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Here's some Smiling Shenanigans for your viewing pleasure!Â
The brainrot is living in my head rent free pls send help-
(The Charlie/Allan doodle is reffed from this btw)
#I wanna shove these two into a blender to mix them together into an exquisite banana/strawberry smoothie#That way these fruity fellas can be one <3#Smiling Friends#Adult Swim#fanart#cartoon#cute#funny#CharPim#doodles#ship#crackship#Charlie Dompler#Pim Pimling#Allan Red#Glep#Gwimbly#cheese#artists on tumblr#gay#lgbtq#charpimweek2024
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Intro post!!! Wauuugh! Finally!
I have been meaning to make one these for ages but I've never gotten around to it lmao
Hi there, I'm Plum! I'm 17 years old and my pronouns are she/her (though idc if you use they/them on me either). I'm a disabled aroace cis girl. Nice to meet ya! This is where I tip my brain contents into - Consistency does not exist here! I mostly post about my interests (which can change very rapidly), but also make generally nonsensical shitposts and rarely post art I make.
Misc info about me:
I'm okay with any and all gendered language being used on me. I'm not a guy but you can call me one if it's funny (or even if itâs not funny)
Common speech quirks and things I say and type a lot include "wowzers", "eep", abbreviating "-ing" to "-in", and capitalizing words for emphasis
I LOVE turtles. Can't get enough of em. My favorite species is the three-toed box turtle!
You are always free to mention me on posts or send me asks for literally anything! People nudging me to show me something they think I'd like brings me SO much joy.
Fruity fella who loves (literal) fruit
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I am disabled!! (I know I said it at the top) My disabilities include ADHD, dermatillomania, misophonia, mitral valve prolapse, and major depressive disorder. Iâm only sharing these because Iâm comfortable doing so and I want to talk about them!
I have a habit of calling anyone who I am even slightly acquainted with "bestie". If this makes you uncomfortable please let me know and I will stop!
I make visual art, write, and craft things sometimes! You can check out my stuff under the tags #plums art and #plum writes . I've also been playin the violin for uhhh... 7 years now?
I HATE discourse and I'm a strict inclusionist. This blog is safe for endogenic and mixed origin systems, self-diagnosed folx, folx who use microlabels, and pretty much anyone not trying to cause harm to others. Please keep discourse out of here.
I'm a scalie and also alterhuman in some kinda way!! I don't really label it lol but I am a three-toed box turtle in some capacity.
You can find me on ao3 here
You can find me on YouTube here
And you can find me on Discord under the user pickledplums ! If you shoot me a friend request or DM please let me know who you are first or I will likely not respond.
My blog name is a lyric from the song âGhostdubsterâ from the âSuper Ghostbusters Deluxe Editionâ album by Vargskelethor. Give it a listen, funniest shit Iâve ever heard.
Spam likes/reblogs are okay!! They make me rlly happy :))
Non-definitive list of fandoms I'm in/media I enjoy:
Sonic the Hedgehog
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (mostly 2003 and rise but I love all iterations)
Tales from the Stinky Dragon
Usagi Yojimbo
PaRappa the Rapper/UmJammer Lammy
Rhythm Heaven
Samba de Amigo
Magic the Gathering (not really versed in the lore but I do play the game!)
Dungeons & Dragons
Spongebob Squarepants (the main cartoon and the musical)
Kid Cosmic
South Park (I am not very active in the fandom anymore and have not watched the actual show in ages, but I will occasionally like/reblog fanart. I recognize the problems it and itâs creators have.)
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Welcome to my silly little blog! I hope you enjoy your stay :}
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hello pip seeing you are deeply into tai sui can i ask for your help in understanding cultivation? ive read a couple of different novels and webtoons talking about it but i feel like im missing something. is it that physical and mental diligence give you spirit superpowers?
yeah of course!! or at least what I understand about it since my knowledge comes from 2.5 cultivation novels and maybe too many fanfics, so if anyone wants to correct me, feel free to LOL
cultivation as a genre is a little like wizards/magic or fantasy as a genre, in that while there are certain genre staples, the rules can vary widely depending on how the author builds their world.Â
usually, cultivation is advanced through meditation and training of oneâs qi (the life force that exists in everything. sort of like chakra from naruto) with the goal of creating or building up oneâs core/strengthening their spirit, which allows them to do funky fruity magic bullshit and life much longer than mortal people and/or become immortal.Â
although the âend goalâ of cultivation can change depending on the setting, generally people cultivate until they die or until they ascend into divinity. itâs often split up into early, middle, late, and peak stages, with each stage allowing the user to become more powerful spiritually and physically. some settings make the distinction between physical cultivators (people whose cultivation primarily focuses on building up the body), and spiritual cultivation (the inverse of that).
since you brought up tai sui specifically, Iâll briefly explain their cultivation system under the cut
1. the âiâm just a little guyâ stage
the goal of this stage is more or less just to open your spiritual eyes which you need to cultivate. if youâre lucky enough to cultivate in an immortal sect, that just means you go to a highly spiritual place to refine your spiritual sense by meditation and studying a bunch. if youâre not lucky enough for that, just hope that you have access to enough spiritual stones to absorb their energy so that you donât die horribly when you open your spiritual eyes LOL
2. open-eyed stage/half-immortals
these fellas can take spiritual energy into their bodies to use, but they havenât established their foundation and found a Way of the Heart to follow to advance their cultivation. theyâre still mortal, but they get to live for a couple hundred years, and if they want to continue cultivating past this point, then they spend that time searching for their Way and refining their spiritual bones
3. established foundation
once you found a Way to follow and base your cultivation on, you construct your immortal spirit and establish your foundation. now youâre actually immortal!! barring an unfortunate murder. and youâre really powerful compared to the two scrubs that came before.
4. ascended spirit
these guys have completely cast off their physical bodies and donât really need to eat or anything like that. theyâre almost the most powerful folks in the setting, but this will not stop them from getting relentlessly bullied by everyone else (qiu sha), even (and especially) if theyâre peak masters
5. shed skin
these guys are like. whole natural disasters on themselves. super guys. basically gods. they are very big and very old and probably need to be bullied more.
#tl;dr physical and mental diligence DOES give you spirit superpowers#pip speaks#hope this helps!!#this was a bit more writing than i expected but in my defense i am a world building enthusiast#if you have any more questions feel free to ask!! i love having an excuse to talk LOL
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Who's your fav out of the chain??
Hello Anon,
Iâm finally getting around to this :D
I list most of my faves in my bio but I'm just going to assume you want full details so let me shift into awooga mode. List below the cut!
I have top 3 favourites in the chain: Warriors, Wind and Four in that order.
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1. Warriors is my number one fave. I love the fanon characterization of him being real fruity and a bit of a himbo but it's the canon characterization of him that really tickles my fancy. He's intelligent and strategic in battle of course but more than that he acts as a big brother figure in the chain. The Sunset arc is probably the best representation of his personality so far:
This mans ZOOMS to help Wolfie not even knowing they were Twi but instead under the assumption that this Wolf was an important ally to Twi. Like, HELLO??? His captainship is really *mwah* chef's kiss, here.
And then the big brother moments he has in Sunset got me sobbing. He keeps a lighthearted attitude for Twilight, which in my opinion was to distract him from whatever trauma his wounds were currently suffering. He doesn't act this way out of ego which some may interpret this as. To me, this really just shows his experience and skills in handling these types of situations... But then they are also joking around like brothers would. Itâs so <3333333
BUT THEN MORE IMPORTANTLY HIS INTERACTIONS WITH WIND??? BESTIE... HELLO??? THE HAIR RUFFLE??? CUTIES! (See more cute pics here). I also just have so much appreciation for the fact that Warriors still treats Wind as the kid he deserves to be... but then I see that Wars still respects the fact that Wind is a hero and is entirely capable like the rest of them.
My last point for Warriors is that he's just so handsome, for Hylia's sake!!! I lovw him!!! Okay??? đ (collage images from here)
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2. Wind is a close second or honestly probably tied for first since my views on Warriors and Wind are so intrinsically linked with their brotherly dynamic. Any content I can get of Wind spending time with Warriors is something I will FEAST on. I need more. I need to be fed!
Wind reminds me a lot of my nephew who is the same age as him so Iâm a bit endeared to Wind in that way. My nephew lives in the Canadian Maritimes so his love of all things related to nature, the ocean, boating and sea life and his dream to be a fisherman when he grows up is just so Wind. Because of all this, I see him as a direct parallel to Wind and can imagine what interacting with our LU boy would be like.
