#The Harem

[thewizardofmoss]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe, Shang Qinghua Additional Tags: Mentioned Mobei-jun, Getting Together, Bingpup tendencies, namely biting, A Confession, this is so unhinged i actually don't know how to tag, typical bingyuan dynamics, Modern AU, the heavenly pillar rises, yes that means there's a boner, blind dates, Oblivious Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Making Out, Mentioned Liu Qingge, Mentioned Liu Mingyan, the dates are the harem, no beta we fall into the Endless Abyss, AND COME OUT STRONGER, Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu are Roommates Summary:

Luo Binghe gave him a pained look. “Why do you think I’m straight?” he asked.

Shen Yuan made a noncommittal noise. “I don’t know. Women love you. Doesn’t everyone kind of assume that?”

At this point, Luo Binghe was practically in tears.

Shen Yuan hurried to continue. “I mean, even Qiu Haitang was happy at first because I suggested you over me. I almost said yes to her before I considered the quest.”

Now actual tears began to leak out of Luo Binghe’s eyes. “Why do you think you’re straight?” he cried in abject misery.

Or

Shen Yuan sets Luo Binghe up on a blind date at least once a week in an attempt to get him a woman. He's been doing it for years. Little does he know…

[artthatgivesmefeelings]

John Frederick Lewis (English, 1804-1876) The Harem, 1876 Birmingham Museums Trust Slavery gave rise to the figure of the Odalisque, that is the beautiful, white slave girl, a figure of quintessential beauty. Learn more; “Why White People are Called Caucasian.” - Professor Nell Painter of Princeton University

[achaotichuman]

What are your thoughts on everyone in the harem?

Finally I get a harem ask and not Crimson, this is the best day ever. Unless you're someone from the harem (side eyeing Crim)

Well, I most certainly have thoughts.

@sonics-atelier, The best, the kindest soul, we rule the world together. Have established a political setting where everyone is equal, and there is no class. Just people. Married to @lorcanisdabest, but I would beg for a threesome.

@sadisticdevile, Married to Andres, but we love them both. He has a weird balance of having zero clue about things and being super into other things. It's chaotic, I love it, am still scared of pissing him off.

@fell-in-luvs, my love, my heart, my world, my greatest annoyance in life. That one song where it goes, she's crazy but she's mine, yeah that applies here. Weird obsession with biting my collarbone, but I am also weird so I can't fault her.

@thelov3lybookworm, we would both ride with swords and pitchforks for @fell-in-luvs, Lucien lover so obviously I like her, amazing fics.

@thrumbolt, I would stare at their artwork for hours if I could. Super fun and kind, I would die for them. Would ride into battle, I have my armour and swords polished and ready to go.

Yeah I think I would kill for everyone, however there are a select few that would kill me. Still love of them. Thank for the ask, anon. However if you are Crimson, how dare you sneak in here.

[gambitandrogues]

guys did you know @simplysummers never saved their old url

[cuntycassandra]

Family Jacket.

Sean’s unusual dinner conversations spark very different emotions within Charles before and after the awful events on the beach in Cuba. He may put on a brave face for the boys, but they don’t need telepathy to know that their mentor may need them in the future. He really just needs to stop making them jacket potatoes.

A gift for the wonderful @lighttupthiswholetown . Thank you for being my bestie who fuels these cursed ideas <3

"Charles?"

The telepath looked up from his dinner as his youngest student called out to him from the other side of the table. He wasn't usually one to get stuck in his own head during mealtimes, it was bleak and dreary up there and not a place he liked to stay upon his lonesome, no, Charles genuinely preferred to spend the time with others, openly chatting with whoever it was that he was dining with.

But he had just been so distracted as of late, he was tired and stretched far too thin regarding Shaw, Erik, Moira, and of course, the children, although they hated whenever he referred to them as such. The list of momentary obsessions could go further on if he gave himself time to think about it.

Although in fairness, in that moment he'd simply wanted a chance to think about that new history book waiting for him on his desk up in his office, or if it was worth buying a pie from the closest convenience store in town. He really fancied some apple pie...

