#Tfota shitpost

[onemoreattempt]

The amount of times Cardan’s pointy boots were mentioned in The Prisoner’s Throne is absurd

[talleryn]

Cardan: you’re cute when you’re nice

Jude: and what about when I’m not nice?

Cardan: hot as fuck

[medievalgreen]

On character a.i and just thought I'd share this gem

[talleryn]

And then she proceeded to fulfil her promise by popping his head right off lol

Cardan: if I fulfilled that prophecy—I ought to be stopped. And I believe that you would stop me.

Jude: Sure. If you’re a huge jerk and a threat to Elfhame, I’ll pop your head right off.

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Jude after spending hours in the brugh with Snake-Cardan: I’ve been telling him how he can’t hold me to my promises

She told Snake Cardan that he shouldn’t hold her to the promise to stop him if he became a threat to Elfhame 🥺 the fact that she spent such a long time in there that she lost track of time, that the snake got so cozy he closed his eyes, that she was only three feet away from him when nobody else could get near him without fearing for their lives.

[laequiem]

[regent-overthinker]

She is cruel. She is gentle. She can make me laugh.

[shadow-bagel]

Jude dragging Cardan back to their room: cmon pissface let’s go

Cardan, drunk out of his mind, flopping down in front of the doorway: I’m sure you’re lovely but I have a wife and I love her

[thejudeduarte]

Does anyone just look at their top posts and think why the fuck is that one of my top posts cos I sure do

Like, one of mine is of kaz puking up LOCK PICKS what the heck 😭

[amegeddon]

Making my friends regret sending me memes, one shitty tfota redraw at a time ❤

[rosietrace]

What should my next Tumblr theme be (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠) . . .

These options are so fucking random 💀💀

My current Theme will be kept until the end of the first week of The Grandest Game's release!!

The Grandest Game, Jennifer Lynn Barnes

Rosie 🌹

[skullywullypully]

He's ready to pounce on those muscles!

[talleryn]

Cardan: *wearing a coat with a huge bulge at the front*

Jude: what’s under your coat?

Cardan’s coat: *meows*

Cardan: *sweating* drugs!

[agirlwiththoughtsandnegativity]

I would rather DIE than never have read tfota

[madockisser]

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⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ character analyses ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡

eldred/val moren/taniot analysis

balekin greenbrair analysis

dain greenbriar analysis

greenbriar princess analysis

madoc analysis/explaining my user 😭

cardan being merciful to those he cares for

valerian short character analysis!

⟡ parallels/theories/speculation/symbolism ⟡

balekin and dain parallel

cardan and Locke parallel + jude tying into it + assumptions

Madoc and oriana parallel

Jude/Vivi and Madoc parallel

balekin greenbriar theory

balekins relationship w jude and humans theory

Jude’s wedding ring symbolism +how madoc and balekin play into Jude’s role in elfhame

why cardan sent Jude the coronation dress speculation/theory

⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ asks/info/scene breakdowns ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡

why jude and cardan aren’t bully x victim

why did cardan throw jude’s salt?

Why did cardan make Locke the master of revels/why did cardan forgive Locke?

why is cardan a sadist/cardans struggle w power

was cardan faithful to nicasia/ faerie intimacy social standards // part ii

why did cardan send jude the coronation dress analysis + part ii

why cardan and nicasia will never happen again analysis

Would Jude and valerian have worked?/why did he want Jude?

⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ other ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡

cardan defending jude 👅

bilingual cardan 😍

cardans pov when Jude is beneath the sea

Jude and how she loves (idk what to title it lol)

Jude making me giggle

Jude’s bday

cardan when Jude left

⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ appearance analyses ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡

cardan and his feelings toward jude’s beauty

jude and taryns beauty, faerie beauty standards and nature

eva duarte appearance analysis/assumption

justin duarte appearance assumption

cardan greenbriar appearance analysis

cardan greenbriar outfit/style analysis

cardan greenbriar makeup analysis/recap

⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ tfota meme/shitpost/funnies masterlist ⟡ ⟡ ⟡ ⟡

side blog for even shittierposting abt tfota: @ivycrestfell

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if u have any reqs or thoughts u wanna share pls feel free to use the ask thingy, and reblogs/likes are soso appreciated! 🫶🫶👅

[my-folkoftheair-headcanons]

Okay now that I finished reading TCP in spanish, I realized something hilarious:

In the original, Nicasia's name like all gentry folk names is meant to sound royal, uncommon and exotic, maybe even archaic, like Cardan, Valerian, Balekin etc etc

But this intent is totally lost in spanish being as it's actually a somewhat common name both in Latinamerica and Spain, heck I myself know 2 Nicasias.

And then I couldn't help to laugh about how proud and arrogant Nicasia would react to having a "commoner's name" 🤣🤣🤣

[laequiem]