My nephew genuinely acts like this:
May be an unpopular opinion but I genuinely still think that Wind deserves to be treated like a kid because the others never really got that privilege before they grew up. I think it's incredibly unfair to expect Wind to relive his cycle of trauma with the expectations and duties of being the hero. Let him be a kid no matter his protests... at least sometimes. I will die on this hill.
Heâs also just a very sweet and adorable boy. I guess itâs my mature and parental attitude saying this but he shouldnât have to grow up so fast. I mean this as thereâs a difference between treating him like an adult and treating him like a kid that is skilled and has gone through a lot. I just want him to be happy and will protect my blorbo at all costs as if he was another nephew of mine 𧥠(collage images from here)Â
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3. Four is my last fave! The Four Swords manga was my introduction to the Legend of Zelda fandom so they hold a special place in my heart because of that. Four is an incredibly interesting character to me. Heâs cool, level-headed, a bit sassy, sensitive, mysterious, ambiguous... *pats Four on the head*, this fella can fit so much character in himself.
I guess itâs the mystery that I find so interesting. Four hasnât had a big spotlight yet. Honestly, his only real moment has been the last couple Sunset updates and because of this there has been so many fan interpretations of him and I LOVE the variety of it. Is he a kid? Is he an adult? How do the colours work? etc. etc. ALSO HIS MINISH STUFF??? WHEN WILL WE GET TO SEE THAT? I AM SO INTRIGUED! I genuinely canât wait to learn more! He has so many secret powers. I just really want to know how they will be used in the story. Itâs the mystery and my childhood bias, anon.
Anyways, hereâs some pics of the short king himself, Four our beloved đđđâ¤ď¸Â (collage images from here)
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If anyone read this whole post through, thank you for listening to me mutter on about my blorbos. I would be happy to do so again!
Lots of love, Birdo đđđ
#birdmom posts#linked universe#linkeduniverse#linked universe warriors#linked universe wind#linked universe four#lu warriors#lu wind#lu four#đ#đ§Ą#đđđâ¤ď¸#I hope yâall enjoy since this was fun to write#thanks for the ask#i love getting lil messages :)#warriors my beloved#wind my beloved#four my beloved#lu brainrot
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if hxh characters had a powerpoint night
kurapika: why what im doing is morally okay
leorio: 10 reasons why i think humor is a normal coping mechanism
gon: why we should never use math again :)
killua: 26 reasons why you should give me a 70% cut of all the chocolate you purchase
hisoka: a comprehensive list of who i wanna fight with my bungee gum and why
illumi: why i'm a good big brother (killua, pay attention mom and dad helped me with this.)
chrollo: is therapy really a necessity? the answer might shock you
feitan: is reading important?
phinks: why i think supreme is the best clothing line
kite: fellas is it gay to chase your mentor around the world for a crumb of validation
pariston: why i'm better than all of you
ging: i left to get a gallon of milk and never came back, heres why
shizuku: i cant be pretty and know math
machi: 15 things you can do before accepting a date with hisoka
pakunoda: 12 reasons why u should adopt a cat and slap phinks (in this order)
shalnark: all of us should have fruity bat phones
bisky; why i listen to meg thee stallion and U should too
milluki: who is hatsune miku and why am i dating her
uvogin: gyms are a scam, here's how i came out shredded as fuck
nobunaga: my hair regimen (phinks please pay attention.)
franklin: why nobunaga should talk way less
genthru: how to be absolutely Godlike in fortnite.
kalluto: what to do if your brother doesnt come back home? join the troupe, hi im kalluto
mummy guy: why im useful to the troupe
mereum: chess. lets talk about it.
pouf: why its homophobic that mereum pays attention to komugi
pitou: why pouf should stop talking
youpi: im hot as fuck and heres why
cheetu: i do not sound like the laffy taffy song guy please.
silva: why my finishing move is sitting on someones face *pic of chrollo looking absolutely terrified*
alluka: 3 reasons why ponies are superior to u and why i need one
cheadle: if murder was legal id kill pariston heres why
#hxh#hunter x hunter#hxh hcs#hxh shitpost#hunter x hunter hcs#hunter x hunter shitposts#feitan#illumi zoldyck#hisoka morow#shalnark#phantom troupe#chrollo lucilfer#kurapika#leorio#gon freccs#killua zoldyck#gon#killua#hisoka#chrollo#kite#mereum#pouf#pitou#chimera ants#hisoka hxh#hxh chrollo#hxh illumi#illumi#illuzoldycks [ shitposts ]
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Hey wassup my favorite wop, it's ya boy, the anime van guy again. But, I should say, I don't gotta van anymore since I traded up to a camper. It's still a van, just a bigger camper is all. I can fit a lot more anime figures and merch in it now. I talked to some fruity tech worker about "over landing" or something and said he wanted to trade his rv for something more "tuff" so guess what? Bing bam boom, I gotta shag-mo-bile. I'm even making more money now, the lot I was paying this guy to stay in, it's a manufacturing place, making airplane parts and stuff, fella by the name of Joe. I go to Joe one day and tell him "hey Joe, why don't you hire me to clean up rather then your workers?" at first he was like "nah" but I talked him into it. Ya see, if he let's his boys work making product for the last hour of the day, let's em clock out and go home and only pays ME to clean it up for 3 hours, that's more money for him. I gotta sweep the shop floor and mop out 15 CNC machines but hey, it's $100 a day to do that, $400 a week, and my living expenses are only $300 a week, so hell man, I'm making PROFIT now. That's $100 a week for stupid shit like anime merch and figures. I still got money in the bank from my winnings but man, life is good still. God is great. Me and my anime pillow waifu (aka "Daki" for you gaijin) are gunna drink together and watch re-runs of the Andy Griffith show. Anyway man, hope you're good too and having a good Valentines day like I will. Much love.
I always love this anon I never know if heâs just doing a long term bit or if Iâm getting fucking notes in a skyrim quest learning lore about someone Iâll never know like idek if I want to know but like omg either way congrats bro. I may find anime cringe and if ur real u get a pass cause ur living yiur life in yiur own way tjay isnât just some miserable city slicker deep in debt
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hehe the gay war criminals are two men who fought in Vietnam together who like traumatising children and all people with common sense know theyâre gay <3 fellas is it a little fruity to tell your almost life long bestie, whom you got a matching tattoo with and swore to protect till the day he died and also who you just dumped your normal life for - which included a girlfriend you instantly ghosted the second he came back to you - that heâs your only weakness? and is it a little bit of a homo move to then immediately get him arrested because you fear the power that your love for him has over you? is that just a little bit gay? and the answer is yes. Also the show just has terrible writing now but thatâs a totally different topic on its own
and Britta! (Blonde from community) yes she is a little bit of the worst but also I kinda love her sheâs terrible in an embarrassing way where even she is a little embarrassed. honestly though I love all the characters except Pierce n thatâs mainly bc Chevy Chase wasnât acting hes a racist asshole in real life but otherwise? the show is amazing. and also Dean Pelton is reverse CW representation - the kind of representation that seemed like it was going to be homophobic and then actually ended up rather sweetly sincere, albeit not perfect. Community my beloved <3 all the documentary episodes are so good Iâve watched the one about the pillow fight war at least fifteen times
also like almost everyone in Community is bisexual. this is technically a hc but if you watch the show youâll know itâs really just the truth. in short Community not gay but in a good kind of actually it is gay way, Cobra Kai gay in a homophobic way bc the writers donât know what show theyâre writing
oh huge mood. i gave her the rundown and she was like "yeah thats who i thought you meant lol" and then "yeah they weren't stated as gay but i can see the vibe" and then Did Not Elaborate Further.
so like always sunny in philadelphia but wholesome sometimes and they suck less? except pierce? /hj
i haven't seen that show either <3
but yeah fuck i actually need to watch community i've literally enjoyed almost every clip i've seen of it like. please @ me just do it. just do it. just d
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The Alien and the Thief. Ch 1
BTS AU Fic:Â Yoongi/OC
Rating:Â R
Beta:Â None
Warnings:Â violence, reference to child abuse
Summary: The Sesh came to Earth looking for willing females to help keep their race from dying out. Can an alien and a thief find their happy ever-after?
Notes: I hope you enjoy my new story, and would love to hear any thoughts/comments you have about it. Thanks.
Chapters:Â 1| 2 | ...
