#That would be so funny

[miihoshi]

Can we get panels of the Munsters about to eat the rich

Addams on the table and all that

me when we start eating billionaires and i have to kill gomez addams

[xtaleunderverse]

This old art predicted this exact moment.

[lilliancdoodles]

[mer-acle]

Mortals! (And gods)

So we all know how Athena pulled Aphrodite into Quick Thought in God Games, right?

But she probably only pulled her, not everyone. And then Ares used his own Quick Thought to intercept.

DOES THIS MEAN NOBODY SAW IT?

Like one second Aphrodite says "Let him rot", then the scene glitches and suddenly Ares is lying on the floor in the middle of the arena with Athena's spear at his throat and they both say "Release him"

DID OLYMPUS MISS GOD GAMES LEVEL 3 AND 4? cos it took place in like a single second?

[phoenixkaptain]

I feel like the funniest interactions Din and Han could possibly have are Han being able to perfectly read what Din is thinking without him taking his armour off.

Like, Han is best friends with Chewbacca. Han has hung around aliens for the entirety of his adult life. Han has around bounty hunters for the entirety of his adult life. Han definitely knows what Din is thinking.

Anyway it’s really funny because I imagine it like:

Han: “Don’t look at me like that! It isn’t my fault!”

Din:

Han: “Don’t go trying to guilt trip me, it won’t work.”

Din:

Han: “Gah! Fine! It’s my fault. Happy now?”

Din:

Han: “I swear, you’ve got a kicked loth cat face that rivals the kid’s…”

Literally everyone else: “What just happened?”

[zunaki]

Sometimes a comfort character is both a silly little guy and a serial killer. It happens

[murderoushagthesequel]

au where everything stays exactly the same until sirius' rant to the golden trio about how much he hates his family, his brother included, and kreacher gets fed up and just hands him a photo of james and regulus kissing and walks away

[little-pondhead]

So, for the Supervillain Danny and Everlast Trio Villains Au's....

What about Jazz?

Since I understand everyone's villain alter ego is based around their trauma and becoming their own antithesis and what not, I'd like to think that Jazz's alter ego would be a bad girl, kinda like Ember and Kitty (the former who mind controlled her twice and the latter who almost took her place while slowly corrupting her), maybe with a hint of Spectra (the school councilor thing, the hospital thing, and that one time with all three of them).

Instead of being the nice, normal girl who tries to be perfect, she's a loose cannon who does all the wild teen stuff, doesn't care about anyone accept for those who are in her 'gang', and will absolutely resort to violence the first chance she gets. Maybe she also has some kind of mind control powers, given how these incidents relate to her being under someone else's control.

Maybe she doesn't come around as often, because she has college and the like, but once she does, things get messy as she takes the chance to let out all her school related stress.

you have read my m i n d

Jazz had almost no childhood since she helped raise Danny from a very young age. She's intelligent and respectful and really wants to be an excellent example for Danny, so she acts as such. Therefore, Jazz never got to go through her 'teenage rebellion' phase. She wears modest clothes and upholds a pretty solid moral code. So here I present Nightingale, the punk-rock social justice warrior who comes and goes like a hurricane. She takes on the name Nightingale to avoid confusion, but once the JL realizes she and Fenton are related, some of the members consider going on a very long vacation to another world so they don't have to deal with this shit.

Now for her powerset, I'm not entirely sure if she should play meta or not. It's a common trope in fics that Jazz has been ecto-contaminated from her parent's experiments, thus giving her some sort of body enhancement. I played on that to give her a set of ears and teeth that match Danny's. She may not have ghost powers, but if she's fighting alongside Team Phantom, she must have some freaky abilities, right? (I love the mind control idea, btw) I feel like Jazz would be the Exception, where she's obviously enhanced in some way, but it's not an obvious power she can consciously separate herself from. It's like trying to tell your body to stop using your eyes. Unless other outside forces are preventing it, Jazz can't really not use her enhanced strength or speed. It drives the JL nuts because either Nightingale is a very weak meta or just an Olympic-level teenage athlete, and no one will spill the beans.

Also, this is personal preference, honestly, but I think it'd be really fucking funny if the DC universe is where Jazz and Danny have all their sibling fights. At home, they have to put up a united front so their parents don't get suspicious and the house doesn't kill them. (Also so none of the rogues takes advantage of their anger at each other) But they're siblings. Even if Jazz and Danny are the best of friends, they have to have arguments over the stupidest stuff. That's practically rule number one of having a sibling. So they go there to blow off steam and duke it out like they've always wanted to. It's mostly to release tension and stress, but each fight is getting more and more elaborate, and this whole thing is ridiculous. None of the heroes get paid enough for this. They're just gonna sit back and watch the show.

[fizzykitty505]

can we have a scene of isaac standing outside the shed in the rain with a boombox playing sad love songs wanting nigel back please 😭

[ghost-bxrd]

Crack au where someone in the Batfam forgets Jason is legally dead and complains about him when he’s mentioned by the media. To cover their mistake said person convinces the Batfam to erase all the proof Jason died and gaslight the media. But no one told Jason who was out of town for a few months.

Better yet if the media is in uproar about all the gaslighting going on, as well as the scandal of shot talking a young person who died a tragic death 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[mekonfoy]

Random thought that I simply can't unthink: Cunk on Morrowind

"Could you call Nerevar the first celebrity victim of cancel culture?"

[rooolt]

and once again, we return to our roots: child fighting rings

[wishchip106]

kinda want to rewatch apocalypse just to criticize it again

see if there’s anything else i can pull apart

or maybe dofp

idk i need to just pick one and watch it

but it’s too late for that i have a good sleep schedule to keep in tact i cant ruin it now

just gonna need to pick something from my brain

i mean when Charles get baldified i physically cringe idk what it is about it

maybe its the fact he just lost his beautiful princess locks 💔

and when apocalypse takes over cerebro and Charles eyes go black. there’s something about it that just doesn’t fit and i have no idea what it is

also how was it a bad thing apocalypse sent all the nukes to space (apart from actually littering and causing some other problems due to that)

i don’t think we should let old people have access to bombs let me have them or something

the old men are sad because they lost their lethal toys ☹️

something i don’t understand is why stryker took Moira

like i get why he took the others but Moira???

tf did she do??

conspiring with mutants?? huh????

honestly the movie would’ve been just the slight bit better if Moira wasn’t there

SHE DID NOTHING

LIKE ACTUALLY NOTHING BUT STAND AROUND IM SO PISSED

DO SOMETHING????

all she did was flash around her title that she works at the CIA

you can’t convince me Charles is straight i know he’s sucked dick AND taken it up the ass 🤨🤨🤨

moving to a new topic BUT WE COULD OF HAD MISTER SINISTER

like there was more reference to him in new mutants BUT STILL

SHOW ME ESSEX CORP WHAT DID THEY DO WITH LOGANS BLOOD???

did transigen steal from them or something? maybe that’s one of the ways they could of made Laura who knows

idk what else i could talk about that i haven’t already said

[piosplayhouse]

Wait guys so Airplane's parents started new families after their divorce right. So what if Airplane has a bunch of younger half sisters that he never met. And what if those sisters were prolific PIDW yaoi fanfic authors

[real-fire-emblem-takes]

Cursed thought: Do you think once Robin S-Supports Virion that they "subtly" flirt with each other through tactics, causing everyone in the war room to slowly die inside?

(Sponsored by a weird dream I had. I don't even play Awakening.)

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[galaxynajma]

I know Kaiser and Sae likely hate each other and trash talk about each other but just imagine them as friends who like to gossip together and shit on others