#Team Scheisse

[fatboyschl1mm]

Bin Fan

[musicotd]

Recommendations:

"One Ok Rock is an amazing Japanese rock band with amazing songs, amazing vocals amazing everything!"

"Team Scheiße is a German punk band that's hilarious while also politically relevant and specific"

[superstarfighter]

Jan Böhmermann will wissen, ob ich grad wieder wein' und dann weint er leise mit mir mit.

[duckmusic]

Team Scheisse - Schmetterling 

[metalshockfinland]

24/7 DIVA HEAVEN + TEAM SCHEISSE to Kick Off FLINTA WINTA Tour in December

Berlin-based riot grrrls 24/7 DIVA HEAVEN and punk rock act TEAM SCHEISSE have teamed up for a tour, that has never been done before. With their highly acclaimed 2021-debut “Stress”, 24/7 DIVA HEAVEN left a remarkable stamp in the heavy music scene, while a steady growing fanbase and countless shows such as high- voltage performances at festivals alike Desertfest Berlin, Stoned From The…

[prettyinnoise]

BERICHT: Vainstream Rockfest 2023

Zum nun schon bereits 16. Mal konnten Fans von lauten Klängen am letzten Samstag im Juni das Vainstream Rockfest am Hawerkamp in Münster besuchen. Spoiler-Alarm gleich zu Beginn: Nächstes Jahr wird das Festival wieder 2-tägig stattfinden, nämlich am 28. und 29. Juni 2024. Also gleich schonmal fett in den Kalender eintragen, bitte. Mit 17.500 Besucher:innnen knackte das Vainstream Rockfest in…

[hicemusic]

Kurzkritik - Februar 2023

Orbital, Gorillaz, Shame und Team Scheisse in der Kurzkritik – Februar 2023: https://hicemusic.wordpress.com/februar-2023/

[plattenabendonline]

Team Scheisse - Frank (2022)

DJane Luzie

[ynwa4eva]

ich dachte es steht für coyote oder so 😰 und dass das ein anderer spitzname ist 😰😰😰😰

WAS? ES IST TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR 😭😭😭😭 UND DA IST EIN SCHEISS HAHN AUFM BALL 😭 AUF DEM LOGO 😭😭

[cozen]

Whoever wrote the p5 wikis as far as I’ve seen is seriously crazy deep into the details and series

[egaliteliberte]

was just trying to find german punk bands, why is football showing up :((((

[thomas-mvller]

ᶦᵈᵏ ᶦᶠ ᶦᵗˢ ʲᵘˢᵗ ᵐᵉ ᵒʳ ʷʰᵃᵗ ᵇᵘᵗ ᶦ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ʷᵉ'ᵈ ᵛᵉʳʸ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵃᵖᵖʳᵉᶜᶦᵃᵗᵉ ᶦᶠ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖ$ᵍ ᵍᶦʳˡᶦᵉˢ ʷᵒᵘˡᵈ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ᵘˢᶦⁿᵍ ᵇᵃʸᵉʳⁿ'ˢ ᵗᵃᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ᵖˢᵍ ʳᵉˡᵃᵗᵉᵈ ᵖᵒˢᵗˢ ᵇᵉᶜᵃᵘˢᵉ ᵗʰᵉʸ'ʳᵉ ᶜˡᵒᵍᵍᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵃᵍ ᵃⁿᵈ ˡᶦᵗᵉʳᵃˡˡʸ ⁹ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵒᶠ ¹⁰ ᵖᵒˢᵗˢ ᵃʳᵉⁿ'ᵗ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵇᵃʸᵉʳⁿ ᵃᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒᶦⁿᵗ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ˢᵗᵒᵖ ᵗᵃᵍᵍᶦⁿᵍ ᵐ³ˢˢᶦ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵏʸˡᶦᵃⁿ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵇᵃʸᵉʳⁿ ᶦ ᵐᵉᵃⁿ ᵇᵉ ˢᵉʳᶦᵒᵘˢ

[daring-youth]

“Studying and volunteering do not make you proletariat. Live the working class, instead of just talking about it!”

Hamburg SV ultras roasting pink hipsters like that is awesome.

St. Pauli - Hamburg SV 2019

[fakescenariosbeforesleepblog]

Indelible kiss.

König x Fem reader.

König insists he wants to keep your relationship in secret, what a surprise when someone catches a glimpse of your lipstick on his neck.

Warning: grammatical and spelling errors. Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters nor do I claim to own them. I do not own any of the images used nor do I claim to own them.

It was supposed both were training at the same hours, just a coincidence, no one would dare to think about something else, after all, König is your Colonel, he's so serious and professional all the time and he never showed any kind of affection or favoritism for you. He treats you in the same way he treats the rest of the team.

So, why would someone suspect you and him? No one would imagine what happens in those late hours of the night, the gym is actually empty, no one is exercising at these hours.

In fact, no one was awake, except for you and him.

- Don't leave König, stay here.

Both are in your dorm, the door is closed and locked, you prefer to prevent, he doesn't want to be caught.

König leaves every night, just in case someone goes to his dorm and doesn't find him there.

- You know I can't stay Meine Liebling...