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The aliens came around two years ago. Â Earth was shocked, but was also at the point of not caring. Â The planet, as a whole, was so far into starvation and never-ending wars that the entire population of Earth was almost grateful to be obliterated by an unknown race. Â Instead, the Sesh wanted to help Earth. Â Medicine, food, and other necessities would be provided for all; for a price. Women. Â The Sesh race would soon be gone as they had not produced more than a handful of women in the last century. Â Earth, on the other hand, had an abundance of women. Â The aliens figured Earth could share. Â The few politicians who were left gave an unconvincing show of bravo and outrage, while the Sesh just went on with their plan only contacting the âleadersâ out of courtesy.
People around the globe stood in awe when aliens and construction materials were beamed down to different parts of Earth. Â Buildings went up in hours. Â Each with a sign that said, âIntake Centerâ. Â That was amazing, but the aliens themselves were more so. Â They looked human, but more perfect. Â More sculpted. Â Somewhat harsh, and undeniably sexy. Â They stood tall, lean, and had an air about them that said they could handle their own.
While everyone stood dumbfounded watching, huge screens dropped down from the sky hovering above the Intake Centers. Â The screen flicked on, and the most beautiful man anyone had seen smiled at them all. His dark black hair fell roguishly over his large brown eyes. Â His face looked as if it had been sculpted by a master who made every line perfect. Â He had what must be a type of military uniform on. It was dark blue, and had different colored gems adorning his right sleeve. Â Earth held its breath, as he began to speak in the native language of each country an Intake Center was established.
âGreetings to Earth. I am Emperor Seokjin of the Sesh. We are very happy to offer our services to your world. Â We have food, medicine, and many other necessities that are scarce on your world. Â As many of you already know, the Sesh race is dying out. Â We would be honored if the women of your world would join with us to create the families that are needed to see the Sesh prosper. Â These Intake Centers will be where the rules and regulations will be told to any who wish to join with a Sesh male. Â Any woman who wants to make a life with a Sesh male will be treated with honor and respect. Â She will be treasured above all. Â We look forward to having a beneficial alliance with Earth. Â May your life be full of peace.â Â With one last radiant smile. Â The screen went blank.
Riots started almost immediately. Â The Sesh warriors who came down with the building materials, just watched with an almost detached amusement as everything that was thrown at them was unable to penetrate a force field that encompassed the whole Intake Centers. Â Rocks, bullets, knifes, and even a missile produced from some end of the world cache could not pass through the field. Â After two weeks, even the dumbest human understood that nothing they did could make the Sesh go away. Â Little by little women began to make their way to the Intake Centers. This riled up the mobs again, but they fast learned that if they tried to forcibly stop a woman from entering an Intake Center, the Sesh had no qualms about doing whatever was necessary to save said woman. Â Several men found their grasping arms broken. Â It was done quickly and efficiently, with the Sesh helpfully pointing out where the attackers could get medical help at the new hospital down the street.
In less than three months, things had settled down into an uneasy truce. Â Now it was two years later, and things had gotten somewhat better for Earth. Â People were still greedy and mean. Â So, the rich still got richer while the poor struggled. Â It seemed that the Sesh were happy to let Earth manage what was given to them with little interference from them. Â A voucher system was put into place for the women of Earth. Â Someone who wanted to join with a Sesh had to have a voucher. Â Vouchers were highly sought after, and for the poor seemed to be a pipe dream. Â It seemed that humans could even mess up and turn an alien invasion into a way to screw each other over.
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 Amy Toth was a thief, among other things.  She did have rules, though.  She would only steal from the rich.  Others of her trade would steal anything that they could, no matter who it was from. Amy figured that the poor already had it rough enough, and the rich would be fine being a few credits lighter. So that is why she was in the swank part of town, pretending to enjoy a fruity drink, which had cost her a pretty penny.  She had used more credits to shower, and had on her best set of cloths that she only used when she came to this part of town. Â
Her mark was a woman so occupied laughing with her friends, that she had no clue her purse was open. On her first reconnaissance pass, Amy had noted that the womanâs wallet was small which had sealed the deal. Â Figuring it was now or never, Amy proceeded with her plan. Â Getting up from her table, Amy threw her cup away, before stumbling on nothing and going down hard in front of the marks table.
âOh, no! Â Are you okay?â
All the women jumped up with a cry, trying to help Amy. Â Leaning her weight on the mark, Amy deftly lifted her wallet from the open purse and slid it into her pocket. Â It was smooth and done in seconds.
âIâm so embarrassed!â Amy cried, in the high pitch nasal voice that all the uptowners seemed to use. âThank you so much for helping me!â Giving an embarrassed laugh, Amy repeatedly thanked the women until she was around the corner. Â Taking off at a run, she was two streets over before she started fishing into her pocket to see what she had managed to get. Â Suddenly, her talkie went off. Â Shoving the stolen wallet back into her pocket, Amy scrambled to pull her small talkie out of her other pocket. Â The device had cost almost a years worth of savings, but Amy was happy to have it.
âWhatâs wrong?â Amy asked the second she clicked the answer button. Â The only person who knew this number was her little sister, and her sister wouldnât call unless something was wrong. Â Amy began running even before her sister answered.
âThey are here!â her sister whispered, obviously trying to make as little noise as possible.
âStay in the emergency hole. Iâm coming!â Amy clicked off and then ran faster than she ever had before. Â She knew who âtheyâ were. Â Skif and his crew had been after Amy to join their operation. Â She had said no more times than she could count. Â Looks like the last no was one too many for them. Â
Running through the back allies, Amy was soon climbing a fence that led to a totally different world than the part she was just in. Â Throwing herself over, she hardly took notice of the ripping sound of her pant leg getting caught on the top before tumbling down on the hard dirt. Â Scrambling up she took off running, crossing the old train tracks in record time. Â Her lungs were on fire, but she pushed on. Â She would die before she let anything happen to her sister. Â Cutting up a garbage strewn street, she could see her front door wide open. Â Charging up the rotting stairs, she bursts into the shabby apartment.
âIf it aint Miss Amy. We was lookinâ for you. Â Also lookinâ for your cutie sister.â
Amy tried to gulp air into her lungs. Â âGet out Skif!â Amy managed to wheeze out, trying to take in the positions of Skif and his two men. Â One was close to the hidey hole that Amy knew her sister was in. Â Taking a few deeper breaths, Amy pushed her way through the men, and then turned to faced them. Â Causing them to group around Skif and move away from where her sister was hiding.
âIs that any way to treat a friend, lovey?â Skifâs broken and yellowed teeth flashed in a tight smile as he took a few steps toward Amy.
âNot your friend.â Amy answered, standing her ground. Â She reached into her back pocket and brought out her switch blade. Â The click when the blade made its appearance made Skifâs eyes harden.
âYou really think that little poker is gunna save you?â Skif asked, giving a little laugh.
Skif was the leader of a smallish gang. Â Amy had hated him for years, but lately he had started looking at Amyâs sister, Lydia, with a hunger that made Amy want to throw up. Â Soon after that had started, Skif began trying to get Amy to join his gang. Now it seems they were done playing nice.
âIf you donât leave by the count of 3, you will see how good I am with this here poker.â Amy never took her eyes off Skif, as she widened her stance. Â Holding the knife in her fist, blade pointed down, she raised both her fists to chin level. Â She would not go down without a fight, and she had been brawling on the streets since she was ten. Â Her father had been part of the Old American military. Â He had made sure Amy knew how to defend herself.
The sound of a gun being cocked, made Skif and his men whirl around to the front door.
âIt seems you fellas need to listen to Amy and get out.â
Amy could have cried when she saw Digger standing in the doorway, his pistol pointed right at Skif. Digger was old, but was still a good shot. Â Everyone knew that. Â He had also been in the Old American military.
âDo you really think you can take all of us, old man?â Skif tried to laugh again, but Amy heard the unease in his voice.
âWell, I guess you can stay around and find out.â Diggerâs voice was calm, and his hand holding the gun never shook. Â âOr you could leave, and we can all pretend this never happened.â
The face-off lasted only a few seconds, before Skif laughed again.
âWeâll talk later.â He threw over his shoulder at Amy, before he and his men made their way out of the apartment, keeping a close eye on Digger who turned to let them through, but kept his gun on them the whole time. Â Digger watched the gang until they were around the corner, and then came into the apartment and shut and locked the door.
âYou and Lydia need to get different digs.â Digger said, putting the safety back on his gun and sitting down on the dilapidated couch.
