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TICK TOCK
Mortals, better shut your locks: tonight something is coming to knock
Rex Halloween Special: -1.
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SUMMARY:
Tick tock
In a moment it will come. All Hallows Eve will be upon us and the celebrations could finally begin.
And trust me: you don't want to miss them...
People should know to never trust things that they don't understand. Bravery is often just another word to stupidity, and often are others who pay the price for ones foolishness.
Tick tock
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WARNINGS: Groping; Non Consensual Groping; Rape/Non-Con; Unaware Rape (yeah, you read that right); Finger Sucking; Nipple Play; Anal Sex; Blowjob; Scent Kink; Sweat Kink; Gangbang; Face Sitting; Armpit Kink; Degradation Kink; Rimming/Ass Eating; Double Penetration; Triple Penetration; Spitroasting; Bukkake; Creampie
ADDITIONAL WARNINGS: Impossible Sex; Fantasy Sex: Voodoo Sex; Plushiphilia (sex with dolls and such, it's weird but it makes sense, I promise); Hypnosis; Mind Break; Belly Bulge; Cumflation; sorta macro/micro but not really
#ao3#ao3 writer#ao3 smut#writing smut#smut#gay#gay smut#Rex new life#Rex Brynn#The football team#Felipe Lopez#Dimitri Volkov#halloween#halloween smut#cw monsterfucking#monster smut#monster fucker#human x monster#content warning#voodoo#this one was hard#it probably has tons of errors#but I'm too tired to care#please enjoy
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i was talking to a friend of mine who plays football, and for context i'm worried about joining marching band next year because my most recent ex is in it
i asked my friend what he would do, if someone hurt him like that and if his friends were telling him to just quit football
he told me "kati, i'm not gonna let a cheerleader ruin what i love doing. the game is about how much passion you're gonna put into it, not about who the hell is there with you. that should be the same for you and band, it's about how much you're willing to keep going, not how afraid you are of being around noah. he's a pussy anyway, he's probably be too scared to come near you." (my friend then rubs his jaw where i have punched him before, which caused him to spit up blood for about half an hour)
i was like bestie thank you đ„ș
live by my friend's words, i think he's right :)
#football#bestie#he's actually so nice#he likes to show me edits he makes of the eagles#the football team#and he and i watch fart tiktoks#it's great#i've been thinking of asking him if he wants to go to the winter dance with me#as friends tho#cause i don't like him like that#marching band#orchestra#violin#idk what else to tag#i pensieri di merda di kati
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enemies to lovers? and they were teammates - and roommates? menâs sports have nothing on womenâs sports
and this particular guy... cry harder (imagine if women's sports had the funding, visibility and accessibility men's sports are gifted):
#the amount of men whining about sports media covering the engagement#as if that isnât the real royal wedding of the century#marie philip poulin#laura stacey#team canada#hockey#soccer#football#gay#lgbt#lesbian#queer#sports#sue bird#megan rapinoe#pride month#happy pride đ#pride
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twisted wonderland characters as things i've heard in the locker room.. pt.2
(bet yall werent expecting thisđ anyways yes i am on the boys team because there was no girls team and it is NOT like k drama)
("yuu" is what i responded to what i heard)
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floyd: back up against the wall and bend over
jamil: WHAT
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(for context they were doing tigress poses from kung fu pandađ„)
kalim: ching li chong lang
riddle: okay that's just racist, you can't say that when there are people of color in the room man
yuu: why are you all looking at me im not chinese???
ace: why are you assuming it's chinese? racist.
yuu: oh so that's how it's gonna be? kill yourself.
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jack: okay guys we actually need a strategy to win this match
floyd: coach send me a dick pic
everyone: HE WHAT?!?
(coach meant to send that to his wife and we had an assistant coach for the entire week because he couldn't face any of usđ)
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jamil: you all go assault eachother with balls, i'm out.
ace: lowkey bet, deuce come over here buddy
deuce: in public??
epel: for free??
jack: why is nobody questioning that they've done this before?
leona: how do you know they've done this before huh?
jack: hm.
ruggie: .... HOW DO YOU KNOW???
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kalim: yuu..so you know that girl that i was talking about?
yuu: yeah whats up?
kalim: so last weekend i saw her at a gathering...
yuu: ohhkaayy.??? so did you talk to her
kalim: ask me what type of gathering it was.
yuu: ...????what type of gathering was it?
kalim: a family gathering.
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yuu: yo whats going on i really gotta piss why are you all hogging the toilet?
lilia: they all shared ace's pocket pussy but noone cleaned it
yuu: okay what the fuck.
lilia: yeah, they used eachothers semen as natural lube
yuu: i didnt ask you to continue.
lilia: they might have some sort of penis disease
yuu: why didn't i become a cheerleader.
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jack: okay guys cant we just be a normal football team PLEASE
jamil: i am tired of trying to play footbal only to get fingers shoved up my ass.
vil: you've gotten fingers shoved up your ass?
jamil: look i know your new to the team but.. you haven't? ace, floyd.. are you going easy on the rookies
floyd: nah i broke into his house yesterday
ace: yeah and i hit up his girlfriend
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cater: yo i heard rumors that yuu used to be a man
trey: no way? YUU
yuu: what?
trey: did you have a penis before?
yuu: no but if i did it would for sure be bigger than yours
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ace: bruh sometimes i forget that yuu has a coinslot
jack: ace shut up.
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yuu: bruh sometimes i forget that ace has a penis
ace: i said i'm sorry, your just so masc..
yuu: i will hit you.
jack: yeah its not her fault that she's buff! its okay to have insecurities yuu-
yuu: die
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floyd: i mightve just snorted fiberglass guys
jade: oh
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rook: people with homophobia are so pretty
epel: isn't it heterophobia?
vil: its fucking heterochromia
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deuce: yuu.. this might be shocking but your the only girl that i can talk to without stuttering with
yuu: not shocking at all.
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jamil: what the? WHY THE HELL IS THE WATER FROZEN?! FLOYD
floyd: wasnt me!
jamil: ACE??
ace: dont look at me
jack: jamil calm down i froze them so the water after training could be colder but it didnt melt fast, sorry
jamil: oh no worries man
floyd & ace: THE FAVORITISM???