"Charles?" Sean asked again as he leaned back in his chair, his eyes flickering down towards the food on his plate. His face was painted with a look of such confusion that one might've thought Sean's dinner to be a logic puzzle of sorts, and not scoop of delicious carbs. "You know when I asked you what was for dinner, what did you call this earlier?"

Charles pondered it for a moment, recalling the recent memory to the forefront of his mind. Alex and Sean had been wrestling outside in their gym wear, and had eventually come into the kitchen for water, panting like exhausted puppies. Charles had instantly scolded them for tracking mud into the mansion while he had been searching the refrigerator vegetable drawer for a specific bag of lettuce. Alex had immediately taken off his shoes and sat up on the countertop to avoid the wet footprints they'd walked in, while Sean had been more interested in what Charles was cooking, and immediately began a verbal pester.

Charles couldn't quite remember what he'd said to Sean in that very moment, he had been too busy getting a glass of water for Alex and searching the fridge, but he could quickly rectify that by just glancing at the plates.

Jacket potato, steak and salad.

Continuation

[siremasterlawrence]

The Marriage part 1

The marriage of Clark and Lois is at what all shall call an impasse for he is at my side all the time he can get leaving her to wait for him.

Is it partly my fault? Maybe because I will be owning all of his soul, heart, mind, body and soul. He thinks of me night and day only of how wonderful it feels to serve me.

What on earth could I expect from him? I am figuring he must do as he pleases to love to

serve me and to come to my aide for a life time.

What did I not expect? Well I sure as hell at this point could not even care about all of the insanity that comes my way in a bit of joy.

He knocks at the door hitting hard I turn the door knob letting him in to the apartment he is all smiles and closes it begin him taking his deep breath.

He kisses me slowly pushing my back in to the wall embracing me hard laying his kin on to me and we kiss slowly feeling the warmth of it all.

His hand land on my hips gripping tightly so afraid to let me go of it all because he can not be afraid to lose ever forever he is totally mine.

He is swooning under my absolute hypnosis control swiping him in to the cloud of evil darkness and falls in to a pit of nothingness my love.

He kiss me once more the pulling me in to

a kiss he melts in to my arms as if I am the most powerful and strongest man alive simply put.

I can see the power of his body lacks any

as well as all substance free falling in to

the void of my total control which is his purpose.

He drops to his knees staring deeply in to my eyes with so much love, lust and desire to obey all of my commands without any questions.

He softly taking my hands in his lean in a bit kissing him on my left hand and the on my right left following that he wraps his arms

on to my waist.

He digs his nose in to my shirt taking a deep inhale of my scent, I can hear him moan out loudly in a roar, growing closer and closer to me.

Standing up he kisses my lips, touching my skin down my neck slightly and undoing all of my buttons then digging in my arm pits he continues m.

The scent driving him wild as his cock grows hard pointing outward through his pants to me it is a glorious vision to see his man on his knees.

“Oh Master! I finally did it! I told her about us.” He says.

“Wait? What? Why?” I ask him so perplexed.

“Because I can’t wait.” He stated backing off.

“She deserves to know.”

“She wants us too…”

“To what?”

“Join us”

“You take full control “

“Of the relationship”

“You want me to rule your marriage?

“With a iron fist “

“Is it weird?”

“No boi!”

“I’ve heard it before”

“Our money, clothes everything “

“Be at your will”

“I assume ownership over you”

“Sir Yes Sir”

“Do you feel my hand on your chin?”

“Mmmmmmm….yes”

“You are my world and my life “

“Who am I to you?”

“My God”

“Stay on your knees”

“Yes..Master Lawrence “

“Stare in to my eyes “

“Yyyyeeeesss”

“Undo my pants”

“You are my succubus”

“Suck my cock”

“Mmmmmm….yes my love”

“Where is your wife?”

“All yours”

“In the car”

“Bring her in”

“Yes Sire…will be back “

“Sir Yes Sir”

“We are here “

“It is very…”

“Kneel”

“As you wish “

“Together…immediately “

“Do you under my dear?”