âYou too, and thanks.â Amy said as she knocked on the wall above the hole, letting Lydia know she could take the lock off. Â A piece of the wall slid open, and Amy helped Lydia out of the hole. Â Lydia was eight years old and small for her age, but soon the hole would be too little for her. Â Amy had realized that there was an empty space between their own apartment and the neighbors when she accidentlly kicked a hole in the wall. Â It housed some pipes, and would never be big enough for Amy, but it made a perfect space for Lydia to hide when needed. Â Digger had helped her with the door, and most would never know it was there.
âYouâll need to make it quick.â Digger said as he went toward the door. Â âMaybe Iâll see you around.â
Amy watched as Digger left. She wanted to beg him to take them with him. Â Wanted to stay together, but that was not how it worked in this world. Â Digger did what he could. Â Now they were each on their own.
âGrab the go bags!â Amy said to Lydia, who was already moving to where the emergency bags were kept.
Using her knife to lift a floor board, Amy grabbed all the saved credits hidden there. Â Suddenly, she remembered the wallet she had stolen. Pulling it out of her pocket she was happy to see a good chunk of credits to add to her stash. Â Taking a folded piece of paper out, Amy felt her breath leave her when she read. Â It was a voucher!
âLydia! Â Itâs a voucher!â Amy felt her hands shake as she held the voucher.
âThe Sesh.â Lydia reached out a hand almost reverently to the piece of paper.
The two sisters looked stunned at each other, before Amy finally got to her feet. Shoving half the money into both packs before distributing the rest of it in the hidden pockets that she had sewn into both her and her sisterâs clothing.
âAre we going to sell it?â Lydia asked.
Amy didnât answer right away, assessing her options. Â They could make a tidy sum by selling the voucher, but that took time. Â Time, they didnât have. Â Skif could be back any moment, and no matter where they hid, Amy knew he would eventually find them. Â So that left only one option.
âWe are going to go to the Intake Center. Â Now.â Amy said, hefting her backpack into place, then helping Lydia do the same.
âYou mean, you are going to marry a Sesh?â Lydia asked, her eyes wide.
âYes.â Amy said, not letting her fear show. Â Everyone said that the Sesh were a noble race, that treated women well, but Amy never truly believed that they were as good as they claimed to be. Â She wasnât going to tell her sister that, though. Especially because this was their only option now. Â âLetâs go.â
Amy and Lydia double checked that their bags were closed, and then headed out. Â Glancing out the door, Amy didnât see any of Skifâs men around. Grabbing Lydiaâs hand, they ran down the stairs, and started towards the better part of town. Â Toward the Intake Center. Â Towards their chance to get off the hell that was Earth.
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 Warrior 7th Class Yoongi of the Min Clan was tired.  Tired of inspecting Intake Centers.  Tired of the rotten planet called Earth.  Tired of all the crooked deals that made the help given by his people almost impossible for the truly poor to get.  He was at the Intake Center in an Old American city that was called Chicago. It was the last stop of the day, and he was looking forward to getting back to his ship.  They had already had all the formal pageantry that came with his arrival, and Yoongi was now conferring with the Warrior in charge.
Suddenly, loud voices could be heard coming from one of the receptionist areas. Â Yoongi started toward the disturbance. Â Coming around the corner, he could see one of the human receptionists glaring at another human who slapped her hands down on the desk and leaned in.
âIt says I can bring any personal possessions that I want.â The woman said, tapping the pamphlet that briefly went over some of the rules of the Intake Center.
âYour little sister is not a personal possession.â The receptionist said, narrowing her eyes at the other woman.
âSays who? Â Nowhere in the rules does it say I canât bring a human. Besides, the Sesh would have another woman to join with when my sister grows up. Â Two for the price of one!â
âThat is ridiculous!â the receptionist also came to her feet and leaned toward the other woman. Â Both of them looked like they were gearing up for an out and out battle.
Yoongi watched the clash with interest. Â It was true that the womanâs claim that her sister was a personal possession was a bit crazy, but at the same time she did find a loop-hole in the rules. Â One that if she pushed hard enough, would let her get her way. Â Yoongi was sure that this woman would have no trouble pushing as hard as she needed to. Holding up his hand to stop the Warrior in charge from intervening, Yoongi crossed his arms and leaned against the wall. Â It would be fun to see what this Earth woman had up her sleeve next. Â He noted with growing interest that the woman was pretty. She was petite, with brown hair that was currently in a messy bun. Â Her cloths were ripped and dirty in places, but all in all she was clean. Â Her sister sat in a chair next to her. Â The child seemed extremely small to Yoongiâs eyes. Her cloths were cheap, but clean. She had blond hair, and her big blue eyes were watching her sister.
âWhy am I even talking to you? Â I want to speak to whoever is in charge here!â
Yoongi figured that was his cue. Â He had decided that he wanted this little human.
âI will allow you to bring your sister, if you join with me.â Yoongi called from where he was leaning against the wall, causing his men to gasp. Â Straightening, he made his way toward the desk where his little human stood.
Amy looked up, and then took a step back. Â There was a whole group of Sesh staring at her. Â Trying to focus on what had just been said. Â She looked at the Sesh who seemed to be the leader of the group. Â He was dressed in the blue military uniform that all the Sesh seemed to wear. Â He had silver hair, and almost black eyes. Â He was not as tall as the other Sesh surrounding him, but he was still taller than her.
âIâŚI..What?â Amy wanted to smack herself.  She was stuttering like a fool.  She felt her face burn in embarrassment when the Sesh gave her a somewhat patronizing smile before repeating what he said.
âI will allow you to bring your sister, if you join with me.â
âWho are you?â Amy made herself stand tall and look directly in his eyes.
âWarrior 7th Class Yoongi of the Min Clan. Â At your service.â Yoongi bowed.
âOk. Â Warrior what-its from the Min Clan. Â Why should I join with you?â
âI will honor you and your sister. Â I will keep you safe and happy. Â We will be a family. Â Plus, Iâm the only one who can say yes to your claim that your sister is a personal possession.â Yoongi finished with a slight smirk.
Amy locked eyes with him a while longer, before slowly nodding her head. Â âIâm Amy Toth. Â As long as you keep my sister and me safe. I will join with you.â
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The Detour
Saturday 9th - Sunday 10th June 2018
After our first plans of off-roading this weekend came to a halt with Maxâs car developing âa noiseâ we decided instead to head out on a overnight camping adventure. We decided to head for a bothy towards the Elan Valley but another late change of plans, due to Maxâs hangover and him not wishing to join us, saw us heading for a slightly closer location.
So me and Tpain (not the actual one) headed for Glasbury, with our final destination a bothy on the edge of the Grwyne Fawr reservoir. A simple 8 mile walk through some lovely welsh countryside. Setting out from the bus stop in Glasbury at around 6pm heading first for Felindre village, our first forage into walking for an overnight stay. The first field was waist high in corn, so we decided a path around the edge would be best, only a slight deviation on distance and time. The second field a tad more interesting, while trying to find a position that was comfortable with my new backpack and multitasking the phone with OS maps and a bag of sweet and salty popcorn, the heard of 30 cows decided they liked us enough to follow us at a brisk pace. We both decided a slight increase in pace was best as being rescued by the farmer after 1/2 a mile of walking was not something we wanted.
After passing the pub (little did we know it would be our god send on the way back down) in the village and a small group of houses, we take a left off the road to our first bridleway and first signs of a steady uphill. Staying on this route for a few miles passing through Hay Forest we come back out briefly onto a farm track signed for the âEssex boys and girls schoolâ . A very odd sign to see when your deep in beacons territory.
A few more styles, a bit of a lost path moment in a wood of dense fir trees, a stream to cross and a steep grassy bank past some old barns, we are back on a single track road heading uphill towards Rhos Fawr Common. It is here in the glorious afternoon sun we see sight of other people, a couple and a dog sat basking in the rays and a young lad on a pitbike giving it the beans across the fields. We decided here is a good place to stop for 5, get some more fruity sweets tucked in the pockets for energy boost for the next part, walking up and over the steep path of Rhiw Cwnstab. Now you can see this path from the main A road going past the Hay on Wye turning, its a rather steep looking path directly on the side of the valley. With the temperature still around 18 degrees it was also a very warm climb, but not as fearsome as once thought and we were up and over in no time.Â
The final walk to the bothy were downhill so made the last part so much easier and the bothyâs access is on very steep sided banks, that lead down onto the river. But the hard part was over, it was 9:30pm, we were hungry and in need of some beer and a sleep (did i mention i was up at 6am to drive my brother in law to brum airport?). The rest of the night was pretty tame, food was cooked and beer drank, we got the log burner fired up just to take the chill out the place and hit the hay. Iâm a light sleeper and not having my proper sleeping mat mixed with the toad that i found downstairs behind the fireplace making noise, i reckon i got about 3-4 hours sleep in. Which is usual for me at home anyway. Tom snored his way into sleepy land all night.
