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The Lady™️'s wardrobe hath been updated for the spring!
also what's super fun is after we installed motion activated garden lights (so we aren't fumbling with our keys in the dark when we get home late) we have accidentally started jumpscaring our food delivery drivers
like imagine you're walking up to a house in the dark like this
only for the light to snap on and suddenly-
I've opened the door more than once to a delivery guy admitting she scared the shit out of them 😂
I do generally try to leave the outside houselight on when I'm waiting for food so they can find the door easier, but I sometimes forget and end up scaring the hell out of these poor folks just trying to deliver me food
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lords of cunt
#i seriously need acofaf s2#not just want. Need#dia art#dimension 20#acofaf#a court of fey and flowers#lady chirp featherfowl#lord squak airavis#The Cousins™️
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“I thought I was supposed to be the old person in this relationship,” Toji’s voice rings out in the previously quiet atmosphere, makes your head whip up in surprise. your concentration is broken from your prior engagement, hands slowing as you can’t help the smile that grows on your face at his teasing.
“Crocheting is for any and all ages,” you snark back at him, taking in how he watches the way your hands still move rhythmically—yarn over, pull through two loops, yarn over, pull through the last two, chain four, repeat. “You weren’t talking shit when I made you that sweater for your birthday.”
“Yeah I did, cause it itched like all hell.” He teases, makes you stick your tongue out at him playfully. he wore that sweater everywhere, to the point you damn near had to rip it off of him to put it in the wash. (the only times he didn’t wear it was when he knew he’d get it dirty while doing his…business ventures, which you didn’t mind. you’d rather he go a day without wearing it than googling how to wash blood out of a crocheted sweater that took you weeks to make.)
by the time you snap back to reality, Toji has already crossed the room, standing in front of where you sit cross legged in the comfy recliner he brought just for when you crocheted. it takes you aback by how quickly he moved, so silently, face suddenly warm as you look up at him from under your lashes. his eyes are dark, shadowed by his fringe, his hands in his pockets, his head cocked to the side. he looks devious.
“What are you cooking up in that pretty little head of yours?” you ask him, finally pausing your hands as you rest them in your lap. but Toji doesn’t let you, no. instead, he holds them back up in front of your face as he sinks to his knees in front of you, his smile wide and evil, pulling your legs from under you as he settles them on his shoulders.
“Don’t worry ‘bout it,” he croons to you, kissing the inner part of your knee, eyes still glued to your burning face. “Just keep doing your little old lady hobby while I busy myself.” without warning, he pulls your sleep shorts to the side, grinning when he’s met with the bare beauty that is your pussy. you shudder at the air that breezes past you, try to focus on chaining when he squeezes at your thighs with warm, veiny hands.
“But I can’t focus on counting my stitches when your face is between my legs.” you pout to him, hoping it’ll sway him to eat you out and then let you continue your project. but he doesn’t put his mouth on you until you start again, rewards you with a single wet, smacking kiss where you need it most.
“Guess you’re gonna have to learn how to multitask, sweetheart.” Toji grins before he licks a long stripe from taint to clit, your hands hiccuping in their movements. you can feel his smile more than see it, and come to the realization that he’s an evil, evil man. (you have to recount your stitches more than once, and even after you’re fucked out from euphoria and bliss, you still think you’re missing a few.)
