#Tfa incorrect quotes

[theognatinator]

Sentinal: One of your dislocated glitches trashed my quarters and replaced my propaganda with embarrassing scans of me at MacAddams.

Optimus Prime: Alright, tell me which one of my teammates it was so I know who’s allowance to raise.

[angelbroad]

TFA incorrect quotes

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Strika: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Lugnut: Wow. He sounds stupid.

Strika: But he's not. He's really smart actually. Just dense.

Lugnut: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… 'Hey! I love you!'

Strika: I guess you’re right. Hey Lugnut, I love you.

Lugnut: See! Just say that!

Strika: Holy fragging shit.

Lugnut: If that flies over his head then, sorry Strika, but he's too dumb for you.

Strika: Lugnut.

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*The squad is having dinner together*

Strika: Lugnut, can you pass the salt?

Lugnut: *Throws Marjorie across the table*

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Marjorie, Cyclonus, and Blackarachnia are sitting on a bench

Optimus: Why do you guys look so sad?

Marjorie: Sit down with us so we can tell you.

*Optimus sits down*

Cyclonus: The bench is freshly painted.

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Megatron: I was born for politics. I have a great paint job and I love lying.

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Strika: From now on we will be using code names.

Strika: You can address me as Eagle One.

Strika: Lugnut is “been there done that”.

Strika: Optimus is “currently doing that”.

Strika: Blitzwing is “it happened once in a dream”.

Strika: Shockwave is “if I had to pick a dude/gal/enby”.

Strika: And Marjorie is...

Strika: Eagle Two

Marjorie: Oh thank god.

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Shockwave: Hey Marjorie can I get a sip of your energon?

Marjorie: It's not energon.

Shockwave: High-grade, on the job?

Marjorie: It's gasoline.

Shockwave: Wh-Wha-

Marjorie: It's gasoline, COWARD.

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Megatron: I think I'm falling for you.

Optimus: Then get up.

[unicornblossom13]

Ratchet [pointing at photos of Megatron and Starscream]: These are homicidal maniacs.

[Optimus and Jetfire raise their hands]

Ratchet: No, you may not date them.

[They lower their hands]

[sometimes-you-write]

[ Look at my DNI before interacting with my blog, please ]

[ Transformers Animated, cybertronian!reader ]

Reader: How's the most beautiful bot in the universe doing?

Optimus: *smiling* I don't know, how are you?

Reader: *voice glitching* I'm fine.

[Alternate ending]

Reader: How's the most beautiful bot in the universe doing?

Optimus: *smiling* I don't know, how ar-

Bumblebee, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks.

[incorrect-transformers-quotes]

Bulkhead: PRIME!! THERE'S-!

Prime: Shh! *pointing at a sleeping Sari and Bumblebee*

Bulkhead: *mouthing* sorry.

Prime: *mouthing* what?

Bulkhead: *mouthing* there's a fire.

[cyber-streak-2]

Megatron: Look, we all have something to bring to this discussion...

Megatron, to Starscream: But from now on, the thing I think you should bring is silence.

[magpiecrust]

Shockwave, upgrading Megatron: Now, most sparks couldn’t withstand this voltage, but i’m fairly certain your spark… Shockwave: *performs counter-shock, Megatron’s spark explodes* Megatron: What was that noise? Shockwave, hiding exploded spark: The sound of progress, my liege.

[swiftyangx12]

[D/N] = Designation (Meaning your name; Cybertronian name)

Cybertronian![Reader]

[D/N]: I only had Bumblebee for a solar-cycle and a half. But if anything happens to him, I’ll offline everyone in this room and then myself.

Bumblebee: ??? *Confused and concerned*

[name-is-tired]

That one meme video but Starscream multiverse

Therapist(Rung I guess): "Fine, your all without (loving) fathers alright."

SG Starscream: "I'm not. I fucking love my dad (Megatron)."

Qué montage of Megatron being careful and caring to Starscream and making sure he's alright and overall having fun.

SG Starscream: "My dad's fucking awesome 😎."

Other Starscream's: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!"

[spencerthedeerhumanhybrid]

(crack TFA shit)

Optimus: Stand down Shockwave! You can't escape us!

Shockwave from the distance: I FRAGGED YOUR SCOUT AND TOOK HIS SEAL!!

*everyone stares at Bee confused*

Bumblebee: *Looks away with shame*

Ratchet grabbing him by the shoulders: LOOK ME IN THE OPTICS AND TELL ME HE IS LYING!

Bumblebee: *Starts sweating bullets*

Ratchet: LOOK AT ME!!

[theognatinator]

Blitzwing (Random): Someone stop me! I’m running with scissors!

(Trips and falls)

Blitzwing (Hothead) in normal voice: IM IN SO MUCH PAIN I LOST MY ACCENT!!

[sweetpeaches666]

Shockwave: If I betray you, I'll betray myself... If I betray him, I'll betray the Decepticon case. The case is very dear to me.

Bumblebee: Dearer than I?

Shockwave: No! No, not dearer than you.

[unicornblossom13]

Optimus [easily lifted into the air by just one of Megatron’s hands around his waist]: Do I even weigh anything to you?

Megatron: No, it’s like holding a single grape.

[sometimes-you-write]

[ Look at my DNI before interacting with my blog, please ]

[ Transformers Animated, human!reader ]

Reader: Bye Optimus! Bye Ratchet! Bye Bulkhead! Bye Bumblebee! Bye Prowl! Bye Optimus!

Sari: You said "bye Optimus" twice.

Reader: I like Optimus.

[incorrect-transformers-quotes]

Bulkhead: Why congratulate me on a right and natural turn of events? Now if you'll excuse me, I shall select three things from Prowl's room that I wish to be mine!

Prowl: There's a book in there on how to eat healthy! Why don't you take that you fat bitch!

Optimus Prime: *covering Bumblebee's ears* PROWL! LANGUAGE!

Bumblebee: •.•

[magpiecrust]

Shockwave: ...Anyway, that is how I lost my medical license. Megatron: *Concerned look from the operation table*