Satâs Stats : 8.2 Miles - 3 Hours - 1988ft Elevation Gain
SUNDAYÂ
Standard morning stuff happens. Cook beans for breakfast without burning them like the previous nights dinner, have a good top wash in the weir which to my surprise wasn't as cold as i was expecting.Â
Now Iâm not sure if its custom to leave things for other guests, but we really didn't want to carry the other beers we didn't drink round with us all day, so i constructed a dam in the corner of the weir and left the two cans in there to chill. Hopefully somebody finds them before thereâs a load of rain and they float away.Â
We also have a guest, a fella on his mountain bike passing by came down to have a look in the bothy and ask us if we had stayed the night and what it was like. Pretty sure he will be back soon to try for himself.
Anyway we get going at around 11am, with the intention of walking the length of the reservoir then taking a left up onto the ridge and back towards the car. However i dont have a map of this part of the Brecons and my phone OS maps wouldn't load due to no signal, so with only half a map to work with we set off in the hope that it would be well signed for another path up to the top of the ridge...6 miles later and knowing we are still going in the wrong direction, we decide to cut through the woods and up a fireroad. Climbing up a fair distance then back down, then up again. Passing all the little houses and car parks on the opposite side this time. We also got asked for directions to the top, which was hard not to laugh at with our route planning skills.
A few more ups and downs, and then one final fence hop we stopped for a quick sarnie and a breather about 50 metres from the ridge line. Temperatures now creeping above 20 degrees, the next few hours along the ridge are very hot and rather tiring. We take in Blacksmiths Anvil, Twyn Talycefn, Rhos Dirion, Rhiw y Fan and Rhiw Wen. The views from up here are something else, just peaks and valleys for as far as you can see.
But this time i could feel my feet had had enough and tom was feeling much the same. With the OS maps working again it looked like another 3 miles lay out in front of us, trying to plot a simple direct route was our first option but this was skewed slightly with the inclusion of heading to the pub we passed yesterday afternoon. Running out of water about a mile from the pub only made this diversion more worthy. 2 pints, 2 water bottles filled with very small ice cubes and a lottery ball picked out of a bag i was finished. Forgetting the short mile and a half walk back to the car. This was dealt with a swiftly as my feet would allow and my brain reminding me of the pack of custard creams waiting for me in the boot. It was a long old day, the furthest distance Iâve walked in a day so far. So the only logical thing to do now is to walk further. I do love my need to push myself further and further some times. Other times not so much.
Sunday Stats : 19.3 Miles - 6:30 Hours - 1932ft Elevation Gain
Tom with that hill and that path in the distance.
Sat looking back at the dam, just below the ridge.
A rather naff photo of my latest backpack.
The ripper of a stove in the bothy.
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rabbit doll
// akihiko sanada (downtomyunderoos) & kanji tatsumi (needlepunk)
1. Akihiko --
âHere, I saved some for you. Try it?â
2. Kanji --
âHuh- really? A-alright, if ya say so, that isâŚ.â Even with Akihikoâs permission, Kanji was still hesitant to accept what was being offered. He normally just did tiny crack snacks so hard candies were a bit different on his teeth. That all hardly mattered when the peach sweetness hit his tongue and melted away. It was so fruity and enjoyable.
âHehe, thanks, Senpai! Iâll pay for candy next time. Promise.â
3. Akihiko --
âNah, donât worry about it.â And he meant it, being that these were sweets given to him a few days ago by Takeba. Some things never change. Nonetheless, Akihiko was fully aware someone like Tatsumi was a man of his word. Also that he and his mother ran a textile shop.
âBy the way, what are you working on?â he asked, nodding to the sewing tools spread on the nearby table.
4. Kanji --
âHuh?â
Kanji glanced back up from his work table and took his foot off the sewing machine pedal. His entire station was a complete mess of fabric, and no doubt a needle or two hidden somewhere among everything. Heâd have to be careful when he stood up, less he wanted to get stabbed by his own carelessness.
In his hand was a jumbled up mess of various colored felt. To his side was a sketch pad, open to a page with a sketched out pattern. âOh, wellâŚI-Iâve been tryinâ ta amp up the dolls we make here at the shop. The rabbits were a huge hit, so now Iâm tryinâ to make better ones based on the persona I always see Senpai usinâ.â
From the (rather poor) drawing and color fabrics one could make out that he was working on an Agathion, currently working on the golden pot for the plushyâs body. âCan I get ya somethinâ? We donât got a lot but I can get ya a soda or some tea if yâere gonna be here for a while.â
5. Akihiko --
âSenpaiâ?
âŚAh, he must had meant his leader.
Akihiko recalled the silver-haired young man with the sword. He, too, was gifted with summoning multiple personae. Tatsumi seemed so hard at work â actually it appeared as though he was lost in it. So this was one way the Investigation Teamâs leader inspired them⌠He could sense a strong fondness for the guy. The general vibe he got from their group during the Grand Prix affair felt similar to how SEES moved forward for Arisatoâs sake:
Akihiko resumed college, and here he was, entering the textile shop in the middle of his break. Normally heâd spend hours training if not studying, but life always had a strange sense of humor. He never suspected other persona users much less even going out of his way to visit them. He changed, albeit a little â instead of living more like a power-hungry hermit.
Then, ârabbitsâ made him blink. Toys of that nature reminded him of Miki, but a rabbit doll also involved happier memories of Arisato. Of when he gave one to her. He didnât keep othersâ belongings. Akihiko ultimately decided theyâd hold him back in a way, hoarding things of the past.
âThatâs fine, I wonât be here long,â he said while nonchalantly scanning the area. A nostalgic, homely feel. A slice of Inaba. Nonetheless, a hidden gem in his eyes. Bringing up the next thing made Akihiko meek even though Tatsumi wouldnât know the reason. âYou, uh, mentioned rabbits..? You happen⌠to have any left?â
6. Kanji --
There was much work to be done, but at least the first of many new dolls was almost finished. He just had to finish the construction of the head and then finally piece it all together: head, pot, and handles and then one down! Already, Kanji was thinking of which persona he could make next. Maybe Takae Mikazuchi? Or perhaps even Izunagi! Those werenât exactly, cute, tho. If it wasnât cute then itâd risk not selling. Sad as it was, Kanji had to think about what would actually bring the shop money more than what he felt was better in his heart, sometimes.
Akihikoâs question grabbed his attention before he could continue sewing again. âHuh? Oh yeah, we got plenty of those little things left. Why? Ya want one? âCause you can help yourself.â Kanji stood up from his sewing machine and stretched his arms out, all too happy to fell the joints in his shoulder blades crackle and pop after being so stiff. He smiled at Akihiko. âYa want a boy rabbit or a girl one?â
7. Akihiko --
He was thankful (and dumbstruck, quite frankly) for how straightforward Tatsumi was. That he wasnât one to pry. Guess Akihiko came to the right place.
âOh, uh⌠boy.â
Although he wouldnât know what the differences would be. Yet the reason he chose that was to own a memento of Kanji. Silly, wasnât it? Yet it would remind Akihiko that he was changing. That he wasnât degenerating â such as traveling without keeping in contact with old friends and dropping out â and instead holding onto new friendships. He could hear Arisato laughing at him, but also.. he knew she would be happy for him.
8. Kanji --
He nodded. âAlright, wait here. Iâll see what I got in stock and you can have whichever rabbit ya want.â Kanji exited his craft room and returned with an assortment of various rabbits all in different outfits, and various sizes. Some where sitting down, others in precious bun-loafs. There was a cop-rabbit, a chef, a farmer, just about any kid friendly role there was. And each rabbit had light blue eyes. âTake whichever one ya want! No big deal!â
9. Akihiko --
The selection left his jaw slightly gaping. âDamn, Tatsumi, you did all this? These are incredible.â
Akihiko plucked up a few one by one, observing and appreciating the creativity and skill. Thisâll be an experience he wonât forget. Funny how one thing can remind one of so many people in different ways.