“You will succumb to my will”

“I have taken you in my hand”

“I love you both

“You love me as well”

“We love you with all our heart “

“What is this?”

“Your hands on my waist”

“Oh God!”

“It is right”

“It’s perfect “

“Our bodies for your use “

“What do you want truly?”

.”To be yours”

“Forever “

The end

The Marriage Part 2

Stephen Oliver is on his way to my top floor apartment due to my slave Clark setting up a blind date.

Slave Clark opens the door I can see him in the shadows his figure is a massive weight of a body and unfortunately white.

He is cute thought standing in the door way he is smiling at me his small lips are so wide with his teeth shining bright:

Clark looks between us I can he is deflated a bit happy for me but still wants me from his face.

I walk over to him feeling his giant arms are wrapping on me pulling me to his shirt his skins scent smells good.

I can feel my nose digging deep in to his skin I can smell his scent and cologne perfectly mix.

“Oh Master! I am so glad that you don’t mind that I am married.”

“It’s tolerable but if you leave her to me will be good.”

“It’s our dream situation.”

“Like Clark and Lois”

“They love you…I was jealous “

“I did not even know you “

“Fortunately babe”

“You are all I need “

“You barley know me”

Leaning down until skin touches skin our lips connect as we kiss his muscle body gives in showing his weakness.

His arms lift me up in to the air bodied graze each other he kisses me again we fall back on to the ground.

We both laugh so hard as Oliver backs hit the floor rolling over on to my back and he kisses me again.

I rise up from the floor helping him up to the same height as me he is all giggles at how easy he has fallen.

He reaches out taking my hand leading me from my apartment to the elevator down to the main floor.

He exist the building guiding me to his car in excitement he opens the door for me and he revolves to the other side and enters starts the car as we drive off.

“Hey babe, we are here”

“Nice restaurant”

“I booked the whole place “

“How do you like the scene?”

“Quite beautiful “

“Much like you “

“A flirt”

“Only for the best “

“The best?”

“A Master”

“A God”

“I can’t wait to worship you “

“This skinny, nerdy and acne ridden guy?”

“A man is man “

“A Master is a Master”

“Mmmmmm”

“I don’t want to hurt Clark”

“But! I don’t want to share you “

“Wow! You would really”

“Yes! If I had a choice “

“You don’t “

“Of course not”

“I would be yours”

“Ownership is what I want”

“I love you “

“You just met me”

“It does not matter “

“All I see is you “

“All I want is you “

“I can’t stop thinking about it”

“About you “

“Babe”

“Let me serve you”

The end

[death-paint]

Some recent work I've finished!

[ozzgin]

Monster Dating Show

Do you have a thing for humans? Have you always dreamed of seeing one with your very own eyes? Now is your chance! We’ve just made the impossible achievable, turned fiction into reality: a genuine human is waiting for you!

You cross your legs and tap your arm nervously, eyeing the clock on the wall. In a few moments, you will be entering the grand stage.

Surely you must've skipped some steps. Most people start with dating apps, or smile particularly long at the barista signing their coffee cup. They don't just...star in a live show.

You never expected to be part of this nonsense, either. One day, you woke up with an invitation in your mail, asking you to be a bachelor for a new TV series. Why you, of all people? You're just an average person, living the average life. Perhaps that's exactly it, you thought at the time. You're more relatable to the audience.

Everything has been vague, shrouded in mystery. This should've convinced you to turn around, but the intrigue was too great: would you be matched with others? What kind of people were going participate? Where was this going to be aired, even? The channel they named was nowhere to be found. You've scoured the Internet, searching for CreatureTV, with no results.

Finally, you hear the ring, signaling your entrance. The grand doors open, and you're briefly blinded by the flood of spotlights. As your eyes accustom to the scene, you cannot help the silent gasp escaping your mouth.

