#The Real Diana

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

In a very unlady-like rebuke, Lady C reminds the public that she stands 10 toes down for 2 Teams:

Team Charles & Camilla

Team The Duke & Duchess of Windsor

[hiraeth-doux]

[trashrat420]

I present to you, the first wave of Project Eden’s Garden memes, I did it for drdt and now I’m doing it for p:eg, and I am proud to admit that there are no spoilers contained in any of these either

What? Chapter 1 deadly life? I have no idea what you’re talking about. Everyone is alive and well and they’re all friends

[moonlightcycle571]

Lmao I just had a fantastic vision.

The JL fighting a multiversal threat, and the for keeps disappearing into different universes/worlds. While everyone is coming up with ways to travel to apprehend the foe, Captain Marvel has an idea.

Batman: so far, our current multiversal technology is subpar and unable to go at the rate the villain is going.

Flash: while I can travel through universes, it’s going to take a while to l’acte which one they’re on, and even then, they can leave before I even do anything.

Superman: we need a reliable tracker and transport system. Both being crucial elements we don’t have

Captain Marvel: I have an idea.

Cue to the JL all on a random sidewalk, with the clear instructions to ‘wait until they arrive’ and to ‘not move or interfere in any way shape of form’.

Random Truck: *appears out of nowhere, hitting a random pigeon*

JL: huh

Marvel: well that’s going to be an interesting story. Anyways, there you are! Guys, meet Truck-kun!

JL: excuse me???

Truck-kun:

Marvel: Their a bit shy ☺️

JL: …

Truck-kun: *blushes*

JL: how is that even possible??!??!?

They proceed to go in and go through some weird interdimensional car chase, passing by random worlds, spawning through random streets (for some reason, most of them are in Japan), and more importantly, hitting A LOT of people. Old, young, middle aged, animals, even a vending machine at some point. It’s just a slaughter.

The JL is horrified, and Cap is just sitting in his seat, all chill.

Green Lantern: DID WE JUST HIT SOMEONE

Marvel: yup

Superman: AND YOURE DOING NOTHING TO STOP IT

Marvel: nope

Batman: Captain that kills people

Marvel: it’s not killing, more like transporting them into a different universe that is more suited for them. Had we not hit them, they would have died either ways within the hour. Now they get a second chance of life.

JL: *existential crisis*

Even after the villain is apprehended, they found out they only managed to get this far is because they had a magic car*

Hawkwoman: *stares at the car* how does one come across thee vehicles

Marvel: well I met Truck-kun cause he’s besties with my magic Train. Train-chan told me that Truck-kuns little brother Car-kun got abducted, which is why Truck-kun was so willing to help.

JL:…

Flash: I’m going to go lie down.

Batman: *mentally adding magic vehicle community to his conspiracy board*

Bonus:

Green Arrow: *retelling what happened* -and then some random Truck pulls up

Conner Hawke: lmao you met Truck-kun

Green Arrow:

Conner:

Black Canary: … how do you know that name?

Conner: w h a t

Bonus 2:

Naturally Conner tells Damian, who tells Jon, who tells Kon, who tells the Titans and basically the whole thing spreads.

Red Robin: YOU MET TRUCK KUN! THE GREAT ONE HIMSELF

Spoiler: THE ALL MIGHTY WHEELS OF STEEL

Cyborg: WHY WASNT I INVITED! CAP YOU LBOW HOW MUCH I LIKE MY ISEKAI

Blue Beetle: JUST CAUSE YOU GASLIGHT DOES NOT MEAN YOURE A GIRL BOSS

Superboy: SHARING IS CARING

Arsenal, lying on the road: TAKE ME

Bonus 3:

Static Shock: next you’ll be telling us you know Archie’s magic bus

Marvel: well I’m not sure I know who this ‘Archie’ is, but Train-chan does have a cousin called Bus-san.

Titans: *explode*

[pbnbucks]

word count : 308

warnings : insecurities, fluff

summary : Pregnant reader being super tired and over worked and Diana taking care of her and talking to the baby and complaining about being too old to have a baby

your swollen feet were being placed on a newly fluffed pillow Diana set down for you as between each of her task she would stop to place few kisses on your tiny bump that held your little bean.

