#The Helmsman

[pastabaguette]

Stupid Image Edit #1036

my headcanon is that darkleer converted to signlessism(?) after he was exiled.

[helmtechnician]

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while Her Imperious Condescension's colonial pursuits never falter, She does take breaks.

And when She stops, So do I.

And, on some rare occasions, when the crew leaves the docked ship to visit a space station,

I get to leave with them.

Onboard the station, they take care of me, as ordered.

I can't function well without the wires anymore.

Doesn't matter, I'm always connected to wires these days.

The mechanics dote on me, and I'm often the most intact of the helmsmen docked for maintenance.

Sometimes I wish the crew would be more careless with me, and give me a chance to fade, like the rest of them do.

But, I know that all She will give me are a few, rare, days.

Spent in my small body looking outside, for as long as She will allow. So I go through the motions.

[eyeonyou]

UNHINGED INTERACTIONS EDITION

(Alternate title: Dave embarrasses himself and everyone around him)

[serfuzzypushover]

hes my favvorite btww

[bnnuy-wabbit]

Ummmmmmmmm i guess im not done with homestuck ummmm

[tinkerbullisreal]

sounds abt right

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

GRAND HIGHBLOOD: hOw wOUld yOU lIkE tO gO fAcE thE cOndEscE, mOthErfUckEr?

PSIIONIIC: How would you lIIke two 2uck my ball2?

GRAND HIGHBLOOD: whAt dId yOU sAy!?

PSIIONIIC: Oh, II'm 2orry, what II 2aIId wa2...

PSIIONIIC: [Pull2 out megaphone]

PSIIONIIC: ...HOW WOULD YOU LIIKE TWO 2UCK MY BALL2, your mIIrthfulne22?

[fixstensial]

Kind of old

[animallover432]

It’s seems like many of the beta and alpha trolls are somewhat unusual even within each of their own blood castes, and the reason I think for this is probably due to ectobiology and possibly Karkat making mistakes while creating them. For the same reason I wonder if Rose and Dave having purple and red eyes, and Roxy and Dirk having pink and orange eyes could perhaps be a symptom of ectobiology, since the paradox clones and their offspring are technically not actual humans or trolls, due to not being descended from the humans on Earth/trolls from Alternia. It makes sense that unusual mutations from their planets regular species could occur. Case in point, Karkat and Kankri’s human like candy blood color that is entirely a process of ectobiology and doesn’t exist on Alternia/Beforus til the sufferer and Karkat land on it. Equius’s inconvenient super strength that labels him as a “freak” by the narrator, that only the strongest lusus would take care of, and could be considered a mutation. The summoner (Rufioh) has wings that no other troll has. Sollux has a mutant brain that foretells doom and torments him. The helmsman presumably has these issues too. Vriska and Mindfang have unusually good mind persuasion powers for being a highblood. Aranea particularly controlled thousands of ghosts somehow! Kanaya is one of the only trolls who enjoys fashion and can be resurrected after death into basically a light vampire. A good amount of the trolls have unique mutations that have never been seen before, are sometimes more inconvenient than helpful, and actively make these troll’s lives miserable. But ultimately it is these things that preemptively make it so they are able to win the game. Of course I wonder if many of these mutations were accidentally caused by Karkat.

[badlydrawnpsionic]

you're doding the Quastion.

DId YOU, or DID NOT YOU get NASTY with the signless?

oh no youre in the wall now

what happened??

[aquaticaeronaut]

[homestuck-music-tournament]

Gold Pilot

Album: coloUrs and mayhem: Universe A Composer: First Turn Fold Leitmotifs: None Characters: The Helmsman, Becquerel, Jade Harley

You may know this from:

[S] ACT 6 ACT 6 INTERMISSION 1

[S] Scourge Prophecy | Vriska vs Noir (Animation by Ichellor)

[interrogatormentors]

How long does a high blood live for?

The cool range of the 2pectrum ha2 an exponentIIally expandIIng lIIfe2pan begIInIIng wIIth the blue

01110100 01100101 01100001 01110010 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110100 01110010 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110111 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01100001 01100011 01100101 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100111 01110101 01101001 01101100 01101100 01101111 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100101 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100011 01101000 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100010 01101100 01100001 01100100 01100101 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110010 01100101 01100010 01101111 01110101 01101110 01100100 00100000 01110010 01101001 01101110 01100111 01110011 00100000 01101000 01101111 01101100 01101100 01101111 01110111 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101000 01100101 01100001 01110010 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01101101 01100001 01110101 01110011 01101111 01101100 01100101 01110101 01101101

blood2 2tartIIng at 360 2weep2 and the vIIolet2 2IIgnIIng up for voluntary termIInatIIon at approxIImately 600

01101100 01101001 01100110 01100101 01110100 01101001 01101101 01100101 01110011 00100000 01110000 01101001 01101100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101111 01110000 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01100101 01100001 01100011 01101000 00100000 01101111 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101001 01101110 01110011 01101001 01100100 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101001 01100111 01110101 01110010 01100101 01101000 01100101 01100001 01100100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101000 01100101 01110011 01110100

2weep2. Currently the range of TyrIIan lIIfe2pan2 II2

01100001 01110011 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101110 01110100 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111 00111011 00100000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101111

cla22IIfIIed but Helm2man A1A100MKI ha2 been regII2tered two the IImperIIal Network for two thou2and, two hundred, and twenty-one 2weep2 2o extrapolate what you wIIll. She wIIll reIIgn

01100111 01110010 01101111 01110110 01100101 01101100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100100 01101001 01110010 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100010 01100101 01101000 01100101 01100001 01100100 01100101 01100100 00100000 01100101 01101101 01110000 01110010 01100101 01110011 01110011 00100000 01110011 01110001 01110101 01100001 01101100 01101100 01110011 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110100 01110011 00100000 01101100 01100001 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100111 01100001 01110011 01110000 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110111 01100001 01101001 01101100 01110011 00100000 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 01100100 01100001 01111001 00101100 00100000 01110011 01101111 01101101 01100101 01100100 01100001 01111001 00111011 00100000 01110100 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100001 01100111 01100001 01101001 01101110 00101100 00100000 01110100 01110010 01111001 00100000 01100001 01100111 01100001 01101001 01101110

for eternIIty; may we raII2e our unworthy voIIce2 two 2he on HIIgh‚ Her GlorIIou2 Conde2cen2IIon, for a pro2perou2 lIIfe IIn 2ervIIce two Her EmpIIre.

[anaeeve-arts]

Hey have I told you guys about my Disciple headcanons

also

[serfuzzypushover]

could you please do the Signless introducing Disciple to Dolorosa for the first time?

ivv been wwantin to do a part 2 to this for a wwhile ty for remindin me... noww lemme nevver do somethin like this evver again its exhausting 😭

[stella-lilia]

more art available on my shop!