Behind the stands, monstrous creatures and unholy beasts soar all the way to the tall ceilings. Disheveled werewolves, alien aberrations, eldritch horrors; tentacles slither across the floor, claws dig into the neatly decorated barriers.

"Could it be?" one monster remarks, fat strings of drool pouring out of its fanged mouth.

"A human! It truly is a human!"

You can only stare back in terror at the hundreds of eyes hungrily devouring you. As you unconsciously take a step back, the doors slam shut, nonchalant to your growing confusion.

"Fellas, take a step back!" the host shouts, slapping his scaly hand against the table. "It's a fragile one, you see? We don't want any accidents."

He takes a moment to clear his throat, then continues:

"As promised, this is the human you will be competing for. It's up to you to win (Y/N)'s heart. You already know the rules, I'm certain"

He glances at the camera, then at his watch.

"Without further ado, the courting begins...now."

[Monster Dating Show Series]

[plagalkey]

look but don't touch

[barblaz-arts]

Giggling so bad because what even is this concept but hear me out!

So, I just noticed that my headcanons have essentially turned Vaggie into a harem protagonist. And when it comes to harems, recently what I think about is dating sim games. Then I had to come up with a plot as to how they would all be in the same place and, well, there you go. For the life of me, I don't know what possessed me to put this much effort in this though.

[lunee43]

Eurylochus x Poseidon (sorry it took so long lol) I also changed my Poseidons design a bit.

Also—Suggestive!!!

Taking one for the team (crew?)

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Aftermath:

Extra doodles!!!:

[lovelyyandereaddictionpoint]

Yandere Hybrid Town (1) | Only Human

In a world filled with humans and hybrids attempting to find balance with one another, you are but a simple human trying to integrate into the town on the property your late grandparent bequeathed to you. The town just so happens to have a small population of farming hybrids, with hardly any other humans around. 

“So you’re the inheritor…(Y/n)? (L/n)?”

“Yes, I have my I.D. if you want to check.”

“..Right….but the owner of the original property was a hybrid…you are not.”

“Not that it matters. But my grandfather’s partner was a Wolf hybrid…They both agreed to give it to me when they both passed.”

“I..see.”

It might be right to call it racism or maybe more accurately it’s specism and the townsfolk aren’t all that keen on hiding it. They openly sneer at you when you do come to town, whispering loudly about what they’ve heard, and rolling their eyes if you have the gall to ask them a question. 

“Can I get these bags of mulch in bulk?”

“...so what are ya talkin’ to me for? Just grab ‘em.”

“Your sign says to ‘ask for more at the front desk.’”

“...Fine dirt monkey. How much?”

It doesn’t bother you…sometimes. You mostly spend your days on your property, having picnics in the open fields you now own. Spending time renovating your cottage with all the custom plumbing and electricity you learn to install yourself. Wouldn’t want some unfriendly technician in town doing it instead. Anyways you get into the routine of sustaining yourself in your lonesome working from home and relying on your savings to help you enjoy your new life. That doesn’t stop until the one fateful day…you’re lounging on your deck when you hear something faint. It sounds like crying. 

“Waaaaa!”

It sounds like a child…which isn’t unfamiliar, after all your neighbors do seem to be a little family. Of course, they don’t want to talk to you but that’s fine.

“Waaaa!”

It sounds pretty intense but you’re sure it’ll stop soon. 

“Waaaaa! Somebody help, please!”

Now it feels wrong to ignore it any longer. You quickly fix yourself to head over, driving the tractor that you ride across your property to the fence that represents the beginning of your neighbor’s property. It was short work to hop over the fence and hear the crying persisting. Running to the back porch of the house, you see a little dog boy crying his heart out. 

“I heard you crying what’s wrong?”

The kid starts blubbering wiping at tears and snot on his face. After some calming pats between the ears and some promises to help you can get a clear picture.

“Mama fell ‘ver and she won’t wake up!”

You run inside to find exactly that. A dog woman face down on the floor while the soup on the stove boils out and whatever’s in the oven beginning to smoke. Stopping the appliances you flip over the woman in search of a heartbeat and breathing. Thankfully you find it and ask the little boy where you can lay her down. He points you to the bedroom down the hall passing by another bedroom and a bathroom. 

