#Than the actual brides?
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Shocking and/or pissing off middle aged Karens can be a fun hobby if you ask me lol
#choices#pixelberry#playchoices#plus one#PO#And I think someone already said this before#But why is everyone more concerned#With mc and Darian#Than the actual brides?
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You meet your other sister-in-law very briefly.
She arrives unannounced in full Odonii garb and a long cloak for the cold, soaked through with rain. She's taller than most men, and carries herself like one too. Her hair spills out of her veil, not only unbraided but a horrendous mess. It's kind of fascinating. You catch a glimpse of a handgun slung across her back, hidden beneath her cloak. This is especially exciting; you’ve never seen one up close. You try to peek around her to get a better look at it, and flush in embarrassment when she catches you, shooting you a cold glare.
It doesn't seem like she speaks much without being spoken to, and you aren’t really the type to initiate conversations either. Livya fills in for the both of you, prompting your sister-in-law to introduce herself. Her name is Couya. You give her a respectful bow and curtsy, she gives a very slight bow back without looking you in the eye. She compliments your necklace. Or at least, she mumbles something while looking in the general direction of your necklace, and it might have been a compliment. You aren’t sure whether there’s something wrong with her or she’s just rude.
She's just her for filial duties at the family shrine, and she doesn't stay long. Livya stops her on her way out. She says she's disappointed that the one time in a year she can be bothered to come by, she shows up looking like a disheveled street-whore in priest's clothing. Look at Hibrides, she didn't even know we were having company and still did up her hair so nicely, and all by herself too. Thank God your father isn't here to see this, he's suffered enough embarrassment as it is-.
Couya stands in the doorway in silence through this whole speech. You thoroughly inspect a loose tile in the floor and try your best to pretend you aren't there. Livya doesn't take her hand off your shoulder the whole time.
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[I've been writing an overview of Hibrides' first several years of marriage for the hell of it. It's just a summary but it's written with like, the slightest bit of prose, so figured I'd dump a section here]
#Not sure why I started writing this in 2nd person but it's stuck like that now#Livya was the most depressed housewife that has ever lived and deeply unwell. Neither of her daughters went through the#normal experiences she had to of marriage and moving away from home and having children and etc so when Janeys abandons Hibrides#in her home for about 3 years she kinda gloms onto her and treats her like another daughter. She projects on Hibrides HARD#because she reminds her of what she was like as a 15 year old bride. Sees Hibrides as having gotten fucked over with a terrible#husband (which isn't Wrong but its straight up significantly better than how her other options probably would've turned out)#and wants to toughen her up for what she sees as an inevitably dismal life ahead.#This isn't great for the newlywed child who just got moved away from everything she ever knew and abandoned with her#complete stranger of a mother in law.#And also finds herself in the 'golden child used to shame the other children' position frequently which is what's going on here#I might post the whole summary but this is like. The most grimdark part of Hibrides' entire life like its pretty damn rough.#Kind of by nature because it's about being a 15 y/o child bride (not considered a child in this society but like you know).#Also kinda of gives the wrong idea for what she's like later as an actual adult with substantially more agency in her situation.#hibrides uryashta#couya haidamane#livya haidamane
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I dunno if anyone's made this connection before but Gregory seems like the kind of person to pull the "I am not left handed!" Trick while swordfighting
#I've never seen princess bride but i know that one scene and it reminds me of him#though it would also be funny if Gregory was actually left handed so theres the reverse#he starts off acting like hes right handed to take opponents off guard#wish we got to see Gregory actually using his sword#even though it's bigger than him skdjfnfb#gregory of yardale#south park#south park headcanon#sp gregory#AGAIN SORRY IF THIS HAS BEEN SAID BEFORE because i feel ive seen someone else say this I just cant remember
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beware, beware to love I say!
