#Thank God I am not a freak like them!

[the-muppet-joker]

what if i told you im going against your dni because i want you to degrade me

I'm starting to think there may be some serious freaks and sickos on this website.

[crossbackpoke-check]

the deweys photos are from this video: https://youtu.be/5xTwJho44ao?si=bPw8MZZ327lCogVZ aren’t they just everything

kissing you and the minnesota wild official media team (with consent) full on the mouth, THANK YOU THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING 🥰🥰 i have seen pieces of it before i think (connor petting a shark 🥹) but the entire video start to finish is such a delight, 10/10 would recommend

[cerealbishh]

"You're pretty new at this whole relationship thing, huh?"

"... Yeah."

[ai-the-broccoli]

aaghh I hate health anxiety ocd (or whatever you call it), it's literally doing nothing other than contributing to make my health worse

... wait actually, does anyone have like, tips/advice for that kind of thing? I really think I need some help with this one

[starbuck]

my executive dysfunction is absolute SHIT right now. i feel like i’ve lost the ability to do fucking everything. i’m so desperate that i finally googled what can be done about it and google helpfully informed me that i might have carbon monoxide poisoning

[sugaroto]

You know.

At school I had a game with my friend

I would write down names of characters from different media (TV shows, books etc) that she hadn't watched and she would match them

Usually I put the girls and the boys on each side of the page (non binary characters were either at the top or bottom)

And then she drew lines and made ships

Now the thing is. She hardly ever got canon ships right

Her worst cases were close to pedophilia and incest

So at some point she gave up trying to get them right and was more happy when she was creating monstrosities cause it was funny

And I think, the writers of Elite are playing the very same game

They started by making fun ships "hoho look at these characters they look good together" then they messed up "hehe these 2 are awful" and then they went bullshit and thought "YEAH MAKE THE MOM KISS HER SON MUAHAHA"

And yeah. I don't think you should make canon ships of the matching game me and my friend played in class yknow Mr elite writes

[lux-astrorum]

lying on my bed at 6pm bc it's finally the weekend and the last two weeks have been some bullshit

[the-stove-is-divorced]

i wish apple updates, ANY UPDATES, that change one small thing in the worst way possible while giving you no option to take it back, already having taken my info, my data, my privacy, now demanding what little joy and dignity I have left, a very much i hope you perish with fire on your skin and water in your lungs with the knowledge no one will ever love you and no one has.

[cowdragons]

we have discovered the biggest roach ive ever not seen (it was described to me as my brave dog and roommate removed its accidentally squished ( :0[[[[[ ) corpse today) and aahhhh. aahhh oh my god. HHH oh my god oh my god help help help help help

[minakoaiinos]

Some of you guys get way way too excited when idols have blonde hair and blue eyes without one scrap of self awareness 🙏

[skitskatdacat63]

Having a mental breakdown over the video of seb and mark's Singapore date... 🫠

[crossbackpoke-check]

V random but I’m in my Brockpetey feels could I listen to your 46 60 playlist!!

of course!! the first playlist i mentioned in the tags is actually not mine—it belongs to ash @notthequiettype and is a soundtrack to their wonderful fic Lake Rules (go read it if you haven’t already!!! highly recommend!!!)

annnd this one is my personal brockpetey vibes playlist

happy listening!!!

[haemey]

Aaaaand that's why I prefer charts tonwritten patterns. Itxs so much easier when you can just see what you're supposed to do. Also makes counting way easier, becaude you can just look at where you're supposed to be in the pattern instead of doing calculus in your head

Novice sewing pattern: Cut out shapes. Line up the little triangles on the edges. Stitch edges together. We've also included step-by-step assembly instructions with illustrations.

