#Texture of a bouncy ball

[creepyscritches]

I finally found a matcha milk tea powder that tastes almost exactly like what I buy at drink cafes. Now to commit to the 7lb container of mango grass jelly

[rainy-daze1]

im gonna end up going wild posting about lifesteal princezam and then ill like never post about it again. i can feel it

[bumbalina]

mozzarella is the worst cheese it’s so wet and watery in flavor I hate ittt

[johnbrand]

Successor

As soon as the notification came, Alan accepted the weekly meeting with his boss. He readjusted his new tie and tailored navy suit as the invitation sent him through.

“Good morning, Alan.” His boss was an older man, a large, refined one at that. Rumor had it that he would soon be leaving the company for retirement. Alan hypothesized it was arriving much quicker than people realized.

“Good morning, Sir.” Alan had quickly picked up the honorific through these weekly meetings. “How has your day been so far?” 

“We will skip the questions for today and be prompt to work. Hit the ‘Record’ button.”

This always happened. Alan’s boss never wanted to discuss anything outside of business. He was always so worried about the company and their profits. Without a second thought, Alan hit the ‘Record’ button. Across the screen, his boss smiled as Alan face went pale. His eyelids drooped and his jaw went slack.

“That is much more appropriate,” Alan’s boss relished smugly. “Let all those pesky thoughts dissipate and evaporate. Clear your mind completely for our meeting. Let my words be the only thing that resides within your mind.”

Alan remained empty and still on the other end. His boss held a malicious smirk. “You have been coming along swimmingly as my successor, Alan. It still fascinates me that you have not realized it when this is our last meeting.”

It was true. Since these weekly meetings had begun, Alan’s boss had been prescribing various updates into Alan’s system. Each time Alan hit the button to ‘Record’, his conscious state went on standby while his subconscious transcribed each addition, subtraction, and modification his boss made. Once Alan’s boss was finished, the recording ended, leaving Alan unaware of any changes or abnormalities.

“I should have solved this issue long ago, but no more of those brazen personal questions. Being stern and direct is more productive. It is much better commanding attention.”

“Yes sir,” Alan replied flatly.

“Speaking of commanding attention, it is time to address that sound of yours as well. A deeper voice that contains emotions is better suited to keep others calm and in control at all times.”

Alan’s neck thickened, significantly jutting his Adam’s apple.

“Yes sir,” Alan agreed, his voice now mimicking his boss’s deep, disinterested, and gruff texture.

“I see you have acquainted yourself to the glory of a three-piece,” his boss grinned. “But it appears to be a little large on you. If you want to be as successful in my position, then perhaps you ought to wholly fill the space I am leaving behind, would you agree?”

“Yes sir.” 

Each part of Alan seemed to pulse as the recording translated across his body. His legs stretched and thickened, the torso magnificently broadened, his butt swelled from underneath. The chest expanded, his neck and arms bulked, and his height ascended ever so slightly. Even his feet vibrated, slowly expanding and widening until they fit perfectly into the shoes that had been previously tailored and then altered larger by his boss’s words. 

“Tall and thick, just like me,” Alan’s boss purred. ”If you are to lead our company, you ought to have my strong jaw to capture our investors.”

Alan’s face rippled, losing its youthful charm as it morphed into traditional masculine perfection. His bouncy curls receded and thinned slightly, a thick coat of pomade gelling it up into a mature quiff.

Alan’s boss was jubilant. The physical work was always much more fun than the tedious mental tasks they had been dulling over for the past few months. “I believe something will need to house your newfound testosterone, Alan.”

Alan’s crotch tingled, swelling and growing. He now had a thick, juicy member, swollen and throbbing. Alan’s low-hanging balls swelled as he began to palm himself.

“As you are aware, Alan, the majority of our meetings have been spent on realigning how to address this issue.” His boss then pulled out a stiff cock from his suit pants, one identical in length and size to Alan’s. He began stroking it as he continued. “As a leader, I adapted to the needs of the majority. You must do the same.”

Before the meetings with his boss, Alan had been a proud member of the LGBTQ+ community. But week by week, he had found his fantasies shift from his masculine boyfriend to twinks, to femboys, to watching the male in straight porn, to eventually watching the woman in straight porn. His boss had monitored all this behavior, waiting until the lesbian porn appeared in Alan's search history to announce his retirement to the board, and enact the physical changes to his successor.

“You have already given up so much for me, for the company. Your boyfriend, your personality, your figure and identity. Now all that remains is your genetic code.” His boss sniggered taking a dramatic pause before instructing, “Rid of it, Alan.”

