#Thats a lot woaw

[victimcentral]

mini milgrams

I did this a while ago and forgot to post blep... will do the victims later this week since i finally fixed my tablet ^_^

[off-the-rails-raccoon]

Which you like more, Humanoid Shroud or pet Shroud.

For a good few years I've had a huge obsession with humanoid Shroud, purely for the fact it'd be cool for cTommy to be a standalone older brother/father figure to someone, and Shroud was the easiest victim. I really liked to brainstorm what kind of dynamic they'd have, what cTommy's raising/parenting style would be, how Shroud would be affected by it, and just stuff like that. In all honestly I still am lol.

However, I have since gained a mild obsession with spiders, especially tarantulas, so now I project my dream pet onto cTommy. I find it really entertaining to imagine cTommy with a pet spider, because it kind of emphasizes the whole "lover of the unloved" and because I like cTommy with scary dog privileges in the form of a giant, eight-legged apex predator that he treats like a person or a very spoiled dog/cat.

In short: I used to like humanoid Shroud for the kid aspect of it, but now i prefer pet Shroud because I want a pet tarantula and it'd be really funny!!

[stray-crow]

Phoebe helping write (๑˃ᴗ˂)

yester+today's word count: 80 + 1141

December's Goal: 5823/7502

WIP(s): Shaking Kevin in a Bottle

[al6nst]

people only ask abt dogboy thoughts of pathetic men bitch what abt dogboy kuro 🤨 thoughts please...

Woaw. kuro..

DOGBOY KURO KIRYU

sfw/nsfw hcs in fic format

nsfw/sfw hcs, uhh ya

kuro kiryu, the dogboy you "adopted" was an ass to say the least. but once he opened up, he showed you everything you wanted. his short tail that stood tall shook and wagged at the mere sight of you the further in your relationship.

that saying, hes a tough boy, and he knows when to be dense, like when he wants treats or a snack, and whe to be blunt, which is most of the time, honestly shocking you with his truthfulness. around you, his brows are still furrowed, and his tail is suprisingly still, but when you leave, he goes crazy.

its a nice thing to be able to sit quiet with kuro, while studying, while hes working or doing idol work, and just staring into his eyes. its also fun to play with the big baby, he enjoys chasing you around like two kids playing tag, its what hes best as as your boyfriend.

he knows when to stop fucking around, and he tells you the samething, pushing you against the wall, holding the back of your neck as if you were a puppy.

and this boy eats a lot, so be ready to break the bank on so much food. although he eats a lot, kuro will force you to go outside and run with him for hours on end until youre on the verge of passing out, and then he stops. bringing you back home because 'hes had enough exercise', yet you know its for you because he holds your hand so tightly, seemingly afraid youll slip away from him.

Kuro willl keep you against the wall and toy with your cunt/cock until youre begging to cum. He's very keen on edging you until you cry. Neither of you can understand why, but his ears that perk up and his eyes that shine so brightly whenever he hears you gasp his name so softly gives it away, he wants to hear you call out for him.

He's never submissive unless you beg, which is almost never because he'll turn you down immediately unless hes feeling particularly upset about something, he just wants to be taken care of, no?. his roughness also counts in bed, he'll overstimulate til you faint, fuck you against walls until youre begging, and those arent even punishments. kuro won't touch you during punishments. No matter what, he'll stand his ground even if his tail is moving like crazy and he's clearly itching to ruin you.

his knot is bulging and flushed, almost beet red, and his shaft is huge, 8.5 inches and pretty pale (#ffeed6) . His tip is lighter brown, specifically #e0bc99. he bites his lip when hes about to cum, speaking of cum, its almost the same consistency as human kuro, thick and salty, suprisingly full of flavor.

this may be hard to hear, but i think kuro likes being collared in a non submissive way yet still submitting to you, like, you get it! i also think hes a groaner and not a moaner, the growls and groans that come from his mouth or how he breaths harshly when hes abou to cum, other than that, hes almost radio silent.

hes got red pubes with dyed red patches/lines. haha.

hehe thats all i gotta say for this pretty boy.

[vergils-beloved]

🥺, 👞, and 👔 for the F/O screenshot game.

@tvkissercentral

WOAW @tvkissercentral

🥺 Post a screenshot of your f/o where they’re emotional.

