#The Dire King

[rosetintednightmares]

I think we're allowed to fight him, as a treat

[thepapillon]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ “We are not with the police department,” said Jackaby. He pulled out a thin leather satchel and laid it on the table. “Well,” said Charlie, “I am.” “We are not with the police department, except for those of us who are,” Jackaby revised.”  ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀

[cryptid-with-an-axe]

Rest in peace, R.F Jackaby you would've loved Renaissance Faires

[deschainartnerd]

The Dire King, up to his chaos again

[annafromuni]

William Ritter's The Dire King - An Ending Rushed?

As the final book in William Ritter’s Jackaby series, The Dire King had a couple of things to do: wrap up a rather busy but interesting story, tie up loose ends with plot lines and characters, give a few conclusions for the romantic relationships that have been brewing since Jackaby. Unfortunately, it seems that too many cooks spoil the broth as elements of the narrative started to slip through…

[laurents-secret-diary]

oh damen we're really in it now.mp4

[skidmarkeater]

I know asked this last time but may I request more DDD fanart if that's ok? 🥺 I love seeing you draw my little fishies.

Scene from chapter 6/screenshot redraw!

[15-heidune]

Fanart for Dire Dire Docks by @dialga64bitz

[frootloopscos]

Grim starts bidding war for Yuu’s hand in marriage ;3

Oh hohoho, I couldn’t help it and had to write this!

Grim steals your phone and starts a bidding war!

Yuu held Grim by his scruff as they yelled at him, “why in the name of the Seven would you do that?!” Grim whined, struggling in your grasp, “I wanted more tunaaaaa! And the dumb headmage doesn’t pay you anything!” He said crossing his arms, “now you have marriage proposals and money! What more could you want?” Grim asked Yuu as they stared at him with murderous intent.

“How many times do I have to remind you that I’m not from this world, I have no documentation I belong here.” Yuu said before dropping the cat to the floor. Now I have to go clean your mess and explain to everyone that that bidding was fake!”

Or at least

That’s what they tried to do

But Crowley being the “kind” headmage he is decided that no! The bidding shall go on, and whoever puts in the highest bid gets to keep Yuu in their dorm (with the addition of bragging rights)!

So here Yuu was standing in front of ramshackle with everything packed up and hiding behind Professor Crewel who had tried to intervene to no avail and thus instead was there to protect the Prefect of Ramshackle incase anything were to go wrong. Crowley stood proudly next to the two with an envelope in hand, “and without further ado, the winner of the prefect is….”

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GUESS WHOS FUCKING BACK BITCHES!

This is gonna be a short mini Sires with the dorm leaders (as I write and post the results of each I’ll link them in here as well) to rid my writers block!

(Everyone say thank you to King and the anons who entered my ask box while I was on break!)

Posted: May 13th, 2024

Edited: N/A

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[grooviestsadpapaya]

Sorry if this is too much of a bother but I gotta know…

Do you have a design for Princess Ruto??

(Not for any specific reason definitely not)

You may have :] a sneak peek :] I based her design on a flapper because!! I don’t know!! I was seized by a destructive spirit!! Okay it was the feather. It was definitely the feather.

She likes Twilink

[rosetintednightmares]

We had lost. All that was left now was the dying.

[luxthestrange]

WHB Incorrect quotes#70 Greatest's Dad in all the realms-

What I truly want to happen...It's a Batlle Royale Between Solomon...Vs Mr.Kim...On the one hand, we got our...Ances-terror who is really into the idea of Mc/You having a Father-Daughter relationship...and then there is Mr.Kim who took care of Mc/You since day one of the orphanage...and totally doesn't already consider Mc his daughter, cuz he ships it M&M(McXMinhyeok)...Wow, Mc you got two dads-

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Mc*Is in need of help...from dealing with demons,Angels and needs guidence*...

Solomon:

Haha

Looks like you could use some help From the big king of kings himself Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp~ (Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!) Oh, with the punch of a pentagram I wap-bam-boom, alakazam Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb But you get the family rate (thanks dad!)

Mc*Smiles awkwardly and nods*Thanks Solomon!...

Solomon:

Who needs a busboy, now that you've got the chef? (wow) Michelin-tasting menu, free à la carte I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref Champagne fountains, caviar mountains, that's just a start!-

Mr.Kim*Pushes Solomon away and twirls You around in a silly dance*

Who's been here since day one? Who's been faithful as a nun? Who makes you chuckle with an old-timey pun? Your responible guardian?

Mc*Smiles wider and nods*That's true!

Mr.Kim:

I'm your guy, your day-to-day Your chum, your steadfast Guardian Remember when I fixed that clog today?

Ppyong*Sniffles and hugs Mr.Kim*I was stuck, thank you sir!

Mc*Looks at him with chuckle*Oh you!

Mr.Kim:

I'm truly honored that we've built such a bond~

Mc: aww

Mr.Kim:

You're like the daughter that I wish that I had~

Solomon*Looking at the two, sweat dropping*...uh, what?

Mr.Kim*Brings you in for a hug and pats your head fatherly like,smirking at Solomon*

I care for you, just like a daughter I spawned~

Solo:hold on now!

Mr.Kim

It's a little funny, you could almost call me dad!~

The two face one another with different facts they know about you: your first tooth lost,your favorite food, baby pictures. The Demon Kings just stare back and forth to the madness as you stand between the two men.

Mr.Kim

They say, when you're looking for assistance It's smart to pick the path of least resistance

Solomon: Others say, that in your needy hour There's no substitute for pure summoner power! Who just happens to also be your blood!

Mr.Kim Sadly, there are times a birth family member is a dud They say the family you choose is better~

Solo: what a bunch of losers...

Mr.Kim: Can you butt out of my song?

Solo: Your song? I started this!

Mr.Kim: I'm singing it, I'll finish it!

Solo*Veins popping and grabs the man by his collar* Oh, you tacky piece of–

Before the two men can get into a fistfight, the door opens, and...a strange man with a bird mask, top hat, and a cane appears

Crowley:

It's me, yes, it's me I know you were all waiting for me I'm here, what a gas Took a while, but I'm present at last It's me, it's me CROWLEEEEEEEEEEY!

Mr:Kim:....Who?

Crowley*Looks around,back away out the door*...Whoopsie wrong fandom and wrong mc~...pardon me~

[dialga64bitz]

Writing chapters is hard so have angst

[deschainartnerd]

The king of chaos

[rocksibblingsau]

Slight spoilers? Of Trollex and Synth dynamics in Rock Sibblings

Art by @dialga64bitz! None of these are scenes that will come up in the fic, they're from a discussion of a crossover that I thought you guys would like to see.

Trollex in Rock Sibblings is Synth's king.

That's it.

No really, they are not father and son, but they certainly treat each other like it despite being only about 2 or 3 years apart in age. Synth has no idea why people keep thinking Trollex is his dad/father figure, and Trollex would like Beat Drop to stop making that joke, but in moments of stress Trollex tends to show his actual feelings.

And sometimes slips up and calls Synth his son.