#this is. so self indulgent sorry ALSJDKDJD#can u tell I thot about this while I was crocheting today#I made another sweater for somebody and it only took two days but I have to make another one again omg#but the whole time I was like. wow. I miss my man aksjdkdj#he’d make fun of me for my old lady habits even tho he’s ten years my senior :(#I make fun of him for being an old fart and he puts me in my place :((#ALSO THIRTY PLUS IS NOT OLD 😳 🤚🏼 I just wanna brat to him so I can get Corrected™️#I’m rambling now my b 😔#I’m so eepy okay gn 🏃🏽♂️#—new treat in the streets! 🍫#toji treats! 🍬
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#maccadam#transformers#poll#idw#tfp#tf one#airachnid#sorry this ones so late folks i have been Mentally Ill™️ as of late#i simply hope Hot Spider Lady makes up for the absence
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The bear creatüre has a bachelor degree now
Yea I graduated uni today 🐻❄️🎓🎉
Feels weird tbh 💥
My brain did not register this information yet
Diploma comic reveal when? 👀
#watch me ramble in the tags like a silly billy 🐻❄️👓#bachelors degree#graduation#degree#diploma#it’s actually called bachelor’s degree but literally everyone I know calls it diploma lmao#legit need to get used to the fact I’m a graduate#what do you mean I’m actually a graphic designer now *what do you mean*#I am a silly student forever#*picks up a pen* *it explodes*#🐻❄️✏️💥#I’m still yet to receive an actual document tho#but today was a final presentation and grading#I don’t have a cool photo with a silly paper yet 😔#also today was really stressful and cringe lmao💥#🐻❄️☝️clarification I was cringe#I dunno nervousness screws u over okay 💥💥#there were a moment where the professors had to ask you mandatory questions about the project#and the lady asked ‘’what inspired you to create this comic? 🌸’’#my goofy ass answered ‘’stress’’#I MEAN IT IS TRUE#BUT LIKE💥#I could’ve answered something more poetic or something 😭#yea but I’m really glad that it’s finally over#the preparation for the final presentation I mean#(the stress™️ is never over obviously#but at least the main event is)
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Russell Crowe in 'Poker face' (2022)
#*lady gaga playing in the background*#'i wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be'#this film isn’t very promising but#that russell crowe smirk™️ oMG#rusty#russell crowe#russellcroweedit#movie#movieedit#filmeedit#poker face#*gifs#*
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KIT'S HSR DIARIES
#met kafka & silver wolf in the very beginning and omggg#kafka is such a pretty lady... i seriously can stare at her all day#'m so jealous of silver wolf... she can stay near kafka but i can't *sobs*#next chose to be caelus instead of stelle [yeah. kept tht name]#'cause caelus' outfit and haircut r SO MUCH BETTER than stelle's#he's actually very dumb. my stupid amnesiac guy. but i like him... ig#next next next---came across march 7th and yes. the man the myth#the legend himself: DAN HENG!!!! [he is imbibitor lunae isn't he?]#march is such an adorable lil kid. i hope she always stays how she is#and dan heng is vm the tall dark solemn handsome strong guy™️#he is SO NOT my type... i like my men serious only if they're evil#tf u r being so brooding if u ain't planning ur next evil plan buddy??#forgot tht injured character wtv his name was... idrc for him lmfao#can't wait to meet jing yuan and nap w him *gasp* who said that#kit plays games 🏹
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BENOPHIE NATION!!! THIS!!! IS!!! OUR!!! TIME!!!
the easter eggs could not be easter egging more clearly ohhh man it’s finally our time i CANNOT WAIT 😭😭😭
#guys i am#Losing My Shit™️#bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#luke thompson#benedict bridgerton#ohhhh dear benny boy#you will definitely not be mingling w any ‘eligible ladies’ that’s for sure 😏😏#WOOHOOOO LETS GO BENOPHIE BITCHESSSS#benophie#sophie beckett#benedict x sophie#sophie x benedict#an offer from a gentleman#aofag#bridgerton season 4#<- FINALLYYYY#ok i’m done i promise (NO IM FUCKING NOT)
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WOMEN OF SILVER BULLETS
the OCs of B-17, Silver Bullets (featured in MOTA-verse writings) and various masters of the air adjacent writings
all these OCs will be featured in various one-shots and prompts in the coming months. can be found under tags with all their names or #mota writings or #silver bullets. please enjoy!
ANNIE BRADSHAW
-> replacement 1st lieutenant and pilot for Silver Bullets, fresh in from Fort Des Moines, trying to patch up the holes in a crew suffering from the loss of their beloved captain birdie faulkner. hailing from mankato, minnesota, she is a wonderfully receptive listener and stoic presence - but don't go overstepping it with her crew. makes it her very mission that the women of Silver Bullets and captain birdie faulkner are remembered. can play a tune on a trumpet (if warranted).