OK SO THIS DOESNT SEEM VERY EMOTIONAL BUT IT IS! THE CONTEXT IS THAT WHENEVER DANTE AND VERGIL MET THEY WERE BASICALLY READY TO FIGHT TO THE DEATH AND THATS ALL THEY RLLY DID. BUT NOW FOR THE FIRST TIME HIS OWN SON TELLS VERGIL THAT HE WONT LET EITHER OF THEM DIE. AND VERGIL GIVES THIS VERY SUBTLE NOD AS NERO IS SPEAKING AND ITS LIKE. FOR THE FIRST TIME IT'S GONNA BE OK THEY'RE GONNA BE ALRIGHT. AAAAAAAAAAAA

👞 Post a screenshot of a detail or accessory of your f/o’s that you really like or find interesting.

YOU CAN BARELY SEE IT but his tongue is spikey!! i added a second sc i found online that's outside of dmc and doesn't have the glowy bits which makes his tongue a lot more visible. i just think it's neat :3

👔 Post a screenshot of your f/o in a different outfit than usual.

aaaa this has to be modded bc i don't want to do official art. here's a sc of an outfit i put him into! this is 3 different mods together i think

[compooterlover]

intro post! woaw

umm hai.. im jade / liam!

i use any pronouns

i have discord but u can ask for that if you awanna b friends 😎😎

uhhh i have a Lot of interests but my main ones are homestuck, clone high and 25apcsb! (i really like 25apcsb)

i also like;

inanimate insanity

falsettos

hamilton

bojack horseman

gravity falls

car seat headrest

one wheat mark

stranger things

nerdy prudes must die

ya ok

i am a MINOR!!!!! (14) so dont be too much of a weirdo towards me if ur older than like 16 thx,,,, ����

i have no dni ;-;

byf:

i reblog a lot

And i yap. ok. thats it

umm yeah pls be my friend! i draw sometimes ,,, also i pkay the saxophone and i have a kitty cat :3 OH AND I ROLEPLAY AND WRITE I LIKE WEITING A LOT GIVE ME STUFF TO WRITE

okiiii Now thats it. bye be my friend

[wheelercore]

I like to think norman bates is fairvales local cryptid. Like everyone knows about him and knows he spent years institutionalized for killing a lot of people. They also know he did all of this while dressed up like his mother. Theyre just like yeah he murdered people in that motel and hes still running it too. No hes chill now dont worry about it- *finds another car in the swamp* woaw norman do you know anything about this? No? Okay. Frankly i think if you stay at the bates motel norman should be allowed to hunt you for sport. thats just the rules.

[cruel-heathcliff]

" woaw heathcliff thats a lot of politics recently " im unbelievably angry

[legs-like-jelly]

woaw thats a lot of people

[livingfictional]

hiii i love your rdr2 writing & matchups!! if your still accepting requests i'd like to make one (⌒▽⌒)

i don't use labels for gender & sexuality (aside from being asexual) but am pretty masculine and like all, regardless of gender, and my pronouns are he/him :3

about me, uhh,, im vegetarian, my favorite animal is the octopus, ive actually recently started playing rdr2 (after playing rdr1 quite a bit on my switch), my favorite characters so far is arthur of course but also javier (whenever i can find him?? i hardly see him in game </3), my dream job would be to be a paramedic if not for aforementioned chronic illness, i have a weird paradox of being somewhat strong (yayy muscles slowly growing from like half workouts and walking) while also being weak, and i cant rly do things for a long time lest i get a 200 bpm, but can still pick people up. im also punk!! better yet actually cripple punk :3

for hobbies, i enjoy reading, especially non fiction; classic lit, and danmei my friends have forced me into, video games as aforementioned (hades, gi, and ace attorney being other favs), i make art of many kinds but mainly physical sketches, i loovvvee music despite knowing absolutely nothing about it mechanically, i enjoy writing literally just fanfiction and some cringy poetry here and there, and i do tarot!!!

