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My name is Ted 🐊🐊🐊 Welcome to my blog! Some basic info to start out with:
I am 18 years old 🤯🤯🤯🤯
I am TRANSGENDER (he/him pleasey)💥💥💥 I am a gay 💥💥💥💥 and I’m autistic💥💥💥
I love drawing though I usually have long gaps between posts🐊🐊🐊
^^ I draw mainly fandom stuff.🤷♂️🤷♂️ euhh whatevs...
MY ARTFIGHT IS TRANSENNISDELMAR !! if u attack me or follow me I might GET U 👹👹👹👹👹👹
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Some Extra Cool Fun Facts:
Me and my buddy @fru1tt0ast are the #1 Beefy Sniper historians
MY BESTEST BFFS OF ALL TIME ARE @fru1tt0ast and @protocolghost
I’ve seen American Psycho 93 times🥶🥶😈😈
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ermmm i really like rdr2, killer7, rdr2, moral orel, resident evil, reanimator, evil dead, rdr2, music in general, euhmmm english teacher-ass books like Slaughterhouse Five (MY FAVOURITE BOOK OF ALL TIME BTW) or Frankenstein or Dracula,,,,, im a hgay homsezxueall,,,,, rdr2, star trek, the PRISONER 1966, uhmm brokeback mountain n westerns... .. STAR TREK, ihnmaims, HORROR UGH,,
^^ not everything i like btw this is just off the top of my head as im writing this :''']
ALSO FMV GAMES I FUCKING LOVE FMV GAMES AUGHRHHH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEYRE THE COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD
my favorite animal are cicadas !! if u love them, i love u
Tag Guide:
(💥💥💥 JUST SAYING, these are all fucked up and disorganised and i also forget to follow my OWN TAGS LMAO💥💥💥)
#My art yo → all posts that are my own art 😎😎
#My stupid ocs -> my ocs...
#Not my art yo → art reblogs that are NOT my art 😎😎
#Ted out and about → for posting pictures!! mostly of cool and silly animals I see, though theres sometimes a few plants 💥💥
#putting all the tags I use in here so that yall can easily fart around btw#my art yo#not my art yo#Ted out and about#alright thats all! 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳#my stupid ocs
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Why do I keep seeing transmascs and trans men insisting or implying that all trans men are "female socialized," or "understand the female experience," or "navigated the world as a woman." Because yeah, sure, that can be true for some people. especially if you weren't gnc at all as a kid and didn't crack your egg until well into adulthood, it makes sense.
But they don't stop at saying they had that experience. It always comes with an addendum that trans men, as a group, all can relate to this experience. I don't know about the entirety of my demographic, but I never got even a little bit of what some of them talk about. I didn't even believe that women were scared of going out at night until I kept consistently seeing them say it, online or wherever, for years. I never realized catcalling was a thing until I saw some women complaining about it on reddit.
But they posit it as some sort of, you're safer than cis men, right? You know what it's like? Which, on top of being patently, demonstrably false in the case of myself and many other trans men, holds some unpleasant and often outright hostile implications about trans women. And they always deny it, but if you can't even conceptualize someone like me who grew up gnc, and never got the bulk (or any?) of whatever we consider to be 'female socialization,' what does that say about what you think trans girls went through, growing up? I don't want to speak for them, as I've never experienced that firsthand, but I can guarantee that (if you're even a little bit obviously trans) people don't treat you like a cis kid of the opposite gender. By and large, they don't get treated like cis boys.
It just makes me mad that we're taking this inaccurate framework that (ever so conveniently) puts trans people into the box of our assumed birth gender, and trying to fancy it up and use it with a faux-progressive veneer; never mind the way that transphobes use it to bar trans women from being athletes, or using the bathroom, or having access to any gendered resources they need. It would be bad enough to try and dust it off and use it even if it were largely accurate, due to the aforementioned connections to outright transphobia, but it literally is patently false. Not in all cases, obviously, but why are we trying to revamp this untrue, inaccurate generalization and pretend that we can make it 'trans-inclusive?'