#Patience#Patience Gilbert and Sullivan#G&S#gilbert and sullivan#my art#christine Douglas#bunthorne's bride#ignore the misheard lyrics it works better than the actual ones
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alicent haters are wild they'll be like "she's such an ungrateful vindictive hypocritical bitch. why isn't she nicer why didn't she have a spine and stand up for herself when her dad groomed her into being a child bride" like child brides are victims with no autonomy, which often affects how they develop (as they are busy being brides who are children in those crucial developmental years, where they learn things like how to cope with (the) stress (of being a child bride) and feelings of jealousy (over other people not having to suffer through being a child bride) and self hatred (over your body being used without your consent as a child bride)). she isn't capable of being your perfect madonna figure because of the being sold as a child by her father to her best friend's father. as his bride. hope this clears things up!
#every single criticism i see of her is genuinely so insane to me like#'she betrayed rhaenyra' actually you'll find it was her father who betrayed HER. on account of forcing her to seduce her friend's father.#'well if she just hadn't challenged rhaenyra's claim this wouldn't be happening'#well you see her decades of living in the aftermath of being a child bride#has unfortunately had something of an impact on her perspective of the world#as when the entirety of your self worth is founded on your ability to suffer through the duty of being a woman who is an object that men use#to produce more men#you may start to resent when other people have lives where they get to enjoy their own sexuality and have autonomy over their body#it is perhaps unhelpful to direct that interpersonally rather than being angry at the system as a hole#but unfortunately she was raised as a fucking child bride so her ability to step back#from her own trauma and view the situation objectively is somewhat compromised#not helped by the fact that her friend refuses to acknowledge that her father turned her best friend into a child bride#so the resentment will never be acknowledged openly by the two of them and will always be sidestepped#like gosh. sorry. it turns out being a child bride will do that to you.#anyways.
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this is from 2020 but I realised I never posted the outfit on here so here u go :-) happy halloween <3
#I don’t think I did anyway.. I can’t find the post if I did lol#I was sooooo proud of this like the outfit was not good but the wig took me hours to make#the postie came to the door while I had it on and half styled I was embarrassed because it was like a week before actual halloween or s/t#I really wanna redo my frankensteins bride look because I know I’d make it way better now but yeah . still happy with the wig hehe#plus the photos of it are not good……. promise it was better than it looks#a#me
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Touga and Kozue have maybe the most amicable relationship of any two characters with Parallels(TM) in Utena, and the entire cast (particularly Miki) is incredibly lucky that they only acted as partners in crime once.
#revolutionary girl utena#touga kiryuu#kozue kaoru#shoujo kakumei utena#kiryuu touga#kaoru kozue#rgu#sku#obviously kozue is also a nanami/anthy parallel#MORE of a nanami/anthy parallel actually#but. she and touga do have some similarities that make me glad they seem to have parted ways and never interacted again#they both use sex to manipulate people#and participate as enthusiastically as they can in their own exploitation because they think it gives them more control#they're both in the passenger's seat of akio's car on a semi-regular basis#and much like touga seeks to harness akio's power as a ''prince''#by manipulating women and exploiting his sister#kozue seems to... admire? anthy. envy her maybe. covet her power in a way different than the duelists do.#clearly unaware of how badly it would fuck her life up to BE the rose bride#or. well. maybe she thinks she knows. but she does not!
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Andraste did not volunteer for the flame.
Grand Cleric Elthina, Dragon Age 2
#Dragon Age#Chantry#this line actually goes so hard though#when you think about it#The Chantry is pretty clearly derived from the the Catholic Church#And yet this is such a SIGNIFICANT difference#possibly even more so than Andraste being a woman and a bride#rather than a man and a son
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@beatingheart-bride
At this moment of reminiscense, Dorian and Elizabeth's eyes met, and their smiles mirrored one another as Elizabeth commented off-handedly:
"I think I'm beginning to understand that feeling."
Walking behind the two younger couples, unable to resist cooing over her sleeping granddaughter just as her mother was, June caught little snatches of the conversation, with certain remarks just happening to make her ears prick up a little more, though she never let her face show what she was thinking and feeling, to say nothing of refusing to give voice to these thoughts. As she had told Lon earlier in the month, she had her theories, but at the end of the day, whatever was on Dorian and Elizabeth Gracey's mind was theirs to announce, and she certainly wasn't going to impede upon that.