With a forceful grunt came a massive load. Alan’s existence was expunged out into the suit pants. His boss smiled with satisfaction, ready to present his successor to the company.

[thegoldencontracts]

OH DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON TSUMS IT IS POSSIBLE THAT I HAVE A HYPERFIXATION ON THEM

Tsums (based on the plushies) are filled with tiny balls so they make that noise when you pet or shake them

By tsum logic (the logic doesn't exist) it is certain that octotrio tsums have mer-forms! While flotsum and jadetsum are more easily visualized azutsum mer-form will still be side ways but have extra flaps on it's sides (based on Ursula's tsum) or just have it's half be a mass of tentacles (the only exception is that they needed to still be stackable so you really can go wild on their mer-forms)

Ever wondered "there's no way a tsum can do that!" think again! Tsums can bake, mix, draw, paint, play instruments etc! (again tsum logic does exist yet it doesn't)

They are most likely indestructible as tsums can multiply by sneezing so you truly couldn't harm them (alongside with them having a bouncy texture)

Hehe :3

Tsum tsums... How I love the little creatures... I want to squish them in my hands aggressively agghhhh

The tsum tsum merforms? In their little tanks? Imagine if they need to take little transformation potions just like the real octatrio.

Also, speaking of merforms, that reminds me— do you think tsum tsums have backstories matching their canon counterparts? That Azul Tsum was bullied for his tsum merform? Or even the idea of Azul Tsum and the other SSR Problematic Kids' tsums overblotting? What would a Tsum overblot form even look like?

Imagining tsum!Floyd playing the drums. Or the saxophone, actually, since he's good at that too. Floyd-tsum pulling out the sax and you think it's about to serenade you but it starts playing a sax cover of "Never Gonna Give You Up". Such cruelty... And then the real Floyd joins in? Betrayed by your one and only; how cruel!

Also tsum multiplication seems so funny because imagine, say, Azul stepping out of the room for a few minutes only to come back to a heap of tsums. The cast'll be struggling to deal with the new mass of tsums for sure.

[gibberishquestion]

[dreamersville]

hi my dear, can i request sanemi (and other hashiras, if you want) helping the f!reader with her curly hair?!

a cute moment for my soul🫶🏽

im so glad you put this idea in my head because whattttttttt HELLOOOOOOOO. anyways i got slighty carried away... *smile* but here you go my love <3. i also didnt include any others .. my bad, but yea hope you enjoy and so sorry this took so long, i didnt even see it till just now... SORRYYYYYYYYYYY 🫂🫂🫂🫂 thank you requesting my girll💜💜💜!!!!! request are open

pairing? sanemi x black!fem!reader

tw. i just be curing and what not my bad

Sanemi is OBSESSED with your hair, it was the first thing he noticed about your fr. so ofc when yall got together he wanted to know everything, what products you use to keep your hair so bouncy? How does it smell so good? How is it so soft? Will you marry him? Boyyyyyyy. Anyways he didn't want to overwhelm you with these questions so he didn't say anything but after he witness firsthand how much time and effort that you put into washday and how tired you were cleaning up all your brushes and combs and all the hair that shedding during the detangling process. He couldn't stand to see how worn out you were after so he asked to help. Now every Wednesday (unless he is on a mission then he tells you to wait..) it's wash day. And he helps you with washing your hair, he takes the showerhead from you to make sure all parts of your hair is drenched especially if you have low porosity hair. He always makes sure to get a nice lather on your hair by getting shampoo in real nice. Scalp massagesssss>>>>>>>>. At first he was fucking terrible at detangle, ripping thru your fucking hair like it some grass or sum, but you nip that shit i the bud so quick cayse unt unt hunny what the fuck was that. He was pouting outside the door when you put him out and did the detangling process by yourself. He got better, not the best but he was trying. He be trying to do his lil thing with the blow dryer but they dont work out like you thought they would, (like negro aint you a WIND hashira.. righttt). He has a whole pinterest playlist on hairstyles for you to try but he is not about to tell you to your face, so he gotta be slick about suggesting hairstyles. Will walk around with his hand holding your ponytail cause you finally got it to the point where its not lopsided, but your last scrunchie popped and you had nomo around so ofc you called your man like duh. You forced him to watch videos about how to do twists and braids so that he could help you out. Putting that man to work as you should, but he is in love so it don’t even matterr. Like he loves helping you with your curls, it's a different type of intimacy that he didn't get to experience in his youth so ofc he is going to cherishh this time that he gets with you. OMGGGGG IMAGINE HOW HE IS WITH YALL KIDSSSSSS YALLLLLLLLLL, OMGGGGG imagine having the iconicccc container full of barrettes, ribbons, bows, headband etc. Mans is going all outttt on yall lil girl hair making sure she always wins the best hair category fytbb. Now he might have knocked bbygirl in the head with a few balls on accident but he always made it up with kisses and ice cream. Always make sure to brush and comb your daughter's hair when she isn't gonna be tender headed by her mammy. He would have him on his lap showing her pictures of the styles he was going to do just going on and on and on and onnnn like okay we get it you happy wrap it up na. His son has more of his hair texture but slightly more curly and a tadddd bit thicker than his and he aint know wtf to do. He took his ass right back to youtube and figured it out cause he wasnt about to let his son walk around looking any kinda way. He always makes sure his hair is moisturized but not overly so, making sure the ends do not split yawp yawpp. Need a him in my life fr. yall he was sooo sad when his son go his first haircut. He such a sap yall i canttt. OMGGGGGG yall have matching bonnets/durags and its just so cuteee yall. Omg im making myself want kids …

