#Teslas

[fishyupmywishy]

Found these two out in the wild

It’s literally them as teslas😭

Some write a Cars AU right now

[nando161mando]

Surely shareholders can sue right?

[clownaddict]

THINKING ABOUT MANPIGGIES THINKING ABOUT HOW THEY'RE HORRIBLE FRANKENSTEIN MONSTROSITIES CREATED BY FUSING PIG AND MAN

THINKING ABOUT HOW THEY'RE SEEN PLAYING WITH TOYS AND SINGING TO ONE ANOTHER

HOW DESPITE THE HORROR OF THEIR CREATION THEY'RE STILL HUMAN AT HEART. KIDS AT HEART.

CREATURES OF FLESH AND METAL AND MALICE AND GORE PLAYING WITH BLOCKS AND ANDANDNAD

[freshthoughts2020]

[2022dirt]

Hearse manufacturers take custom-ordered cars & convert them. Here’s a Tesla that got converted into a hearse.

[runawaymarbles]

I think the next tiktok trend should be walking in circles around parked teslas wearing weird masks and chanting, just to unsettle people who watch their surveillance videos

[updates-with-photon]

[DI] The Birthday Heir

Teslas was hatched on 7/10/2985 why this date? Because I was born 7/10 aswell lol. Self-insert jk. Happy Hatchday to us lol! Teslas is celebrating by hanging and eating with his besties (he has friends yes)

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[untramen]

Spotted while driving

[avagggio]

yeah

[nando161mando]

[LE] Disrupt Tesla - electric cars set on fire in the west of Leipzig | de.indymedia.org

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When the dust had slowly settled in Grünheide and the cops left, we set out on the night of May 12th to 13th to use incendiary devices to take several Teslas from a car dealership in the west of Leipzig out of circulation.

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[ralfmaximus]

Tesla is tanking so hard it is dragging the entire EV segment's sales down into the negative. When you omit Tesla from the equation, EV sales are up 13% across the board.

Don't let anyone tell you EV sales are in a slump.

[whydidisavethistomyphone]

[twinkwoman]

it sucks so bad that 'lightning magic' in every media is just some pathetic little strands of electricity. i wanna see some LIGHTNING. show me a magic setting where lightning magic lights up a room like the sun, and the bolt is only visible as an afterimage burned into your vision. I wanna see someone cast lightning and have the thunder rattling the room and shaking everyone to their core. i want lightning magic to be a split second blast of so much power it leaves everyone's senses reeling. c'mon guys don't you know what real lightning looks like? we can be doing so much better than this.

[animentality]