At the very least, when the party had made it back to the attic, and Randall and Emily quietly took the twins to their room for a nap, she took Elizabeth aside for a moment, venturing to say, choosing her words carefully, "Well, if you do ever feel sick again, if any nausea or soreness pops up again...please, don't hesitate to come to me. I'd like to help in any way I can."
Elizabeth studied June's face for a moment, remaining calm upon this suggestion being put to her-the matriarch's face was just as calm as her own, and there was a gentle sincerity in the way she smiled at her, to say nothing of something of a mischievous twinkle to her eye, a sort of subtle, knowing look that reminded Elizabeth of her own mother, and the looks she would give her one and only daughter when she knew something was afoot.
But even with that look, the mistress of Gracey Manor knew Mrs. June Pace was a woman she could trust, and so she flashed her an appreciative smile, saying, "If anything comes up, I'll be sure to look to you first. Thank you, June."
"Think nothing of it, Elizabeth."
#((randall straight-up melted that night! his waking nightmare of being confronted by nicholas again))#((turned into a heavily dream when emily came flying down from the attic to beat nicholas's face into the floor!))#((all of his fear just evaporated in a snap; and he was reduced to a gooey puddle of love and adoration of his wife))#((swooping in and saving him-i didn't think it was possible; but i agree; i really do think he fell even further into love!))#((and so i think it's going to be similar with josephine and august-she's gonna be his cheerleader in the back))#((absolutely LIVING for her husband so boldly standing up for his family like that!))#((august may be a pretty shy and quiet guy; but he's passionate where it counts; and josephine loves that))#((and will love seeing him take their obnoxious neighbors down more than a few pegs!))#((and !!!!! holy cow!!! it actually had the bride on it?? no constance??))#((and it wasn't one of those weird hybrids where it's the bride's heart but she's also got a string of pearls and an ax?))#((color me absolutely stunned; but i'm also stoked too; that's so awesome that it got here))#((and that it's got your muse on it; that's huge!))#outofhatboxes#beatingheart-bride#V:Two Worlds; One Family
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just eskimo kiss your bassist I guess
#picture brought to you by maeve sending me it and me going wild crazy over it#do you remember the old andly moment#this is the better one of that#time always repeats itself sometimes for the greater good#this is actually so cute though you should see his face after buffering#Lonny eagleton getting treated better than ME#andy posting#andy biersack#black veil brides#lonny eagleton#lomy
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mmmmmmm my taste in men (characters)
#doodles#drawings#2024#elias#ancient magnus bride#i told a friend that my taste is 'pretend i'm a monsterf*ker' bc you're closer to find what i'm interested with that than just like some jo#humans boring!!!! give me funny guy!!!!!#i actually really like this charm but also i like creatures and i like gloves
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Peeks head out from door
Obligatory mention that 1) I’m still writing for PomengranMints, 2) I’m trying to build a buffer so I can consistently update and be off hiatus but 3) school and work is kicking me down
#anti lore olympus#anti lo#lore olympus critical#lo critical#this is more for me than for anyone who actually reads it but I didn’t abandon it! I will live and thrive in recently dead fandoms!#that is the nature of the Rose Bride-#quiet mumbles
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oh no
the song I listened to like 7+ times today in hopes of learning it by heart is stuck in my head
how tragic
#sarcasm of course#🎶A woman comes down to the water’s edge#Down to the river comes she#Says There’s no where so lonesome as the river’s edge#And no woman more lonesome than me 🎶#I actually have 4 songs stuck in my head#I barely know the fourth though.#The Promised Bride/River Chant/Return to the River/and Tell me Prophet#/ used as a comma#when its warm out I'll record covers of the first three down at the river#if I happen to learn Tell Me Prophet I might do it there too. but there might be a better place#idle speaks
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im not even done my current kuwameshi fic and im already getting ideas about new ones...