FRANCIS MONTEZ
-> copilot of Silver Bullets grieving a loss she is taking harder than she thought, wrapped in sorrow and guilt that she tries her best to hide. a good-hearted californian, she wrangles with this new era of her life with the help of replacement pilot, annie bradshaw, and steps up in more ways than one. carries a cigarette pack around like it's strapped to her very being. will give you a nickname that she'll call you any chance she gets.
BESSIE CARLISLE
-> navigator for Silver Bullets, with the brightest smile the sun's ever seen from the skies (says her boyfriend). hailed all the way from queens, new york with the intention to get her hands working on the mechanic floor of a factory and got a gig flying planes instead. got placed in navigation one day and ever since then, has made it her duty to make sure every mission goes right down to the degree.
CARRIE ACHTERBERG
-> german-american bombardier on Silver Bullets making sure the enemy pays in any way they can for the costly damage of a horrid war (enter: norden bombsight). grew up in brooklyn, new york, had some run-ins with bessie carlisle and the two became thick as thieves when working on planes. blowing the enemy to shreds seemed to be the cherry on top.
MARJORIE ‘MARGIE’ HARLOWE
-> flight engineer on Silver Bullets who grew up in a large family with at least four dogs all named after flowers, on the shores of lake michigan, wanting to go to school for physics ever since she felt herself get the knack for mathematics. only up until then, did she find herself on a plane with her cousin (who nearly crashed it) that she then got herself in line for flying in B-17s and looking to the skies above (and calculating vectors from the ground).
PAULINA STAGLIANO
-> italian-american radio operator for Silver Bullets, who came in from philadelphia, pennsylvania with radio operator experience in the WAC before getting the call for a job with captain birdie faulkner, and finding herself up in B-17s on the regular. she's passionate, a loyal friend and if you talk bad about the phillies -it's on sight (usually has sports arguments with kennedy farley - they keep bickering to a minimum).
VIVIAN RATCLIFF
-> hailing from fort collins, colorado, viv ratcliff comes with a wealth of knowledge and experience as a gunner on Silver Bullets, with a father who was in the army and her boyfriend in the navy. 'calm, cool, collected' are the best words to take her in as, usually found collecting flowers after missions for the boys who didn't get a chance to make it home. keeps a tally of german fighters that go down on the wooden pole beside her cot.
KENNEDY FARLEY
-> irish-american gunner on Silver Bullets, opposite viv ratcliff, coming in from boston, massachusetts, raging red sox fan with a family of brothers going on to military or sports (much of the same). close friends with margie harlowe because she 'softens her up a bit', and always willing to stick around for a drinking game or two. passionate friend (margie told you so).
JUDY RYBINSKI
-> polish-american farm girl and turret ball gunner for Silver Bullets from hot springs, north carolina, growing up near the french broad creek, summers spent on the river, catching fish and milking goats for her families business. went hunting with dad a few times, and grew up with her older brothers going off to the military or college and wanted a hand at it all. captain faulkner was her opening (and the person she needs most now).
MARIANNE SALINGER
-> french-american aspiring painter from rochester, new york, now a tail gunner for Silver Bullets. thought she was signing up to paint planes, but ended up finding a knack for guns on turrets and credits captain faulkner for her 'in' on flying. has a pet cat that roams the base as he wishes (he's named frank, after her one true love, frank sinatra), usually getting into trouble by pissing off a husky named meatball.
#mota writings#silver bullets#the ladies!!!!#and their vibes!#THEM#annie really is that™️ girl#masters of the air#masters of the air ocs#mota#annie bradshaw#francis montez#bessie carlisle#carrie achterberg#marianne salinger#marjorie ‘margie’ harlowe#kennedy farley#paulina stagliano#vivian ratcliff#judy rybinski#THE GIRLS!
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So since the Princess Peach showtime render change I’ve seen a sudden abundance of hate towards movie Peach for ‘ruining’ the original Peach. And while I’m not happy about the change either can we maybe leave the movie version alone and stop acting like she was so terrible?