as for personality: with strangers i can range from actually rather confident to a bit shy but willing to talk (contributed by my goal of complimenting least one person each time i go out, its great!!), quite intuitive, can improv quite well in many scenarios, mainly w humor, friends would call me.. probably laid back with a big heart, also easy to talk to—thats actually something ive been told a few times. but i also have this lovely habit of bottling up my feelings to no end for a negative trait—and though thats been getting better, i can still never cry in front of ppl. i can also get irritable rather often because of adhd and anxiety </3. and ihave a potty mouth which i have to control around others,,

for likes: loud music/concerts but quiet rooms, cats, nu metal, uhh....what do i like... aforementioned video games, cold treats (though its not like i can eat/drink hot things..) plushies, trying new foods and going to restaurants!!! my idea of a fun time is an interesting restaurant/cafe. i also like matcha a lot, just odd foods in general, i also have chickens and they are an absolute blast to have long as they arent acting up (which i suppose would be relevant in the rdr world), and an odd love: yogurt/white chocolate covered pretzels. its delicious you gotta believe me

as for dislikes: rude people. not nice people. bigots. assholes. any variation or synonym of the type, also people who mistreat kids and dont know how tf kids brains work too—personal pet peeve. and people who dont like cats. always a red flag. but other than that not many things,, i consider myself open minded

woaw didnt mean to write an essay;,, augh anyways thank you for even reading my request, much love (*´ω｀*) and no pressure to write anything relating to disability if ur not comfortable/confident/just dont want to!!

Maaaan, having chickens sounds so fun. They're so cute 🥹

I match you up with... Charles!

Charles, just like you, is quite open minded as well.

The kind of person to go for quiet walks with you, never rushes you. He likes to just stroll through the forests near Valentine with you, just talking about anything and everything.

Well, he doesn't talk that much, but he definitely listens.

On the subject of that, he's a great listener. Mutter something quietly about craving a certain food, he's on his way to get it, if possible. You saw a thing you liked in the store window? Let's go in and get it.

Charles just wants the best for you, trying to spoil you as much as he can.

[faitherr]

woaw!!1! thats a lot of you!!!

you guys are the coolest people everr thanks

[benatarrrr]

guys since 4/13 is officially over now its time to focus on 4/14 which is the day i got into homestuck one year ago (also my friends birthday but he doesnt have tumblr)

hooray celebration one year of being a homestuck!!!!!11!1 woaw!!

n e ways time for a story!

so sometime last year a few months after i got into hs i think maybe idk i was getting homestuck videos recommended to me bc yk id be watching them... and u know theres lots of homestuck covers of songs... but there was THIS ONE SONG. AND IT WAS THESE TWO SPECIFIC MUSIC VIDEOS OF IT THAT WERE LITERALLY HAUNTING ME FOR A FUCKING WEEK STRAIGHT. AND IT WAS THAT ONE GAMZEE MIRACLES GENTLEMEN COVER THING. IT WOULDN'T GO AWAY EVERYTIME I OPENED YOUTUBE ONE OR SOMETIMES BOTH WERE THERE. AND THIS WENT ON FOR A WEEK AND IT JUST WAS HAUNTING ME BRO

sometimes it still comes back and i get flashbacks to it because it was funny the first couple times and id be like "haha funny video keeps showing up" and click on it and see if it would keep showing up BUT EVEN AFTER I STOPPED WATCHING IT IT KEPT SHOWING UP IN THERE AND IT WAS. A TIME.

and to this day whenever someone mentions it i remember when it was haunting me

so thats my homestuck story happy (late) 4/13 and happy 1 year homestuck anniversary to me

[digitalpetangel]

woaw first post here just to write some gay ass shit

um um..! its been officially 2 years weve been together and i think thats really great ! ive kinda always hate that part of me that takes a very long time to really see and settle with the feeling that someone loves me.. and might be weird to say that after the whole Thing that happened, i was able to see better that you really do love me and want to be with me.. you really are a loving and fun person to be around and i want to keep cherishing our love and relationship more!! i want to feel less embarrassed and embrace what we have and what were building and growing together! i still have the card you made me on my desk and like looking at it from time to time,, its kinda crazy to me that 2 years has already based .. and last year we got to be together too..! i miss you lots and hope i can see you again when the time is right,,, i really wanted to try for valentines day but with current things going on, it might not be in our cards so... hopefully a bit later there will be a better more appropriate time to be together once more... i cant wait to see what the future holds for the both of us and i really do love you so so much..!! thank you for staying with me despite everything, it still and will always mean everything to me... thank you for teaching me your ways of love and teaching me more to love other people , you especially..!!

happy 2 year anniversary to my lovely lil cupid <3 !!!

