#The Coachman

[bellalampwickrossi]

Disney Descendants : How did Tiger Lily x Lampwick react to the Coachman being free after the barrier was brought down HC

So, Lampwick was REALLY unhappy and he had way more nightmares. That, of course, made Tiger Lily unhappy.

Lampwick would definitely have yanked the kids out of Auradon Prep if they attended. Thankfully, he thinks they're safe in Neverland.

Just in case, Tiger Lily put out warning signs of the Coachman's scams so all the parents and kids would be aware.

Tiger Lily and Lampwick drilled the kids relentlessly about strangers and avoiding scams like Pleasure Island

Lampwick's not super excited about the idea of trying to rehabilitate the Coachman. He shrugs it off like they're welcome to try but he doesn't believe anything good will happen with it.

Honestly, it almost makes Lampwick miss Adam. He knows how much the king DISDAINED the Coachman and now he wishes the Beast had followed through on his proposed punishment.

Lampwick insisted on walking the kids to school for a while. He doesn't believe the Coachman would show up in Neverland, but you never know.

Tiger Lily was cold to Ben and Mal the next time she saw them.

The kids are really worried about their dad and they talked to Carina, who's been calling every night to check on him.

Lampwick calls Alexander a lot to talk.

Peter has been recruited to keep an eye out and attack the SHIT out of Coachman if he sees him.

They put out an advertising campaign showing off Neverland as the REAL paradise for kids with no rules. Yes, they hate tourists, but if it saves kids from Pleasure Island, it's worth it

Lampwick checks on his kids every night, just to make sure they didn't sneak out.

Ben's tried to be comforting but Lampwick doesn't think it can help. He means well though.

The rest of the band keeps an eye on the tourists for lookalikes

Lampwick's worried about the kids at Auradon Prep and posts warnings online a lot Lampwick sends lots of warnings to parents in his hometown. Coachman scoped out there once, after all.

They're both a little nicer to donkeys they see now.

Fortunately, the Coachman was deemed still dangerous and transferred to a more regular prison for magical criminals.

[cromwell300]

GIVE ME BACK MY SON

I dislike the Coachman from Pinocchio. Especially since he never gets his comeuppance. Well no more. This time he makes the mistake of kidnapping a Prussian Hussar’s son. The Hussar reacted as any parent would.

#hussar #prussian #napoleonicwarfare #thecoachman #pinocchio #disney

[violetlunette]

Well, the playland event is over and I am both happy and sad that we didn't get to see a TWST version of the Coachman. On one hand, I wanted to see him sexy-fied. On the other hand, I don't think TWST would be able to do his evil justice. (Plus if HE of all characters got away with just a slap on the wrist, I would legit riot.)

I drew him in a fairly simple outfit as I imagine he tries to disguise himself as the every man. He's the guy that's everyone's friend, the average joe everyone knows and can trust--until he reveals his true nature which is basically the devil.

[yourlocalsimpsonsandsanriofan]

"They never come back... as BOYS!!!!"

-The Coachman (Pinocchio 1940)

[pika-ace]

I honestly thought that Disney Knowledge Yuu would be “okay, it’s just a tale here, a very REAL one but, it can’t be that bad. Leona is here, Trey too and even Vil! They are really responsible and will make us go back at a reasonable time! Plus, they are really powerful! There is nothing to worry about!”

*Sees the sea-donkeys*

“Nevermind, I want OFF. WHERE IS THE EXIT?!”

Also, do you think there is a figure like the coachman? The guy that employed Guidel and John to lure children into pleasure island? Maybe he’s the guy that transforms the people into donkeys

Yep, that's about right XD

And while that would be cool, I doubt we're getting anyone else new, since the tradition has always been one new guest per event, with Fellow and Giddel slightly breaking it by being considered a unit.

