#Touch grass

[lesbiandomesticity]

@tags: no and it’s fucking weird and annoying that you all keep pretending a post about my wife is about incest. like genuinely you’re all fucking obnoxious.

you’re sitting across from me in a shitty diner in anywhere, america, and i watch you pour too much creamer in your coffee and i think “i love you.” you look up, catching me staring, and for a moment i think i’m brave enough to say it, but i take too long and the moment passes. i take the balled up straw wraper and flick it at you, pretending that was my plan all along. you laugh. i never want to go another day without hearing that laugh. i think i will have all the time in the world to say it.

[typhlonectes]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[shardanic]

If you are struggling with the new challenges in the Realm of Shadow, remember Melina's simple advice...

[kohlrabi]

Fr

phone is my best friend she would never betray me. what do you mean my brain is being fried by the constant dopamine hits. she just wants me to be happy

[gravityfalls4life]

Imma do one of these note things

20 notes - I'll try to post more gravity falls content more often

30 notes - I'll drink more water daily

50 notes - I'll start drawing everyday

100 notes - I'll start writing my book everyday

150 notes - I'll continue learning Violin (but I can only in September :( )

300 notes - I'll touch grass more

500 notes - I'll ask my dad for a credit card

@sucheonstherapist, @fishy--friend tagged ya because I need people to see this

[vui-kun]

farm arrays 💔 💔 💔

[incognitopolls]

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[radicalrocko234]

Bonjour, OP! Can you please explain a few things to me? I don’t speak Hatredese:

What gives you the right to decide which person is what gender?

Did it ever occur to you that us trans rights activists don’t actually hate women, and are simply upset that you’re (incredibly hypocritically) discriminating against a minority with a high s**cide rate?

Why the actual frick do you care that trans women exist? No, seriously, how does it affect you? I’m half-Hispanic, and I don’t get upset that white people exist. (Then again, unlike you, I seem to have my empathy still intact).

You do know using the word “receipt” the way you did in the tags of your post is stupid, right? What, do all of you radfem bloggers list “hating men, shopping, crossword puzzles, and coming up with definitions for already-existing terms” as your hobbies on your resumes? I swear, if Kiwi Farms didn’t have a history of transphobia, you girls would be at the top of their lolcow list 😂

The Lesbian Project (for actual lesbians) is holding its first ever meeting today in London - so of course 100+ trans activists have turned up to protest that men are not being included

[silvermoon424]

LITERALLY THIS DRIVES ME FUCKING INSANE!!! Most of the culture-war bullshit right-wingers cry about only happens online. They let shitposters and outrage accounts dictate their entire worldview. Like they're not even chronically online, they have a terminal case and will die if they don't touch grass.

Like some random, completely obscure leftie will make a TikTok being like "honestly I think that you should be allowed to kill a baby up until 1 month after birth bc they're not even sentient," which is obviously an insane take but nowhere near mainstream and certainly not a Democratic Party policy. And also the TikTok itself gets 30 likes and everyone in the comments is dunking on OP.

And then Libs of TikTok will find it and make a tweet like "this is what the Democrats want. They keep lying to us and saying that post-birth abortion isn't real but it is! Disgusting freaks. Remember this when it's time to vote." And then her thousands of dumbass fans will spread it like wildfire, leading it to be featured on The Daily Wire, which then leads to it being featured on Fox News, and so on. And then the narrative they're pushing is suddenly "Democrats want to murder your babies!!!!!" Except "Democrats" really just means "this one insane person on TikTok."

Meanwhile elected Republican officials will literally just repeat Nazi talking points but apparently it's not a big deal, stop being so sensitive!

[milksfavcookie]

yeah it’s kinda super crazy how people act like percico is problematic when it’s really not 😭 and no ship is ever worth sending death threats over 👎🏾 let’s touch some grass guys

Been seeing a lot of Percico hate lately. What’s up with that. Stop it. Get some help.

It’s fine if you don’t like Percico. Nobody’s forcing you to like it. But it’s extremely rude to threaten and incite violence on people just cause they like something fictional that you don’t like. All this puritanical anti bullshit needs to stop.

First of all there’s nothing problematic about Percico. Second of all even if there was : fiction does not affect reality in any way at all. And if you think it does you are either too young or too naive and immature to be on the internet yet.

Go play outside. Go touch some grass and make some friends in your neighborhood. Go play hide and seek freeze tag or something.

(If you want to talk about something fictional you don’t like, that’s fine but it’s best talk about in a closed setting where people who do like the thing won’t be able to see it. )

[sighcomics]

take care

[wyllapproves]

A decision you make in a video game does not equate to your morality irl

A decision you make in a video game does not equate to your morality irl

A decision you make in a video game does not equate to your morality irl

A decision you make in a video game does not equate to your morality irl

A decision you make in a video game does not equate to your morality irl

A decision you make in a video game does not equate to your morality irl

A decision you make in a video game does not equate to your morality irl

A decision you make in a video game does not equate to your morality irl

[tinsnip]

Today mister snip and I were talking about judgy weird purity internet culture.

We decided there needs to be a step up from 'touch grass':

Eat grass.

Like: go outside and eat grass. Like a cat. Then barf it up. Get the toxicity out of you and maybe you'll feel better.

[strawberrycheeks27]

Take care of me :)