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lilia: look at malleus.. poor guy, cant believe hes goalie
leona: YO malleus!
malleus: hm? *gets fucking knocked out by the ball*
sebek: OH MY GOD.
lilia: goodnight malleus
#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#twst x yuu#disney twisted wonderland#football team#twisted wonderland smau
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Sometimes I want to bring Morrigan but then I remember I play as a face-tanking rogue and I bring Wynne. Warden Cousland, Morrigan, Wynne / Dragon Age Origins (c) Bioware
#dragon age#dragon age fan art#comic#morrigan#warden cousland#healer#bioware#dao#dragon age origins#hero of ferelden#cousland#wynne#I'm back. I guess.#I did not notice at first but apparently I took a break from tumblr. I've already had several breakdowns over the dashboard.#(turns out I was on the 'for you' tab rather than the 'following' tab. the theme had changed as well. absolutely insufferable.)#I've felt really unconnected for a while but it actually feels better now? as if my tumblr mutuals was the missing link.#very healthy and hot of me ngl#so. I had a two week holiday this year and they were instantly slurped up. it went so fast!#there was this big football thing the week before my holiday - basically teams of teens come from all around the world to play etc.#I heard a girl tell her teammates that 'I'd love to travel on this bus every morning; happy people all around you; just add some music...'#she was also very excited when the bridge opened. the 'happy people' around her sighed bitterly and leaned back for a ten minute wait.#it is thankfully over now. the bus home is no longer stuffed full of football teams. but it's a fun experience for the players etc etc etc#well. in other thrilling news I went to spy on our sister shops during my time off. to see what they do differently. maybe steal some ideas#one store was like an instagram post with fancy teacups and stylish outfits. who knew a second-hand store could be so boring.#the other was like a man-cave with furniture and a passively-aggressive note by the toys stating that 'if u break it u pay. idiot. tnx<3'.#the man-cave was my favourite :)#rant over now! take care and bye etc!
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Akutami Gege Devouring His Son
#jjk spoilers#HAPPY CHAPTER 236#this is a francisco goya parody LOL#saturn devouring his son#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk 236#I KEEP FORGETTING TO POST HERE#CONGRATS GEGE#he finally did it#gege akutami#i read jjk for the love of the game#its like watching football after your team is already eliminated#(i dont watch any sports)#anime only watchers close ur eyes
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âTwo gay people in one friend group is unrealistic!â They play D&D bro. Come on now
#2 of the boys being straight is whatâs unrealistic#this isnât a high school football team#byler#stranger things#mike wheeler#will byers#byler endgame
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teamwork
kinktober, day twenty-six
a/n: ........I mean, how could i not? it's a classic.
summary: âoh, naughty, naughty you,â Tony crossed his arms with a chuckle, âwhat were you hoping to get out of this, huh? Sneak in here and seduce the whole team? Is one just not enough for you?â the rest of the men snickered at his mocking quips.Â
warnings: reader x pro football team!avengers (bf!steve rogers, bucky barnes, pietro maximoff, clint barton, sam wilson, tony stark, thor odinson), smut, slight dubcon, pro athlete au (even though i know the majority of them are american, iâm just gonna say that they play for a team somewhere else just so that i donât have to say soccer, it hurts my soul), the old oops i accidentally walked into the locker room trope, gangbang, everyone's a hoe, established relationship, kissing, size kink, dirty talk, handjobs, oral, thigh riding, unprotected sex, penetrative sex, anal, double penetration, bukkake, spit kink, squirting, impact play, choking, overstimulation, multiple orgasms
word count: 5400
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âYou were amazing out there,â you purred between pecks as Steveâs firm thigh, slotted between your own, rubbed against your core, your short skirt flaring out over the shorts of his uniform.Â
âThank you,â he chuckled, his lips fluttering down your neck as he uttered, âyou know, I think was even better with you in the audience,â nudging his leg more determinedly against you as you melted against the wall he had you pressed against, âlike you brought me luck or something.â
Just then, as you felt yourself begin to soak through your underwear and mark your boyfriendâs uniform, someone from further down the hallway poked their head out of a door and shouted, âhey, Rogers!â reeling back from the crook of your neck with a peeved exhaled, Steve cast his glance in the individual's direction, âcoach wants a word with you in his office.â
âAlright, thanks,â he nodded before turning his attention back to you, arms firm on either side of your head, cosily caging you in as he spoke, âIâll be right back,â his leg reluctantly retracted from your warmth, âthere is lounge down around the corner there that should be on the quiet side about now if you donât wanna wait out here,â he offered a vague nod to his left before dipping down to near your lips one last time.Â
Smile growing wide at his considerateness, you breathed, âokay,â but the kiss you thought he wanted to give to you never came as his nose just ghosted against your own, seemingly savouring the moment before you felt him shift and his finger disappeared below your skirt, âSteve, what are you-,â but the rest of your sentence never saw the light of day as, with a daring smirk on his lips, Steve swiftly kneeled down before you and snatched your underwear down past your knees, keeping his eyes on yours as he methodically manoeuvred your jelly like legs to steal the sodden garment completely.Â
âIâll come find you in a bit, yeah?â he placed a playful peck right above your knees before straightening back up.Â
âSteve!â you hazily giggled as he began to disappear down the corridor.Â
â10 minutes, 15 tops!â he called over his shoulder as he sauntered away from your stunned form, âthen Iâm claiming my prize!âÂ
With a breathy chuckle still billowing from your lips, you pulled out your phone and rounded the corner, scrolling through your options of temporary entertainment as you neared the room that you could supposedly wait in.
Eyes glued to the small screen in your hands, you didnât even glance up as you reached the first door you approached, not assuming there were any other options, you simply pushed it open and strolled in.Â
Fully expecting that you were nearing a couch or something soon, the room youâd blindly entered turned out to not be the lounge youâd thought it was, but instead, the teamâs locker room as you swiftly walked straight into a broad and bare chest.Â
âWow, Iâm sorry-,â your eyes tore away from your screen to finally discover where you were. Vision growing wide, you stared up at the athlete before you, his golden mane rustling from the collision, âI-I-âŠâ
Blinking up at Thor, your own name even escaped your memory as you found yourself in the very last place you should have wandered into.