Once you’ve laid her down, check her temperature, and decide in your not-so-expert opinion that she’s suffering from a fever. Assuring the little dog boy you have him help you carry some cold water and a rag to place on her head. While making sure she drinks some water, you finally get to talking to the little dog boy who’s started to calm down now.

“That was real brave of you, good job for asking for help.”

“Big brother always said I gotta since I’m too tiny to do much myself.”

“Well, I thought you were very helpful and you don’t seem that tiny to me.”

“Thanks!” 

“No problem! My name’s (Y/n).”

“And my name’s Titan! By the way (Y/n) I’m real hungry!”

That’s how you ended up cleaning the dishes, Titan’s mother started and using what you could to make something new. You stuck with one of your old family recipes, relying on your memory the best you could to avoid another charred disaster. Eventually, you finish up able to set a plate in front of Titan who is more than happy to dig in. 

“More! More!”

“Okay Titan just a little bit more but you can’t eat it all we’ve got to save some.”

“Whyyyy!?”

“Because your mom hasn’t eaten yet and I’m sure your brother will want some when he gets home–”

“But he’s never aroun’ we’ll be waiting forever for him to come!”

Creak.

“Titan who is this?”

The new voice comes from a much larger dog man with a sturdy build, sun-kissed skin, and overalls barely hanging off his shoulders. His ears are narrowed back and his shoulders are hunched as he easily towers over you. With Titan’s help, you explain how you came to help and that his mother had fainted, likely from the fever she had. When you show him to her, his bared teeth and impending growl quiet down. Fussing over her as he checks for any sign that you might be lying. Finding that you’re not, he skeptically accepts the meal you made as you alternate watching over her and entertaining Titan–who’s far too chipper for a pup ready for bed. 

“Hey uh, wanted to apolog’ze for earlier”

“For what?!”

“Fer how I acted when you’re just helpin’ out.”

“Oh, it’s okay! I’m just happy no one’s hurt.”

“I’m also sorry for misjudging you. I think I had the wrong impression bout ya.”

As you continue to chat with the young dog man–Tank you both work together to finish up whatever chores his mom would usually do. Between you both Titan is convinced to finally get some sleep if it’s in your lap close to his mom. Tank suggests you stay over bashfully offering his bed if you need it. You decline, encouraging him to get some much-needed rest considering he was working on the farm tomorrow. 

“A-a-are you sure you don’t want to stay in a bed? I feel like it’s the least we could do.”

“No worries Tank, I’m going to watch over your mom until this fever breaks. Besides I don’t have the heart to move Titan now.”

“Fair I guess. Hopefully, I’ll see ya tomorrow?”

“Yeah if I’m not still here in the morning you can come to my place anytime.”

His fluffy tail wags a lot harder than he likes at that.

“R-really?”

“Yeah, anytime!”

With another ‘thank you’ he’s off to bed. It isn’t until sunrise that the fever breaks and the dog-hybrid mother is coming to. Assuring her that her boys and the food she left in the oven are not burning the house she calms down to thank you.

“Oh thank you thank you I don’t know what I would have done without you!”

Where you’ll have to fight her off from her barrage of kisses, hugs, and propositions to stay long enough for her to cook something for you to take home, as much as you wanted to stay and indulge in her acts of thanks, you missed your bed and it was plenty exhausting now that you were being spoken to positively. Convincing her that you were such a short drive away that she didn’t need to keep you too much longer and after promising that she and her boys were welcome anytime you could finally go home. 

“You promise?”

“Yes, Miss Tiffany I promise, anytime you’d like.”

“Just not now?”

“Yes, not now so please get some rest!”

Back in the comfort of your home, everything is more or less the same except for the recently obsessed friendly neighbors who make all the quiet time you used to have nonexistent. 

“Wake Up! Wake Up! Let’s play!”

“Egh Titan how did you get in here?”

