#The Coon & Friends

[silmecicle]

they are the duo ever…

(this took 11.5 hours. I'm fucnking died)

[0harpies]

Mysqueerion and professor gayass 🧡🩵

[idevourglass]

The Coon and Friends are finished!!! Now I've got to work on The Freedom Pals!!!

[cheescheesy]

racoon 🦝

[margonika00]

Sh-shhh, quieter

[roamwa]

I got to draw on my mom's tablet ＼(^-^)／

[local-new-kid-super]

Little things the Raccoon and Friends Squad do for a New Kid!Reader during and after a battle.

Raccoon:

☆ Shares food with you mid-battle, even his beloved honey-soaked sopapilla. He's pretty selfish on the field (as with everything else), so he doesn't share with anyone else. Expect the rest of the team to get pissy he's not sharing with them.

"Fatass, Captain Diabetes is literally collapsing, give him some fucking food!"

☆ Checks on you first after the battle, trying not to seem like he cares too much, but he's even willing to 'shed' his claws off for a moment because it's next to inpossible to bandage you up with them.

"The fuck?" He snaps, struggling to open up a band-aid pack with his sharp digits. "Fuckin' shitty Terrance and Phillip band-aids, these Canadians don't know anything about battle, New Kid."

Captain Diabetes:

☆ Stays right by your side, often in front of you. Most of his attacks are head-on, and he can take quite a few kid. Sweet Scott is more than willing to take a few hits for one of the few members of the franchise who are kind to him.

"Not to fear, new kid! No hits to thought for the power of diabetes!"

☆ Always asks for you to 'sidekick' for him. He loved being by your side when Cartman first had you partner up with him after joining the franchise. His desire to have a sidekick is a mix of it making him feel like a real, respected member of the franchise, and a slight fear if you hang out with the others, you'll realize he's kinda lame in comparison to guys like Raccoon, or heaven forbid you switch teams and meet Mysterion.

"New Kid, hey! Listen, if Raccoon assigns us partners today, will you be mine? I've even got some super snacks for us to share!"

Human Kite:

☆ Kite's always willing to provide aerial support, or pick you up to help you avoid an enemies attack. This of course pisses of Raccoon, who just gets laughed at when he takes a hit.

"Ey! Kite, you fucking traitor jew, save me! I'm the fucking leader!"

"Shut up, I couldn't lift your fatass if I wanted to! Hop on my back, New Kid."

"Ey!"

☆ He's got a bunch of little home remedies his mom gives him when he goes out to 'play', and even some packed food. After a battle, he's more than happy to plop down on the curb with you and laugh at Cartman crying post-battle.

"My mom made her special stew if you want some, it's cold as balls out here..."

Mosquito:

☆ To be honest, Mosquito can't do a whole lot to help himself, much less you, but he's gonna try and show off, just for you. Whether it means flying in and draining some enemy blood, or even taking a hit to the head because he's too busy flexing his barely visible arm muscles.

"Check it out, New Kid! I'm getting pretty ripped, bzz bzz!" He immediately gets clocked by an enemy, but please don't make fun of him crying 😥

☆ After battle, he's in charge of hydration, so he'll go around and hand out water bottles, and 'blood' for himself, which you've come to realize is kool-aid powder in sprite. He'll give you your water bottle, and hope you won't poke fun at his streaky tear marks and wobbling lip.

"H-heres a bottle, drink up for... for strength, bzz bzzzzzz." He's outright sobbing now.

Fastpass:

☆ Fastpass makes sure to crack extra jokes when you're hanging around, throwing away his respect for comedic timing to slip in a one-liner after every. Single. Hit.

"C-consider t-t-this ass-kicking e-expedited!"

"Did someone o-order t-this fist with s-s-same day delivery?"

☆ Fastpass is pretty much ready to take off after a successful fight, especially if it's the end of his patrol. Hop on his back, and he'll take you somewhere cooler than this storage facility you just whipped Prof. Chaos's ass in.

"L-lets go! I've g-got a coupon for City Wok, and I've got some post fight mu-mu-munchies!"

Super Craig:

☆ He's not really enthusiastic during battle, so if you get injured or knocked out, then he'll step in and fuck up the opposition. Otherwise, he's more than willing to ditch mid-battle and go doing something more interesting.

"This fucking sucks, new kid. Let's go get a slushy."

☆ He knows fighting can be pretty stressful from when he used to battle alongside Tweek, before the whole Freedom Pals incident, so he's happy to take you back to his house to distress with him and Stripe.

"Don't worry, Stripe. Me and the New Kid really showed those assholes not to mess with Raccoon and Friends. Now, give him a carrot new kid, he makes this real funny squeak..."

[sp00pypumpkins]

So I can finally post the doodles I did this weekend XD Mainly about Dawn Coon and Dusky Husky but also! Catray and Dogsnore (the swap versions of catnap and dogday by my friend karl!)

There are more stuff under the cut I just dont want this post to be too long XD

Sleeping with fluff besties doesnt always work the same way XD!

This doodles down here are the first thing I doodle this weekend actually, the catnap and dogday ones are from an au of my friend !

I may forgot something but anyways! Next post will be Zero focused with a ref and doodles :3 I wanna do more comics about it hehehe.

[anime-grimmy-art]

Comic followup to the initial SP superhero brainrot. Gotta add my scary child into this.

The fact Butters just, is in your house at the end of FBW, always makes me lose it, it's so funny, WHY is he there. I do hc tho that he totally uses this opportunity to pitch his evil legion to the New Kid again, and they're like, fuck it, Imma protect this adorable dork as his top minion.

[vegalex]

Isn't him cute? He's just dominating the world and killing thousands of people

I've been cooking some sp fanart 🤓☝️

[nuttiebun]

"GET OUT OF THE COON AND FRIENDS!!!"

the ending of S14Ep11 in a shellnut

another drawing i started on but was too lazy to finish 😭

[nkhluu]

The Foreign Kids with Bradley Biggle as the new fifth member?

No racial stuff here, they're probably just scared of aliens

[0harpies]

MYSTECHAOS PART 11.

(TW: HEAVY BLOOD.)

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[liv-uwo]

TFBW Redesigns!!! Pt.1

[4raykage]

@nirami-blogin

[purplspacee]

you know where to find me, and I know where to look… 🪁🛠️

some fractured art yeaaaaaah ‼️ this was so fun B)