From off to the side, you heard the voice of Tony holler, âhey sweetheart, fans arenât allowed in here,â before leaning closer to the sandy buzzcut beside him and muttering quietly, âI thought they said they had tightened security around hereâŠâ
With your feet still frozen to the floor, your mouth hung agape as your eyes glazed over the recognisable individuals throughout the room, all in various states of undress. As Thorâs towering form moved past, walking over to snatch up a towel, someone else dexterously took his place, âwait a second, I recognise you,â you blinked back at the guy who rarely left your boyfriendâs side, âyouâre Capâs new girl, arenât you?â
âI-I-, yeah,â you stammered, âIâm sorry, I didnât mean to walk in here-â
âOh, but you did,â Bucky teasingly took a step closer.Â
âI was, uh, looking for the lounge, and I was just staring at my phone,â you swallowed thickly as someone out of the corner of your eye peeled off their shirt, âIâm so sorry, I'll get out,â but as you whirled around to bolt out of there, you just collided with another individual that had slyly slotted in between you and the only way out of here.Â
âYouâre cute,â you heard Bucky continue as you blinked up at Pietro, his athletic physique now completely blocking the exit, just as Thor's, the team's goalie, would do before the vast net during an intense game, âisnât she cute, guys?â
Soft echoes of agreeance bounced off the walls before Pietro smiled down at you, âwhatâs your name, baby?ïżœïżœïżœ his accent sending a shiver straight down your spine.Â
âY/nâŠâ you softly uttered, your heartbeat deafening in your ears, growing and rippling out from where it was still thumping from between your thighs.
âThatâs a pretty name,â his eyes washed over your visage, licking it up like he was at a museum.Â
âSo, tell us, Y/n,â you spun back around at the sound of Buckyâs timbre, âdid you really just not pay attention or did you perhaps walk in here on purpose?â
âNo!â you squeaked, âI swear, I didnât-â
âBecause I think you were trying to catch a little glimpse,â he teasingly cut you off with a soft tilt of his head.Â
âOh, naughty, naughty you,â Tony crossed his arms with a chuckle, âwhat were you hoping to get out of this, huh? Sneak in here and seduce the whole team? Is one just not enough for you?â the rest of the men snickered at his mocking quips.Â
âNo, I wasnât trying anything, I-,â the rest of your plea got suddenly swapped out with a shuttering gasp as the player sitting on the bench beside you had begun to ghost his hand against the goosebump-ridden flesh of your leg, sneakily twisting his position enough to catch a glimpse as his touch carelessly bushed against your short skirt, making it briefly fluff out enough for him to notice.Â
âHey,â Sam boomed to the rest of the team, âsheâs not wearing any panties!â
âSheâs not?â Thor turned his head to join the festivity entirely.
âFuck,â you heard Clint curse gutturally, âyou came to the game like that?â
From right beside him, Tony bit down on his smirk, âwhat a little fucking slutâŠâÂ
âNo, it wasnât-â
But before you could manage to convince them, Pietro pushed your form lightly and sent you directly into Buckyâs waiting arms. With your back arched like a ski slope, your short skirt rose up, covering virtually nothing, especially after youâd had your undergarments stolen, and granted the men behind you a pornographic view of the state Steve had left you in.Â
Catching your chin between his thumb and forefinger, Bucky tilted your head up to catch your hazy eye, âwhy donât you wait here with us?â
âI-âŠâ you blinked back at him, feeling your chest rise and fall rapidly against his.Â
âRogers wonât mind,â he shook his head reassuringly, fingers shifting to gently caress youâre your heated cheek, âpromise.â
âYeah,â Pietroâs voice resonated vibrantly from behind you once more, âwe always take good care of his girlsâŠâÂ
Utterly spellbound by his ocean gaze, your head nodded fuzzily, âo-okay,â your breaths came in shaky as you spoke, âI guess if you say Steve wouldnât mind, then I could probably just hang out in here for a bit till he gets back.â
âGreat!â Sam clapped his hands together, the sudden noise causing you to jump out of the burly arms that held you.Â
Leaning back against his locker, Clint then asked, âso did you enjoy the game?â
âOh, sure,â with clumsy words flowing from your lips, your eyes traced Thorâs half-naked form as he crossed the room, âit was fun, I mean, you guys played really well, congrats on the win by the way.â
âAw, thanks,â the man your gaze was locked upon sniggered as he settled in beside Tony, then leaned in to mutter in his ear just loud enough for you to catch, âCap really wasnât bluffing about her.â
âDude, I know,â Tony harmonized lowly before raising his voice, âso, Y/n!â he slyly cleared his throat, âyou never did tell us why you came to our game commando. Did you do that for us?â
âOh, I-âŠâ you averted your gaze, attempting to explain it with an airy laugh, âthat wasnât me, Steve kinda stole them a few minutes ago.â
Counting from behind you, Pietro challenged, âoh, Steve stole them, did he now?â
âYeah,â you nodded bashfully.Â
âAnd just why would he do such a thing?â
âI-âŠâ you redirected your vision up towards the ceiling, âI think itâs easy enough to deduce what he was thinking.â
âYeah, but I wanna hear you say it,â Pietro playfully stepped closer, tilting his head to catch your nervous gaze.Â
âCome on, honey,â Samâs tongue flickered out to glisten up his smirk, âdonât get shy on us now.â
Gnawing on your bottom lip, you then confessed with an exhale, ââŠwe were gonna go celebrateâŠâ
âCelebrate? Really?â Buckyâs gaze gleamed back at you in amusement, âwell, that sounds fun, doesnât it sound fun, guys?â he didnât tear his eyes away from you as he countered to the others, their enthusiastic replies swiftly filling the thick air. Slowly leaning in close, he tugged a stray piece of your hair behind your ear, âyou know what I think?â your head instantly shook, hypnotically granting him the answer to continue, âI think we deserve some celebrating as well, donât you think? I mean, it wasnât only Rogers out there on the field. Donât we deserve a prize as well?â
As he cradled your face, all you could do was melt, âI-⊠I guess soâŠâ
Closing the short distance, Bucky planted a feathery kiss upon your lips before tilting his head back ever so slightly to flash you a playful glance, âyeah?â his words were just above a whisper, âyou wanna celebrate with us till Rogers gets back?â
With starry eyes, you blinked back up at the football player and hummed, utterly spellbound, âuh-huh,â before his lips pressed against yours once more, kissing you like there was no tomorrow.Â
Letting go of your face, his silky touch casketed down your form like a waterfall, flutteringly roaming, up and down, each time carelessly catching your skirt and letting it gather up with his hungry movements.Â
As you purred enchantedly against Buckyâs lips, Pietro behind you sank down to his knees, his intentions becoming clear as you began to feel soft pecks flutter across the backs of your thighs, his fingertips raking over your tingling skin in sloppy patterns.Â
But as his caresses danced their way further north up your flesh, I didnât take long before the greedy man dove head first into what he truly wanted to kiss, rendering you to tear away from Buckyâs lips with a dizzying pant, âoh my god,â and bury your face in his brawny chest.Â
Lapping against your soppy folds, Pietro let go of your puffy pearl with a pop, briefly pulling back to share, âfuck, she tastes good.â
âOh yeah?â Thor breathed from the sidelines.Â
âLike fucking sunshine and rainbows,â he elaborated with gravelly desperation in his tone before latching onto your core once more.Â
You barely noticed when people stepped closer, scarcely knowing whose hands were exploring your every inch, all you knew was how incredible they made you feel.Â
Squeezing your boobs through your thin shirt, nipples pebbly and clear through the fabric, you felt Tonyâs breath tickle your ear, âyou mind taking this off for us, sweetheart?â