“Through your doggy door!”

“But I don’t have one!”

“Now you do!”

Thus begins the first few to fall for the lone human in this hybrid town. Hardly shy about their newly discovered attraction as they fill their dull hours up with time next to you. Lucky them as your neighbors they’re the only ones privy to your addictive affection and comforting scent. 

“Oh! I was about to drive over to drop off Titan!”

“What a coincidence! We were just coming over to have dinner at yours!”

“Huh?”

“Well, you did say we can come and thank you anytime!”

“So we figured why not now!”

“In fact, maybe every week we come over to yours and you come over to ours!”

“I mean I guess-?”

“Wonderful Titan, Tank clear the kitchen I’m going to make this dinner the best yet!”

“Yes’m!” “Yes’m

The Dog hybrid family next door is all too eager to take up all of your time. Since the moment you moved in they’ve been eager to truly get to know you, woefully settling with the distant wafts of your scent during a favorable breeze. Unlike others in the town their curiosity for the human was a positive one blaming it on their all too friendly instincts they couldn’t deny the urge they got to close to the distance between you two. But alas everyone in the town was so averse to the idea they were pushed off the desire for far too long but after your sweet words and intentions, they’d be foolish not to return the affection. 

“(Y/n) if you’d like me to cut the grass, I don’t mind.”

“That’s really sweet, Tank but I told myself I wouldn’t allow myself to sit back and let others do all the work.”

His tail droops at that. “Ah I see.”

“But you won’t tell me to go away will you (Y/n)? After I made that doggy door and everything.”

“You just chewed a hole in my door and I’m not saying you can’t stop by Tank I just don’t want it to be because you’re doing more work.”

His tail is wagging a mile a minute again. “I don’t mind if it’s for you!”

With your canine hybrid neighbors so close it’s hard to forget you were ever left alone. Now quiet and sometimes confrontational trips are filled with at least one member of the family accompanying you. Willing to bargain at stores for you or impressively growl when the cashier’s being a tad too snippy. It does make you nervous when the tiny Titan politely asks the nosy bird-woman who had the nerve to whisper about you to a ‘nice chat’ in the alley between the store. Returning with tufts of feathers and blood in his baby teeth. Or how Mama Tiff will oh so politely mention her bloodhound heritage at the fox bullies that hang around your car. Or when Tank all too eagerly pulls you into his side when he finds you cornered by the snake librarian.

“Back off my human!”

After any confrontation, you’ll ask your questions. Head on or round about they’ll all only smile at you, tail wagging wildly behind them. As if they’re proud of the slight fear in your eyes when you ask what that was about.

“We just want to protect you! You are only human after all!”

Part 2: It's Here!

[that-veela-girl]

"You will die by my hand."

"Lover's hand is not the worst place to die."

"Then I shall cherish you for the rest of our days."

[gambitandrogues]

Happy birthday to one of the most amazing, smart, incredible and talented people I know.

I love you (/p) so much, you’ve gotten me through some really tough times, I can’t believe we’ve been friends now for almost three years like where the fuck has that time gone.

You’ve equally had to put up with so much and watching you figure it out, fend for yourself and do your absolute best over these past few years has been a genuine privilege. You should be so proud of yourself for how far you’ve come and how much you’ve grown as a person.

I know we’ve both been super busy these past six months and so our chats have been shorter and fewer, but I want you to know I still love you, miss you, and consider you one of my favourite people. I can’t wait for the summer when things can go a little more back to normal!!

Have a fantastic birthday, enjoy every second of it, and i want to know your dad’s reaction to the T Swizzle movie 😤

🩵💛🩵💛🩵💛🩵💛🩵💛🩵

Gay chess sex, for you, on your birthday ☺️

did you know that I’m literally in love with you btw /p

thank you so so much darling, and right back at you for all of it 🩵💛 the fact that we’ve known each other three years is literally insane like what do you MEAN

and I promise to send you his reactions 🫡

thanks for the sex chess babes <33

[cuntycassandra]

Jamie saying it like it is