âI suppose,â a smaller perching cop-rabbit claimed his empty hand now as he gazed at it with warmth, â..Iâll go with this one. Yeah.â
10. Kanji --
âHey, no problem! Iâm glad ya like âem that much.â Kanji saw the look on Akihikoâs face, and it soothed the punkâs soul, knowing how much the other liked his new companion. âGive âim a good name, okay? Oh hey! maybe I should make one that looks like Koromaru, too! What do ya think, huh? Thatâd be cute.â He smiled at the boxer, bright and wide with his teeth exposed.Â
11. Akihiko --
A couple seconds allowed Akihiko to soak in Tatsumiâs brand of spunk, but it nonetheless caused him to chuckle. âI bet Koromaru will be flattered. The real fellaâs pre-tty popular, so I canât imagine the doll not being a hit.â
Akihiko paused out of hesitance for a reason, but alsoâ he realized, from height to hospitality, how Tatsumi gave vibes similar to his best friend⌠before Akihiko blinked.
( Enough, brain. )
âSay, uh⌠how much do I owe you? Donât tell me youâre giving me this in exchange for a piece of candy.â
12. Kanji --
âWhat? Nah, man donât ya worry about it. We got dozens of those left. One little rabbit goinâ to a new home for free ainât gonna hurt us. Heâs yours. My gift to you.âKanji wouldnât accept anything else for an answer as he put away the remaining rabbits. Theyâd all get homes soon enough.
He sat back down at his work station and quickly jotted a few notes heâd need for the next few projects, especially the Koromaru doll. âBesides, I said Iâd buy candy next time. There will bea next time, right? Youâre always welcome in our shop, anytime.â
13. Akihiko --
Damn. Akihiko didnât feel any inclination to argue to that.
âAlright, if you say so⌠Thanks, Tatsumi.â A look of gratitude diffused off his face as he watched Kanji return to his spot. âYeah, Iâll come visit in the near future, donât worry. The rabbit will remind me.â He held up his appointed gift as if giving cheers.
He remained standing and peering over the bundle of dolls. There were still children in this day and age who have nothing. If only Akihiko knew how to craft, but he had to be a rambunctious older brother, didnât he? Kanji really was incredible.
âI bet you made lots of kids happyâŚâ he muttered within earshot before changing his tune. Soles pivoted the other direction. âWellâ I gotta get going. Thanks again, man. Iâll come back again soon. Itâs a promise.â
14. Kanji --
His attention was caught. WhatâŚhad Akihiko just said to him?
He smiled at him. âYeah, sure thing man. See ya next time. Donât be a stranger.â
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Alright I saw those tags and I'm intrigued. What's the strip club story???
IâM SO GLAD YOU ASKED
Letâs set the scene: Montreal, Quebec, Canada. June 2013. Iâm a twenty-something anglophone in town for an anime convention. Iâm tabling with my hetero homies, two buddies from animation school and some of their friends. Iâm IDing as pansexual at the time, but letâs be real, Iâm gay as fuck and clinging to some compulsive heterosexuality.
Itâs night time after the convention, we outta cosplay, we got hard-earned nerd bucks burning holes in our pockets and we are ready to party. These girls are all like LETâS GO TO A STRIP CLUB. And Iâm like⌠uhhh⌠guess this dyke is down to see some dick if we can do shots first? And so we carb up on some pasta, pregame some shots and try to drink a 40 of godawful beer before we give up and roll out.
We roll up to the strip club via very glamorous public transit and one thing is apparent:
We are the only people there who arenât with a bachelorette party.
Veils and tiaras and screaming Mikaelaâs and their âgirlfriendsâ and gay BFF entourages ABOUND. I suggest we drink every time I see one until I realize we would all die. Weâre waiting outside in line for a bit, and itâs all screaming 20-something girls in sashes and heels. They are all rolling up like they starring in Rough Night.
So we get read the NO-TOUCHY rules, pay the $5 cover and are politely informed that we kinda need to keep drinking in order to stay. Only one problem: only 3 out of 5 of us drink. I am one of the three. And the other two are about half my size and donât come from heavy-drinking stock. They will not make it. So I pour one out for my homies and into my mouth. Timeline gets fuzzy around here because as soon as I finish one drink, there is a small Quebecois man with a FUCKING TACTICAL BARTENDING VEST (who I swear is carrying at least 20 bottles on his chest) there to give me another fruity shot called an orgasm and insists I moan to âsavour the flavourâ and heâll only charge me half price. Who am I to pay full price for anything at the measly cost of my dignity? (He was trying to be fun and get the ladies going, think no ill will to this tactical vested liquor slinger.)
Showâs on. Iâm sloshed. My girls are ENRAPTURED. But in the most adorably shy nerd way. I am not, I am A ROWDY LESBIAN in a male strip club and yelling encouraging things like âYOUâRE DOING GREAT, DUDEâ and âI FUCKING LOVE THIS SONGâ and âNOICE DICK.â The club is small, sweaty, dark, loud and filled with riled up lasses out for a good time. It was the happiest adult place in the world, apparently. Guys come out on the stage and the THEATRICS. Oh me, oh Magic Mike and Ru Paulâs Drag Race, THE THEATRICS. It was all so very extra. They have costumes. They have coordinated routines. They pull a woman on stage, blindfold her, have a guy carry her to a bed and feed her a banana.Â
Around this time, my party finds out about private dances after a lady at the next table requests the company of a lad who can pantomime like his dick is attached to a string heâs pulling. Itâs amazing. Iâm very impressed. Thereâs some conspiratorial whispering from my compadres; Iâm not privy to it because Iâm laughing at the assless chapped cowboys on stage and arguing with a waiter in broken French that I am more than okay on drinks, mon amie. But then I turn around and my friendâs friend, the tiniest mousiest Chinese girl, has this dude all up on her and is giving him like specific instructions. âSheâs got some specific fantasies,â Iâm told. I roll my eyes and my inner Asian grandma comes out in a judgey, âAiyaâŚâ I feel like her ancestors are channeling their disappointment though me like a spirit medium. Bitch does not care tho, NOR SHOULD SHE HAVE. WHO AM I TO JUDGE? Her ancestors could send The Great Stone Dragon to come get this hot mess and Iâd back this bitch and her dishonour up.
Thatâs when weâre interrupted by the bass thumping part of the ceiling onto the table ahead of us. Show doesnât stop tho. Oh no. People that the ceiling fell on are moved to another table and given a free round of drinks. Table is cleaned up and more people are seated there. THE SHOW MUST GO ON.
I turn around from that mess to see the other friend of my friend Iâm with getting her private time with a fella and Iâm just like⌠okay, you spend the money you made selling yaoi to fujoshis however you want, gurl. No judgement, Iâm gonna go to Build-a-Bear after this, probably.
And then⌠oh and THEN! MY! FAVOURITE! PART!
So the show has been your standard over the top costume stuff so far. Itâs fine, but Iâm getting bored.
Then come the⌠codpieces?
And the power sanders?!?
Iâm all in.
They have ladders set out on the stage and these boys, junk all blinged out in shiny silver metal codpieces and nothing else, are sanding the ladders in a coordinated dance routine and SPARKS ARE FLYING INTO THE AUDIENCE. SPARKS. Into the veils and tiaras and drunk as fuck straight girls, gay guys and one lesbian in the crowd.
I donât know where this is going. Iâm drunk! Iâm confused! Iâm gay! My crew are all getting lap dances! A small frenchman keeps making me drink orgasms! Thereâs codpieces and penises and power tools and ladders and pyrotechnics! WHERE IS THIS ALL GOING?!
âŚThe boys step up on the laddersâŚ
âŚThey take the power sandersâŚ
And grind them codpieces.
SPARKS FLY OFF THEY METAL DICKS!!!
I nearly fainted I screamed and clapped so loud.
And thatâs how the lesbian had a better time at a male strip club than anyone actually attracted to men did.
The end.
#epilogue: i have no idea how i got back to the hotel that night#the strip club story#eevasks#holtzmanned-baby#storytime#literaCHUre#rough night#male strip club#strip club
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Someday you'll take all your friends to Paris. While you're saving up, invite some of your most adventurous friends over and take them on a one-day fantasy trip with photos, a French film, language tapes, and perhaps, a quiche.
 Anniversary 101 Â
This anniversary, take your sweetie back to where the two of you began. Return to the place you met, recreate your first date, or do dinner and dancing to summon up where you spent your honeymoon.
 Day at the Beach Â
Bring the beach to your own backyard. Put on your flip flops, break out the suntan lotion and sip fruity drinks. Create a signature "mock-tail" for the under-21 crowd. You are never more than a few steps away from your own private beach ââŹâ bring your own sandbox and kiddie pool to complete the scene.