Eyes fluttering over your shoulder to find him, you simply raised your arms high above your head and let them yank your t-shirt off and merrily discover how you hadnât bothered to put a bra on this morning.Â
Glancing down, you watched as Clint cupped your softness in his wide palms, âdamn, look at these fucking tits,â he gave them a little jiggle before dipping his head down low to place a few pecks along them. With the left of your small buds swiftly getting captured by his lips, a different hand took over palming your right as your fingers found Clintâs short hair, your nails scraping gently along his scalp, âyou like that, hon?â he blinked up at you as he sucked, friskily nipping at your sensitive skin, âyou like having these little nipples played with, huh?â
âMhm,â you nodded hazily as someone reached out to pinch harshly the one not getting slobbered.Â
âWhat else do you like, huh?â Bucky asked, his radiating form still pressed up against you. Capturing your chin, his thumb extended to brush over your lips, âyou like having something in this pretty little mouth of yours?â poking it in, the pad of his finger softly ran across your tongue before your lips enclosed around him, your head blissfully bobbing as you sucked on his digit, âyeah? You wanna suck our cocks?â he retracted his digit, smearing saliva across your cheek as you offered him a foggy nod, âyou think you can handle all of us at once?â
âI donât know if I can,â you admitted with excitement bubbling in your belly, âIâve never been with more than just one person at a time.â
âOh no, really?â Tony rumbled playfully, âyouâve never been shared by more?â he palmed your tit roughly as you craned your neck to gaze at him, âwhat a fucking shame, truly, you deserve to be worshipped like a goddess.â
âDonât you worry, darling,â Thor smirked, âweâll help you,â before Pietro as the last one distanced himself, letting go of your petals with a pop, as you sank down to the floor.
You hadnât really noticed before, but now that you were at the right eye level, it became impossible not to take in the teamâs enthusiasm. Most of them were already touching themselves and some even had already whipped their cocks out, the vision causing your eyelids to flutter as your brain turned molten at the possibilities.Â
âO-oh, wow,â your eyes grew to the size of plates as they tugged their shorts down, âI-I-,â lengths springing free all around you, âI donât know where to startâŠÂ wowâŠâ a giggle suddenly began to bubble out of you as you tore your stare away from their erections to find their eyes, âh-hi.â
Grasping your hand in his, Bucky then wrapped your fingers around his girth, smiling down at you as he throbbed for you, âhey, baby.â
âYouâll all so-,â your dazed gaze flickered around at them all, âwowâŠâ
Raising your other hand up, you enclosed it around Clint, testing out a gentle jerk to gauge their reactions.Â
âYeah, right back at ya,â Clint echoed your compliments as his mouth fell open, utterly spellbound by your tender efforts.Â
Catching Pietroâs eye, you slowly leaned in and gave his tip a sweet kiss, smile wide as you then licked it a few times as if he was a melting ice cream cone on a hot summerâs day, âoh, shit,â he groaned, the grip he had around his base tightening, âopen up for me, baby,â parting your lips, he then slowly rocked forward to fill up your mouth slightly, âyeah, just like that,â you felt his pulse against your tongue, âfuckâŠâ
Head bopping gently at a leisurely pace, drooling blissfully around Pietroâs bulbous head, you shifted your hands, eyes fluttering in an attempt to locate the others, Sam and Thor then instead came to your rescue by seizing your flailing hands and bringing them to what you sought.Â
When you pulled back from Pietro to catch your breath, his dick falling from your swollen lips with a crisp pop, you barely managed to suck in one whole breath before Tonyâs hands seized either side of your face, bringing you close and sliding his cock in past your gasp.Â
âHere you go,â he groaned as he rolled his hips, instantly going so deep that he tickled the back of your throat. With his fist tight around his base, he reluctantly let you come up for air, pulling back so swiftly as if the lack of your warmth pained him, âshow me that tongue, angel,â chest heaving and eyes a daze, your mouth fell open and did as he requested, a hot string of drool promptly dripping from it and connecting to your exposed chest. Grabbing your chin and holding it tight, he leaned down and spit in your mouth, watching only a moment as it sparkled on your tongue before he tapped the weight of his girth against it, playing with it like a rain puddle before he ruthlessly thrust forward so deep that his heavy sack nuzzled against your chin and his tip disappeared deep down your throat, âthere you go, honey,â fingers woven in your hair, he kept you still as he fucked your face, âthere you goâŠâÂ
As Tony selfishly made you choke on his cock, Clint then knelt down beside you and reached under the short skirt that still clung to your hips. One hand still pumping himself, his other fingers found your core.Â
âFuck, sheâs so wet,â he groaned, granting your aching clit a few circles before your pussy practically sucked one of his fingers in from how turned on you were, slipping in with no effect at all. Girth falling from your lips, you let out a shuttering gasp. Pressing his cheek against your own, Clint chuckled lowly, âyou like that, baby?â lavishly caressing your walls ever so slowly, âthat what you need?â
âOh, god,â you panted, eyes fluttering shut, âyes!â
As he offered you another digit, he kept up a dizzying pattern of pumping his fingers into you, petting against a spot that made your pussy sing, only to retract them in order to rub your puffy pearl, repeating the dance till your legs trembled against the cool tile floor.Â
âHow about something else, huh?â Thorâs voice cut through your haze, âyou wanna get that little pussy stretched out by something else?â your frame then jumped as Clint promptly landed a sharp slap against your soppy folds, forcing your eyes to snap open and your mind to race for an answer.Â
Eyes training on Thor, a playful smirk bloomed on your lips, âwhat do you have in mind?â you asked innocently before you leaned in close and swiped your tongue over his leaking tip.Â
Pumping his cock tightly in his fist, he tapped it against your beaming face and chuckled, âyou really want me to spell it out for you?â to which you simply giggled under the weight of his length as a reply, one that swiftly got cut short and morphed into a gasp as Clint beside you plucked you up onto your wobbly feet.Â
Working as the team that they were, they spun you around so that your backside pressed up against Thor. Hiking your skirt far enough up your waist to render it useless, the blonde athlete gazed down at your dripping mess, nuzzled against him and virtually drooling for him to split you open.Â
âLook at thatâŠâ he briefly swiped his cock through your folds, parting them with his girth, âso pretty,â before his hips snapped forward and buried himself completely, âfuckâŠâ
Eyes fluttering closed, you let out a shuttering moan as he held you there for a moment, savouring the euphoric sensation as your spine melted back against his chest. As Thor nuzzled you close, filling your cunt up so much that your knees threatened to give out, you felt stray hands find your tits, twisting and tweaking your nipples teasingly as some others grabbed your palms and guided them towards their cocks, enveloping their own around yours and fucking up into your touch.Â
âHow does she feel?â you heard Tony ask.Â
Grip digging into your hips, Thor eased his length out, just halfway, before slamming it back inside, poking a place that pushed the air out of your lungs, âfucking incredible,â his lips ghosted against the shell of your ear.Â
When a pair of hands found your face, cupping your flaming cheeks, your eyes dreamily blinked open once more to gaze back at Sam. Briefly pressing his lips against yours, it nearly gave you whiplash when they then manoeuvred your spine to bend, bowing down for your mouth to be aligned with Sam's excitement.
