#The Harem

[thewizardofmoss]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu Characters: Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Luo Binghe, Shang Qinghua Additional Tags: Mentioned Mobei-jun, Getting Together, Bingpup tendencies, namely biting, A Confession, this is so unhinged i actually don't know how to tag, typical bingyuan dynamics, Modern AU, the heavenly pillar rises, yes that means there's a boner, blind dates, Oblivious Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu, Making Out, Mentioned Liu Qingge, Mentioned Liu Mingyan, the dates are the harem, no beta we fall into the Endless Abyss, AND COME OUT STRONGER, Shang Qinghua and Shen Yuan | Shen Qingqiu are Roommates Summary:

Luo Binghe gave him a pained look. “Why do you think I’m straight?” he asked.

Shen Yuan made a noncommittal noise. “I don’t know. Women love you. Doesn’t everyone kind of assume that?”

At this point, Luo Binghe was practically in tears.

Shen Yuan hurried to continue. “I mean, even Qiu Haitang was happy at first because I suggested you over me. I almost said yes to her before I considered the quest.”

Now actual tears began to leak out of Luo Binghe’s eyes. “Why do you think you’re straight?” he cried in abject misery.

Or

Shen Yuan sets Luo Binghe up on a blind date at least once a week in an attempt to get him a woman. He's been doing it for years. Little does he know…

[artthatgivesmefeelings]

John Frederick Lewis (English, 1804-1876) The Harem, 1876 Birmingham Museums Trust Slavery gave rise to the figure of the Odalisque, that is the beautiful, white slave girl, a figure of quintessential beauty. Learn more; “Why White People are Called Caucasian.” - Professor Nell Painter of Princeton University

[achaotichuman]

What are your thoughts on everyone in the harem?

Finally I get a harem ask and not Crimson, this is the best day ever. Unless you're someone from the harem (side eyeing Crim)

Well, I most certainly have thoughts.

@sonics-atelier, The best, the kindest soul, we rule the world together. Have established a political setting where everyone is equal, and there is no class. Just people. Married to @lorcanisdabest, but I would beg for a threesome.

@sadisticdevile, Married to Andres, but we love them both. He has a weird balance of having zero clue about things and being super into other things. It's chaotic, I love it, am still scared of pissing him off.

@fell-in-luvs, my love, my heart, my world, my greatest annoyance in life. That one song where it goes, she's crazy but she's mine, yeah that applies here. Weird obsession with biting my collarbone, but I am also weird so I can't fault her.

@thelov3lybookworm, we would both ride with swords and pitchforks for @fell-in-luvs, Lucien lover so obviously I like her, amazing fics.

@thrumbolt, I would stare at their artwork for hours if I could. Super fun and kind, I would die for them. Would ride into battle, I have my armour and swords polished and ready to go.

Yeah I think I would kill for everyone, however there are a select few that would kill me. Still love of them. Thank for the ask, anon. However if you are Crimson, how dare you sneak in here.

[gambitandrogues]

guys did you know @simplysummers never saved their old url

[cuntycassandra]

Family Jacket.

Sean’s unusual dinner conversations spark very different emotions within Charles before and after the awful events on the beach in Cuba. He may put on a brave face for the boys, but they don’t need telepathy to know that their mentor may need them in the future. He really just needs to stop making them jacket potatoes.

A gift for the wonderful @lighttupthiswholetown . Thank you for being my bestie who fuels these cursed ideas <3

"Charles?"

The telepath looked up from his dinner as his youngest student called out to him from the other side of the table. He wasn't usually one to get stuck in his own head during mealtimes, it was bleak and dreary up there and not a place he liked to stay upon his lonesome, no, Charles genuinely preferred to spend the time with others, openly chatting with whoever it was that he was dining with.

But he had just been so distracted as of late, he was tired and stretched far too thin regarding Shaw, Erik, Moira, and of course, the children, although they hated whenever he referred to them as such. The list of momentary obsessions could go further on if he gave himself time to think about it.

Although in fairness, in that moment he'd simply wanted a chance to think about that new history book waiting for him on his desk up in his office, or if it was worth buying a pie from the closest convenience store in town. He really fancied some apple pie...

"Charles?" Sean asked again as he leaned back in his chair, his eyes flickering down towards the food on his plate. His face was painted with a look of such confusion that one might've thought Sean's dinner to be a logic puzzle of sorts, and not scoop of delicious carbs. "You know when I asked you what was for dinner, what did you call this earlier?"

Charles pondered it for a moment, recalling the recent memory to the forefront of his mind. Alex and Sean had been wrestling outside in their gym wear, and had eventually come into the kitchen for water, panting like exhausted puppies. Charles had instantly scolded them for tracking mud into the mansion while he had been searching the refrigerator vegetable drawer for a specific bag of lettuce. Alex had immediately taken off his shoes and sat up on the countertop to avoid the wet footprints they'd walked in, while Sean had been more interested in what Charles was cooking, and immediately began a verbal pester.

Charles couldn't quite remember what he'd said to Sean in that very moment, he had been too busy getting a glass of water for Alex and searching the fridge, but he could quickly rectify that by just glancing at the plates.