[helloemptyset]

[ Image: A digital pen drawing of my ocs Daybriar and Herb in underclothing, getting ready for a bath. Daybriar is a short, pale skinned fairy woman with redness on her cheeks and shoulders. She has short red thicker textured straight hair with bangs swept to the side, a flat, spade shaped nose, freckles on her cheeks, a paunchy stomach, and bird's feet and legs from the knees down. She is wearing a grey-white undershirt that buttons over her flat chest and plain underwear, and is holding a grey towel under one arm and a bar of light green soap in her other hand. Herb is a light green perlsine, an amphibious creature with a long, anteater-like snout, round yellow eyes on either side of his head, a round body, and a long tail that ends in a round ball. He has green-yellow, thin textured hair cut into a bouncy shoulder-length bob, and is wearing peach button-closed shorts that wrap over the entirety of his stomach and cut off above the knee alongside a pair of spectacles with orange lenses balanced on his snout and a round green ring on his tail. His chest is bare and flat with no nipples. He is standing with a slight smile at the end of his snout and his gaze pointed off-screen. Between the two drawings, there is a small drawing of a nude Daybriar sitting in a large, shallow wooden tub filled with steaming water, hunched over on herself and looking at the water quietly. Behind her, Herb is poised to pour a bucket of water over her head with a sweet look on his face and a towel wrapped around his middle.]

Daybriar and Herb are two scholars in the scholarly city of Gloommond who were both raised with larger families, but act a lot different than each other. Daybrair is a changeling raised in a human farmer's family with many siblings, including her 'twin' after she had been returned. She is a lot more introverted than the rest of her family, and enjoys doing things alongside others but not actively interacting with them, finding her words and actions lacking if she doesn't have a lot of time to think about them first.

Herb is a freshwater perlsine raised in a large family in a basin underneath a cliff, with a close family that was relatively isolated from other people. He enjoys doing things with others, including things that seem to cross boundaries that others seem obvious. Unfortunately, this means he has a hard time reading social cues, so his various ways of interacting (such as pranks or randomly cutting into conversations) that seemed fine within his family are seen as rude in this new environment.

[byemambo]

We Are Lead Actors as K-Pop Boy Group Concept Photos: A Deep Dive [1/2]

Because I can't be normal about anything, I took it upon myself for self indulgence (rip We Are Wednesdays) to share my takes on which boy group concepts the We Are lead actors are based on their editorials/professional photographs (with my own ideas for future photoshoots). I had a lot of fun with this and if anyone has other comments to add, please feel free to do so!

Pond Naravit as NCT 127 - 2 Baddies

Pond is such an amazing performer (yeah I see them kpop covers!) and I feel like his vibe definitely suits the more modern take on the hip hop concept. His pictorials from ELLE Thailand suited this perfectly, especially with the accessories (the earrings are my personal favorite). I'd love to see Pond's future editorials showcase more accessories and experiment with pattern and cuts of clothing, but keeping it on the darker side. His hair is also his selling point so styling his hair to show his facial features more is a huge plus.

What I'd Love to See: NCT 127 - Favorite (Vampire)

Pond's features can be emphasized by playing around with lighting since his clothing is rather simple, or even utilizing motion blur like Taeil's image second on the left. It's also the era of vampire content in QL recently (still mourning over no Boss as a vampire but we have Zomvivor so I guess I'll let it go this one time) so playing around with set design and props would be interesting, even something as simple as the location of the photoshoot itself to take advantage of the architecture.

