#The Chase Files

[lilislegacy]

percy has been called smart by hazel, reyna, and annabeth (twice).

to say he’s actually dumb is to disagree with those three women. and if you are disagreeing with 3 of the most knowledgeable, capable, and badass characters in the series… what are you even doing?

[mymailody]

there is something so endearing about percy remembering the things annabeth geeks out to him.. he's so down bad

(this is from demigod files btw)

[forrpercyy]

this might be a hottake but I genuinely don’t think Percy was ever oblivious to his feelings for Annabeth, I think he was just oblivious to her feelings for HIM.

He knew he had a crush on her, he just never stated it directly, and he genuinely didn’t believe she could ever possibly like him back 💀

[thatoneangryduck1]

Percy Jackson everyone.

Ever the charmer.

The guy who was stuck in a death labyrinth with 3 people, all of which had a crush on him. AND THIS IS HIS PICK-UP LINE???? HOW DID HE PULL 3 WHOLE ASS BADASS PEOPLE???

The worst part is that it fucking worked. THIS WAS HIS LINE AND IT WORKED!

For those who say that Percy is a simp for Annabeth, just remember that Annabeth is just as much a simp because girlie blushed.

[hinamie]

theyre soft your honour

[percabethconvos]

Grover: You get to take out five people who've pissed you off, who do you choose?

Percy and Annabeth, in unison: I only get five?

[lifeisstrangearchive]

Blackwell Academy Student Files

[monwillica]

s12e6 "now's not the time for a little kiss"

1 hr 10 min episode they were like no no we GOTTA keep in the part where adam tries to catch the pen with his teeth

[sciderman]

this isn't THRIVING... this is FALLING APART... with STYLE

[arendalphaeagle]

A handful more things from the Milo Mikey Murphy's Law pitch bible:

[camo-wolf]

I think the short stories of Percy Jackson like demigod diaries or files should be animated and voiced by the actors

[jakekazansky]

Idk if this is possible but a fic where instead of going to adult jail after Juvie Jake goes to the naval academy. Hear me out on this…

Jake who was a foster child who’s foster family sucked so he was constantly out on the streets doing delinquent things for funsies. Jake who started boosting and racing stolen cars for fun.

Jake one day boosting a foreign sports car (think Bugatti or Ferrari or something like that) and is out joy riding in it pedal to the freaking floor boards just absolutely eating up asphalt. The cops get called about a reckless driver and him seeing blue lights in his rear view mirror and being like ‘fuck this maybe if I can give a long enough chase they’ll finally remove me from my foster family/put me in juvie so I’m away from them’

Jake proceeding to absolutely be a total danger to the public to the point there’s chase helicopters involved and it’s getting streamed on tv. Eventually after like an hour or so Jake is just over it so he swerves the car in to a field or empty parking lot and gets out hands up like he’s gonna surrender before taking off on foot to ensure that he’s causing enough trouble in order to get arrested.

Jake ending up in juvie and finishing high school a year early cause he was bored in there. His lawyer popping up one day being like ‘hey so since you’re so smart if you’re willing to go to a military academy you could not go to adult jail when you age out and you won’t have a permanent record’

Jake agrees and ends up at the naval academy cause jet planes looked cool and fast and Jake is an adrenaline junkie and the rest is history til ice one day asks Jake what it was like driving a foreign sports car cause he’s thinking of getting mav something fast that’s on the ground

[forrpercyy]

The fact that Percy went missing only a few months later after this makes me so upset.

They were finally experiencing peace, finally able to see what it feels like to just be kids, and they finally got together after all those years. They felt what it was like to be happy together. They had so much hope for the future.

And then he went missing. For eight months. And they had to save the world again. And fell into Tartarus. And with that gained a bunch of new and fresh trauma they most likely will never truly recover from.

The fates are so cruel just let my babies be happy I beg of you

[wastelandbabyvirgo]

just finished the demigod files for the first time and i can’t stop thinking about this