghain/Corypheous/Bartrand/Magisters Sidereal were all 'guided' or some shit#and not anders?!!!#someone had probably realized that it'd look real bad to imply that Anders only acted because of the guidance of some shadow Illuminati#that he only blew up the chantry because some snake man whispered in his ear and went HISS HISS HISSSSSS BLOW UP THE CHANTRY BITCH HISS#and not because the building was representative of the system that had systematically allowed mages to be abused for literal ages!!!#HE REMOVED THE CHANCE OF COMPROMISE BECAUSE THERE WAS NONE#they taught the people to fear mages and justified it with faith#a faith abused/omitted/adapted to suit their own narrative#they then gave those people they taught to fear weapons and told them to protect/enforce the chantry's doctrine#they looked the other way at abuse because to confront it head on would shake the foundation of the system their authority was built upon#to ensure they were loyal/efficient they made the templars dependent on lyrium at the cost of their own mental/physical health#no matter how many good mages and templars there were - the chantry had both groups on a leash and would never have allowed them to change#whatever you think about anders as a character - he wasn't wrong in telling us that the chantry was at the heart of the problem#bless whoever kept anders away from this mess lmao#i love you Anders <3#the only character in all of DA to have agency apparently!!!!#fuck the executors#datv spoilers#datv critical#bioware critical
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ttrpg-smash-pass-vs · 8 months ago
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Yuan-ti Mind Whisperer! You wanted a snake person, right? That's what last tournament taught us? We're just getting every possible variation! Human sized, can turn into a snake, and have magic to hypnotize, charm, read minds, make illusions, and even clean the bedsheets in seconds. They're elusive, sneaky, manipulative, unpredictable, and notorious for making and breaking alliances with multiple competing factions. But hey. we can see that lack of junk down there. Which means it's likely the retractable kind you find on snakes. Y'all know where I'm going with this by now. Hemepenes, double cloaca extension, each hooked up to a separate teste so they don't have to rest while one's recovering!
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worstloki · 3 months ago
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Slightly evil little royal advisor Thor has so much potential......
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cosmos-tent · 4 months ago
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Call my boyfriend Lee Harvey Oswald ‘cause he gives me explosive head.
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twrps · 6 months ago
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You're unusually smiley, Snake!
I'm not Snake, I'm Iroquois Pliskin.
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cyborgpoptart · 3 months ago
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Meant to post this during Pride Month but life gets in the way, ya know? Anyway, I just though this was a really cool reference :P
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raayllum · 1 year ago
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me asking myself if callum would torture someone for information if rayla or ezran's lives were on the line
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fisheito · 4 months ago
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hiya l'il-- medium?...large?? Assorted Sizes-Guy
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oh thanks! i could always use more spices-
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. what am i supposed to do with this.
#surrounded by henchmen (smaller Me's) i peer reproachfully into my inbox#2: ...get him pregnant?#*slaps 2 upside the head* you absolute GOON he's ALREADY pregnant we can't get him DOUBLE pregnant#2: well... why not? if creatures can have two uteri then i don't see why--#Me: *drags my hand down my face* yes i know but. just. dont#3: Picture this. your snake wife is so full and round (because who knows how many snakelets are in there)#3: one day he has to stop working much earlier than usual. u kno. cuz of the MASS. and he starts getting insecure about his body changes#3: so he touches his tummy . looks up at you with those big eyes and murmurs 'am i... unsightly like this?'#3: and u whisper reassurances to him while kissing his face#3: then u promptly rail him on the nearest comfortable surface to erase any doubt of him being unattractive#Me: ..............WHAT THE FUFK?#3: *shrugs aggressively while maintaining eye contact*#Me: NO. pregnancy isn't even our kink. why are we-#3: not YOUR kink maybe#Me: *incredulous stare* how the-- you know what . Go to the timeout zone. i'm not dealing with this today#4: the ask says 'snakumo' though. Wouldn't he be in snake form then...?#3: so? THIS CHANGES NOTHING.#Me: GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#3: *rolls eyes and mutters while walking away*#5: who's greg?#4: dude you can't be serious. if WE know the meme then YOU know the meme#5: i'm serious. i haven't been online in 16 years#4: look. when you wonder if sex will hurt baby top of head-#Me: WHY ARE WE DISCUSSING THIS?#2: because we are currently engaged in a circle of ppl squicked by pregnancy... who must make pregnancy jokes#4: it's all about the joke potential ya see. gigglemaxxing#Me: *massaging my temples* i'm not ready to be a father. i never will be.#6: KNOCK HIM UP AND EAT HIS EGGS SO U CAN KNOCK HIM UP AGAIN. NO ONE SAID YOU HAVE TO BE A FATHER !#3: (muffled from a distance) HELL YEAH BROTHER#Me: SHUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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