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Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
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I hope they mesh well and there's no reason to doubt Seb, but a Lewis win simply won't feel the same without 'Get in here Lewis!' and I don't know how I'll cope without my hamertimes.
On the other had, this is really good news for Kimi. Bono is an incredible engineer for a rookie such as him.

#My Bono lies over the ocean#My Bono lies over the sea 🎶#<- Lewis next year.#But how will i survive without Bono saying he wants that man in him?#That was a joke i promise.#Lewis Hamilton#sebastian vettel#Kimi Antonelli#Bono#f1#ferrari#2025 season#motorsport
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Crack idea done between two commissions.
Rip customer service dude. You're back for 4 years and even more mess to deal with 🫡
#i'd like to promise this isn't yet another au but i know better than to promise anything#for now though it's just a one time joke#mello's drawings#twisted wonderland#twst#twst yuu#twst mc#dire crowley#twst grim#ace trappola#deuce spade#my art#Mr Customer Service Dude
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Michael doesn’t like Halloween anymore in FNAF..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#michael afton#abby schmidt#fnaf gregory#fnaf 4#security breach#fnaf movie#listen this started as a funny grim joke#but the more I think about#I genuinely think Michael doesn’t like Halloween#and has not worn a costume since the events of fnaf 4#I CAN UNDERSTAND that the whole occasion just makes him numb now#so he truly hasn’t worn a costume since the foxy mask#something that use to make him happy as kid#is now just another month for him#sorry for this funny comic to be sad#ILL MAKE a comic where Michael’s happy again sometime promise 😔
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one last batch of Scully Js for the road before Malleus eats my brain again
let's all pour one out for the King of Halloween, whose only crime was being born a Hot Topic goth before Hot Topic existed for him to shoplift his Jack Skellington merch from (and also the whole turning people into pumpkins thing I GUESS) (look, nobody's perfect)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#the problem is when y'all validate my dumb jokes it only encourages me#okay i'm shutting up now i promise#(this promise expires immediately when the update comes out in an hour)
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my mode? depeche. my twins? cocteau. my nails? nine inch. my tv? psychic. my cabaret? voltaire. my coil? mortal. my switchblade? strawberry. my cell? soft. my talk? talk. my gristle? throbbing.
#this is satire i promise i couldn't not make this joke#depeche mode#cocteau twins#nine inch nails#psychic tv#throbbing gristle#cabaret voltaire#strawberry switchblade#talk talk#soft cell#this mortal coil#music
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Realized I haven’t posted anything other than dbhc angst lately, so here’s a small collection of silly and sweet things as an offering to balance out the angst :]
#THIS IS NOT AN XISUMA FACE REVEAL BTW. over half of that thang is obscured don’t spin it otherwise /silly#dbhc#dbhc art#dbhc sillies#ethubs#docsuma#dbhc ethubs#dbhc docsuma#etho#hermitcraft au#hermitcraft#ask#dbhc ask#ghostertoasted#bdubs#dbhc keralis#dbhc xb#dbhc doc#dbhc xisuma#dbhc impulse#dbhc skizz#dbhc mumbo#dbhc grian#dbhc tango#not everything in this au Is terrible awful horrors I promise <3 only most of it /JOKE#I think about future doscuma kissing like every other day. btw. send help#they could be so sweet to each other. also so nasty /in a playful way#the hermitcraft Christmas/New Years party is going well. as you can see#STILL LAUGHING AT ‘WHAT ARE YOU INSANE?’ ALSO. TMGSFGBCMGHN#xb watching this unfold takes me out. also keralis is sneaking glances but he’s trying sooo hard to pay attention to w/e X’s babblin abt
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I bet "fight between dragon and giant snake" wasn't on your bingo cards
First >> Prev >> Next
#good omens#bbc merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin#crowley#aziraphale#magic omens au#comic#art#long post#oh to be able to transform into a big ass snake at the slightest inconvenience#i hear yall cheering for arthur to use his brain!!!#thats gonna get him somewhere i promise!!#please appreciate the pots joke
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HELP his wife is so mean to him

#joking I love them#reffering to lizzie as joel's wife for the bit I promise#jizzie#joel smallishbeans#ldshadowlady#smallishbeans#impossible minecraft#mcytumblr#mcytblr#mcyt#mcyt shipping#life series#traffic smp#trafficshipping#minecraft
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PD-MDZS: The Hallmark Episode.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#MDZS AU#mdzs modern au#My posting of this comic is equivalent to the classic 'running through airport' scene. Wait! Please! I promised a new comic today!#It's still Christmas somewhere...I can't wait a whole year of sitting on this joke.#This comic is for everyone who does *not* celebrate Christmas. I wish you a wonderful week just the same!#The twist here isn't getting LWJ to get into the Holiday Spirit.#It's getting WWX to shut the hell up.#We still got the meet ugly and the 'city mouse and country mouse' tropes at play though.#Pour one out for LWJ 'If another tourist asks me to play Christmas music on my guqin I am going to start biting'#Pour one directly over the head of 'I need this guy to start biting because it would be hilarious' WWX.#I just think this concept has a lot of good antic potential. Feel free to toss ideas in the comments. I might draw more if I get inspired!
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You ever think about how often Bruce goes to introduce a vigilante/anti-hero/ex or current villain to the League and ends up revealing too much about his taste in partners?
He's like, this is Ghostmaker/Catwoman/insert love interests here, they occasionally do bad things. But currently they're on an upswing so we're trying out not doing the bad things.