Like come on look at that face
#yes on the surface she seems like a Girlboss™️#but she also has a vulnerable side that shines through later in the movie#and she’s still a girly girl! she loves pink and fights in high heels#she’s not a ‘blonde Daisy’ she is her own version of our beloved peach#and she deserves more credit than she gets#anyway i love her#and I will defend her with my life#princess peach#super mario bros#super mario bros movie#princess peach showtime#lady luxo rambles
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Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and seasons greetings from The Lady™️
my roommate and I have very unusual tastes in decor (as evidenced by the Arm in the Living Room Wall picture I posted a while back), we are absolutely terrible enablers for each others batshit tomfoolery, and facebook marketplace is a dangerous playground
this combination of factors have resulted in what we lovingly refer to as The Lady, who now permanently resides right by our front door
she will be accessorised for the holidays
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Oliver Roma friendship
#ik they don’t really interact in canon but listen-#eldest siblings with Guilt™️ unite#chloe gong#secret shanghai#foul lady fortune#flf#these violent delights#tvd#oliver hong#roma montagov#oliver and roma
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i have been so rotted by my parents to believe that a B is a low grade because i was looking through my grades just now and i went “my grades are so low this year :((“ babez. you have an 88. you’re fine.
#no because the first year i got A/B honor roll i cried because id thought that id failed#*loud incorrect buzzer*#mom ily but why did you convince me that a high B is bad………… what the heck lady……#neil’s tweaking hours ™️
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A doctor who headcanon I have is that Gallifreyan doesn't have gendered pronouns. It's all in the neutral.
One of the biggest obsticals the Doctor had when learning new languages so they didn't have to rely on a translation circuit all the time was learning how gendered pronouns worked and how to apply them to themselves and others based on the planet.
#when the first doctor came to earth he stubbornly referred to himself with gender neutral pronouns and only switched to the masculine ones#because all the humans were referring to him by them#also explains why the doctor had trouble adjusting their language to being a woman#its not that they forget their body is different its that they forget they have to adjust their language to the change#bill: but you still can your selves timeLORDS#12: *too tired to explain that in Gallifreyan the pronoun to their species name is gender neutral and that lord was just the closest#equivilant in english but that lady can be used interchangeably as well* shut up#i had more to say abt this than i thought#was just having Thoughts™️#doctor who#doctor who headcanon
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Amazed with how many people say they like Birdie or they find her, not Kate Hudson but her, genuinely attractive. Did you completely miss the point? As an attractive white woman, Birdie Jay can get away with saying “Jewy” as an insult, can get away with comparing herself to Harriet Tubman and implicitly can get away with doing blackface. People forgave her, because she’s just a little stupid, she didn’t mean it, it wasn’t her fault! All she needs to do, as Peg outright states, is give a half apology and lay low and then the world will get over it. But the things she did are still horrific. Her racism is still racism, regardless of whether it comes from hate or ignorance. Birdie Jay is not a good person and you’re not meant to think she is.
#glass onion#I’m not being like oh thinking Birdie is sexy is a crime you’re allowed to want her and find her attractive I guess#but as a person? in the movie dedicated to a black woman taking back control and getting revenge for her sister#you focused on the white racist lady who enslaved Bangladeshi children? that’s the one you want?#serious?#birdie jay#knives out glass onion#glass onion knives out#kate hudson#REAL LIFE PEOPLE ARE LIKE THIS. if he’s elon she’s your White™️ fav#the one who said a slur but never sorry. the one who didn’t change. the one who half asses every apology because she never ever meant it#Birdie isn’t sorry about her racism. she has the gall to get pissy with Helen over the Oprah incident as if it was an overreaction#she rolls her eyes at a black woman upset about racism. at a black woman she happily fucked over for money. birdie jay is a bad person#stop pretending she’s an innocent or even half innocent#she might not have known what she was doing but that was only because she didn’t bother to care#it’s not invincible ignorance. she could have changed. she couldn’t be bothered
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Wuthering waves is so embarrassing like heres basically a carbon copy of Genshin Impact but with the literal worst camera lag in the history of camera lag pls spend the same money on us as u do on Genshin teehee
#i've played it#i enjoy the gameplay#but the camera keeps SHOOTING ALL OVER THE PLACE#and it's making everything literally The Worst™️#also the voice acting is... hella subpar#lots of 'must smoke my voice out beyond recognition' ladies
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