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Happy 420
#Moodscapes#420#Magikarp#Pokemon#Who made this#Because i have tried to find the originator#Of the funniest damned magikarp animation ever#but to no avail#Sauce plz#the marajahoobie#420pokemon#420animation#Pictured: me actually#Gif#Blaze it
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It's kinda fucked that we now go through a store page every time we want to play a game. Like, analog days, if I wanted to play a PC game I turned it on and I was playing the game. At no point was I directed through a series of advertisements to access the content. I was not given a catalog to leaf through casually. There may have been some advertising in the box for other products from the company or distributor, like send-away forms in old paperbacks, but that was it. Some fliers I had to go look at on purpose.
In contrast, *the store is now the default opening page*.
You fucking *enter* through the gift shop.
That's some shit to get away with, you know? Disney should have the leg up on that maneuver, they get people they just shot full of Space Mountain adrenaline taking euphoric financial risks, but Steam has it beat. It just shows us things, shows us that some of them are on sale, and tells us that we'd like them, and we backlog ourselves in cold blood.
The question is:
Does it have to be that way?
What would change if we simply had a game store that defaulted to your library,
LIKE IT SHOULD???
Food for thought.
#You boys smokin pot#No bill we're eating it#There's calories in this right#Fisheye#Capitalism#Progressive capitalism#*snort*#good one#Weedposting#the marajahoobie#Steam#Like plenty of contenders but#Fuckin steam#Absolute worst convince me otherwise
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#Polls#i know what i'm talking about#THIS WORLD HAD MANY DOORS ED BOYS#What if trotsky had employed humanist spiders [the human is a pig in this instance]#the marajahoobie
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#Weed#the marajahoobie#Polls#It's all good i was half suspecting#Blease god#Weed people#budtender#weed dispensary#Ganjists#Whoever makes the edibles#You are doing great i love you#But could you POSSIBLY#POSSIBLY#Start PUTTING LABELS on your single use packaging#Just stamp it H or S or I it doesn't hafta be fancy#Although it's worth noting professional chocolatiers sign their work with striping to indicate the center#And the worst an orange creme ever did relatively speaking was disappoint people#(this is kind of genuinely a recurring problem someone get on this thanks)#The dole-rabbit fell to earth before the XXXXXX not by chance but by hurriedness#And is lacking thusly having not prepared#Your best numbers are: 28 172 6666#Fisheye#the weed that makes you scared
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#nice#seasonal#the marajahoobie#remember to take a t break before the big day for best results#and stock lots of munchies#NEVER TOKE AND DRIVE#ok have fun
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https://at.tumblr.com/delcat177/demareth-cernoid-leporidae-mostly-likely-an-rfid/cbv44s3bcsk9
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"Touch grass" is the most cutting response of our time because it is entirely good advice and it keeps my lazy stoner ass touching the Other Weeds
#Touch grass#And you do and the internet and all the panic of it gets so small again#Nature#Nature is metal#Also touching grass stoned is a whole new layer#The marajahoobie#Not currently riding but boy high nature walks are great#Until a bee goes by your ear#And the buzz sounds about fifty stories high#At that point it is just get me inside. Get me Away#Bees are friends I boop their butts#But jfc#Shit involving me#Dopamine recovery
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"Touch grass" is the most cutting response of our time because it is entirely good advice and it keeps my lazy stoner ass touching the Other Weeds
#Touch grass#And you do and the internet and all the panic of it gets so small again#Nature#Nature is metal#Also touching grass stoned is a whole new layer#The marajahoobie#Not currently riding but boy high nature walks are great#Until a bee goes by your ear#And the buzz sounds about fifty stories high#At that point it is just get me inside. Get me Away#Bees are friends I boop their butts#But jfc#Shit involving me#Dopamine recovery
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Hey self (a borrow-able checklist for everyone freaking out and also high)
Reminder that 100% THC should absolutely have some CBD chasing it if you get the paranoias
Are you paranoid?
Are you sure?
Yeah okay that would make anyone paranoid just like, listen. Do us both a favor.
Count the fish that aren’t in this picture.
Okay, done?
Now walk up and down the stairs, and stretch.
Are you going it or just saying you’re gonna do it after you hit post?
Promise accepted. Take a break and then turn it off a while.
No really, it’ll still be here when you get back.
No, that was not a threat. Go play Pikmin. Or Pokemon. Or both.
Awesome. You got this.