#o.#trans#transphobia#transmisogyny#I may or may not be talking about a specific post I saw that made me irritated but I didnt wanna get in an argument with internet strangers#sorry guys I'm still heated over freaking collin allred capitulating to ted cruz and throwing trans girls under the bus bc he didnt have the#guts to stick to his morals#and called them ''this idiotic business with boys in girls sports'' or some crap#as if trans girls don't deserve to play the sports they love. like I imagine if they blocked trans men from being physicists or something#and I just wasn't able to pursue the career I want? that would destroy me#and I still had to vote for him because the other options were ted cruz and some freaking libertarian.#sorry thats all tangential but can we not use the same rhetoric that all these politicians do as an excuse to kick trans women out of public#life PLEASE 🙏#...also I really hate the Popular Transmasc Ideology that says that we all experience life as basically the same as a cis woman & never have#to navigate having male privilege & being an ally to women#and all have some sort of Innate Connection to femaleness or womanhood or whatever bc 'obviously' we all grew up just like girls do#ugh#this one's going out there sans editing so dont yell at me if I worded smth weird please 🙏
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Steve Has Older Siblings AU: Robin Edition
In an ideal world, Steve’s family life is completely separate from everything important. But in an ideal world, monsters don’t exist so, you know.
1. Technically the first of Steve’s siblings that Robin meets is Jason because he came into Scoops Ahoy to be an asshole. Robin liked to see King Steve knocked down a peg or two more than the next person but not by a forty year old (he’s 32) loser who has nothing better to do on a Tuesday afternoon. Robin sees him knock Steve’s hat off his head and then informs him that they had a zero tolerance harassment policy (they don’t) and they can and are denying him service. “So leave, now.”
2. The first time she is aware that she’s meeting one of Steve’s siblings is after Starcourt burns down. They were drugged, tired, and Russians took Steve’s car keys so it felt like a good idea to just lay back on the hood of the Beemer and watch the smoke swirl in the air until they come up with what to do.
They never think of anything, and she is startled awake the next morning hungover and dehydrated by someone laying on their horn. Robin looks at the car and then at Steve, and then asks, “Is that your dad?”
Steve - looking somehow worse than yesterday - just blinks in the direction of the car like, “Richie?”
“Get in the car,” Richie practically seethes, barely lets them get in before he starts asking questions like, what the fuck and are you high, right now?”
“I don’t dooo drugs, Dad,” Steve spat out annoyed and Robin, in the backseat, felt compelled to adds, “Drugs do me.”
They both start giggling and can’t stop even when Richie tries to lecture them.
3. Robin meets Jason again when he attacks her.
She doesn’t remember much about the car ride back to Loch Nora or how Steve convinced Richie not to take them to the hospital, but she remembers flopping face first onto Steve’s cloud of a bed. She remembers him taking her shoes off for her and pulling the covers up.
Then she is rudely woken up by a hand yanking her out of bed and big arms wrapping around her head. They’re barely there before Steve is shoving them off her like, “Fuck off, Jason.”
“Carver?” She asks but, no. It’s the dick from the mall. She is ignored while Jason prattles on about how it’s not his fault that Steve looks so much like a girl that he confused him with one. Then he’s whistling about how Steve has a girl in his bed and how surprising that is to them considering they all thought he was a queer.
Robin stiffens beside him. New queer ally, Steve Harrington, not wanting her to be uncomfortable, blurts out, “What if I am?”
And the room goes quiet. Steve’s quiet. Jason’s frozen. Richie, coming in through the door, wasn’t moving. This family doesn’t really paint a picture of unconditional love and acceptance so Robin throws her entire (unsuccessful) theater career into use and slugs Steve in the arm with a snort like, “Yeah, right. With all the girls you flirt with? Ha!”
And everything comes back to life. The hospital conversation comes up and morphs into an argument immediately. Robin is just happy to fade into the background and observe.
4. Robin probably should’ve met Claire that day too but the hospital was an apparent disaster. She actually meets Claire randomly at Family Video.
She sees a woman who’s kinda cute come in and peruse the shelves. She comes to the counter where Robin is on register and Steve is stocking candy right next to her.
She’s carrying The Muppet Movie and makes small talk about watching it with her kids, and never looks twice in Steve’s directly. She’s not in the system and just laughs, “It’s probably under my maiden name, Harrington.”
Robin gives her a tight smile and finishes the transaction. Claire leaves with barely a ‘bye’ to her brother and Robin decides right there that she hates them all.
