#The audacity.

[kangals]

me, enjoying a juicy and delicious fresh plum: hello Stellina, I’ll cut you a piece so you can also partake in this tasty goodness 😌

Stellina: 😕

[cupcakesmoothie]

These guys. THESE GAY- I MEAN GUYS

[redversaillesrose]

People saying how much worse Armand is compared to Lestat, have you considered he can do whatever he wants?

[daenystheedreamer]

who is the worst pov character and why is it Jon?

the answer is arys oakheart. TOMATOES TOMATOES!!!!

[marnz]

oh don’t worry, I wasn’t trying to work on that sweater or anything 🤦‍♀️

[theangel-aziraphale]

You know, if you need to empty out the flat a little, you could probably just discorporate a few Erics. There's like what, at least 30 of them in there right now?

EXcuse you?!

I am not doing that!

How dare you even mention it, who do you take me for? Michael?

In fact Michael is that you? Don't you have some mediocre work to be getting on with?

[keischreiber]

In line with the Valentine's Floof, because @mobolanz gave it a like and gave me info, here is your Valentine's letter as promised~

Since this letter is from Reiner, and they do have a taboo dynamic (GO ELDIANS X MARLEYANS) I wondered how Reiner would write his letters, and remembered that little thing that he did in the Lost Girls OVA.

Enjoy decoding~

[modernmanblues]

he looks satisfied with himself.

[spriteofmushrooms]

If you get this, answer w three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs! Anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog :)

Thank you, Ellie! I'm never sure what to say for these, but here goes:

I'm the youngest of four children and the youngest cousin of my generation. The youngest cousin of the next generation is my baby niece, who's eight months old and perfect!

Currently obsessed with perfume (and Jiang Cheng).

I was once invited to "go to Houston this weekend," said yes without asking for any details, and ended up part of a group trying to repossess a Cadillac Escalade from a drug dealer who had bought it under the table from my friend's sister's ex-boyfriend and had PINKY PROMISED!!! to make the payments even though their names weren't on the note and they would face zero repercussions for not paying. A lot of excruciating nothing happened. Don't go to Houston.

[demcngeneral]

Tumblr, why are you recommending people I already follow ? Day #23456789123 with me and tumblr not understanding each other.

( Also hot singles near me aren't helpful )

[wayward-sherlock]

guys my dad and brother went to see ghostbusters without me :(

[ssspringroll]

bro i am starting to think you did not realize what polyamory meant when you said you were into it.

[stalepringle]

“i’ll pick xavier any day” this, “tyler is the one for me” that,

yall kids really split between boy w mommy issues vs boy w daddy issues when my boy eugene—beloved by both his moms, guardian of the bees, professing his love and adoration with honey he h a r v e s t e d himself—otinger is standing right there?

[daenerysbeauty]

brenton thwaites has no business being that pretty with his stupidly soft big brown eyes and nice ass

[libelelle]

ITS NO USE!

[goji-pilled]

"hope 2023 started well"

"i got kink shamed on main"

"sucks unless youre into that"

"nah not like that"

"im praying for your recovery"

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