[rolut]

Here a compilation of my text only posts I did between screenshots: I'm honestly amazed how well the game runs, I have everything on ultra and the game is not lagging at all. It looks amazing! And the hairphysics are rly good!

This game is so fucking pretty, holy shit

The new fighting system is rly good, i enjoy it so far

I have to say, thank you BioWare for gong through with including non-binary language for non-binary characters in the german translation. German is a very gendered language, but I love it so far and it makes my heart swell with a lot of love and pride to be represented and all There is something about Varric talking to me/my rook with the correct terms and pronouns that just makes me so fucking happy its hard to describe Also I fucking love the german non-binary nickname and wish smn would lovingly call me that aaaah Representation matters ppl <3

Ok, there like 3 things I dont like so far: 1. No long conversations with Companions while in base (so far) I miss asking ppl about their lives, getting to know them and their views I enjoyed those conversations in previous dragon age games so much 2. The game is fast with... everything? Its hard to describe but there were a few cutscenes that didnt rly take their time to establish stuff before going back into lots of dialog or action and downtime doesnt feel like downtime cause there isnt a lot of it? Point 1 kind of relates to this as well, since you talk barely with ppl outside of 1 sentence or scripted scenes 3. 10 enemies and 9 are focusing me... Even with davrin taunting enemies (for a few secs it feels like...) I have 2 ppl besides me on this battlefield yet in my expierence they get ignored while my poor mage ass is dodging and parrying and blocking while being chased by 90% of the enemies... thats bs come on Also visiual clutter makes that harder Bonus point: Why 2 companions only? I know ppl have complained plenty but i wanted to wait until the game is out, hoping 2 would be ok but no it rly isnt enough i literally cant decide between all those interesting characters to only take 2 of them with me aaah

Woaw the first flirt option with Emmerich!!!! My rook basically undressed him with their eyes!!!! lmao!

Fights are rly fun, but not when there's 20 enemies, 5 ranged ones and a boss all constantly chasing down rook!!!! Come on!!!

So apparently Lucanis' German VA sounds like the german va for puss in boots He can't stop giggling when he watches me playing veilguard because of it

That is all from twitter, posts from now on are new :3

[toshi-flakes]

https://www.tumblr.com/blues-random-polls/765247577152192512/final-results-fight-of-the-favourites-wr1

vote on my tournamence boy

Your tournamence... woaw thats a lot of guys

[transmorolians]

thank you for enabling me. OK. OK. I know someone who had an oc inspired by Stretch Panic cus it was a childhood game and for yeeears I was like "wowww i wish i could play this". then one fateful day i was rummaging around in the back of my nans PS2 cupboard with her mass of PS2 games and spot "Freak Out" and was like huh, wonder what that is <- clueless so i grab it and im like wait i recognise this and lo and behold its european stretch panic so i smack that game in and here we are. ANYWAY. It's such a weird game ??? and my nan was like "OH THATS NOT THE GAME WHERE YOU PULL OF LADIES BREASTS IS IT" and alas..... it is...................... but knowin its all about how these sisters only cared about their beauty and appearance it actually made a lot more sense.

Like woaw..... thats crazy........ and then you read the manual and see all the sisters own personal traits that influence their monster design like OK ??? THATS COOL??? Spinner is my favourite AND THE OST Oh my lord that thing smacks it bangs it goes crazy hard

and then for the youngest poor Linda whos mistreated by her sisters yet still tries to save them like OK GIRL !! UNCONDITIONAL LOVE DESPITE THE HORRORS!!!! I SEE YOU i hope they treated her better after she literally saved their asses

also i just spent like 30 mins trying to find this shitpost i made from a year or so ago. THATS ALL THANKS FOR LETTING ME RAMBLE ?!

alas the titty

my first impression was that linda's design is atrocious but after reading the manual i like it, now knowing the atrocities of the design are probably intentional, as linda is said to be a little girl who cares jack all about her appearance.

and the music is so banger, yeah

that is a wonderful shitpost by the way i love it