âHere you go, sweetheart,â he pumped his cock before you, smile growing wider as your soft tongue began to swipe across him, âdonât forget the nuts,â he lifted his length far enough out of your reach, groaning loudly as you began to drool all over his jewels as he wished, âthatâs it, atta girlâŠâ
Feeling Thorâs hands shift, one of them came to clench your skirt tightly, gathering the fabric on the small of your back and holding onto it as an anchor as the other one descended upon your ass, slapping away in quick succession, just hard enough for it to tingle deliciously.Â
It all felt like a blur, like a dream. A beautiful and intoxicating dream. The kind of dream youâd never wanna wake from.Â
After cumming all over Thorâs cock, in the hazy daze of it all, it took you a moment to realise that they had all switched out, trading places so that Pietro was now behind you, sliding in and out of your clenching cunt, and Clint was before you, sinking his dick so far down your throat that it left an imprint.
âThis how you thought meeting the team would go, huh?â Buckyâs timbre cut through all of the moans, âthis what you expected?â his touch was all over you, so hungry that you could barely keep track of it, âyou expected us to pass you around and fuck your brains out?â gliding his palm down your spine, he then came to fixate on the little rosebud just shy north of where Pietro was having his fill, âhas Cap fucked you here before?â
In between your sloppy pecks across Clintâs cock, you admitted, âa-a couple times.â
âA couple of times,â he chuckled darkly, âreally?â
âWhat a dirty little girl you are, letting your boyfriend fuck you in the ass,â Clint suddenly got down to your level and plucked up your flustered face, bringing you close to his own, âsay it, say that youâre a dirty girl.â
The words promptly flowed from you as if you were hypnotised, âIâm a dirty girl.â
Tapping your cheek lightly with his palm, he ordered, âagain.â
âIâm a dirty girl.â
Slapping your features harsher this time, âone more time, what are you?â
âA-, fuck,â you whined, brows knitted as your pussy filled the room with soppy melodies of desire, âa dirty girl!
Just then, the door to the locker room burst open and in strolled none other than your boyfriend.
âAlright guys, listen up!â he called out before he truly took in the activities heâd just interrupted, âcouch says that-,â but then when his gaze finally trained on your cockdrunk visage, the rest of his important message trailed off, âY/n?âÂ
âOh hey, Cap,â Bucky grinned, none of the players slowing down at the appearance of their leader, âthought weâd keep your girl entertained while you were gone.âÂ
Closing the door behind him, Steve took a slow step forward and sighed, âguys, seriously?â his glare found each and every one of them, âI was gonna talk to her first,â stride leisurely, he moved closer to you, peeling his shirt off as he did so. Kneeling down before you, getting on your level, a warm smile bloomed upon his lips as his eyes locked with your hazy ones, âhey baby.â
âS-Steve,â you whimpered, wanting so badly to explain, but unable to do anything other than melt even further.Â
âHow are you doing, huh?â the back of his knuckles softly ghosted down your cheek as his gentle tone washed over you like a warm cup of tea, âyou still wanna tell me how well I played today or are you too busy telling the rest of the team?âÂ
âNo, please donât go,â you grabbed onto his tender touch, âplease!â
Straightening back up to his full height, he pulled his shorts down and let his cock spring free, slapping his toned abdomen with its enthusiasm.Â
âYou mind?â he offered Pietro a nod before the man complied, easing out, and passing you to Steveâs open arms. Scooping you up, his strong grip curved around your bottom entirely. Pressing your lips to his, you tangled your arms around his neck as he nudged your weeping core against his girth, your cunt already creaming and painting his cock a milky shade.
Carrying you in his arms as if it took no effort at all, Steve raised you up further, aligning you just so before dropping you back down again and letting you sink down onto his dick, the sensation causing a pornographic mewl to escape both of your lips as you let the fevered kiss crumble in order to hide your face in the crook of his neck.
âFucking hell, thatâs it,â Steve groaned, lifting you up and down in his grip like a precious little cocksleeve, âthat what you needed, huh? You needed me to fuck your pretty little hole?â palming your bottom roughly, he them landed a few swift slaps across it causing even more electricity to course throughout you with the sparks of pleasurable pain, âafter the team had their fill, you still needed to feel me?â eyes squeezed shut, your drool smeared against his pulse as you felt him extend a finger and rub a few circles over your other hole, all of the other previous activities already slickening it up enough to make his dance molten and his initiative effortless when he plugged it up, âhave me fuck you in front of all of them, give them a good view of what a beautiful mess theyâve made of you⊠Open your eyes, baby,â hazy vision blinking open, the side of your head stayed plastered against your boyfriendâs broad shoulder as your eyes locked on the spectators, âlook at them, look at what you do to them, look at how much they want you.â
Trembling in his arms, so violently that you convulsed off his cock completely, it wasnât till Sam excitedly pointed out, âoh, sheâs a squirter!â that you noticed the gushing waterfall your high had showered Steve with.
