#That's it that's the plot

[tadhannahj]

[subzeroparade]

so I was thinking about this meme and that it's (not quite exactly but almost) how I wrote their first meeting in the labyrinths. anyway there was A KNIFE.

[rosquinn]

crime and punishment by fyodor dostoyevsky

[solaradastra]

Schürk geht ins Casino. Wäre doch gelacht, wenn er die beschissene Kohle nicht ganz legal verzocken und aus der Welt schaffen könnte. Eine halbe Nacht später ist es vollbracht. "Glückwunsch. Das ist der Jackpot", sagt Hölzer. Es wird geknutscht. Hölzer ist der Jackpot.

Aus, Schluss, Feierabend, Happy End.

[where-is-vivian]

my fic in a nutshell:

James, as he never ever interacted with him in his whole life: I really don't like Barty because he keeps hanging out with Regulus, and I think he's not a good influence for him. He's always touchy and flirty with him, when he keeps snogging Rosier like... that's not a good influence, he's not reliable. I don't like him.

No other reason?

James: No......

[katy-133]

[lvricist]

hear me out ‼️

two friends moving in together after getting divorced around the same time and it's just two bros reliving their college dorm days until things start getting a little less platonic...

thank u

[blcssom]

closed starter for @gothwives + open m/f/nb based on: spotify starter call

oh mirror in the sky // what is love // can the child within my heart rise above // can i sail through the changin' ocean tides // can i handle the seasons of my life // well i've been afraid of chaingin' // 'cause i've built my life around you - landslide || stevie nicks

they've been dancing around the topic for almost a week now... he can almost hear them gearing up to break the ice, but it's usually followed by a deep sigh of regret. so, as per usual, nick takes the lead. ".... so i heard from your mom you got some fancy job offer?"

[tasklinemgr]

oh boy, I'm so glad to escape the horrors that I inflicted on myself! I sure hope I don't get framed for murder by italian spies

[thiswomanshouldbewriting]

Woke: "Quick, they're onto us, let's pretend to be snogging"

Bespoke: Good Omens going "Quick, they're onto us, let's pretend this is just work"

[emmashouldbewriting]

a little fruit fly keeps trying to swim in my wine and SIR PLEASE, i am writing a synopsis for my agent, i do not need you making this more hellish than it already is

[rescuefield-arch1]

apparently today is the two years anniversary of infinite darkness, so yeah have this silly meme while i save screencaps for edits... I GUESS

[pinkrangerv]

"Somehow, we made Sherlock Holmes even more dysfunctional. What's our next step?"

"He bangs Watson."

"BRILLIANT."

b plot of all fucking time.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.