  Tea Time
Put a new twist on an English classic and take your next tea party to Russia. Make the brew strong, serve into delicate glasses from a pretty silver samovar, and offer elegant little cakes and candies on Vanity Fair napkins.
 A Hint of Glam
Show off the china, get out the crystal and add a little sparkle to your party. It's all about glam, so dust off the china and don't forget the always-so-classic Vanity Fair napkins.
Check newest PRICE & DISCOUNT by clicking Link above, Â SIMILAR PRODUCT always available when this product is out of stock.
DONT WORRY & HAPPY SHOPPING.
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Big Deals for Vanity Fair Impressions Dinner Napkins, 960 Count Paper Napkins (24 Packs of 40 Napkins) With Big Discount
Hi fellas..
Welcome to my shopping experiences blog reviews.
If you want to go shopping for Vanity Fair Impressions Dinner Napkins, 960 Count Paper Napkins (24 Packs of 40 Napkins),
Here i give some recommendation products and best seller list with hot discount.
so you can shop with cheap prize without spending lot of money for best products.
click link below to see more details products..!!
See Products Details >>>
Best promo offered here, this is Vanity Fair Impressions Dinner Napkins, 960 Count Paper Napkins (24 Packs of 40 Napkins) by Vanity Fair. You can get best deal this product with big discount. This iSM-1010 model has many features : * Pack of 960 white 3-ply napkins (24 packs of 40 count) * Napkin Size: 15 inch x 17 inch * Soft and strong, with a cloth-like texture and embossed with stylish Monterey shell design * Recyclable (facility must accept food-contaminated paper and plastic waste) * Subscribe and Save up to 15% or buy smaller packs available in Prime Pantry, Prime Fresh and Prime Now today * Available color : White * Ready stock units : 6 (see "Product Details" link above for newest unit) You can get this product right now with best price. (see "Product Details" in link above for latest price). This is very amazing price. No longer waiting, this promo for Vanity Fair Impressions Dinner Napkins, 960 Count Paper Napkins (24 Packs of 40 Napkins). may be available on limited time depends on customer demands. Product details :
    Add a Timeless Touch to any Meal Â
The maker of Vanity Fair offers a variety of disposable items that add a special touch to any meal occasion. Â
  For Everyday or Entertaining Â
Soft and strong, with a cloth-like texture, Vanity Fair premium paper napkins add a special touch to any meal or moment. From breakfast to dinner and every meal in between, our two-ply everyday napkins are just the right size. When entertaining guests, our three-ply Impressions dinner napkins are 50% larger than our everyday napkin. So, they're perfect for entertaining. No matter the moment, Vanity Fair can make it a little more special.
 Disposables that Dazzle Â
Our collection of fine paper plates and bowls are brilliantly white, beautifully embossed and remarkably strong. Vanity Fair disposable dishware is perfect for everyday or entertaining. And because our elegant disposable dishware is soak-proof, they're the perfect dish for any meal or occasion.
   Everyday Ideas Â
Everybody loves a good time and with these nifty tips you'll be sure to impress family and friends alike. Looking for something to do tonight. What about a prime-time dinner party that everyone will be talking about for weeks to come? We've got you covered.
Post-exercise Brunch
Ah, exercise. It's tough to get moving but it's easier when there's a delicious, healthy meal to come home to. Get your family members together for a walk or a bike ride, then come home to a heart-warming and heart-healthy meal.
 Game Night
Take the kids' digital devices away and get your board game on. Make the meal simple by grabbing Chinese takeout or pizza and let the games begin.
 Cinco de my House
For busy families, any meal together is reason to celebrate. Why not celebrate the fifth of any month with a Mexican food fiesta. Creating a smorgasbord of tasty south-of-the-border treats is always quick and simple.
 Breakfast at Night
The kitchen is the center of your home, so get the kids and get started on this simple and delicious meal. After all, waffles, pancakes and French toast taste great any time of day.
 Family First
Looking to try something new? Before you serve it to dinner guests, practice on your family. You'll get to enjoy a family dinner together and get some opinions from your toughest critics.
 Teach Table Setting
Get some inexpensive placemats and draw the outline of a fork, knife, spoon and napkin with a waterproof marker. It's a great way to teach your kids how to set the table.
 Game Day
For the kids' next soccer match, open up your playbook of good times and throw a tailgate party. Chips, dips, finger foods, sandwiches and Vanity Fair napkins. It's sure to be a winner.
   Entertaining Ideas
Whether big or small, get-togethers are a time to celebrate with good times and good friends. And here's a few simple, yet sophisticated ideas to elevate the occasion even more.
 Summer Drink Party
Start with a signature drink. Serve them on a glass-top table with lights below to showcase your summer style and line your bar with Vanity Fair beverage napkins to keep slips and drips to a minimum. Don't forget to have some homemade iced tea or freshly squeezed lemonade on hand.
 Around the World Â
Someday you'll take all your friends to Paris. While you're saving up, invite some of your most adventurous friends over and take them on a one-day fantasy trip with photos, a French film, language tapes, and perhaps, a quiche.
 Anniversary 101 Â
This anniversary, take your sweetie back to where the two of you began. Return to the place you met, recreate your first date, or do dinner and dancing to summon up where you spent your honeymoon.
 Day at the Beach Â
Bring the beach to your own backyard. Put on your flip flops, break out the suntan lotion and sip fruity drinks. Create a signature "mock-tail" for the under-21 crowd. You are never more than a few steps away from your own private beach ââŹâ bring your own sandbox and kiddie pool to complete the scene.
  Tea Time
Put a new twist on an English classic and take your next tea party to Russia. Make the brew strong, serve into delicate glasses from a pretty silver samovar, and offer elegant little cakes and candies on Vanity Fair napkins.
 A Hint of Glam
Show off the china, get out the crystal and add a little sparkle to your party. It's all about glam, so dust off the china and don't forget the always-so-classic Vanity Fair napkins.
Check newest PRICE & DISCOUNT by clicking Link above, Â SIMILAR PRODUCT always available when this product is out of stock.
DONT WORRY & HAPPY SHOPPING.
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Cheap Deals for Vanity Fair Impressions Beverage Napkins, 480 Count Paper Napkins (12 Packs of 40 Napkins) With Lower Price
Hi fellas..
Welcome to my shopping experiences blog reviews.
If you want to go shopping for Vanity Fair Impressions Beverage Napkins, 480 Count Paper Napkins (12 Packs of 40 Napkins),
Here i give some recommendation products and best seller list with hot discount.
so you can shop with cheap prize without spending lot of money for best products.
click link below to see more details products..!!
See Products Details >>>
Best promo offered here, this is Vanity Fair Impressions Beverage Napkins, 480 Count Paper Napkins (12 Packs of 40 Napkins) by Vanity Fair. You can get best deal this product with big discount. This  model has many features : * Pack of 480 white 3-ply napkins (12 packs of 40 count) * Napkin Size: 9.8 inch x 9.8 inch * Soft and strong, with a cloth-like texture and embossed with stylish Monterey shell design * Recyclable (facility must accept food-contaminated paper and plastic waste) * Subscribe and Save up to 15% or buy smaller packs available in Prime Pantry, Prime Fresh and Prime Now today * Available color : * Ready stock units : 3 (see "Product Details" link above for newest unit) You can get this product right now with best price. (see "Product Details" in link above for latest price). This is very amazing price. No longer waiting, this promo for Vanity Fair Impressions Beverage Napkins, 480 Count Paper Napkins (12 Packs of 40 Napkins). may be available on limited time depends on customer demands. Product details :
    Add a Timeless Touch to any Meal Â
The maker of Vanity Fair offers a variety of disposable items that add a special touch to any meal occasion. Â
  For Everyday or Entertaining Â
Soft and strong, with a cloth-like texture, Vanity Fair premium paper napkins add a special touch to any meal or moment. From breakfast to dinner and every meal in between, our two-ply everyday napkins are just the right size. When entertaining guests, our three-ply Impressions dinner napkins are 50% larger than our everyday napkin. So, they're perfect for entertaining. No matter the moment, Vanity Fair can make it a little more special.
 Disposables that Dazzle Â
Our collection of fine paper plates and bowls are brilliantly white, beautifully embossed and remarkably strong. Vanity Fair disposable dishware is perfect for everyday or entertaining. And because our elegant disposable dishware is soak-proof, they're the perfect dish for any meal or occasion.
   Everyday Ideas Â
Everybody loves a good time and with these nifty tips you'll be sure to impress family and friends alike. Looking for something to do tonight. What about a prime-time dinner party that everyone will be talking about for weeks to come? We've got you covered.