âDamn right she is,â Steve smiled proudly, realigning his tender hold as he pressed a soft peck to your temple, âmy girl is full of many talents,â with long strides, he then walked up to the bench in the middle of the room and slowly laid down upon it, securely holding your molten form close as he shifted, your body completely plastered on top of his as he cheekily spoke, âin fact, Buck, come over here, help me stuff her a bit more, yeah?âÂ
Glance swiftly washing over Tony, Bucky asked, âhey, do you still have that-âÂ
âYep, of course,â Tony didnât need any more to understand, hastily rummaging through his gym bag before tossing his teammate a small bottle of lube, âhere!âÂ
After liberally slickening himself up, you perked up a bit as you felt Buckyâs skin press against your own, your back arching up against his chest as he teased you, nudging his tip against your farmost entrance and rendering your form to yet again give into the ecstasy and recover in a flash.Â
But as soon as he confidently sank in at slow and steady pace, a gasp escaped your lungs, âoh my god!â
âWhat?â Steve smirked beneath you, catching your wild eyes as he teased, âwhat is it, babe? Whatâs he doing?â
Mouth agape and brows tightly knitted, you uttered, âheâs fucking my ass.â
âWhoâs fucking your ass?â Steveâs mockingly sweet tone washed over you.
âBucky,â you whimpered as he eased back out till just the essence of him remained.Â
âWhy donât you look back at him and say thank you?â
Twisting your head, you found his gaze and hazily managed, âthank you, Bucky,â the sensation of him sinking back in and splitting you apart made it nearly impossible to complete the task.Â
âThank you, what?â Steve fished.Â
âThank you for filling up my ass, Bucky.â
Capturing your face, Bucky cradled it in his hands as he smiled, âyouâre so fucking welcome,â before dipping down to steal a sweet kiss, âany time, doll, any timeâŠâÂ
With your nose nuzzled against Buckyâs, your boyfriendâs low voice once more found your ears, âhey baby? Why donât you slide my cock back in, huh? Stretch that little pussy out as well?â
Reaching down to seize it, you hummed fuzzily, âmhm,â before slipping it in, your eyes promptly fluttering shut at the ecstasy.Â
Their thrusts were slow but immensely intense, with a roughness hiding behind the pace that made you tremble between them.Â
âFucking hell, if you donât marry this girl, Cap,â you felt Buckyâs boorish fingers wrap around your delicate throat, âone of us will.â
Fighting to peel your blissful eyes open, you first caught sight of Steveâs adoring features beneath you, gazing between your fuzzy expression and your stretched-out holes as if you were some mystical goddesses. But then your vision glanced across the crowd of professional football players, all fixated on you and nobody else, stroking their cocks to the exact pace your holes got filled.Â
âI-I-, fuck-âŠâ you whimpered as felt yourself once again near the edge.
âWhat, are you gonna cum again, sweetheart?â Steve moaned, rolling his hips up into you in a synchronized rhythm, âI can feel you-, christ, you clench down so fucking tight when youâre all stuffed like this,â he snaked his fingers down to strum your aching and overly sensitive clit, your frame nearly bucking away from him as he bullied the painfully puffy pearl.Â
âItâs too much, fuck-, I donât think I can take it anymore,â you heard yourself cry, feeling as if you might actually pass out.Â
âNo, no, baby, you can, you can,â your boyfriend declared determinedly, not slowing down one bit at the sight of your pout, âyou can take it, you can cum with the both of us inside of you.â
âB-but itâs so much, I-â
âDonât worry, weâve got you, donât we, Buck?â
âRight here, doll,â Buckyâs warm palm slid down your front and grasped your left tit, his whole arm curving over you like a seatbelt holding you upright and close to him, âjust fall and weâll catch you.â
And with that, your pour pussy poured out everything it had, tears spewing from your eyes at the intensity.
âAah!âÂ
Convulsing, you nearly tumbled to the tile below, but they both held you close, safely in their grasp as well as far down on their cocks as your gushing core clambered around them and nearly expelled them entirely.Â
Maybe you fell asleep, for even a second, because thatâs what it felt like when you blinked your eyes open once more to find your drowsy frame situated on the floor, the lingering aid from a few of the men to get you relocated still remaining as you blinked up at all of them.
Had it truly been that many cocks that had in one way or another been inside of you today?
Smiling up at all seven of them from your position on your wobbly knees, you let your mouth fall open and your tongue roll out once last time as they furiously jerked themselves to completion before you, the grin on your face only growing wider as their cum began to paint your skin.
Twitching and panting, the majority still let their touch linger needily as they floated back down to earth.Â
Broad chest heaving with every deep breath, âbabe,â Steve bit down on his smirk as he gazed down at the decorated state you were now in, âsay thank you to the guys for taking such good care of you.âÂ
Making your gaze go on a round to catch each and every one of their doting stares, you uttered breathlessly, âthank you.â
© 2023 thyme-in-a-bubbleÂ
#leaâs writing#kinktober 2023#poly!avengers x reader#steve rogers smut#bucky barnes smut#pietro maximoff smut#clint barton smut#sam wilson smut#tony stark smut#thor odinson smut#avengers smut#steve rogers x reader#bucky barnes x reader#pietro maximoff x reader#clint barton x reader#sam wilson x reader#tony stark x reader#thor odinson x reader#avengers x reader#pro football team!avengers á°
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modern AU seb and clora's first interaction đđ (and by modern AU i actually mean super trope-filled high school romance set in the 80's/90's LOL)
#i need to do ALL the tropes like seb doing the classic 'sneak into her bedroom window' ....and also drive in movies#instead of magic duelling they duel via competing grades LOL. and instead of being a beater seb is on the football team#theyre much more enemies/rivals to lovers in this au than usual too since bookworm vs popular jock. I PROUDLY LOVE MY CLICHES#hogwarts legacy#sebastian sallow#sebastian sallow x mc#sebastian sallow x oc#hogwarts legacy fanart#sebastian sallow fanart#choccyart#clora clemons#clora when she realizes people can be athletic....AND BE SMART??? no fair. HOW COME HE GETS BOTH#u can tell my boss isnt giving me much work this month bc of all the shit i have time to draw LOOL fine by me!!!!!!!#i already have 2 other modern au pages sketched out of them directly after this scene and then them at a house party#im open to more ideas toođđ#omg i just realized if this takes place in the 80s then its flipped from being 1890 to 1980......its perfect
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England men r saur ugerly not u tho arsenal
#this applies to every single English man who doesnât play for arsenal#including but not limited to#the rugby team#the football team#the football league
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When I said Spain were violating child Labour regulations I didnât think they actually were đ
#lamine yamal#sure someoneâs already shared this but help đ#just rest him for the game man let him do his homework đ#euro 2024#spain nt#Iâve actually looked more into this and it is a real law albeit unlikely to be enforced and âŹ30k is a pittance in international football#just funny that if he plays it IS technically against German child Labour laws#but then again so was his debut for Barcelonaâs 1st team when he was 15 so ! carries.#<- not to be misconstrued as being a hater Iâm being tongue in cheek#wish all the best to him heâs a great young talent etc etc but yeah. Barcelona and Spainâs track record wirh teenage players does irk me#a little. hope we see some global restriction on professional minutes for minors but thatâll never happen đ€·ââïž#it all feels great doing stuff young for your age when youâre 16 but then you turn around a few years down the line and realised it was#fucked up and you missed up on so much social development#praga
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#sophia smith#uswnt#team usa#olympics#olympics 2024#soccer#women's soccer#woso#women's sports#wospo#football#women's football
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color me jealous - (pg8)
summary: jealous pedri featuring rĂșben mf dias ;) (model!reader)
dedicated to all the pedri girls <3
You were smiling at your phone while you sipped on the expensive champagne, replaying your Instagram story over and over again, the imagine you posted of the flowers your boyfriend sent to your dressing room before your modelling show never failing to spread a smile to your face. But of course, your happy moment had to be interrupted.