#Robin makes Steve sit down and actually tell her what is up with his family. he begrudgingly does#robin: wow. screw them. I’m your family now. no arguments#Steve feeling like he could cry: okay#Richie woke up to news that the mall burnt down and then couldn’t get ahold of Steve#he called Jason and they set out on a search and then painfully ran into the fact that they don’t know anything about Steve’s life#because Tommy and Carol told them that they weren’t friends with Steve and then#ted wheeler said that he didn’t think that Steve was dating kid daughter anymore#and also he no idea where his kids were#steve harrington#robin buckley#Steve has older siblings Au
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#the doctor will say everything but "I love you"
Bonus: #comeuppance
#doctor who#dwedit#doctorwhoedit#timelordgifs#dwgif#tvedit#10th doctor#tenth doctor#12th doctor#twelfth doctor#13th doctor#thirteenth doctor#river song#14th doctor#fourteenth doctor#char.gif#this isnt the most cohesive set but i had to let this out of my skull#i wanna give a ted talk about how the doctor has spent so long letting ppl they care about never truly know how much they care#most horribly their romantic partners (not to say doctordonna is romantic but yk)#and how i truly think The Fam (tm) and most specifically squandering a relationship with Yaz finally made the doctor try vulnerability#i write this all down eventually
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Steve who’s actually a really bad liar, but he gets away with stuff because no one really looks at him too closely. Like, everyone pretty much takes him at face value because they don’t expect more.
And Steve’s painfully aware of this, but it keeps working, so he just goes with it. Kind of stings, especially when he spent an entire night suffering a migraine and everyone believes him when he says he’s hungover. But whatever.
He’s an attention seeking kind of guy, but only for the right kind of attention.
Which is why Robin is also his best friend but also his worst enemy.
She apparently took his instant acceptance of her queerness as “Actually, there must be a lot more to Steve Harrington than the world could ever comprehend.” And thus made it her mission to surgically pull him apart just to see how he worked.
No one ever has or probably ever will understand him so throughly. It’s like she can read his mind, which would suck, except Robin happily let him know her just as well. It’s great in a lot ways, especially for Steve who has craved this kind of closeness for as long as he can remember.
Except when it’s NOT. Except when her face pinches with worry, or her eyes go sad, or she reaches out to take his hand, squeezes his fingers, anchors him to the ground. He hates to make her worry, to make her sad. Robin should be happy all the time, best of all when he’s the one making her laugh.
Anyways, Steve coming to terms with an emotionally intimate relationship where he can’t hide his ugly pieces behind air-headed comments and passive smiles and acting silly for a laugh.
#ask me about my Steve Harrington headcannons that I think are Real#welcome to my Ted talk#also#Steve: no one will ever understand me like Robin#Eddie poking his head out of a dumpster: challenge accepted#if robin matches Steve then Eddie complements him#my steddies#not quite a steddie#but still
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This is Hatchetfield, People go missing everyday!
#whatever you do don’t imagine Pete in the library creating and printing out missing posters because nobody else will look for his brother :)#Do you think when I die and reach the pearly gates Gods gonna confront me about spending 74 hours bbg’ing a homeless man?#if I had a Time Machine I wouldn’t go and try to fix things with the first girl I fell in love with who also ended up ghosting me - fuck her#Instead I would go back 4 1/2 years and tell 14yr me I would be creating fanart of the homeless guy in the musical I just discovered#I wanna know how that would go - ‘Isn’t Ted our favourite character?’ ‘hahaha ABOUT THAT-‘#ted spankoffski#theodore spankoffski#starkid#starkid fanart#team starkid#starkid productions#the guy who didn't like musicals#tgwdlm#tgwdlm starkid#tgwdlm fanart#black friday#black friday fanart#black friday starkid#time bastard#starkid time bastard#nightmare time#starkid nightmare time#hatchetfield nightmare time#time bastard nightmare time#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield universe#nmt#fanart#my art
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The thing is Dipper would go insane if he lived in Hatchetfield, and Pete would just straight up get murdered if he lived in Gravity Falls.
#you cannot tell me that dipper wouldnt be freaked out of his mind about all of hatchetfield#i feel like pete would just ignore journal 3 or instantly give it to ted. either way hed be much more reluctant to join in on the gf hijinks#meanwhile mabel is completely enamoured with miss holloway and ted is fuming about the lack of women his age#crossovers are fun#starkid#hatchetfield#team starkid#starkid productions#peter spankoffski#pete spankoffski#gravity falls#dipper pines
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Question, is there tiny soukoku corruption??????