“i cant wait to meet you my little angel.” she sung out rubbing your belly as she laid down next to you cuddling into your side.

“our little princess” you say adjusting her hand moving it to the right side of your stomach placing her hand on the part you felt your little bean kicking.

she laughs insufferably as she felt the baby’s kicks vibrate off your belly as she watched your stomach contently. “be nice to mommy” she coos as she brings her head back down to study your stomach.

you quickly snuck your phone off the end table snapping a quick picture dedicating it to the phone album with thousands of pictures that contain Diana in them.

you hear her mumble a soft cry as you feel her body sink down on to your stomach as you rub her back. “huh?” you mutter before placing a gentle kiss on the top of her head.

“do you think im to old?….” she says as her voice grows insecure with herself as the pregnancy gained her criticism for waiting so long, diana’s reasoning was she wanted to wait for the right person and when she met you she knew then that you where destined to have her baby.

“your not to old baby, your perfect” you say softly trying to reassure her confidence in your relationship. your heart broke seeing her doubt herself as a mother role.

after talking with her for a while your sentence was cute short by the sounds of her relentless snores that bounced off the walls as her body created the perfect blanket for you.

[terukotime]

i'm going to fucking explode

[antigonick]

"I feel ill," he announced. "I'm going to bed, where I may die."

—Diana Wynne Jones, Howl’s Moving Castle

[bruciemilf]

The justice league thinks manbat is Batman in his true form and will ask him to transform if a fight is too hard and Batman would be like:🤨???

Here's the thing; Every Justice League member aside from Clark and Oliver is convinced Bruce has a superpower. They just have different theories on what said superpower Is.

Diana: Shadow manipulation

J'onn: Has a plan for everything and a PowerPoint presentation for any subject. Any. Subject.

Barry: Bottomless cape

Victor: Endless utility belt

Arthur: Indestructibility/abnormal pain tolerance like what the fuck

Billy: Scaring the fuck out of people with a look alone

Hal: Telepathy but with kids only

[p1zzaparty]

sorry for the lack of posting i thought it was actually suchhh a good idea to replay the entirety of fallout!!!

Have some eddie studies while i get back into the groove of things

ive been practicing stylizing him more because im obsessed with capturing his likeness in my style. Actually studying his face a lot more made me realize how crazy square this guy is. I think i tricked myself into believing he was sharper than he actually was because you know, sharp triangles = jerk ass characters. But hes actually pretty soft and round. And long Horse face

[taurasiluvr]

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[soranatus]

Happy International Women’s Day to one of the most iconic women in fiction: Wonder Woman!

[dailydccomics]

Wonder Woman by Terry and Rachel Dodson

[brotherconstant]

Agent Singh Bally Gill in Slow Horses | Season 1

[trashrat420]

And now presenting wave 2 of project Eden’s garden memes!

Still with no spoilers, I’m in denial chat, my fave got offed and I’m very upset about it if you couldn’t tell..

Now Wenona and Ingrid are here!! Still no Eloise, idk man I don’t have any shy and scared memes stocked up quite yet, I’ll get her eventually chat

[jellyfishjuliet]

i do love how diana looks like a wwf wrestler next to her mama, the waif 😂😂

[pbnbucks]

could you do dt headcannons?

Diana Head Cannons

FLUFF

・cockiest mf alive

・will say any inappropriate joke she can think of, doesn’t care if your in public

・will randomly wake you up at 3 am if shes bored

・only will fall asleep if you rub her back

・princess treatment always being returned

・biggest gentleman ever, always opening doors for you and will randomly spend money on you

・for some reason gets turned on when you spend her money

・will wear your favorite colore of basketball shoes to her game just for you

・big on pet names (princess, mamas, baby, pretty, etc.)

SMUT

・preferably gentle w you

・only rough after a bad game

・firmly believes in sexual punishments

・anything you do turns her on

・will randomly come up behind you and give you pretend back shots or smack your ass

・loves eye contact during sex or make out seshes

・speaking out make out seshes, she lives for sloppy make out sashes. will literally pull you aside in public for one if shes feeling like it

・loves it when you beg for her

・she treats your body like a temple, her mouth has touches every one of your body parts

・shes definitely a boobies girl. argue w a wall.