#The King Has Spoken
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“Actually .. how about No Imps or hellhounds or fucking Stolas or anyone but me and Paimon still use my Shit cause .. that’s how we get fucking Portals into Hell and I need to strangle Stolas ..”
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I no longer speak Polish 🇵🇱
I speak Policeman™ 👮 yes yes
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After the craziness of the last few weeks. I am back, replies are being queued and slowly getting to IMs. Hopefully, I am planning to empty my drafts and post some new open starters and new muses.
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In other news, the King has announced the requirements to be eligible for Summershire citizenship:
1. Farmers: must pay 20% grain tax to the kingdom.
2. Scholars: must clock in 5 sundial quarters of research at the library and present their findings in the C.S.C. (Council of Scholarly Citizens) every moon day.
3. Craftsmen: must present their finest creation to the King himself and be recognised as an Artisan.
4. Bards and entertainers: must perform their best jest in the King's Court and be graced with the King's laughter.
5. Knights: must show their greatest dance moves at a Royal ball and win the favour of the Royal Mouse.
6. Wizards: must give a tour of their tower or residence and be vetted by the A.A.M.R.C. (Association of the All-powerful Mages of the Royal Court) to be given their wizarding rights in full.
If citizenship is not obtained within 36 moons of visit to Summershire, expect to be thrown out promptly if reason for visitation is not one of the following:
- Research or other scholarly work (must possess proper work pass).
- Short stay for relaxation (must possess valid identification).
- Courtly business (must possess veritable scroll or message from organisation or government of origin).
Document written and signed by:
Ser Flakeycheese II of the Royal Court
King Gobbeldygook
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Whippy returns to NoPixel!
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THAT'S MY BABY!!!! 🧡🩷🧡🩷👑
#The King Returns#The King Has Spoken#queen shit#gta#gta rp#nopixel#dundee#irwin dundee#barry benson#dundee and barry#lilith fulker#tommy puff#BBS#bang boys#bang boys syndicate#bbmc#whippy#lozdog#thestarroom#bazza#Youtube
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#the king has spoken#king#Sky#sky children of the light#sky cotl#call#funny#echo#just for fun#just for laughs#burp#family guy#smol#melbourne
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Does anyone even use this kind of post anymore
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OH FUCK
🚨🚨🚨🚨 HE KNOWSS!! 🚨🚨🚨🚨
Soap’s Naughty or Nice Quiz
#the king has spoken#HE KNOWS WE NAUGHTY BITCHES DKHSJSGGAHSGAHGS#modern warfare 2#mw2#call of duty#cod#john soap mactavish#soap mactavish#modern warfare#mw2 soap#cod soap#neil ellice
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If you could relive any of your memories, which would it be?
Probably the day I got my dog Kuiper! That's a day I would definitely love to relive, especially if I can be a bit more rested this time around. I was half-delirious with lack of sleep and the start of a really bad cold when I picked him up! Holding him for the first time is something I don't think I'll ever forget, though.
Good thing was he was also very sleepy when I went to pick him up! Look at this little dude!
Thanks soooo much for the ask!!
#the king has spoken#my dog#kuiper#i will ramble about my dog every chance i get#annoying dog parent and proud of it#my dad holding his little face like a hamburger is still so funny#(yes i know people don't hold hamburgers like that)
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Streams for Summer!🌞
Hellvaboss
Bunnyfarm (Finally)
Fnaf Vr2
Play Meatly's game
GO Sub to @askmoondropxbunny 's channel on YT ( Mew Bunny)
We'll be chilling and reacting!
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Requested by Anonymus ❤️
#tvedit#ropedit#userthing#userelenagilbert#tolkienedit#popcultureds#filmtvtoday#haladrielcentral#tropedit#cinemapix#userlysandra#haladrieledit#rings of power#saurondrieledit#ringsofpowerdaily#otp: bind yourself to me#charlie vickers#morfydd clark#payidaresque.gif#MORFYDD'S EXPLANATION#I AM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR#pls they are so effortlessly funny SKSKKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSK#also THE KING HAS SPOKEN#haladriel it is#thank u charlie for helping me solve this dilemma#god i love them so much#thank u anon this one was a delight to make LMAOOOO
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(feel free to make him give whatever presentation you want)
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Sorry everyone. I have not been around this weekend like I promised. I will get to replies and starters. Just have not had much of a bandwidth for writing all that much.
Sorry for the wait and thanks for the understanding.
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Headcanon that the new kid only really talks around those they trust, and even then it's short like the "screw you guys I'm going home" at the end of stick of truth, and it's still not very often
And (at least when they were still playing fantasy) whenever it happens the kids treat it like this big honor, "THE KING HAS BLESSED YOU WITH THEIR WISDOM" or something. Only those worthy of the king's wisdom can hear it, even if it's just some basic sentence.
#this doesn't have to apply to everyone's new kid btw i just thought it would be a kinda funny hc#new kid just says fuck you or something and everyones like “THE KING HAS SPOKEN”#i don't think they'd mind tbh. at least they actually care about what he has to say#it'd probably get old eventually though but they'd probably be playing superheroes by then the douchebags back to square one basically#south park#the stick of truth#stick of truth#tsot#sp new kid#new kid#sp douchebag#king douchebag#sp dovahkiin#dovahkiin#hoping I'm not misspelling their name
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