#Telemachus and Pyrrhus

[moonlitenvyillust]

I just realized... Most of Telemachus's healthy ships are with redheads

Think about it:

Peisitratus? Redhead.

Nausicaa? Redhead.

Neoptolemus? Redhead.

Polycaste? I'm pretty sure she's a redhead like his brother

Does Telemachus like, have a type or-

[no1teleneoshipper]

Telemachus: Why are you staring so much?

Neoptolemus, internally: You are to me like what the sun was to Icarus. Everyday, I ask why you could've chosen me out of all that adore you. Why you chose my companionship. I always crash into others lives and destroy, I do not understand what I did to deserve such a grace as yourself to befriend me regardless of how unlovable I am. You are what will ruin me emotionally out of pining but you are also what made me kind enough to feel these emotions to begin with. In other words, I am inlove with you.

Neoptolemus, Externally: oh nothing, I just zoned out.

[moonlitenvyillust]

(I got bored and what if it's gender fluid Telemachus too)

Guard #3: I forgot their gender...

Guard #1: what?

Guard #3: haven't you heard? Telemachus is gender yes

Guard #2: huh?

Guard #4: I heard he swings... Everywhere apparently

Maid: oh haven't you heard? They pulled a few people and refuses to elaborate on how

Epic AU

Odysseus: How many suitors are there? Servant: 128. Though, twenty of them formed a guard, after Antinous turned out to be a dick. Odysseus: *Thinking* Servant: Ten are away with the prince, the other ten are keeping guard over Penelope. Odysseus: Why? Servant: They're being bodyguards Odysseus: No, why did they come if they're not seeking the Queen's hand? Servant: Oh, they're trying to convince the Prince to marry their daughters. *Meanwhile* Guard #1: *Watching Telemachus with one of his friends* I'm starting to think the Prince might be swinging the other way. Guard #2: That's alright, I've got a son.

[im-an-apollogist]

This is how I'm coping whit Epic ending tomorrow

[kyleesarthell]

Smashing them together like dolls

[opheliaveu]

neoptolemus and telemachus dead dad vs absent dad lets go

original

[tenoart]

Your honour they're silly

[cosmicdandeli0n]

"Dummies, you can't stand anything."

Just Neo pretending that he is tough when he is just a 12-year-old kid who was forced to go to war

[smokey07]

Homer: Are you aware that many Iliad characters are first time fathers? That all of them in one way or another misses a big chunk of their children’s life or never gets to see it at all?

Also Homer: leaves and never elaborates

A doodle for random parenting shiz basically. Order from left to right, top to bottom:

-Menelaus carrying a sleepy Hermione. @hermesmoly I was drawing this when the request came lolol

-Achilles and baby Neo. I don’t know if it’s a thing in other places but hanging on father’s leg and then let him moves it back and forth like an impromptu swing is quite a favorite pastime activity here.

-Odysseus and baby Telemachus who was trying to be a helicopter

-Hector and baby Astyanax when he was born.

-Probably Agamemnon and his three daughters, but I have no official designs. He tried to scold them and was failing. Tbh I feel like Agamemnon would be the type to cosplay buff Bubble from Powerpuff girls along with his daughters. I know he’s not that great but me delulu.

-Patroclus and Neoptolemus. Yes Patroclus contributed in raising him as well, the kid had 2 dads. Fight me.

[mt-isnothere12]

ah yes iliad new gen: neopronouns, electricity, orator, telephone, piss, and hermeneutics.

[chromyo]

I want to try to draw Pyrrhus / Neoptolemus, maybe I will change a bit later !

Pyrrhus and Hermione | Pisisatrus, Telemachus, Pyrrhus and Hermione

[moonlitenvyillust]

Something about this with my Manwhore tele

M Tele: *lost in thought, doing counting hand gestures*

Ody: uuh... Son, are you okay?

M Tele: yeah... Just thinking about something

Ody: if anything happened, you can tell me.

Tele: yeah... I will. I need to fetch something from my room

Also Tele, in his room fifteen minutes later: alright this CAN'T be fr

Tele: alright focus

Tele, recounting every healthy relationship he had:

Alright First it was Peisistratus, he was a red head...

Then there was Nausicaa... She was... ALSO a redhead...

Then polycaste who is now dating Nausicaa is also a redhead like her brother...

And now Phyrrus is ALSO a redhead

Tele: ... I may have a type...

[no1teleneoshipper]

Power bottom Telemachus and Service top Neoptolemus. Just leaving this thought out there. Ignore the fact that I'm hiding a draft of a fanfic with this headcanon in mind

[iamp1ayer0ne]

This is basically them right?

[kyleesarthell]

Telemachus and Neoptolemus (and Argos)

[thhouseofblack]

you know what would be so funny? odysseus washing up on the shores of ithaca after twenty years, tired and exhausted from his long journey, and the first thing he sees is neoptolemus making out with his son on the beach.