#That would be so funny

[xtaleunderverse]

This old art predicted this exact moment.

[lilliancdoodles]

[mer-acle]

Mortals! (And gods)

So we all know how Athena pulled Aphrodite into Quick Thought in God Games, right?

But she probably only pulled her, not everyone. And then Ares used his own Quick Thought to intercept.

DOES THIS MEAN NOBODY SAW IT?

Like one second Aphrodite says "Let him rot", then the scene glitches and suddenly Ares is lying on the floor in the middle of the arena with Athena's spear at his throat and they both say "Release him"

DID OLYMPUS MISS GOD GAMES LEVEL 3 AND 4? cos it took place in like a single second?

[phoenixkaptain]

I feel like the funniest interactions Din and Han could possibly have are Han being able to perfectly read what Din is thinking without him taking his armour off.

Like, Han is best friends with Chewbacca. Han has hung around aliens for the entirety of his adult life. Han has around bounty hunters for the entirety of his adult life. Han definitely knows what Din is thinking.

Anyway it’s really funny because I imagine it like:

Han: “Don’t look at me like that! It isn’t my fault!”

Din:

Han: “Don’t go trying to guilt trip me, it won’t work.”

Din:

Han: “Gah! Fine! It’s my fault. Happy now?”

Din:

Han: “I swear, you’ve got a kicked loth cat face that rivals the kid’s…”

Literally everyone else: “What just happened?”

[zunaki]

Sometimes a comfort character is both a silly little guy and a serial killer. It happens

[murderoushagthesequel]

au where everything stays exactly the same until sirius' rant to the golden trio about how much he hates his family, his brother included, and kreacher gets fed up and just hands him a photo of james and regulus kissing and walks away

[little-pondhead]

So, for the Supervillain Danny and Everlast Trio Villains Au's....

What about Jazz?

Since I understand everyone's villain alter ego is based around their trauma and becoming their own antithesis and what not, I'd like to think that Jazz's alter ego would be a bad girl, kinda like Ember and Kitty (the former who mind controlled her twice and the latter who almost took her place while slowly corrupting her), maybe with a hint of Spectra (the school councilor thing, the hospital thing, and that one time with all three of them).

Instead of being the nice, normal girl who tries to be perfect, she's a loose cannon who does all the wild teen stuff, doesn't care about anyone accept for those who are in her 'gang', and will absolutely resort to violence the first chance she gets. Maybe she also has some kind of mind control powers, given how these incidents relate to her being under someone else's control.

Maybe she doesn't come around as often, because she has college and the like, but once she does, things get messy as she takes the chance to let out all her school related stress.

you have read my m i n d

Jazz had almost no childhood since she helped raise Danny from a very young age. She's intelligent and respectful and really wants to be an excellent example for Danny, so she acts as such. Therefore, Jazz never got to go through her 'teenage rebellion' phase. She wears modest clothes and upholds a pretty solid moral code. So here I present Nightingale, the punk-rock social justice warrior who comes and goes like a hurricane. She takes on the name Nightingale to avoid confusion, but once the JL realizes she and Fenton are related, some of the members consider going on a very long vacation to another world so they don't have to deal with this shit.

Now for her powerset, I'm not entirely sure if she should play meta or not. It's a common trope in fics that Jazz has been ecto-contaminated from her parent's experiments, thus giving her some sort of body enhancement. I played on that to give her a set of ears and teeth that match Danny's. She may not have ghost powers, but if she's fighting alongside Team Phantom, she must have some freaky abilities, right? (I love the mind control idea, btw) I feel like Jazz would be the Exception, where she's obviously enhanced in some way, but it's not an obvious power she can consciously separate herself from. It's like trying to tell your body to stop using your eyes. Unless other outside forces are preventing it, Jazz can't really not use her enhanced strength or speed. It drives the JL nuts because either Nightingale is a very weak meta or just an Olympic-level teenage athlete, and no one will spill the beans.

Also, this is personal preference, honestly, but I think it'd be really fucking funny if the DC universe is where Jazz and Danny have all their sibling fights. At home, they have to put up a united front so their parents don't get suspicious and the house doesn't kill them. (Also so none of the rogues takes advantage of their anger at each other) But they're siblings. Even if Jazz and Danny are the best of friends, they have to have arguments over the stupidest stuff. That's practically rule number one of having a sibling. So they go there to blow off steam and duke it out like they've always wanted to. It's mostly to release tension and stress, but each fight is getting more and more elaborate, and this whole thing is ridiculous. None of the heroes get paid enough for this. They're just gonna sit back and watch the show.

[fizzykitty505]

can we have a scene of isaac standing outside the shed in the rain with a boombox playing sad love songs wanting nigel back please 😭

[ghost-bxrd]

Crack au where someone in the Batfam forgets Jason is legally dead and complains about him when he’s mentioned by the media. To cover their mistake said person convinces the Batfam to erase all the proof Jason died and gaslight the media. But no one told Jason who was out of town for a few months.

Better yet if the media is in uproar about all the gaslighting going on, as well as the scandal of shot talking a young person who died a tragic death 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[mekonfoy]

Random thought that I simply can't unthink: Cunk on Morrowind

"Could you call Nerevar the first celebrity victim of cancel culture?"

[rooolt]

and once again, we return to our roots: child fighting rings

[piosplayhouse]

Wait guys so Airplane's parents started new families after their divorce right. So what if Airplane has a bunch of younger half sisters that he never met. And what if those sisters were prolific PIDW yaoi fanfic authors

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

Cursed thought: Do you think once Robin S-Supports Virion that they "subtly" flirt with each other through tactics, causing everyone in the war room to slowly die inside?

(Sponsored by a weird dream I had. I don't even play Awakening.)

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[galaxynajma]

I know Kaiser and Sae likely hate each other and trash talk about each other but just imagine them as friends who like to gossip together and shit on others

[artfartt]

follow up question from the Max clones wearing clothes ask.

what if they wear every gag outfit Max has ever worn? >:3

OMG this is perfect bc max has wore literally every outfit ever! There would be an endless variety of them, which is perfect for the clone thing

I made a max bc why not?

[theabhainnhotel]

Theory about Velvette's Powers

So, we don't see much of Velvette's abilities in the show, but I'm sure it's going to come up more in season 2. From what we know about the other Vees, they both have some form of mind control power. Vox has his technology to hypnotize people with. Valentino has his saliva and pheromones to roofie people. Yes, Val and Velvette make a love potion together, but that's more of his powers with her help. What we also know about Velvette is that it has something to do with social media. So combining those things together, mind control + social media + Velvette's general personality, I think she has an online cult like certain celebrities or movements.

If anyone knows the myth of Dionysus's maenads, I'm picturing something like that for Velvette. Take K-Pop stans or hardcore Swifties but instead of death threats online, it only starts there. Worship Velvette or enjoy your second death. It's Hell, they probably have less restraint than people. If the sinner decides to join Velvette's following, they're caught in her manipulation and worship the ground she walks on.

Velvette has her fashion brand too, so her rise to fame could be related to her starting trends. Social media is addicting, especially if you're in a bad place. Most people in Hell seem to be pretty miserable if "Happy Day in Hell" is anything to go by. It would fit with the Vees' theme of being someone in power with corruption (Vox as an exploitive boss and Val as an abusive pimp and film maker).

Or Velvette's powers have been confirmed somewhere else and this means nothing.