#The marajahoobie
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It's kinda fucked that we now go through a store page every time we want to play a game. Like, analog days, if I wanted to play a PC game I turned it on and I was playing the game. At no point was I directed through a series of advertisements to access the content. I was not given a catalog to leaf through casually. There may have been some advertising in the box for other products from the company or distributor, like send-away forms in old paperbacks, but that was it. Some fliers I had to go look at on purpose.
In contrast, *the store is now the default opening page*.
You fucking *enter* through the gift shop.
That's some shit to get away with, you know? Disney should have the leg up on that maneuver, they get people they just shot full of Space Mountain adrenaline taking euphoric financial risks, but Steam has it beat. It just shows us things, shows us that some of them are on sale, and tells us that we'd like them, and we backlog ourselves in cold blood.
The question is:
Does it have to be that way?
What would change if we simply had a game store that defaulted to your library,
LIKE IT SHOULD???
Food for thought.
#You boys smokin pot#No bill we're eating it#There's calories in this right#Fisheye#Capitalism#Progressive capitalism#*snort*#good one#Weedposting#the marajahoobie#Steam#Like plenty of contenders but#Fuckin steam#Absolute worst convince me otherwise
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#Polls#i know what i'm talking about#THIS WORLD HAD MANY DOORS ED BOYS#What if trotsky had employed humanist spiders [the human is a pig in this instance]#the marajahoobie
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Why don't anthros wear socks on their tails
I feel like this should be an important part of furry worldbuilding and it's just not there
#free real estate#yeah that one's for free#weedposting#furry#anthro#socks#sock#well??????#the marajahoobie
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"Touch grass" is the most cutting response of our time because it is entirely good advice and it keeps my lazy stoner ass touching the Other Weeds
#Touch grass#And you do and the internet and all the panic of it gets so small again#Nature#Nature is metal#Also touching grass stoned is a whole new layer#The marajahoobie#Not currently riding but boy high nature walks are great#Until a bee goes by your ear#And the buzz sounds about fifty stories high#At that point it is just get me inside. Get me Away#Bees are friends I boop their butts#But jfc#Shit involving me#Dopamine recovery
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"Touch grass" is the most cutting response of our time because it is entirely good advice and it keeps my lazy stoner ass touching the Other Weeds
#Touch grass#And you do and the internet and all the panic of it gets so small again#Nature#Nature is metal#Also touching grass stoned is a whole new layer#The marajahoobie#Not currently riding but boy high nature walks are great#Until a bee goes by your ear#And the buzz sounds about fifty stories high#At that point it is just get me inside. Get me Away#Bees are friends I boop their butts#But jfc#Shit involving me#Dopamine recovery
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Hey self (a borrow-able checklist for everyone freaking out and also high)
Reminder that 100% THC should absolutely have some CBD chasing it if you get the paranoias
Are you paranoid?
Are you sure?
Yeah okay that would make anyone paranoid just like, listen. Do us both a favor.
Count the fish that aren’t in this picture.
Okay, done?
Now walk up and down the stairs, and stretch.
Are you going it or just saying you’re gonna do it after you hit post?
Promise accepted. Take a break and then turn it off a while.
No really, it’ll still be here when you get back.
No, that was not a threat. Go play Pikmin. Or Pokemon. Or both.
Awesome. You got this.
And don’t forget the damned CBD
#affirmation#99% of the magic is one extra fact#and that's that hydrate and move are genuine lifehacks#here i go#you are all tock to me#the marajahoobie
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nice

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#nice#seasonal#the marajahoobie#remember to take a t break before the big day for best results#and stock lots of munchies#NEVER TOKE AND DRIVE#ok have fun
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I was gonna make an achievement badge that was like, a weed leaf in front of an explosion for the delayed power edible but I am actually extremely sleepy so like, pretend I did that.
Oh Don’t Worry I Can See It
Bless yr begonias and dream of candy necklaces and pirates fren 🦋🐗🌸
#hithergreenchapel#like BKOOM#but way mellow#the marajahoobie#i needed this today#sweet#you are all tock to me
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You write the dude from 1928, you clean up after the dude from 1928
#del starves#woundson.jpeg#tswu#sloime comix#somebody put finding nemo on for him before he backwards-engineers the internet#dude's an alchemist#alchemists can't have sativa unsupervised#first it's 'but what IS equivalent and what IS exchange'#next thing you know#you're nina's dad fma#only hojo got a worse fandom rep than that#and that's 'cause he likes it that way#likes it that way a little too much#i am talking about marijuana.#the marajahoobie#fools in april#silliness#a jape gone awry
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I made Mobius strips for my science volunteering thing and still don't understand them, I love this so much
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“someday, I’m gonna do that”
started dabbling with weed in 2013, became a hobbyist by 2015, and movin to somewhere I could get it reliably signed me in as a full-time stoner by 2016
but always, always, minding the tolerance, always gotta make sure you have time to rebound so you’re not constantly upping the dose
tolerance breaks are a real thing, you gotta take some time off and your brain will go back to normal and you can go back to a nice economically feasible low dose, it’s important to plan ahead
which is why for years now I have had the thought
“someday, I’m gonna do that”
but barring one failed attempt in which the potency ended up having long expired (something I attribute fully to the foul air of Desert Bluffs)
because there is only one time in a thousand, and this is the first of all of them
that I take the 100mg edible
one full ass BOX of edibles broken into the form of a crisp coconut cordial
all in my face
at the same time
and let me tell u folks
some shit is worth the wait
#is this a :butterfly: metaphor#the marajahoobie#WE JUMPED OUT A#shhhh#we jumped out a WINDOW#but the presidency
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haha it’s snowing
oh jesus if I hadn’t been informed it was gonna hit after two weeks of sun I woulda assumed Geoff was the last harbinger and
just nodded and continued on with my life lbr it’s 2020
#the year is 2020 our president is a plant#ghostbusters 2016#was about two inches off if that#timeline shenanigans#the marajahoobie#it starts with an earthquake birds snakes and aeroplanes
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Nothing is without meaning in my feral existence. Occam’s razor just gets a bit rusty sometimes.
a source is a source of course of course
#achewood#chris onstad#comix#i’m feeling temper#the marajahoobie#experimental shit#body horror cw#eye horror
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https://at.tumblr.com/delcat177/demareth-cernoid-leporidae-mostly-likely-an-rfid/cbv44s3bcsk9
Del there's no article link
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