#The Long Patrol
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Cregga: Rockjaw, close the door Rockjaw: It's already closed, ma’m Cregga: Close it more Rockjaw: Rockjaw: [opens door then shuts it again]
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Badger Lord in the making
Digital illustration of a future badger lord of Salamandastron from Brian Jacque's Redwall series.
#artwork#art#artists on tumblr#fanart#cute#fantasy#digital art#krita#animals#badger#badgers#salamandastron#redwall#mossflower#redwall abbey#badger lord#sunflash the mace#lord brocktree#boar the fighter#the long patrol#martin the warrior#matthias#mattimeo#anthropomorphic#anthro#adorable#vintage#storybook#books
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the long patrol being this exaggerated british military is SO MUCH clearer over audiobook they are so insane caricatures of british officers and the accents just enhance this
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Dumb headcanons (based on Redwall)
So I was reading Long Patrol, and it ends with the badger ruler essentially becoming blinded due to her Blood wrath (which is essentially battle rage)
Her nickname is Legit "Rose Eyes"
So, I think that Angron and his Legion would slowly go blind due to the effects of being under this effect. Angron does have primarchs healing...but it still affects him.
Anyway, another headcanon:
You cannot tell me that Magnus the red would pull up some Redwall puzzle level of BULLSHIT to hide some shit and that shit has some magic powers and shit
(I'm being serious, Those puzzles are so hard but good B plot)
Lion El Johnson, if y'all draw him in as a cat, please make him look like a wildcat.
Ferrus Mannus and Perturabo would be Moles in this universe. No questions asked.
#world eaters#the long patrol#redwall#angron#warhammer 40000#warhammer 40k#primarch#magnus the red#lion el'jonson
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I’ve been reading through Redwall books again and the Badger Lords always go so hard imo. Cregga Rose Eyes is one of THE characters of all time and I will not hear any slander towards my berserker queen.
#digital art#procreate#drawing#digitalart#redwall#cregga rose eyes#badger#badger lord#berserker#warrior#EULALIA#The Long Patrol
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All I can say is why did it take me so long to finally try reading Wodehouse? I knew I would like the Jeeves books and yet it took me until now to finally crack one. Definitely my highlight for this month, though I was also very into the two nonfiction books I read.
I'm finding more and more that I enjoy a nice, narrative nonfiction... any one have any similar recs? Nonfiction has never been on my radar but now I really want to find more that follow this narrative vein...
Candy Color Paradox Assorted Pack
A collection of short bonus stories collected from various points in the series. Kaburagi and Onoe both work for the same weekly magazine and are initially forced to work together on stakeouts. Their relationship gradually grows from antagonistic coworkers to lovers to genuine boyfriends who are learning how to make their relationship work. One of the things I appreciate about this series is that once they decide to date, their relationship stays fairly stable — there’s hiccups as they work on their own insecurities or relationship complications, but there’s no breaking up or will-they-won’t-they once they’re actually dating and the drama shifts to their shared work and making a relationship work in a fairly homophobic society. This particular volume was fun though nothing outstanding, but it will help tide me over until the next book in the series.
Console Wars
A non-fiction book I read on my brother’s recommendation. I only have a vague sort of interest in the video game industry, I mostly enjoy hearing my brother talk about it because he has a lot of knowledge about it, but I really enjoyed this book! It describes the ins-and-outs of the Nintendo relaunched the video game industry in North America with the Entertainment System, and then the competition that gradually developed between them and the underdog that was Sega. It was an exciting, amusing, and engagingly narrative look at that period in history! I would definitely recommend it to anyone that has an even passing interest in that point in time, this book really makes you root for everyone involved!
Five Nights At Freddy’s
You know what, this one was on me. I should have known exactly how bad it would be and I still chose to try it. The problem is, back when the first… three-ish FNAF games came out in 2014 and 2015 the lore was actually kind of neat. I had a lot of fun playing through them with my cousins trying to find out more about the story. Obviously it devolved into something completely different and a lot more get-that-money-from-those-kids over the years, but I, naively, thought hey… if they’re making a movie… maybe they’re returning to some of those original plot ideas? Maybe it will even be… kind of interesting? The Silver Eyes was a fairly neat novel, even if the lore felt very different so… maybe this one would be too?
Nope. Read a chapter, loathed everything from the writing, to the attitude, to the characters, and then slung it back at my local library unfinished. Don’t even bother picking this up, good lord.
