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hold on I think my frontal lobe just developed

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NOW YOU CAN SEARCH SPECIFICALLY FOR FREAKS

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Give a man a horse he’ll eat for a day teach a man to horse and make him drinks water

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maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more

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Blue winged parrot (Neophema chrysostoma) drinking from a puddle on the road, based on this photo

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this is a very important photoshoot and shows The Three Life States

content (holding a frog), horny (holding a frog), and gay (sharing a frog)

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The Dubai Penthouse Bedroom set, from Mara Lepere-Schloop's Instagram

"As promised! IWTVs2 The Dubai Bedroom (built on stage in Prague). One of my favorite sets EVER… that we of course saw very little of. Thanks Rolin. (🖤) Art direction: Martina Ter-Akopowa, Pavel Krejci Set decoration: helene_maroutian Props: ellenfreund Co-Design: kz___ Set Design: Vanda Martinkova

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I actually… love this

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non-practicing human being

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What's the worst way your OTP could become canon? The one that would make you most go from "aaaww yes" to "holy crap NO WHAT'S HAPPENING WHY".

probably if one of them died right after?? or during?? the canonization?? i’d be a wreck aha

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Finding out that Lancelot was apparently the invention of a french writer is absolutely hysterical to me. 12th century french poet sitting around reading arthurian romances and thinking "yeah these stories are pretty good but I think what they really need is a french guy who shows up and fucks arthurs wife"