Phuwin Tangsakyuen as ATEEZ - BOUNCY (K-HOT CHILLI PEPPERS)

I feel like from the images that I've seen Phuwin in, from his editorials to the fashion brands that named his ambassador like LOEWE, they seem to keep him in a more dapper and polished style such as the Frank Muller photoshoot for the Vanguard Beach watch collection. The green background instantly reminded me of one of the various concepts for ATEEZ's THE WORLD EP.2: OUTLAW EP featuring BOUNCY (K-HOT CHILI PEPPERS) as its title track, but the clothing for ATEEZ is more cyberpunk influenced to fit their alternate universe in their music video and lore. I'd love to see Phuwin take on more experimental fashion for his future editorials but I'm sure that's a big ask given he's very set on what he wants for himself as a person working in the entertainment world, which I heavily respect.

What I'd Love to See: ATEEZ - 멋(The Real) (흥 : 興 Ver.)

Jongho's hat always sends me but to not take away from Phuwin's dapper style, there can be experimentation with color and pattern with minimal fashion statement accessories. From something as simple as including a turtleneck like San in the second image or adding mismatched pattern like Yeosang's dress shirt in the third image, I think his stylists could include more fun textures into his wardrobe without overwhelming or taking away from his established image.

Winny Thanawin as ONEUS - Baila Conmigo

I was torn knowing that Winny is overdue for a new editorial since L'Officiel and I need someone to get on the ball with that asap. Although I included both images, ONEUS's La Dolce Vita EP had gorgeous photos for their mermaid concept (which I'm still mad at RBW for not even including it anywhere except the story teaser images like bruh not even in the damn MV or physical album), so I can totally see Winny embracing a more oceanic and beach vibe (just from scrolling his Instagram feed with all sorts of photos of the beach or poolside). Blue being his favorite color is also just a no brainer for this type of concept.

What I'd Like to See: ONEUS - 쉽게 쓰여진 노래 (A Song Written Easily)

I need the photographer to take this man outdoors, preferably somewhere along the coast to really utilize the sun and ocean breeze. He also deserves to expand more with his blue tones, given that he seems to wear a lot of it just in every day life. If not a denim set, definitely in some cargo shorts with a Hawaiian inspired shirt.

Satang Kittiphop as P1Harmony - 겁나니 (Scared)

We need to give P1Harmony their flowers because when I saw these Satang photos for KAZZ Magazine, my mind really went to their DISHARMONY: BREAK OUT EP with Scared as the title track. He's also around the members' ages (born between '01 to '05) so if he really wanted to, he could be their secret seventh member (he blends in so well with Keeho in the second image my god). I also think GMMTV should continue marketing Satang's visual image as more tough and badass simply because I find it enjoyable to watch him in series like We Are as the silly goofy little brother archetype while also serving face.

What I'd Love to See: P1Harmony - 때깔 (Killin' It)

Y'all cannot tell me Satang wouldn't suit the best of both worlds with having his edge while also tying in his more silly image from the characters he's played that we know and love. Whether they achieve this look from fun statement pieces like fur coats or bold colors, I'd think seeing Satang push beyond his edgy image and becoming more experimental with his wardrobe would be insane.

If you made it this far, I really appreciate it! Y'all, I don't know anything about fashion like that so please: don't expect too much out of me. I recognize patterns because I'm neurodivergent and have a hyperfixations LOL so I have to split this post up into two due to the image limit (found here) but otherwise, I hope y'all get to check out new music or groups, or even the genre of K-Pop if you're unfamiliar and want to venture into it. All these groups are extremely talented and deserve all the love and support they can get <3

[alter-soup]

hello! we would like to request a little/syskid alter based off of a baby/young harp seal! we would like to leave the rest of the details up for you, but also we would appreciate a few different names if you can.

HEADMATE INSPO

I left out a few columns just because I didn't feel that they were necessary/suitable, I hope that's okay!! :)

Name(s): Wybie, Teal, Sunny, Bo, Billy, Cooper, Ray, Rory

Role(s): Little/syskid

Pronouns: He/him

Gender(s): Male

Age: 3-7

Species: Unidentified human-like creature

Source: (baby) Harp seals

Personality traits/details: Bubbly, kind, playful

Likes: Coloring, playing, ballpits, warm hugs, cuddling, kiddy pools, bouncy balls, being read stories, walking to the park with people, playing catch, rolling down hills, Octonauts, playing in the snow, showing off things he made, glitter glue

Dislikes: loud/rude people, being yelled at, breaking crayons, poorly textured clothing, big dogs, bugs

Signoff: -🧊⚓

Appearance: Grey skin, fluffy white hair, large black eyes. 