#kuwameshi#give me a sec i'll reblog later with the actual idea but like#WHAT IF UM KUWAMESHI BUT UM. PRINCESS BRIDE AU...#i also have another song fic idea but it's way sillier than the one i have on ao3#based off you me and steve by garfunkel and oates#i got the idea cos i just remembered when yusuke got back from training with genkai the 1st time and instead of a 1 on 1 date with keiko#kuwabara is also? there? and it's just so funny to me like what. and then they're supposed to all 3 go to the movies together?#AND WHEN THEY GET THERE THE 2 BOYS DITCH KEIKO?? for a mission yeah but she doesn't know that!!#and then yusuke and keiko actually go on a date alone and it gets interrupted cos of younger toguro#and shortly after kuwabara shows up so it looks like he was bound to come across them??#as far as a i remember the next time yu and keiko get together alone is the day he tells her to just wait and she's like im literally#not gonna wait for you <3 and it was so funny she just walked off lmaoo#anyway im trying to say i wanna make a silly little fic addressing the fact that keiko is like. pursuing her crush on yusuke#but kuwabara is kinda just. always there and it's fun she does like him but it's just awkward#planning on having her ask kuwa to maybe give her and yusuke some time alone like maybe just avoid their next outing#and kuwa is like oh damn :( ok good luck and yusuke shows up to the date and he's like woah wait. where tf is kuwabara?#keiko is like bruh. and she makes up some shit about him mentioning that he felt sick or wtv and yusuke is like ''then y are we here?#i should check on him. i dont think that guy has even been put outta commission by anything but my fist!'' and keiko just follows him#cos what else can she do. and kuwa is fine ofc and yusuke is like bro what gives i thought you were sick and kuwa is dense sometimes but he#catches on from keiko's desperate look and he's like well i got better *flexes his arm* and yu is like i knew you were too dumb to catch#a cold. and he's stupid happy that kuwa is fine and can come with them after all ''hey he's fine ya hear that keiko''#and then keiko is watching this whole exchange eyes blown wide open and she's like actually i just remembered i have plans#you two should totally go without me tho and yu agrees so easily that it just solidifies that she made the right call#kuwa is looking back at her all confused and she gives HIM the good luck thumbs up. he gets as red as his hair and#yusuke is worried he really is coming down with something
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If you think about it being a brain clone is kind of like being the Rose Br GUNSHOTS RING OUT.
#/joke.#readme.txt#Something something Dirk prince narrative naively overperforming masculinity to prove something to himself#prioritizing slash projecting his desires onto the Rose Bride rather than actually considering her thoughts.#Which. hmmm. Interesting when you (The Prince tm) and the Rose Bride are technically the same person.#Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Fandom ask game, 17 for Seto, 18 for Joey 👀
17. What's a book, movie, or show you think [character] would like?
aaaaa okay i have too many answers but the most recent joke i've had going with @kaijous is that seto kaiba is obsessed with the film titanic and probably titanic in general and is probably a real james cameron about it. (he gets joey the heart of the ocean, the actual prop, yes joey loves it too he was rocking the leo for a while). there is also a book called The Flight of Dragons by Peter Dickinson which posits scientific explanations for dragons and why we don't uncover their bones and i picture an 11 year old seto D E V O U R I N G this book.
18. Type [charater]'s name and tell us what the autocomplete suggests as the next word
i tried both "joey wheeler" and "jounouchi" and no matter what all my phone will type is "joey wheeler is a great guy" which is true
#thanks for playing#i actually have a lot of opinions about the kind of media seto kaiba likes#i think he's less intellectual than he lets on#also i started to write a fic a million years ago where joey and seto watch princess bride together and it just never came together#but now i'm feeling inspired#they're both fantasy geeks#i do think seto is not that into lord of the rings but joey is obsessed with it and can tell you the deep lore#i can also tell you exactly what horror movies every character is into#i have a lot of thoughts about these characters general interests#and i love that they're geek ass geeks
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