Post-exercise Brunch
Ah, exercise. It's tough to get moving but it's easier when there's a delicious, healthy meal to come home to. Get your family members together for a walk or a bike ride, then come home to a heart-warming and heart-healthy meal.
 Game Night
Take the kids' digital devices away and get your board game on. Make the meal simple by grabbing Chinese takeout or pizza and let the games begin.
 Cinco de my House
For busy families, any meal together is reason to celebrate. Why not celebrate the fifth of any month with a Mexican food fiesta. Creating a smorgasbord of tasty south-of-the-border treats is always quick and simple.
 Breakfast at Night
The kitchen is the center of your home, so get the kids and get started on this simple and delicious meal. After all, waffles, pancakes and French toast taste great any time of day.
 Family First
Looking to try something new? Before you serve it to dinner guests, practice on your family. You'll get to enjoy a family dinner together and get some opinions from your toughest critics.
 Teach Table Setting
Get some inexpensive placemats and draw the outline of a fork, knife, spoon and napkin with a waterproof marker. It's a great way to teach your kids how to set the table.
 Game Day
For the kids' next soccer match, open up your playbook of good times and throw a tailgate party. Chips, dips, finger foods, sandwiches and Vanity Fair napkins. It's sure to be a winner.
   Entertaining Ideas
Whether big or small, get-togethers are a time to celebrate with good times and good friends. And here's a few simple, yet sophisticated ideas to elevate the occasion even more.
 Summer Drink Party
Start with a signature drink. Serve them on a glass-top table with lights below to showcase your summer style and line your bar with Vanity Fair beverage napkins to keep slips and drips to a minimum. Don't forget to have some homemade iced tea or freshly squeezed lemonade on hand.
 Around the World Â
Someday you'll take all your friends to Paris. While you're saving up, invite some of your most adventurous friends over and take them on a one-day fantasy trip with photos, a French film, language tapes, and perhaps, a quiche.
 Anniversary 101 Â
This anniversary, take your sweetie back to where the two of you began. Return to the place you met, recreate your first date, or do dinner and dancing to summon up where you spent your honeymoon.
 Day at the Beach Â
Bring the beach to your own backyard. Put on your flip flops, break out the suntan lotion and sip fruity drinks. Create a signature "mock-tail" for the under-21 crowd. You are never more than a few steps away from your own private beach ââŹâ bring your own sandbox and kiddie pool to complete the scene.
  Tea Time
Put a new twist on an English classic and take your next tea party to Russia. Make the brew strong, serve into delicate glasses from a pretty silver samovar, and offer elegant little cakes and candies on Vanity Fair napkins.
 A Hint of Glam
Show off the china, get out the crystal and add a little sparkle to your party. It's all about glam, so dust off the china and don't forget the always-so-classic Vanity Fair napkins.
Check newest PRICE & DISCOUNT by clicking Link above, Â SIMILAR PRODUCT always available when this product is out of stock.
DONT WORRY & HAPPY SHOPPING.
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Big SALE for Vanity Fair Impressions Dinner Napkins, 960 Count Paper Napkins (24 Packs of 40 Napkins) With Big Discount
Hi fellas..
Welcome to my shopping experiences blog reviews.
If you want to go shopping for Vanity Fair Impressions Dinner Napkins, 960 Count Paper Napkins (24 Packs of 40 Napkins),
Here i give some recommendation products and best seller list with hot discount.
so you can shop with cheap prize without spending lot of money for best products.
click link below to see more details products..!!
See Products Details >>>
Best promo offered here, this is Vanity Fair Impressions Dinner Napkins, 960 Count Paper Napkins (24 Packs of 40 Napkins) by Vanity Fair. You can get best deal this product with big discount. This iSM-1010 model has many features : * Pack of 960 white 3-ply napkins (24 packs of 40 count) * Napkin Size: 15 inch x 17 inch * Soft and strong, with a cloth-like texture and embossed with stylish Monterey shell design * Recyclable (facility must accept food-contaminated paper and plastic waste) * Subscribe and Save up to 15% or buy smaller packs available in Prime Pantry, Prime Fresh and Prime Now today * Available color : White * Ready stock units : 6 (see "Product Details" link above for newest unit) You can get this product right now with best price. (see "Product Details" in link above for latest price). This is very amazing price. No longer waiting, this promo for Vanity Fair Impressions Dinner Napkins, 960 Count Paper Napkins (24 Packs of 40 Napkins). may be available on limited time depends on customer demands. Product details :
    Add a Timeless Touch to any Meal Â
The maker of Vanity Fair offers a variety of disposable items that add a special touch to any meal occasion. Â
  For Everyday or Entertaining Â
Soft and strong, with a cloth-like texture, Vanity Fair premium paper napkins add a special touch to any meal or moment. From breakfast to dinner and every meal in between, our two-ply everyday napkins are just the right size. When entertaining guests, our three-ply Impressions dinner napkins are 50% larger than our everyday napkin. So, they're perfect for entertaining. No matter the moment, Vanity Fair can make it a little more special.
 Disposables that Dazzle Â
Our collection of fine paper plates and bowls are brilliantly white, beautifully embossed and remarkably strong. Vanity Fair disposable dishware is perfect for everyday or entertaining. And because our elegant disposable dishware is soak-proof, they're the perfect dish for any meal or occasion.
   Everyday Ideas Â
Everybody loves a good time and with these nifty tips you'll be sure to impress family and friends alike. Looking for something to do tonight. What about a prime-time dinner party that everyone will be talking about for weeks to come? We've got you covered.
Post-exercise Brunch
Ah, exercise. It's tough to get moving but it's easier when there's a delicious, healthy meal to come home to. Get your family members together for a walk or a bike ride, then come home to a heart-warming and heart-healthy meal.
 Game Night
Take the kids' digital devices away and get your board game on. Make the meal simple by grabbing Chinese takeout or pizza and let the games begin.
 Cinco de my House
For busy families, any meal together is reason to celebrate. Why not celebrate the fifth of any month with a Mexican food fiesta. Creating a smorgasbord of tasty south-of-the-border treats is always quick and simple.
 Breakfast at Night
The kitchen is the center of your home, so get the kids and get started on this simple and delicious meal. After all, waffles, pancakes and French toast taste great any time of day.
 Family First
Looking to try something new? Before you serve it to dinner guests, practice on your family. You'll get to enjoy a family dinner together and get some opinions from your toughest critics.
 Teach Table Setting
Get some inexpensive placemats and draw the outline of a fork, knife, spoon and napkin with a waterproof marker. It's a great way to teach your kids how to set the table.
 Game Day
For the kids' next soccer match, open up your playbook of good times and throw a tailgate party. Chips, dips, finger foods, sandwiches and Vanity Fair napkins. It's sure to be a winner.
   Entertaining Ideas
Whether big or small, get-togethers are a time to celebrate with good times and good friends. And here's a few simple, yet sophisticated ideas to elevate the occasion even more.
 Summer Drink Party
Start with a signature drink. Serve them on a glass-top table with lights below to showcase your summer style and line your bar with Vanity Fair beverage napkins to keep slips and drips to a minimum. Don't forget to have some homemade iced tea or freshly squeezed lemonade on hand.
 Around the World Â
Someday you'll take all your friends to Paris. While you're saving up, invite some of your most adventurous friends over and take them on a one-day fantasy trip with photos, a French film, language tapes, and perhaps, a quiche.
 Anniversary 101 Â
This anniversary, take your sweetie back to where the two of you began. Return to the place you met, recreate your first date, or do dinner and dancing to summon up where you spent your honeymoon.
 Day at the Beach Â
Bring the beach to your own backyard. Put on your flip flops, break out the suntan lotion and sip fruity drinks. Create a signature "mock-tail" for the under-21 crowd. You are never more than a few steps away from your own private beach ââŹâ bring your own sandbox and kiddie pool to complete the scene.
  Tea Time
Put a new twist on an English classic and take your next tea party to Russia. Make the brew strong, serve into delicate glasses from a pretty silver samovar, and offer elegant little cakes and candies on Vanity Fair napkins.
 A Hint of Glam
Show off the china, get out the crystal and add a little sparkle to your party. It's all about glam, so dust off the china and don't forget the always-so-classic Vanity Fair napkins.
Check newest PRICE & DISCOUNT by clicking Link above, Â SIMILAR PRODUCT always available when this product is out of stock.
DONT WORRY & HAPPY SHOPPING.
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