Faceclaim: 

Picrew

Everything can be modified and added upon! :D

[mayamodez]

maya VERSUS the giant textured bouncy ball that really looks like her from a distance (100%)

[panvnsleake]

oooo yippe object noms! :>

øßJÊct shØω vore is so epic because you get to have fun with the textures and colors and all of that. sleeping bag? make their stomach the entirety of their insides. stress ball? make their innards really. like. bouncy.

i just think there's so much room for innovation when you have an øßJÊct shØω character in vore,,,

[jackalopescruff]

whats something not edible u wish u could eat?

personally im mad at wax fruit and how it taunts me

bouncy balls for sure. they just have so texture and colors. big jawbreaker

[ooklet]

one time my mom took me to emerald isle in the middle of march and while we were walking on the beach we saw these big semi-transparent chunks of what looked like ice, which was weird because it wasn't that cold. so i kicked a chunk and it had the most awful, rubbery texture. like i need you to understand it was not at all jelly-like, it had the density of a one of those gumball machine bouncy balls. when we got to the hotel i asked the clerk about it and with less fucks than i could ever hope to give about anything, he said, "oh, those were probably chunks off of a colossal squid. one must've died and parts of it are washing up. it's happened before." which is why the space-vs-ocean debate is pointless, because until space starts yeeting dead monstrosities at us, the ocean is the clear winner for scariest expanse of inhospitable territory that is indifferent to human suffering.

[stellawolfearts]

WHAT IS IT ABOUT THAT PINK FLOWER MAN THAT DRIVES ME INSANE WTF

He isn't simply spinning in my brain he is bouncing around like one of those insanely bouncy bouncy balls with the weird texture.

BlorboBlorboBlorboBlorbo

[gunky-gooper]

I have a lot of head cannons for the guardians alone do you have any head cannons for them?

OH DO I

OKAY SO IMMA COUNT DOWN

SMG4:

I personally head canon him as a non-binary Bi aroace (hes basically under the spectrum). He has hetrochromia, one eye is hazel and the other baby blue. The tail I draw him with acts like a second pair of eyes, it helps him to know who’s entered his room without distracting himself from his work.

the missing texture is something I decide to add by him being hurt by falling rubble or any extra explodsions (I have a whole au that goes deeper into the concept)

he used to have a pet hamster before he got BEEG4

SMG3:

I headcanon 3 also as non-binary but he’s a panromantic asexual (I basically headcanon all the guardians as genderless)

he lost his limbs due to missing texture, and the missing texture on his face represents whet the mass was on his face when he mutated in IGBP

eggdog is his support animal, my version of smg3 still lives in the internet graveyard, keeping control of the meme life cycle

He adopted Melony as his daughter (father3 and daughter Melony is so real to me)

SMG2:

I see them as Agender and Aroace. They’re part hamster, they hide their ears under their cap

the eye effected by their missing texture kind of acts like a googly eye. They are of course the shortest smg (Literally canon)

when they lost Spudnick, they feared to call someone their best friend thinking if they did, they’d lose them too. That’s why they never call smg1 their best friend

they’re fluffy like a teddy bear, they’re literally a fluff ball, their head is very bouncy too (literally canon but only occurred once)

SMG1:

I see him as a Trans, non-binary aroace. hes a Book worm, he also slightly enjoys reading to kids. He had the same thing with his eye as smg2 but it was because it got damaged but the ship exploded in revelations

he wears glasses as he has poor eyesight, without glasses the chances of him walking into things is higher

he likes to dress formally and wear a bowtie (my design for him totally wasn’t inspired by Simon petrikov! Totally-)

the missing textures on his right limbs can be sensitive but often give off a tingling feeling when he walks or touches something

SMG0:

I see him as a Agender, bi Demi-aroace. He enjoys gardening, he can almost name every kind of flower, he also info dumps about flowers to Fred.

he’s married to Fred (live laugh love Fred0) him and Fred have matching pins, smg0 wears a clover pin to resemble Fred and Fred wears a blue flower to resemble smg0

he likes to make flower crowns to help with his bottled up stress and anger, he still hasn’t fully forgiven Niles after everything he did but he had still partly forgiven him as he knows not everything was entirely Niles fault (it was likely that he was influenced by the god box)

Niles(including him cause why not):

I see him as an Agender Omni Grey-aroace. He likes wearing eyeliner. He has two different forms, the one where he’s affected by the god box makes him look like a different person but it’s still the same Niles

He sometimes times detaches SMG1’s head and drop kicks it, he does the same to smg2 and has to fight the urge to do it to Melony, he feels bad if he does and he doesn’t like feeling that sometimes

his horns were too long to the point they tore through his beanie and he’s just repaired it so they fit through. he can’t cook, don’t let him cook, he almost burnt the house down once