Fun fact though, I actually made my OWN TWST Coachman OC a while back for a roleplaying server :3

His name is Carlo Omino (a combination of the author of Pinocchio, Carlo Collodi, and the Coachman's original Italian name, Omino di Burro). He runs a similar trafficking ring, except it hides in plain sight in a regular theme park in Port O'Bliss, and it involves animal transformation (any kind of animal, not just donkey) AND the capturing and selling of rare magical creatures and species. The animal transformations are mostly via potion created by sisters TWST Yzma and Kronk (named Eartha (after her VA) and Risu (Japanese for squirrel))

Carlo's also Rollo's abusive father in this universe but that's not important-

[princess-ibri]

What are the Coachman’s minions and why does he spend most of his time disguised as a human?

Just lesser demons/imps. And its easier to tempt away kids to your demon island of gluttony when you look like a jolly old man

[vampiremeerkat]

What are your thoughts on the Coachman from Pinocchio? I think he's a lot like Frollo, as in he's also a Disney villain who doesn't have any comedic scenes, making him feel more serious as a character (although he's still clearly more cartoony than Frollo).

There's never been a character in history that's occupied my mind less. But, he is one of the few -if not only- successful Disney villains. He got away with his crimes. In a world where an all-powerful fairy exists, guess none of those donkeyfied children or their heartbroken parents wished hard enough to get their happy ending. Too bad, so sad. Luckily a wooden toy that had no business being alive in the first place was well taken care of.

[ultraericthered]

^ Some other contenders.

orlesianwizardofthewest requested: Most cruel Disney Villains (in my opinion) + colors

[sillysmuttyputty]

New! Crackship moodboard

Tw:dark themes and power dynamics

[dramaticattitude1]

Frank Morgan

he played a total of six roles, most notably the Wizard, which included the carnival huckster

Professor Marvel", the gatekeeper at the Emerald City, the coachman of the carriage drawn by "The Horse of a Different Color"

He was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Actor for The Affairs of Cellini (1934).

June 1 1890- Sep 18 1949 he was 59

[bellalampwickrossi]

Panos: the Coachmen can't stop me because I have the power of god and anime on my side!

*Aka whenever the coachmen tries to approach Hadie screams for his dad and now the coachmen has learned to avoid anyone even remotely associated with Hadie. Only tried to kidnap his grandson one time when Hadie wasn't around but unfortunately for him he did not realize who Paro was related to*

XD !

Be Careful Panos! The Coachman Is still Dangerous !

[sharry-arry-odd]

"Coachman?" "Yes, my sweet?" "If we are betrayed, if Bernard attempts to notify anyone of our presence in the city, I will find a way out. I will come for him first. And when I have finished with him, I will find you. There is nowhere in the world you can run. Every day, for the rest of your life, you will have to look over your shoulder. When you least expect it, I will be there. I will stick my drill so far inside you that you will taste it. And then I will turn it on and scramble everything that makes you who you are." "I wouldn't expect anything less," the Coachman said. He pressed his hand against her screen. "If that happens, I will wait for you with open arms." "Seriously," Rambo said. "This is really gross."

In The Lives of Puppets, by TJ Klune

[violetlunette]

Twst spoilers for Stage Playland

I think it’s so funny and a testament to the coachman’s character that more than 75 percent of the fandom is praying he doesn’t show up in twst for the simple fact they’re scared of him. And we’re all 16 and up here. Keep in mind, this guy only has less than ten minutes of scene time in Pinocchio and hardly ever shows up outside of the film. Even those who never saw the guy fear him by reputation or are like, “I don’t wanna meet him.” Hell, the moment it was mentioned the next TWST event everyone was “Yay!” And “Oh no!” I swear, if a TWST version of the coachman actually shows up, more than half the fanbase is going to go into cardiac arrest. (Okay, a bit dramatic, but still.) Again, I think it’s funny how we’re all so traumatized by a villain from the 1940s that the mere thought he may show up has us all going, “Oh fuck.”

[paintedcrows]

It is imperative to me that Bill and Stan do torrid Duchess Approves roleplay and argue about character motivations

[goodgrammaritan]

"You think on your feet, you do! I've always thought that about you since I met you yesterday."

The Coachman, In the Lives of Puppets by TJ Klune

[princess-ibri]

So, the Coachman, the great Demon Lord of Gluttony is eventually defeated by a former wooden puppet? That’s hilarious 😂!

And serves him right too