Jacket potato, steak and salad.

Continuation

[siremasterlawrence]

The Marriage part 1

The marriage of Clark and Lois is at what all shall call an impasse for he is at my side all the time he can get leaving her to wait for him.

Is it partly my fault? Maybe because I will be owning all of his soul, heart, mind, body and soul. He thinks of me night and day only of how wonderful it feels to serve me.

What on earth could I expect from him? I am figuring he must do as he pleases to love to

serve me and to come to my aide for a life time.

What did I not expect? Well I sure as hell at this point could not even care about all of the insanity that comes my way in a bit of joy.

He knocks at the door hitting hard I turn the door knob letting him in to the apartment he is all smiles and closes it begin him taking his deep breath.

He kisses me slowly pushing my back in to the wall embracing me hard laying his kin on to me and we kiss slowly feeling the warmth of it all.

His hand land on my hips gripping tightly so afraid to let me go of it all because he can not be afraid to lose ever forever he is totally mine.

He is swooning under my absolute hypnosis control swiping him in to the cloud of evil darkness and falls in to a pit of nothingness my love.

He kiss me once more the pulling me in to

a kiss he melts in to my arms as if I am the most powerful and strongest man alive simply put.

I can see the power of his body lacks any

as well as all substance free falling in to

the void of my total control which is his purpose.

He drops to his knees staring deeply in to my eyes with so much love, lust and desire to obey all of my commands without any questions.

He softly taking my hands in his lean in a bit kissing him on my left hand and the on my right left following that he wraps his arms

on to my waist.

He digs his nose in to my shirt taking a deep inhale of my scent, I can hear him moan out loudly in a roar, growing closer and closer to me.

Standing up he kisses my lips, touching my skin down my neck slightly and undoing all of my buttons then digging in my arm pits he continues m.

The scent driving him wild as his cock grows hard pointing outward through his pants to me it is a glorious vision to see his man on his knees.

“Oh Master! I finally did it! I told her about us.” He says.

“Wait? What? Why?” I ask him so perplexed.

“Because I can’t wait.” He stated backing off.

“She deserves to know.”

“She wants us too…”

“To what?”

“Join us”

“You take full control “

“Of the relationship”

“You want me to rule your marriage?

“With a iron fist “

“Is it weird?”

“No boi!”

“I’ve heard it before”

“Our money, clothes everything “

“Be at your will”

“I assume ownership over you”

“Sir Yes Sir”

“Do you feel my hand on your chin?”

“Mmmmmmm….yes”

“You are my world and my life “

“Who am I to you?”

“My God”

“Stay on your knees”

“Yes..Master Lawrence “

“Stare in to my eyes “

“Yyyyeeeesss”

“Undo my pants”

“You are my succubus”

“Suck my cock”

“Mmmmmm….yes my love”

“Where is your wife?”

“All yours”

“In the car”

“Bring her in”

“Yes Sire…will be back “

“Sir Yes Sir”

“We are here “

“It is very…”

“Kneel”

“As you wish “

“Together…immediately “

“Do you under my dear?”

“You will succumb to my will”

“I have taken you in my hand”

“I love you both

“You love me as well”

“We love you with all our heart “

“What is this?”

“Your hands on my waist”

“Oh God!”

“It is right”

“It’s perfect “

“Our bodies for your use “

“What do you want truly?”

.”To be yours”

“Forever “

The end

The Marriage Part 2

Stephen Oliver is on his way to my top floor apartment due to my slave Clark setting up a blind date.

Slave Clark opens the door I can see him in the shadows his figure is a massive weight of a body and unfortunately white.

He is cute thought standing in the door way he is smiling at me his small lips are so wide with his teeth shining bright:

Clark looks between us I can he is deflated a bit happy for me but still wants me from his face.

I walk over to him feeling his giant arms are wrapping on me pulling me to his shirt his skins scent smells good.

I can feel my nose digging deep in to his skin I can smell his scent and cologne perfectly mix.

“Oh Master! I am so glad that you don’t mind that I am married.”

“It’s tolerable but if you leave her to me will be good.”

“It’s our dream situation.”

“Like Clark and Lois”

“They love you…I was jealous “

“I did not even know you “

“Fortunately babe”

“You are all I need “

“You barley know me”

Leaning down until skin touches skin our lips connect as we kiss his muscle body gives in showing his weakness.

His arms lift me up in to the air bodied graze each other he kisses me again we fall back on to the ground.

We both laugh so hard as Oliver backs hit the floor rolling over on to my back and he kisses me again.

I rise up from the floor helping him up to the same height as me he is all giggles at how easy he has fallen.

He reaches out taking my hand leading me from my apartment to the elevator down to the main floor.

He exist the building guiding me to his car in excitement he opens the door for me and he revolves to the other side and enters starts the car as we drive off.

“Hey babe, we are here”

“Nice restaurant”

“I booked the whole place “

“How do you like the scene?”

“Quite beautiful “

“Much like you “

“A flirt”

“Only for the best “

“The best?”

“A Master”

“A God”

“I can’t wait to worship you “

“This skinny, nerdy and acne ridden guy?”