With big Chuuya around I don't think Tiny would ever need to use Corruption. His tiny gravity manipulation isn't as strong.
But you got it in my head so let's picture it: there is this 3cm-tall dude that faintly glows red and throws deadly baseballs around. He's fast, dangerous, and, again, 3cm tall. Good luck catching, or even spotting him.
It's Chuuya who ends up having to catch him and throw him at Dazai like a ping pong ball so Dazai can nullify him. Or maybe throw Tinyzai at him. Your pick.
and then Tiny rolls over and starts snoring the hurt away because he's Chuuya and he's just built different.
tiny snore
#you made me think about it and therefore i'm making it everyone's problem#bonus for maximum hurt/comfort:#imagine both chuuyas ended up using corruption here and since the dazais (and/or anyone else there) can't catch tiniya-#-chuuya ends up getting back up and going after him like described above before passing out#thank you for coming to my ted talk#once again thank you remi for the brainstorm <3#tiny skk adventures#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd fanart#bsd dazai#bsd dazai osamu#bsd chuuya#bsd nakahara chuuya#skk#soukoku#nawy's doodles#ask answered
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IM WALKING IN THE WOODS RIGHT NOW AND I JUST SAW THE BIGGEST SPIDER IVE EVER MET. NO IDEA WHAT IT IS - Roughly 2 to 3 inches long, fast as HELL. If anyone could ID ( looking at you mr @fru1tt0ast 🤬🤬🤬) thatd be great thankkss
#Ted out and about#also just watched 2 fox cubs play and run around a few feet ahead of me#animal wildlife crazy#spiders
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the way i see it, colin has three options for handling the repercussions of kissing michael on the pitch in front of everyone:
gatekeep: by some miracle no one caught the kiss on camera so colin's sexuality is kept between him and any fans who happened to be on the pitch near him. the safest option.
girlboss: keeley gets the pr challenge of a lifetime handling the story of the first active premier league player to come out as gay. rebecca is tall and powerful and intimidating in the press room making it clear that richmond stands behind colin one thousand percent. the most realistic option.
gaslight: straight-up blatantly lying. not because he's ashamed or because he thinks he can actually convince anyone that the kiss didn't happen, but just because he refuses to let it be a big deal. acts like he has no idea what anyone is talking about if asked anything related to his sexuality. he doesn't claim to be straight, mind you, he just pretends to be extremely confused about why they're asking because he never kissed anyone in the middle of a football pitch at the end of an internationally-televised game? when presented with photo and video proof of the kiss he says that was some other richmond player named hughes who wears a number 12 jersey. you don't know him, he goes to another school. the funniest option.
#colin literally standing in front of michaels house unloading a moving truck: i have no idea who that man who kissed that richmond player is#weird that he looks exactly like the guy standing in the doorway behind me! oh well life is full of mysteries#the tabloid reporter who ambushed colin goes home that night and contemplates a change of career#ted lasso#ted lasso spoilers#the more i think about it the less bothered i am by them not addressing the repercussions in the episode#because i love open endings and hate flash-forward endings that give you all the answers (part of why i hated the montage)#and i'm having so much fun imagining all the ways the aftermath of The Kiss could have played out#over 1k
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DANI ROJAS & JAN MAAS Ted Lasso (2020-2023)
#ted lasso#tedlassoedit#tedlassosource#dani rojas#jan maas#cristo fernández#david elsendoorn#gifs.#they're literally best friends look at them#numbers right next to each other... no nonsense tall guy + silly smiley shorter guy... realist + idealist...#unstoppable force (jan's honesty & inability to read a room) vs immovable object (dani's positivity & inability to read a room)#in the first ep of s3 when they're talking about richmond being placed last on everyone's predictions for the season or smth:#jan spitting out statistics about relegations that no one wants to hear + dani's 'maybe they're trying to motivate us!'#the inability to read a room but on opposite ends of the spectrum is something that can be so personal ......
