#Teslas

[saywhat-politics]

If burning Teslas make you furious, but watching thousands of federal workers get stripped of their jobs, healthcare, and pensions doesn’t move you—YOU are the problem.

If scorched cars spark more outrage than billions being slashed from cancer research, humanitarian aid, education, and support for the most vulnerable—your moral compass is broken.

This ain’t about Teslas. It’s about twisted priorities, cold-hearted politics, and willful ignorance.

Silence in the face of suffering is complicity. Miss us with your fake outrage. - Bishop Talbert Swan

[markfaustus]

[fishyupmywishy]

Found these two out in the wild

It’s literally them as teslas😭

Some write a Cars AU right now

[tomorrowusa]

^^^ Those pigeons had better watch out. They could be arrested for domestic terrorism by Pam Bondi if they poop on a Tesla.

But birds should be the least of Apartheid Elon's worries. Nobody is doing more harm to the Tesla brand than Musk himself.

Tesla’s Europe sales drop nearly 45% amid row over Musk’s Trump links

It's Teslas, not EVs in general, which are in decline in Europe.

The research company’s figures for February show that Tesla’s rivals powered ahead in Europe last month. Volkswagen reported a 180% increase in sales of battery electric vehicles to just under 20,000, while BMW and Mini sold a combined 19,000 such models last month. The Chinese-owned BYD recorded a 94% increase in sales in Europe to more than 4,000. Separate figures show that BYD’s global sales topped $100bn (£83bn) last year, overtaking Tesla as the world’s biggest electric car company by revenue.

[gwydionmisha]

There have been a bunch of anti-fascist/anti-kleptocracy ones in America too.

[clownaddict]

THINKING ABOUT MANPIGGIES THINKING ABOUT HOW THEY'RE HORRIBLE FRANKENSTEIN MONSTROSITIES CREATED BY FUSING PIG AND MAN

THINKING ABOUT HOW THEY'RE SEEN PLAYING WITH TOYS AND SINGING TO ONE ANOTHER

HOW DESPITE THE HORROR OF THEIR CREATION THEY'RE STILL HUMAN AT HEART. KIDS AT HEART.

CREATURES OF FLESH AND METAL AND MALICE AND GORE PLAYING WITH BLOCKS AND ANDANDNAD

[ivovynckier]

Once more, we need to turn to Richard Nixon: would you buy a used Tesla from this Donald?

[2022dirt]

Hearse manufacturers take custom-ordered cars & convert them. Here’s a Tesla that got converted into a hearse.

[updates-with-photon]

[DI] The Birthday Heir

Teslas was hatched on 7/10/2985 why this date? Because I was born 7/10 aswell lol. Self-insert jk. Happy Hatchday to us lol! Teslas is celebrating by hanging and eating with his besties (he has friends yes)

Posted using PostyBirb

[untramen]

Spotted while driving

[markfaustus]

[nando161mando]

China is responsible for 40% of teslas revenues and a big chunk of Elons networth. It would be a shame if this post went viral and Tesla loses its most profitable market

[liberalsarecool]

Abolish Tesla.

[jackalovski]

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

[hoyabembedreamtime]

In all fairness, it did work for about half of them.