Novice knitting pattern: yOU MUSt uNDerstANd thE SECret cOdE CO67 (73, 87, 93) BO44 (63, 76, 90) 28 (32, 34) slip first pw repeat 7x K to end *kl (pl) 42 * until 13" (13, 13, 15) join new at 30 pl for 17 rows ssk 27 k2tog mattress lengthwise BO and sacrifice a goat to the knitting gods. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT "INSTRUCTIONS," I JUST GAVE THEM TO YOU

[miidnightpoet]

M,

I’m writing this at like three am but I won’t send it to you till the morning, I don’t wanna freak you out or scare you, I’m okay, I just really love you and you know me I have a flair for the dramatics and a love of writing so um here’s my three am confession? No, um ou declaration of love because well I’ll let you read

—

God I love you

I love you so much

I genuinely can’t think of more than two, maybe three people who have been there through like everything

You where there when my mental health started tanking and I wasn’t coping well, you were there for my first relationship and my second and both breakups, you’re there when I need to vent or laugh or cry and you’re there.

And I can’t say that we haven’t had our problems, we definitely did. I barely knew what boundaries were when we were first friends and you well you did some shitty stuff and we were boss asses but there’s never been a moment where I didn’t doubt that you cared about me.

Not when you were the reason I cried after lipsync and not when we had a big argument in sixth grade.

You always call my bullshit and are probably gonna yell at me for some choices I made today but oh well I’ll cross that bridge when it comes.

You know me, for so many years I listed to my mother, In her eyes I was pretty much her perfect daughter. Until you, when she told me not to be friends with you. Everytime, I ignored her because I knew that she was wrong, that everyone telling me you were bad was wrong because look at you know you are so amazing and beautiful and smart and are going to do the most phenomenal things in this world.

You will always have someone on your team when Im around.

I can’t wait to see you on Tuesday, I always feel so much better after seeing you. So for tonight, farewell but I’ll see you soon <3

All my love, forever and always

Ez

[musicrunsthroughmysoul]

Sure, I'll admit this on tumblr dot hellblightsite. (But I'll still put it under a 'keep reading' because I'm a coward, lol.)

I saw a poll/post asking about why people started writing fanfiction, and I was unfortunately reminded that, um...well, if you didn't know this before, NOW you will: I've been writing RPF for almost two decades now, and I say that because I used to write stories about myself and my friends (at first, like when I was 9 and I was writing this stuff, I just used all of our actual names, but as a teenager I changed everyone's names including mine, LOL). And with the, er...crossover fanfiction stuff, I was just writing myself and my friends into the fictional world (you can certainly guess what one that is, given my age at the time; P.S. if you want to know how old I am, I will tell you that I have the writing of that particular bit of RPF/fanfiction stored on a FLOPPY DISK! AND I STILL HAVE IT, though I have no idea if it'd still work, lol), but as I got older I was just writing realistically, I guess, but, um...obviously fictionalized. Which, I'll say it before anyone else does, is sad as FUCK! And I know I was literally sad and depressed as fuck to do that, so in that regard it kind of makes sense. But, especially with the stuff I wrote as a teenager, it's also like...wow, apparently I felt so separate from my friends that I wrote about them/us as fictionalized characters just to...what? Feel like I could understand them better? Or feel like they could understand me better? And that was kind of...the fantasy of it? Huh. Well...

I can say now that most of the time when I write, especially creatively, I do so with the desire to understand. So even when I still write RPF, I only do so to try to understand the people I'm fictionalizing. But I do wonder...is that a fantasy in itself? To understand people?

...WELL. That's quite a heaping of food for thought. (And I'm too tired to try to answer that one right now, but I will continue to think about it. And maybe I'll write about it and share my thoughts on it once I have.)

[bucket-of-amethyst]

KDLFJHLKFDHK THIS IS SO BANGER!!!!!!1 THANK U SO MUCH!!!!! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY!!!!! I LOVE U <333333333333 THANK U FOR MAKING MY DREAM OF HAVING ART MY FICS COME TRUE :'0

You betrayed me. And I hate you.

I brought some toxic yuri to add to the soup :] Very heavily inspired by @bucket-of-amethyst's fic Inevitable. Genuinely the best gempearl fic i have ever read, i went insane over it and this art appeared lmao give it a read everyone <3