#Teslas

[fishyupmywishy]

Found these two out in the wild

It’s literally them as teslas😭

Some write a Cars AU right now

[nando161mando]

Surely shareholders can sue right?

[clownaddict]

THINKING ABOUT MANPIGGIES THINKING ABOUT HOW THEY'RE HORRIBLE FRANKENSTEIN MONSTROSITIES CREATED BY FUSING PIG AND MAN

THINKING ABOUT HOW THEY'RE SEEN PLAYING WITH TOYS AND SINGING TO ONE ANOTHER

HOW DESPITE THE HORROR OF THEIR CREATION THEY'RE STILL HUMAN AT HEART. KIDS AT HEART.

CREATURES OF FLESH AND METAL AND MALICE AND GORE PLAYING WITH BLOCKS AND ANDANDNAD

[freshthoughts2020]

[2022dirt]

Hearse manufacturers take custom-ordered cars & convert them. Here’s a Tesla that got converted into a hearse.

[runawaymarbles]

I think the next tiktok trend should be walking in circles around parked teslas wearing weird masks and chanting, just to unsettle people who watch their surveillance videos

[updates-with-photon]

[DI] The Birthday Heir

Teslas was hatched on 7/10/2985 why this date? Because I was born 7/10 aswell lol. Self-insert jk. Happy Hatchday to us lol! Teslas is celebrating by hanging and eating with his besties (he has friends yes)

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[untramen]

Spotted while driving

[avagggio]

yeah

[nando161mando]

[LE] Disrupt Tesla - electric cars set on fire in the west of Leipzig | de.indymedia.org

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When the dust had slowly settled in Grünheide and the cops left, we set out on the night of May 12th to 13th to use incendiary devices to take several Teslas from a car dealership in the west of Leipzig out of circulation.

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[ralfmaximus]

Tesla is tanking so hard it is dragging the entire EV segment's sales down into the negative. When you omit Tesla from the equation, EV sales are up 13% across the board.

Don't let anyone tell you EV sales are in a slump.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[victusinveritas]

[anarchopuppy]

holy shit

i knew teslas were bad but "literally twice as deadly as the average vehicle" is something else