#The pHrase

[thelingering]

Making a compilation of ways to say "You are my beloved" and "You all are my beloveds" in different languages that I translate through the quickly-learned grammar:

"Ty jsi drahý můj" (Sing.) et "Vy jste drazí moje" (Plu.) [Czech/Čeština]

"Wewe ni mpendwa mwangu" (Sing.) et "Nyinyi ni wapendwa wangu" (Plu.) [Swahili/Kiswahili]

"Es meum carissimum" (Sing.) et "Estis mea carissima" (Plu.) [Latin/Latina]

"You are my beloved" (Sing.) et "You all are my beloveds" (Plu.) [English/English]

"Du bist geliebte mein" (Sing.) et "Ihr seid geliebte mein" (Plu.) [German/Deutsch]*

This list is very likely to be incorrect, and is more or less just for my personal tracking XD Feel free to correct me though! I would adore learning a little bit of language

I'll be adding to this intermittently :3

(asterisk - * - after an entry means that I feel more unsure about the translation than I usually am)

[darlingjmiller]

i’ll be the first to say i love npmd but the entire dirty girl song makes me cringe out of existence like i have to have an out of body experience watching that scene idk just me? cool

[nothinggathers]

Nature may have denied Elijah tiddies, but unfortunately he is a billionaire. He probably has implants

Nature unfortunately gave Elijah Kamski big naturals in his youth. @a-feral-coffee-enthusiast likes to torment me with the evidence.

I'm the one denying Elijah possession of tatas now, and implants won't help him because I have access to the tools to remove them.

[justjamesingaround]

In the bedrum. Straight up "hittin it". And by "it", haha, well, let's justr say. the haay

[littleeyesofpallas]

These shenanigans, even the ones that weren't spotlight fights, were just so weirdly captivating as a kid and I couldn't begin to tell you why. I don't think I was even fully aware of who half these characters were at the time

[werevcookie]

exactly why I still haven't seen an edit of spencer reid with slut! by taylor swift???

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[killingmyselfbutnotdying]

"Friends dont look at friends that way" COWARD. I look at my friends with awe in my eyes, my chest is filled with love, im glowing because i get to be near my friends. I look at my friends and i would give them my everything. SO SKILL ISSUE, look at your friends with all the love that you have

[kyidyl]

Guys. Guys, your eyes are orbs. It doesn't matter which way you move them they're still rolling.

[heritageposts]

[maykitz]

if you can stomach it i would recommend watching the body cam footage of the sonya massey killing, i'll try to describe it but it's hardly possible. you can't truly understand the type of extreme, completely volatile aggression that happens with cops if you haven't seen it, and it's captured here very harrowingly.

several officers are in her house, calmly talking with her about her id and vehicle papers for some time. it's routine administrative stuff, no acute danger or stress whatsoever. one of them tells her to take her pot off the stove, remarking that they don't need a fire in the house now, she walks over into the kitchen and complies. he suddenly backs off towards the front door despite already being several feet away. she asks him where he's going, he says "away from your hot, steaming water." she repeats "my hot, steamin' water?" in an amused tone. then adds "i rebuke you in the name of jesus," in a similar tone while pouring the water down the sink. the atmosphere is completely calm, you might even say amiable.

she's at this point still separated from the cops by her kitchen aisle and several feet of additional distance. the cop prompts her to repeat what she said, she repeats her reply about rebuking him in the name of jesus [edit: i didn't phrase this right in the original post; this phrase is not really a joke but rather used similarly to 'perish the thought'- ie rebuking his implication that she would harm them]. she doesn't even realise there's been a complete 180 in his head. he goes "you better fucking not, i will shoot you in your fucking face," she's stunned by the sudden abusive language for half a second, immediately he draws his gun directly at her head, she gets out a panicked "sorry!" and ducks behind the aisle, he rounds the corner into the kitchen specifically to advance right next to her, immediately fires 3 shots at her head from above at minimal distance. she's dead where she stood, or cowered rather, by the sink in her nightgown.

after a few seconds you hear the click of him turning on his body cam, saying "she came at me with a pot of boiling water." for the recording. he also nonchalantly tells his partner there's no need to get a med kit because it was a headshot. it's one of the most clear cut cases ever and it's fully recorded only because his partner did already have the body cam on throughout.

[dogsuffrage]

It's sad at the end of May seeing people reblog the "here it comes!" Pride logos post. You didn't notice that brands have decided it is no longer safe to openly support LGBT rights. The past 2 years have shown a dramatic decline in corporate sponsorship of Pride. And no, we don't care about the corporations, but you should care that they think the general public will oppose their support of LGBT rights. Anyway pay attention. The logos didn't change for Pride. It's bad.

[spitblaze]

you guys gotta stop shipping 30-year-old men and calling it old man yaoi. 30 is really not old. thats just man yaoi

[transgenderboobs]

if mangoes didnt have the pit inside of them they would have to invent a new 8th deadly sin to describe the way i act around them because greed gluttony and lust wouldn't even Begin to cover the heinous depraved things i would do if there wasn't a piece of wood lurking inside to humble me

[sunbloomdew]

do you ever see a person and you are overcome with incredible fondness? and you just think "oh." but not in a romantic or sexual way you are just filled with warmth and it makes you happy, it just does. and you think "i'm so happy you exist. i'm happy you are somewhere out there in the world, doing your thing". it's love but also not entirely

like people are lovely and i feel it in my entire chest like a burning candle that smells like roses and a sunny day