My Happy Marriage 2
This was… fine. I rather enjoyed the first book of My Happy Marriage since it was a Cinderella-esque story set in the Taishō era with some fun magical elements. Lots of class division, the main character suffered very clear abuse and it wasn’t just brushed away, and her arranged fiancé was clearly overwhelmed and sympathetic when faced with this very different fiancée on his doorstep. The writing wasn’t great but the plot was fun. In book two the writing continued to not be great, but the plot also just… didn’t catch my interest. I’d still recommend the first book for some pleasant, light reading, but I don’t think I’ll continue with this series. Might try watching the anime instead…
The Inimitable Jeeves
I’ve been meaning to read the Jeeves books for years, and I finally got the push I needed from a mutual who was recommending it to me. It was everything I could have hoped for! Really made me think fondly of The Importance of Being Ernest by Oscar Wilde, or even Terry Pratchett’s writing to a certain extent — you can tell Pratchett read this author and picked up bits of his tone. Anyway, it’s exactly the sort of humour I enjoy and the whole thing is aided by having incredibly loveable characters. There’s the clever, unflappable valet Jeeves who seems capable of omniscience and of solving every problem to ever arise, as well as Bertie Wooster who I love with my entire heart. If Bertie was a different sort of character or narrator, this might have been a much less enjoyable series but he is a genuinely very kind, generous, likeable sort of person who is cheerfully aware that he’s a bit of an airhead and is happy to have Jeeves around to do this thinking. What a blessing. Highly recommend if you like short story collections and want something silly and fun.
The Last Firehawk v.11-12
This is a young children’s series that keeps compelling me to return to it for some reason. The first part of the series I actually quite liked and thought was very well done for the 5-8ish age group, depending on reading level. It’s easy reading but it’s a nice introduction to a linear quest plot and has reasonably nice art. There was a sharp decline in quality for most of the second series but I decided I should read the last two books just to say I’d done it. I’m happy to say that books eleven and twelve improved the story a little bit, with characters Tag, Skyla and Blaze discovering that their enemy from the first series (The Shadow) had returned and had taken a new host: a rat king that lived in the Underland.
The League of Lady Poisoners
An excellent nonfiction volume that contains short overviews of some famous female poisoners throughout history. It includes some nice, stylized art that was a treat, and I enjoyed the way the writer explored some of the motivations or reasons that a woman in these various time periods might resort to poisoning without painting every figure with a ubiquitous brush of Evil Monster. It was pretty light and I would read a story or two in the evenings.
The Long Patrol
I love Redwall books and felt like picking up one I hadn’t read before would be a nice treat for the spring. You pretty much know exactly what you’re going to get when you read a Redwall book and this one didn’t disappoint. It focused on various hares of the Long Patrol, the current Badger Lady, and a fun cast in Redwall Abbey. The dilemma arises because one of the Abbey walls is caving in and needs to be repaired, while a band of Rapscallion vermin are marching to try to take the Abbey for themselves. Standard fare. Lots of good food descriptions, a coming of age story for a young hare who had run away to join the Long Patrol, and a Goonies-style adventure with the Abbess and some of her friends as they explore the caverns beneath the Abbey. I can’t say I loved the book, but I enjoyed it. If you want a Redwall adventure, it delivers.
Owls in the Family
A cute chapter book that’s set in Saskatchewan during the middle of the century. It focuses on Billy who has a tendency to adopt strange pets that he collects from the plains. His newest acquisition is a pair of owlets — one he finds in a bush under a storm with a very spunky personality, the other a very meek, nervous one that he rescues from a group of older boys who were throwing stones at it. The book is filled with a variety of fun adventures that come from having a pair of loyal owls as pets that lightly terrorise the neighbourhood. It’s considered a school classic, though be prepared for some light racism considering it was published in the sixties…
She Loves to Cook and She Loves to Eat
A sapphic food manga! It follows a protagonist who enjoys being able to cook and post about the meals she creates. She is somewhat resentful of the men who then expect that this means she will be a very “domestic” sort of girlfriend, someone who will consistently cook them meals and keep house. That’s not the point! She likes the artistry of cooking! One thing she’s never gotten much of a chance to try though is to create larger, more robust or complex meals, because as a single person there’s no way to eat it all. When she meets a neighbour from down the hall though, she’s delighted to have found someone who is very appreciative of her cooking and will enthusiastically join her in cooking and eating the meals. Such begins their relationship.
The Very Very Far North
This book feels like a modern day Winnie-the-Pooh. There’s a charming timelessness to it; it made an excellent bedtime book. The story follows Duane the polar bear as he gradually makes friends with some of the other animals who live in the Very Very Far North and the lighthearted adventures they have around the Arctic. The main theme of this story is how one can be friends with people who have very personalities and interests from yourself, and it does a great job of setting up each character as very different and then makes them learn how to coexist and get along.