He's laying on the bed while your body rests over his. His bare chest is warm and always smells good, you love his perfume, it is addictive, you're looking at him with pleading eyes.

- Soon or later someone will know about this, please just for tonight my love!

- Nein, mein kleiner Engel (my angel) we can't let them know, not yet.

He caressed your body with his big hands, you love to feel his hands on you.

You would like to let everybody know about what happens between you and König, but he insists he prefers to keep it in secret, he thinks it's better when no one poke up the nose, he always has the feeling that people will try to separate you from him because he's probably not good for you.

On the other hand, you think it's better and more enjoyable if everybody knows about it, they will be happy for both of you, your team is like your family, you think it is unfair to hide your relationship from them but since König refuses you've been thinking about other ways to let them know love is in the air.

You already tried, you accidentally forgot a shirt in his dorm, you also left your underwear mixed in his dirty laundry, you put your perfume in his clothes, you even gave him innocent compliments in front of the team, you stole some of his clothes and wore them around the base. You don't know if some of those ideas have worked because no one has tried to ask you.

So this time you will try something else, everybody knows you always have lipstick on, wine or cherry, those are your colours. You're sure everyone knows it.

One of the things König loves the most about you, is that too, your beautiful lips always with those pretty colours.

- Ahhh... Okay, but before you leave can I show you something?

- Of course you can, go on.

You stood up and walked to your desk, you took the lipstick and went to the bathroom, then you went back to the bed and turned on the lamp of your nightstand.

- Do you like it?

- Schatz, you look beautiful, is it new?

You nodded in silence, the way he stares at your lips causes you something hard to explain in words but the feeling between your legs and the butterflies in your stomach are proof enough of how much you enjoy this moment.

You started to plant kisses over his chest, escalating to his neck and face.

- Schatz, I love when you kiss me like this but I really have to go back.

*a kiss on his lips* - okay, go *another kiss* - sleep well baby *another kiss* - I love you...

He kissed you once more and he got out of your bed and dressed up quickly, then he left.

König always gets up early and runs to the shower, this time he was really tired, he woke up a little bit later than usual, he tried to be quick but then, he had a problem, your lipstick is hard to clean.

He tried hard, his skin was irritated.

- Scheisse (shit)

He muttered while looking at himself in the mirror of his bathroom when a familiar voice calls him out of his dorm.

- König, Man, are you ok? We're late... Can I come in?

Horangi always goes to knock at his door and both go to the common area together.

König ran to put his shirt on and unlocked the door.

- Ja, come in.

Horangi opened the door and closed it, König is pretending to be busy fixing his hair and his belt, until he remembered he doesn't have his hood on.

Horangi already noticed the absence of the hood and handed it to König

- Where's your head today colonel?

- I don't know, I got up at the wrong side of the bed.

Before he could put the hood on Horangi noticed a red spot on his friend's neck, that's not a mosquito or spider bite, it's a kiss, a red kiss, the lipstick colour looks familiar to him but he can't remember where he has seen it before.

- What the...? (He muttered)

- What?

- No, nothing, are you ready?

- Ja, let's go.

Both left the room. You were in the common area talking with Roze and other people who were there, nothing special or interesting, you were thinking about how silly you were, you planted kisses all over and forgot that König is always hiding his face and always wears long sleeve shirts.

König and Horangi appeared a few minutes later, you noticed Horangi was observing you a lot, König was giving some instructions for the day when Horangi went to your side and spoke almost in a whisper.

- I know what you did last night.

- What are you talking about?

- I saw your lipstick on König's neck.

You blushed, you really weren't expecting it could work, you looked at him as if you saw a ghost, you obviously couldn't see his face but Horangi is smiling with mischief, you didn't say a word and neither did him, the day continued normally, it was until the meal time, as soon as you appeared in the dining hall's door, all eyes were on you. You sat at the usual table with Horangi, moments later König arrived too, all eyes on him, you feel guilty you know his anxiety will increase thanks to you and your mulishness. Poor könig, he sat and instantly asked why everyone was observing him.

- What's going on?

- Nothing colonel, I think everyone wonders why you have a very familiar red lipstick on you.

You hit horangi down the table, König didn't say nothing, but you can see his eyes, he's shocked.

- Sorry Man, perhaps I mentioned it to the wrong person, now everyone knows about you and y/n.

König sighed and continued eating a piece of apple under the mask. At night you weren't expecting him, you supposed he would be angry, but then he opened your door.

You were looking for your pajama pants, you felt too guilty, you didn't want to see him angry. Then a pair of hands were placed around your waist, warm kisses were placed on your shoulder then your neck.

- Are you not angry?

- Nein, I can't be upset, it was an intelligent move, you knew someone would notice it.

- I'm sorry König, In my defense I never expected it worked.

He laughed, you love when he does it, for you It's a reminder of how happy he is when you're around.

- It was also my fault, I forgot to put my hood on.

Did he... what? You looked at him, you can't believe what he said.

- How is that possible?

- Meine Liebling, you left me exhausted last night... I admit I like the fact that now everybody knows you're mine.

You're blushing, your face looks like a red apple, he doesn't say anything else and kisses you. This man will be the death of you.