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing ( aggressively codependent yet emotionally unavailable )
#this is definitely about#malevolent#arthur lester#john doe#but i'm sure applies to a wide range of blorbos#basically idc WHAT their impetus is#as long as they're both out here willing to do Literally Anything for each other#maim kill enter into dubious contracts w ancient evils#just to have each other alive and safe ♡#as a biromantic asexual#i'm always see-sawing wildly btw#'portrayals of intense platonic love are so important!!'#and 'but also i'd like them to kiss.'#thanks for coming to my ted talk#foxtrotsicrra.txt#someone added griddlehark and YEA YOU GET IT
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Ted and Keeley similarities
#tedlassoedit#ted lasso#keeley jones#jason sudeikis#juno temple#tvedit#tvgifs#userstrem#tom ford shouldve taken a chance on keeleys firm so she could suggest an everyman campaign and recruit ted as a model#theyd hang out at the photoshoot and have an emotional converstion and it would be like a parallel with 1x02 but w ted as the one modeling!#maybe she'd hold up a drink for him to get to the straw without risking getting anything on the fancy suit#like he held the burger for her#i deserved a ted and keeley bestie era!!!#why didnt this show just explore different combos of characters we already cared about instead of bringing in so many new ones 😭#my stuff
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"Hah, dude doesn't even know he's in my tamagotchi."
#For some reason he gave me early 2000s vibes as i was drawing him? So of course I turned his box into a tamagotchi✨#Tinky#I don't care about cannon lore or timelines... all i know is this version of Tinky would torment the SHIT out of College ted.#t’noy karaxis#Nightmare time#time bastard#thinks i proof read it: writes always twice#hatchetfield#Heheh - Silly slushie idea came from @yourlocalabomination#and Edgelord Tinky convo idea came from @raftersomefood#God this particular Human tinky would talk so annoying... SOOO Dude-Bro 💛#Anyway i guess i should have tried making him look like curt instead of winging it cuz everyone thought i was drawing Goat ted???#I do think he came out too thin - I dunno know what happened#(PS. feel free to find me on insta for some close ups [same user] and follow me for my annoying stories where i post shitty progress pics)
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can’t help but root for him.
#just two middle aged divorced dads hanging out in an empty parking lot#are they about to kiss right now?#who knows#(spoiler: yes they are)#I made this so that my fellow tedtrents can have a proper wallpaper#ted lasso#ted lasso fanart#trent crimm#trent crimm fanart#tedtrent#my art#fanart#digital art
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to yell about an argument done to death: even the language around sam in-show and amongst fans annoys me. sam didn't 'let lucifer out of the cage' which is a wording that implies he solely and singlehandedly opened the door - he unknowingly broke 1 of 66 locks on a door because he was being completely in the dark about lilith being a seal and what killing her would do.
dean unknowingly broke the first lock and started the entire thing but nobody in-show or amongst fans carry the same energy for dean as they do with sam even though neither knew what was happening or even that a seal was broken until it was too late. 'dean let lucifer out' never heard of her.
and then! dean's torture of people in hell is never brought up but sam gets this thrown in his face years and years and years later (by dean multiple times no less) and there's still the convenient ignorance of everything else surrounding this; angels let 64 seals break in the name of the heavenly plan, castiel sat on the truth about lilith of a year and opened the door to the panic room to push sam towards ruby and lilith, dean's voicemail was altered to send sam over the edge, dean was held captive by angels to prevent him getting to sam in time, the plan of heaven and hell was to isolate and crush sam mentally so he'd see lucifer as a grace and say yes, lilith dying by sam's psychic abilities was NEVER the requirement so dean stating he and bobby would kill lilith while sam was locked up in the panic room means she could've died a different way with the same result.
there are a lot of things about this that is so glossed over all the time. and it's just reduced to 'sam let lucifer out'. that exact phrasing. i hate it because it is truly not what happened. if anything he was the one that solved everything despite carrying the least amount of part in this. it was literally a collaborative effort manipulated by forces way beyond sam and dean, why is sam blamed for it by fans AND characters who had their own part in this.
#sam winchester#supernatural#it's always 'sam let lucifer out'#not 'sam was lured into doing something he didn't know about and came up with a solution that saved everybody but himself'#and then. they keep bringing it up for the rest of the series! hello! esp dean... you were supposed to be his big brother...#not jailer juror and executioner#live up to your own self appointed role#i almost started screaming in s15 or whatever when chuck brought it up. like. what are you even saying. you're GOD.#thx for coming to my ted talk#there's a lot to say about fans using this as a sam criticism. so the show started doing it as well. and then they kept feeding each other#what if dean carried the guilt as well? what if dean punched people who tried to hold it against sam?? what if castiel took responsibility
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