Turning on your heels, a strong scent of perfume met your nose as two arms wrapped tightly around you, the elder woman air kissing your cheeks.
âyou were absolutely beautiful up there, y/n!â The lady, one of whom dresses you wore tonight spoke in an elegant voice yet thick accent you could only recognise as french.
âthank you! the dress was beautiful,â you smiled brightly, the woman giving your hands a squeeze, whispering another few rounds of praises before disappearing somewhere in the gallery to mingle with the rest of the stuck up, posh people. You knew you had to join them, but your thoughts were filled with one person only.
You looked around, your eyes scanning every table, every single corner of the big gallery for Pedri, yet you could not spot him anywhere.
A frown crept to your face, a thousand thoughts filling your mind.
âdid he leave early?â
âwhy would he leave before coming up to you, kissing you and telling you heâs proud of you?â
âmaybe he had a football emergency?â
âfootball emergency this late?â
âI saw Pedri outside taking a phone call a few minutes ago,â the familiar voice of RĂșben Dias came from behind you, making your eyes widen as you whipped your head around, meeting RĂșbenâs warm smile and eyes.
âRĂș? What are you doing here?â You asked, a chuckle escaping your lips as you went in to hug the tall man.
RĂșben laughed, wrapping his arms around you before speaking, âAs if Iâd miss out on seeing you on that runway,â his smile could almost reach his ears as he looked down at you.
While any other girl would absolutely melt under RĂșbenâs eyes, you always made sure to keep a respectful distance, first because you had Pedri who was your person in every possible way and second because you didnât want to fuel into RĂșbenâs flirting too much. You were loving the attention, though.
âthank you! I appreciate it,â you smiled, you were happy to see him, the last time you two had hung out was a long time ago when you were modelling in England, but the Man City player always seemed to have some interest in you, even before you started going out with Pedri a few months ago.
You and RĂșben have always been friendly, sure, he was always playful flirting with you, but whatever attraction you had felt for the portuguese has quickly disappeared when you met Pedri. As soon as RĂșben had posted a picture of the two of you at the gala, arms wrapped around your shoulders as your hand rested on his chest, the fans and media went wild.
It didnât take long for the fans to figure out where the location of the after party of your modelling agency took place, and while Pedri was on the phone with his manager, he couldnât help the frown on his face when the fans a few feet away were chanting RĂșben Diasâ name.
You met Pedri almost six months ago when your best friend insisted on going to a Barcelona game, and while you didnât know much about football at the time, your interest was quickly growing when you saw the man who wore number 8. With the help of a friend of a friend, who happened to be married to one of the players, you stuck around long enough to meet them after the game and you and Pedri became inseparable ever since.
He was confused as to why in the world there were people holding Man City jerseys, chanting the name of another football player, until he checked Instagram and saw the photo that was now on every gossip page. People were speculating, asking if you and him had broken up so short after hard launching your relationship and Pedri hated that more than he liked to admit. He hated being in the spotlight with things like these but he hated even more the way RĂșben fucking Dias held his arm around you.
Back inside, you were laughing at whatever RĂșben had said, your head falling back and your nose scrunching in that adorable way Pedri always said he adores.
Pedri, Pedri, Pedri, Pedri, your mind repeated over and over again.
Your eyes met across the room, his brown eyes softening when your gazes locked. His eyes hid some kind of harshness in them, and you could immediately tell that there was something bothering him, and that something happened to start with an âRâ and end with an âĂșbenâ.
While it was morally wrong to fuel Pedriâs jealousy, you couldnât help yourself and keeping your boyfriend on his toes wouldnât hurt.
Your palm pressed against RĂșbenâs bicep as you leaned up to whisper something in his ear, Pedriâs eye twitching while he watched from afar, wondering what the hell you couldâve said that got RĂșben smiling so brightly. He clenched the glass of whiskey harder in his hands until his knuckles turned white and for a second Pedri considered calling Gavi to help him commit murder, knowing his best friend would definitely help dig away the body.
âyouâre really trying to tick Pedri off, huh?â RĂșben laughed, making you chuckle and making Pedri picture his murder in graphic detail.
âheâs really sweet, I like it when he gets a bit rough and jealous sometimes,â you laughed, shaking your head at RĂșben, your eyes meeting the familiar chocolate brown orbs.
âwhat, like, throw you to the wall rough?â RĂșben raised an eyebrow, but couldnât help the smile that spread to his lips.
âno, not like that,â you laughed knowing you were not about to discuss your sex life with RĂșben, at the after party of your show.
âmi amor?â you heard the soft, familiar voice calling out for you, both you and RĂșben turning to see Pedri.
He looked almost sad, and you couldnât help the pain in your chest when you saw that disappointed glimmer in your boyfriendâs eyes which was probably because you barely got to see him after the show. The quicky in your dressing room before hitting the runway was good tho.
âcan I talk to you for a second?â Pedri dragged his voice, his eyes falling from RĂșben to you, not caring how rude the other football player might consider him, âalone.â
You nodded and bid RĂșben goodbye, thanking him for coming. Pedri was still a golden retriever, so even if he was slightly pissed off because you paid so much attention to RĂșben, he still shook his hand.
âlooking forward to that friendly,â RĂșben said with a slight tease in his voice, making Pedri clench his jaw, he barely recognized himself, he was never this jealous.