Minecraft: The Village
The last of Max Brook’s Minecraft trilogy. I also can’t believe I’ve read three entire Minecraft novels considering I couldn’t give two hoots about the game in general, but Max Brooks treats the topic surprisingly seriously and creates a compelling story. The series began with the protagonist, Guy, waking up in this strange world with very few memories of his life before, and now forced to learn how to understand the bizarre rules of this world and learn how to survive. Each book in the series (The Island, The Mountain, The Village) expands the scope of Guy’s world and the challenges he has to overcome. The first book focuses on how to survive as an individual, how to learn and respect the natural world, and how to find a moral compass even on one’s own. The second book introduces a new character, Summer, and focuses on learning how to compromise and work alongside another person, and is all about friendship rules. The second was, imo, the weakest of the series but since I am not the intended audience the friendship lessons also felt the most dull to me. This third book was another uptick and may be my favourite of the series. Guy and Summer leave the Mountain in an effort to find a way to return to their true homes and along the way discover a Village that’s filled with villagers. In this book their world expands to include other people and cultures as they have to learn how to respect other people’s autonomy, and question what it means to exist as a society. It really poses some neat questions, I enjoyed the discussion a lot. A nice strong ending to the series.
#book review#books reviews#queer lit#canlit#canadian#minecraft#max brooks#she likes to cook she likes to eat#redwall#brian jacques#the long patrol#jeeves and wooster#pg wodehouse#candy color paradox#console wars#my happy marriage#the last firehawk#the very very far north#owls in the family#chatter#kidlit
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Today's rat is Damug Warfang from the Redwall book The Long Patrol!
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Speaking of Cluny's characterization, did you know that four out of the twenty-two books have rats as their main villain?
Mariel of Redwall with Gabool the Wild, a searat
Redwall (of course) with Cluny the Scourge, a bilge rat
The Long Patrol with Damug Warfang, a greatrat (apparently)
and Loamhedge with Raga Bol, written in the wiki just as "rat."
Interesting, huh? That's 18%
Ooooooo do I have the mind to bring an old project backkkk!!
#redwall#brian jacques#mariel of redwall#gabool the wild#cluny the scourge#the long patrol#damug warfang#loamhedge#raga bol#the library
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My interpretation of Long Patrol uniforms
#redwall#redwall series#redwall abbey#salamandastron#the long patrol#hares#lord brocktree#boar the fighter#urthstripe the strong#sunflash the mace#cregga rose eyes#badgers
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Reading “The Long Patrol” and they’ve been searching for something among all the records and Craklyn’s like “everything is so mixed up and it’s a huge mess” and I’m just like—in every book they are looking for something and can’t find it and complain how mixed up everything is… Redwall has been standing for like 500 years now—how come in those hundreds of years no one thought of organizing the records????? Like did it not occur to Rollo or Tim or Methuselah some of those long slow years of peace that hey, things are super calm right now and organizing the records would be a great idea before some crisis comes and we desperately need to find that one specific parchment Brother Bartholomew scribbled down that Summer of the Bumbling Bee???
#redwall#redwall reread#redwall fandom#brian jacques#redwall reading#redwall read#redwall thoughts#the long patrol
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#Redwall#brian jacques#Redwall tournament#best Redwall book#round 1#the long patrol#Mariel of Redwall
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Russa: Tammo, I want you to do nothing. Just stand next to me and say “Yes, Russa.” Tammo: Okay, Russa. Russa: Come on, man.
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Honorable Rosemary 16/12/23
Digital depiction of Hon Rosie from Brian Jacque's classic, Mariel of Redwall & The Bellmaker.
#redwall#mariel of redwall#the bellmaker#hon rosie#honorable rosemary#digital#krita#digital art#fanart#fan drawing#the long patrol#Salamandastron#artists on tumblr#fantasy#medieval fantasy#artwork#art#mossflower#redwall abbey#bunnies#hares#hare#lagomorph#anthro
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Vote for your favorite Redwall villain! Not who you think would win in a fight, but who you think is most effective as a villain or who you enjoy the most!
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can you imagine the skincare the bats have to use??? like anything pressed on your skin that keeps sweat in like that is gonna make you break out in some way
a domino shaped breakout is sure to raise some questions and makeup cant do away every line in your skin
and not to mention going through puberty? you come across robin with a pimple and oh look dick grayson has one in the same spot aint that interesting
just imagining bruce having to break out his skincare routine and having to teach his kids how to customize their own mustve been so much work
bruce having to bust out the pimple patches because he wore the cowl a few hours too many or jason getting a new bottle of glycolic acid is such an image to me rn
#dicks already used to some of it from the circus days having to look fresh to perform#just like. the post patrol rundown is probably so much to do already and then they have to do skin care after? exhausting#this came from me washing my face at the end of a long day and being pissed about it btw#jason todd#batman#dc universe#dc comics#dcu#batfam#dick grayson#batfamily#robin#bruce wayne
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In my heart of hearts, I know. That Damian Al-Ghul reads Warrior Cats
#he goes on autistic rants about them#mostly during slow patrols#and long car rides#Damian Wayne#Damian ah Ghul#dc#Batman#Robin#text post
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