And someone *cough*Hal*cough* goes to make an exes joke and the uncomfortable silence is far more telling than literally any information the Bat has ever offered up in a meeting.
Hal: Oh, he does crime sometimes? Does he occasionally do you too?
Bruce:.....
Minhkhoa: Cackling, in tears behind the mask
Hal: is this why you turned me down? Is it the lack of crime? I CAN change that you know
#he cant introduce anyone to the league#i promise im not bullying hal#just of the OG leaguers I knew#hes the one that feels right for that joke#dc#bruce wayne#batfamily#justice league#minhkhoa khan#batman#hal jordan#ghostmaker#green lantern#ghostbat#batlantern#kind of#hal wants there to be at least
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Remus opened his letter, surprised when it appeared to be a howler. The last time he’d heard one was the day before Sirius got disowned back in 5th year.
He was in the dining hall for breakfast, sitting at the staff table. He watched as Harry and Hermione plotted, looking anxious. He blew it off, as it seemed Harry was always weary.
“A howler,” Snape sneered from beside him.
“Astute observation, Severus.” Remus told him, nodding at him.
Remus disregarded Snape, and focused on the howler. There was no name on it, so it was possible it was from a student playing a prank. In good nature, for the prankingnostalgia, Remus opened it.
There was silence for a moment before a loud, booming voice started to yell. “DARLINGGGGG, GUESS WHOS BACK FROM JAIL” And it was his Sirius Black. And he knew they would find each other again.
#remus lupin#sirius black#james potter#sirius#jegulus#sirius x lupin#wolfstar#regulus and evan and barty#sirius and regulus#remus and regulus#DARLINNG#IM BACK FROM JAIL#and yeah#addie writes#i’m so sorry#this is a joke#i promise
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SpiderKimi
Part time student, f1/2 driver, spiderman
Full time busy guy, its why hes always napping
Part of his logo suspiciously looks like the Prema racing logo and his suit is Mercedes fireproofs-esque but no ones connected the dots (yet)
Might make this into a whole au, feel free to leave ideas
#no one in racing knows his identity but if they did theyd call him prema man as a joke#i think hed leave his mask in the drivers room in a rush and ollie finds it but just assumes kimis a huge fan and got spiderman merch#his secret lives another day#f1#f1 art#andrea kimi antonelli#kimi antonelli#aka12#ka12#formula one fanart#formula 1 fanart#f2 fanart#f2#prema racing#spidersona#spiderman au#<-no promises#cerberulix art tag#digital art#art#artists on tumblr#fanart
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What comic is the bottom left image of springtrap from? (On the post where you say why you draw him blocky)
It’s from this comic!! A very normal father son reunion
Og post here
#ask reply#I still love this comic#THE backgrounds how both Springtrap and Michael looks??? perfect peak love#I gotta do more jokes around fnaf 3#mostly because I love the setting of Fazbear frights itself!#a fnaf horror attraction in universe is just so cool#phone dude is cool#I love how Michael was probably at Fazbear frights for awhile too#seeing phone dude says ‘welcome back’#and the survival logbook just heavily implies Michael was writing in it during that game#with all the foxy drawings repping Michael and all#ITS JUST overall a cool location with many interesting details#maybe I should draw Hudson and Michael being coworkers sometime#all three phone dude Hudson and Michael being buddies pff#no promises but imagine 🩵🩵 maybe 🩵#shout out to fnaf 3 enjoyers 💚
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But … how the staff swear? We Need to know that too…(of you want of course … love your art and your Amazing humor!!!)
(thank you! :D)
Trein: said 'damn' once when he was sixteen, still lays awake at night in embarrassment about his deplorable lapse in manners.
Vargas: swears like an old-timey carnival strongman. lots of "poppycock" and "what the devil" and an occasional "deuces!" (this makes classes very confusing for poor Deuce)
Crowley: doesn't intentionally swear, but every once in a while he'll, like...put together a presentation on the new staff policies or something that builds up to an acronym which, by complete coincidence, spells out something shockingly depraved.
it happens often enough that you'd think he's doing it on purpose, except. it's Crowley.
Sam: swears in the text, gets away with it because the character reading is always something else
(this is very specific to the Japanese version and probably too meta but I made myself laugh with it, I...I'm sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#yeah here's some more characters swearing#i promise i will get back to actual Jokes™ at some point#(sorry for spamming a bit! just catching up on things)#anyway thanks for joining me for today's edition of crewel being slapped in the face with a sudden and unwelcome sense of sonder#trein: mister crewel need i remind you that i also have access to the internet#crewel: la la la i can't hear you#trein: i am aware of the existence of websites other than those that exclusively provide cat videos#crewel: lA LA LA --
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Im usually much too shy to send asks but you gotta be the change you want to see, and i agree that asks need to stay so: would you rather right 1 horse sized rat, or 100 rat sized horses?
ah yikes... so my knee jerk reaction is "the 100 rat-sized horses, certainly, as those can be picked off one at a time." however the risk of my conscience catching up to me by the 30th or 40th horse is too great. how much death could I inflict upon these rat-sized horses before I vow to see death no more? even if pure survival instinct drives me through all 100, what of the aftermath? surrounded by the carnage of 100 tiny horses with only my own wet breath among 100 still chests? inconceivable. war is hell.
#lordlochness#thanks 4 the ask very thought provoking great ice breaker#(considering you may have just seen my post at random and dont follow me: i promise im joking)#clearly id decimate all 100 rat sized horses without remorse#(also joking!!!)#(probably)
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