âIâm looking forward to rearranging your jawââ Pedri muttered under his breath as you and him walked away, his words caused you to laugh and hit his shoulder.
âcan you not? he was nice to you,â you chuckled, stopping in a secluded spot in the gallery.
âby flirting with you all night? damn, we have different definitions for âniceâ,â Pedri huffed, crossing his arms over his chest as he looked you in the eyes.
Jealousy, rage and so much love and affection was in them. No matter how much you annoyed him, Pedri never seemed to be able to lash out at you and that was the greenest flag you could think of.
âyou did that on purpose didnât you?â he asked, raising an eyebrow when you smiled cheekily, your arms wrapping around his waist and your chin resting on his chest, âyouâre so annoying,â Pedri mumbled when he realised all that overly friendly stuff with RĂșben was an act.
âyou love meee,â you chuckled, laughing at Pedriâs narrowed eyes, knowing he was either plotting your murder or thinking of how to get you back.
His lips curled into a grin, his nose rubbing against yours as he spoke against your lips, âtoo much, mi estrella.â
#pedri smut#pedri one shot#pedri headcanon#pedri fanfic#pedri x y/n#pedri x you#pedri#pedri fluff#pedri imagine#pedri x reader#pedri gonzalez#pedrito#pedro gonzĂĄlez lĂłpez#fc barcelona#football imagine#ruben dias#ruben dias x reader#spain national team#spain nt#footballer x reader#football fic#football
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[cackling] Robin: Why donât you guys find something better to do and pick on someone else-.. or better yet, no one at all! ⊠Titus: Whatâre you gonna do about it, gingy? ⊠Robin: Is that enough, or do I have to knock all your fucking teeth out too? Titus: The fuck-⊠Levi: Dude, the team-.. itâs not worth it. Harry: Heâs right, man. ⊠[raucous laughter] Aster: Whatâs so fun-.. woah, what happened? Harry: Gingy just fucking popped off, man! Threatened to knock Titâs teeth out nâ everything. Aster: Oh my god, and I missed it?! Titus: [scoffs] Iâd like to see him start again. Levi: Maybe let your nose heal first⊠[Levi stifled his laughter as Titus snorted, covering his upper lip with a fresh wave of blood] Aster: Whatâd he sound like? Molly: His voice was deeper than I thought itâd be. Titus: I think he broke my nose⊠⊠Robin: Sorry, Iâm just sick of them treating you like that-.. thinking theyâre better than everyone, itâs pathetic. ⊠Robin: I donât care when itâs me but it pisses me off when they do it to you. Robin: I guess I shouldnât have threatened him though, or punched him quite so hard⊠⊠Robin: What..? Alex: Robin, youâre talking-.. like, a lot. Robin: Oh, yeah⊠[Alex clapped her hands wildly and squealed, failing to conceal her excitement] Alex: Sorry, sorry! I shouldnât make a big deal out of it, I just-.. itâs exciting! Robin: Itâs fine, I donât usually revert once Iâve started. You can be excited. Alex: AAAAAAAAAAAA!
#ts4#sims 4#simblr#ts4 story#sims story#forever in between#fib#robin finch#alexandra sampson#levi sears#harry barrow#titus alaniz#penelope fletcher#madison belrose#molly crenshaw#aster caldwell#lest we forget robin is half oscar#HAH#and titus basically offered himself up as tribute to make a stand tbh so get REKT#fffffkjdfskjd#đ€ș#poor aster missed all the fun#OUGH#i love how secretly amused levi is about all this lmaooo#also.. the football team won't tolerate fighting which is why he didn't fight back#but he's also a lil pussy#semi yay for levi for reminding him tho??#also also.. molly is an old friend of the girlies and a total dork#affectionate#they only let her hang out with them cos she does their homework for them
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twisted wonderland characters as things i've heard in the locker room
(im speaking in the boy locker rooms, im on the boys football team as a chick and i might be called a pick me for it but there was no girls football teamđ)
(btw "yuu" is what i responded to what i heard)
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floyd: uhm.. you guys i might've ate raw salmon and i shit myself
ace: right now??
jamil: i fucking can't with you floyd, last week you made out with a boy and now you got fucking tapeworms or some shit
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kalim: sorry i'm late guys, how is everyone?
jamil: i'm gonna puch you so hard that your dick is gonna go up your throat and your gonna choke on your cock and die!
kalim: so glad i asked
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ace: some guys get off from other guys fingering their asses, who knows
yuu: what the fuck is the context to that?? i went to the toilet for TWO MINUTES
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yuu: well duh i have boobs? what the hell is wrong with y'all i'm not an actual dude
ace: i can tell you have boobs now, i'm looking right at them
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epel: okay i need to be honest with you all, i used to masterbate with motor oil
deuce: wait i used to do that too until my ex saw me when i was whacking off and tried to lit my dick on fire
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ruggie: come on guys we're gonna go play football! no teams
leona: pretty sure you need two teams to play football
jack: yeah that's the whole fucking point
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ace: i neehd.. the uh, the thing that you ball kick around
yuu: are you high?
ace: hi
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floyd: WHOOP WHOOP yeah us upperclassmen win another round!
jamil: did you even measure it?
floyd: yeah with my dick
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yuu : can you guys stop messing around for five minutes please? i'm trying to make us a plan
floyd: why u never match my freak
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kalim: yuu your a girl right?? this cute girl i've been talking to is so sweet and i wanna buy her something
yuu: not a car
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leona: remember when coach benched you because you were "too good"?
ruggie: yeah?
leona: he was lying, you fucking sucked
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floyd: okay everyone take off your shirts!
yuu: no thanks
ace: why not?
yuu: i'd rather not flash you all
ace: good call
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jade: i can't believe i have to perform infront of everyone..
floyd: just do the whip and you'll be fine
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epel: GUYS.. GUYS MY....... INNER EGOIST ARRGHH
jamil: we're not even playing right now???
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floyd: coach is such a boomerrr...
lilia: boomer? more like fossil
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ace: okay everyone important announcement, i have to make a powerpoint on sexual education so can i demonstrate on deuce infront of you all?
deuce: and you say your straight
epel: i don't think deuce likes the idea of public sex
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yuu: i just saw a pad stuck to the ceiling in the girls bathroom
floyd: did you lick it?
#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland x reader#twisted wonderland x yuu#ace#floyd#floyd leech#ace trappola#football team#twisted wonderland smau
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teaching msyelf to draw lamat
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