And don’t forget the damned CBD
#affirmation#99% of the magic is one extra fact#and that's that hydrate and move are genuine lifehacks#here i go#you are all tock to me#the marajahoobie
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Stoner Sunday
#420#The marajahoobie#Weekendddddd#At last#Weekend is a state of mind#Been a hot second since I visited the capital#food tag#Food cw#Autism#Foodie#Childhood ideal meal#I will eat half a bag of rainbow carrots later#I like to spread the food pyramid around the day OK#Shit involving me
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havin’ a friend over in a legal state
Sloime Comix says consume responsibly
#weed#420#comics#sloime comix#del in a nutshell#absurdism#art#impressionism#slime#slimes#SLIMES GETTING HIGH#WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT#WHAT IS YOUR CHOICE RIGHT NOW#the marajahoobie#del can too draw for shit#i don't use it often and wasn't sure if it was still potent#we're good
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HE GOT THE BABY HIGH TOO D8
:-(
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When I take multiple edibles, I stagger them to maintain a stable high—it’s unadvisable to yo-yo in and out of moods like that, at least in my particular chemical biologies
This effectively means by the time I take the second one, I’ve already absently moved it to three different places on account of the effect of tqk by the first
This is an immense act of self-sabotage, as the first thought when you lose the second edible is not “I left it on the counter when I got my tea”, it’s “I took it fifteen minutes ago and forgot, didn’t I” with the measured calm of a man already flipping through the Pixar catalog and rationing granola bars in his head
#weed#420#420culture#the marajahoobie#congratulations sailer you made it to Friday#consume responsibly
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My chosen name is Del Terance Theodore Scott, and the Theo comes from two good men—Ted “Theodore” Logan and Ted “Dr. Seuss” Geisel. “Terance” is an honorarium to Sir Pterry. This name was forged over many months to precise specification, to honor and reflect two of the most beloved authors in my life. If I could push it beyond two, there’d be a Coville in there.
So guess what movie I’ve actually never seen and somehow remain relatively unspoiled about
@qglas has pleaded with me no fewer than four times to spare myself
“It’s not even—the music is—you know it’s a musical, right?”
“What kind of media do I like Megan”
“*sigh* Bad”
But how bad it be? ...yeah no I haven’t even heard that song I waded among Oncelers and have yet to hear it
I do wanna say before I start that actually I think the Onceler fandom is one of the most impressive social forces on God’s green earth and I genuinely respect their passion for something that’s clearly their bread and butter, I refuse to punch fandom because it’s their Thing and everyone needs a Thing, no matter how outwardly silly or weird it may seem. I ship Victorian era idiots, I have no pearls to clutch. Go you, Onceler fandom, you created so hard and so mightily you left a permanent mark on fandom, and it’s a fascinating one!
That having been said I used to watch the 70s animated Lorax at least twice a week and revisiting it as an adult deepens rather than cheapens the experience so Universal can suck a fuck they misused these rights on every Seuss book they bastardized and they know it
Illumination yer good you do good work you just have some kind of ancient mariner’s curse when it comes to mascots you never expected
(I miss when Minions were just cute little guys </3)
UNTO THE BREACH
ETA:
Actually gonna wait for the edible to hit before we charge in here quick fifteen minutes folx take a knee
(what did you think I was doing this WITHOUT weed?? bruh I wanted to eat those Truffula trees the second I saw them as a kid I think our home library has the bite marks still, if nothing else I am reaping COLORSSSS and TEXTURESSSSS)
#lorax 2012#lorax movie#dr. seuss#about me#UNLESS...#the marajahoobie#if this turns into a liveblog i s2g
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I am gonna fess up and say I am on some real good weed and thought "Wait, does the act of cooking [hobby] desensitize allergies? Something something particles in the air sublingual therapy science??" and I apologize for the misconception. I did know about the cooking effect, but I thank you for spreading that good word ❤️❤️❤️
I am also glad I asked because...
Comrade.......
Tomatoes were the first thing I grew from my own seed packet. I found it under a cushion in the greenhouse (Mom adored gardening, Dad built her a greenhouse, it was beautiful), and god knows how long it had been there, but by God, I planted and I grew. That's when I learned that miraculously, in a hobby considered to be an attainable skill of specialists, even a preschooler can make plants grow.
But I wanted improvement. The tomato but better.
*The cherry tomato entered my life.*
Let us dream together of happier days 😔
My dude did I just see you do tags as to the idea that cooking helps ORAS?? Because I have some allergen stuff going on and I am interested in getting into cooking, I am FASCINATED
It depends strongly on the specific allergen (not every problem protein is broken down by cooking temps/edible acid levels), but yes! Tomatoes are one where the allergen may break down in heat—I can eat ketchup and other tomato-based sauces just fine (though I am not a fan of cooked tomato as a primary flavor, it's at least edible), but raw tomatoes make my mouth feel like it's full of angry bees. Which, like, cherry tomatoes used to be one of my favorite snacks so you can imagine how I feel about this.
Definitely always do a small-scale test first before committing, but if you can't eat something raw you could very well be able to eat it cooked.
#It was before they were even a store thing so much too#And fuck hothouse tomatoes those are not of god#You ruined a perfectly good fruit you gave it anxiety#Allergens#Love ya Imp#🍅 why must you hurt good people#ok yes we did both just admit to eating spider georg levels of your relatives and children#But do you have to hold such a grudge??#*what do you mean gut development proportionate to ingestion you hussy*#Ceres dragon balls#Sativa#Is the answers to that one#the marajahoobie#Foodie#I hate the orange game#Thinking of you#🌰☕🫂
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