“A man is man “

“A Master is a Master”

“Mmmmmm”

“I don’t want to hurt Clark”

“But! I don’t want to share you “

“Wow! You would really”

“Yes! If I had a choice “

“You don’t “

“Of course not”

“I would be yours”

“Ownership is what I want”

“I love you “

“You just met me”

“It does not matter “

“All I see is you “

“All I want is you “

“I can’t stop thinking about it”

“About you “

“Babe”

“Let me serve you”

The end

[thescarsilivewith-if]

Now I'm curious. Can you describe how is a harem quarter? Is it a whole wing? Is it isolated from other's view? Is it like a small scale palace of their own?

The harem is built within the palace, quite near to the monarch's own quarters. It is meant to be isolated, yes, and as such only certain servants are tasked to it.

It has a huge communal area of a handful of big rooms, one of them often cozier and preferred for the consorts to talk in private. These spaces are luxurious and incredibly comfortable, full of soft drapes in the summer and furs in the winter. There is a private library as well, and that is often where the children are educated.

Connected to this communal space there are many rooms for the consorts and, adjacent, for their children (so that the children's rooms are accessible only through their parent's).

There is a huge communal bath, and then some, but not all, the other rooms do have a private bathing space as well.

The consorts and children may eat together or in their separate rooms, depending on their preference.

The harem is also provided with a separate garden, one accessible only to its members and very sheltered.

[death-paint]

Some recent work I've finished!

[ozzgin]

Monster Dating Show

Do you have a thing for humans? Have you always dreamed of seeing one with your very own eyes? Now is your chance! We’ve just made the impossible achievable, turned fiction into reality: a genuine human is waiting for you!

You cross your legs and tap your arm nervously, eyeing the clock on the wall. In a few moments, you will be entering the grand stage.

Surely you must've skipped some steps. Most people start with dating apps, or smile particularly long at the barista signing their coffee cup. They don't just...star in a live show.

You never expected to be part of this nonsense, either. One day, you woke up with an invitation in your mail, asking you to be a bachelor for a new TV series. Why you, of all people? You're just an average person, living the average life. Perhaps that's exactly it, you thought at the time. You're more relatable to the audience.

Everything has been vague, shrouded in mystery. This should've convinced you to turn around, but the intrigue was too great: would you be matched with others? What kind of people were going participate? Where was this going to be aired, even? The channel they named was nowhere to be found. You've scoured the Internet, searching for CreatureTV, with no results.

Finally, you hear the ring, signaling your entrance. The grand doors open, and you're briefly blinded by the flood of spotlights. As your eyes accustom to the scene, you cannot help the silent gasp escaping your mouth.

Behind the stands, monstrous creatures and unholy beasts soar all the way to the tall ceilings. Disheveled werewolves, alien aberrations, eldritch horrors; tentacles slither across the floor, claws dig into the neatly decorated barriers.

"Could it be?" one monster remarks, fat strings of drool pouring out of its fanged mouth.

"A human! It truly is a human!"

You can only stare back in terror at the hundreds of eyes hungrily devouring you. As you unconsciously take a step back, the doors slam shut, nonchalant to your growing confusion.

"Fellas, take a step back!" the host shouts, slapping his scaly hand against the table. "It's a fragile one, you see? We don't want any accidents."

He takes a moment to clear his throat, then continues:

"As promised, this is the human you will be competing for. It's up to you to win (Y/N)'s heart. You already know the rules, I'm certain"

He glances at the camera, then at his watch.

"Without further ado, the courting begins...now."

[plagalkey]

look but don't touch

[that-veela-girl]

"You will die by my hand."

"Lover's hand is not the worst place to die."

"Then I shall cherish you for the rest of our days."

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

The lack of shipping wars in the Scum Villian fandom is really fucking funny because we all ship different people with the main character Shen Qingqiu, and instead of fighting about it, we collectively decided that he deserves to have a harem consisting of every single guy in the book.

[gambitandrogues]

Happy birthday to one of the most amazing, smart, incredible and talented people I know.

I love you (/p) so much, you’ve gotten me through some really tough times, I can’t believe we’ve been friends now for almost three years like where the fuck has that time gone.

You’ve equally had to put up with so much and watching you figure it out, fend for yourself and do your absolute best over these past few years has been a genuine privilege. You should be so proud of yourself for how far you’ve come and how much you’ve grown as a person.

I know we’ve both been super busy these past six months and so our chats have been shorter and fewer, but I want you to know I still love you, miss you, and consider you one of my favourite people. I can’t wait for the summer when things can go a little more back to normal!!

Have a fantastic birthday, enjoy every second of it, and i want to know your dad’s reaction to the T Swizzle movie 😤

🩵💛🩵💛🩵💛🩵💛🩵💛🩵

Gay chess sex, for you, on your birthday ☺️

did you know that I’m literally in love with you btw /p

thank you so so much darling, and right back at you for all of it 🩵💛 the fact that we’ve known each other three years is literally insane like what do you MEAN

and I promise to send you his reactions 🫡

thanks for the sex chess babes <33

[cuntycassandra]

Jamie saying it like it is