#The Spring of Middle Ages

[gracegrove]

Steve and Billy being landscaping rivals.

Billy has the lushest, most overflowing flower beds on the block. He also believes in letting his lawn grow wild and free to help the bees cross pollinate and thrive.

Steve is his neighbor, and he is a zealous minimalist. His beds are sparse. Accented with the most precisely carved shrubs and topiaries. He mows his lawn weekly. His edges are pristine.

Billy despises when Steve's lawn clippings get blown onto his precious spring buds, choking out their light. He's dumped his neighbor's moldy pile of sludge on his welcome mat. Steve didn't get the hint. Billy received a tangled mess of dandelions and assorted weeds on his own mat a few days later.

That evening Billy carved an asymmetrical line through the expertly manicured hedgerow dividing their properties.

War.

[exploding-goobery]

My main takeaway from the new Lonely Island song is that Andy can pull off extreme colour coordination to a degree that only the main protagonists of Wes Anderson movies do and someone's gotta capitalise on that.

[heuldoch7b]

HELP I CAN'T STOP SEXUALISING OLD BALD MEN (horus lupercal.)

yjou should keep doing it with your full flaming dragon soul. actually this has had me thinking, how old was he equivalent to like, a standard human, by the time of his passing? like obviously primarchs do not age the same as a normal human, but they still age. was he pushing his 40s at that point? and like now in the current time, how old equiv is guilliman?

40s is not old, thats not even half way to 100. ohhh all of the primarchs who died early, unripened fruit plucked before they could truly become plump and fat with sweet beauty how i mourn you.

[akayna]

I was TAGGED by @moss-wizard for selfie and while today was not the greatest, the prompt of a selfie did get me to go outside to appreciate nature for a minute and pick a tulip from my garden.

And now I tag... Everyone that my phone will let me before the tagging thing craps out on me as usual. All others seeing this please PLEASE assume I've tagged you too. Coz I have. With my heart. And if you don't post your face on the hell site, I will accept any random picture you took this week instead.

@animatedsentientmeat @astro-pterodactyl @a-ya-92 @desirethepositive @env0 @emophaseforever @heart-in-atrophyy @incrediblefiction @kadertins @its-just-boo @lollygagtill @octopusonparade @onestepfootstep @surethatsoundsgay @try5t @teacuprevelry @lov-ally @barillapasta @donttouchthestache @spookydeetzx @queereldritchgalaxyprincess @therebelgalaxy @bakedsailor

[003soy]

can someone make an ichiya timeline im too lazy and dumb and stupid and mostly lazy

[silverskye13]

Sometimes I think living in the middle ages would be fun and then I remember that no medieval peasant will ever know the lizard brain feeling of freezing in a cold building and then stepping outside to the joy and bliss of warm sunlight

[stellarsightz]

Forgot to introduce my pc for a skyrim campaign that my dear friend redd is running, Urzurza "Zuzu" gra-Ugdula, an orsimer fighter. She's a disaster lesbian, beefy as hell and has no idea how doors work.

She's a very honest person who values honour and bravery more than anything. Her new best friend? The biggest liar in all of Tamriel, Rorin Saelinaerith (who belongs to @cicerosfavouritelistener) <3

[demonlorddante]

I think Tom Petty fans are underrated for how crazy they are about that guy

[violetsareblue-selfships]

good morning! <3

[scarecrow-in-a-hatake]

Your little friend gave me some insight, and I have decided you could use some sunscreen on that fair skin of yours. Sunburns and skin cancer are no joke! I wasn't sure if you liked the first quilt so I'm working on another... Shiranui-san suggested silvers and dark greens. Do you have any other colors you'd like? Oh! And I have some dried apples and apricots. He said you didn't like sweet things which is an absolute shame, bless your heart... but I hope the fruit is alright!

Hi again, Oba-san. I'm usually covered up enough not to need sunscreen, but again, thank you for your consideration.

The first quilt was... I'm sorry I didn't thank you for it properly last time, I was a bit out of it. You really didn't have to go to Genma about colors, of all things. The quilt was good. Great, even. There's no need for another. And this fruit— I can't possibly take it. I'm feeding myself just fine, so please, there's no need for all this fuss.

[pinehutch]

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[nickysfacts]

The sarong is around 1,000 years old and yet still is the most elegant wear for the beach!☀️

🏖🎀🏝

[000png]

will zero finally go back to school... stay tuned and find out

[feral-lore-creature]

Not WF related but who the fuck thought Summer was a good season?!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no-

We're NOT going to act like this summer is different, or that it will be "magical", or "relaxing", let alone ENJOYABLE-

When spring comes around, I don't wanna see ANYONE acting like Summer is going to be a great time.

It's gonna be what it always is: A heatstroke inducing hellscape.

Fuck the sun, and its smothering heat.

[tauruswiftie]

about to cry looking at these photos of roman mosaics.... 

[safyresky]

GOOD EVENING plz enjoy these OLD WINTER (and Blaise!) Doodles dating back to like. 2015 to 2019 ish 😅😅😵😵

THE ONE ON THE BOTTOM LEFT. THEY LOOK TOO YOUNG. I AM AWARE. The Blaise beside it looks MUCH better! (actually a decent amount of improvement from 2017 to 2023? nice!) That one's from the beginning of this year for a bit that I still haven't posted (as I need to draw Jack and that scares me lol). It's the same one that has the PANIK Jacqueline 🤣🤣🤣

The bunny slippys Winter is my fave and I am so mad I did not date that one bc damn those slippys look GOOD

the too young Blinter doodle directly follows this old gremlin doodle lol.