#Tauren Male

[thegroovytomboy]

He's so sad 😭

[findmeinshattrath]

Okay, seeing this kind of makes me mourn the female tauren models we have in game.

[flershnork]

Just look at these changes after enough exposure to the black blood! Not only do I have some baller boobs, but I can also open rifts to the void!

Black blood has a feminizing effect btw it's like evil HRT

[tourettesdog]

I am having extremely specific and niche ideas I must share. Specifically headcanons for Danny Phantom characters playing World of Warcraft

I feel like Sam would have been the first of them to get into WoW. Something other to play than Doomed, with a heavier focus on questing. She'd play on a PVP server and would be something of a legend on her realm.

She'd pretty much do everything, from hardcore raiding, to achievement hunting, to a little roleplaying on the side with friends.

She'd have two characters she swaps between, a troll warlock and an undead rogue, and would have the most min-maxed gear she can possibly get at all times. A "for the Horde!" girlie all the way. The warlock has tailoring/enchanting for professions, and the rogue mining/jewelcrafting, and she's got every recipe she can get her hands on for both.

I could see Sam trying to get Tucker and Danny into WoW, only to be wildly disappointed with their character decisions as both of them cozy up Alliance-side on a roleplaying realm.

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Tucker takes one glance at worgen and goes "I'm gonna be a fucking werewolf" and it's all over from there. His main would be a guardian/feral druid (tank and melee dps) with the corniest RP name you've ever seen, and he loves them dearly. He's always looking for new transmog to dress up with, and he takes his mining/engineering professions a little too seriously. He mostly plays with Danny, but probably has a horde alt Sam forced him to make so they could actually play together before cross-faction became a thing (I am being intentionally Vague about what expansions they'd be playing in).

Tucker's horde alt would be a tauren druid that ALSO runs engineering. Pretty much the same character, especially considering he spends 90% of his time in animal forms.

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Danny would start off playing a night elf monk and would get more into the RP of it than he ever wants to openly admit. He loves all of the flips and shit the monks do, and he's all in on the night elf aesthetic. He swaps between mistweaver and windwalker (healer and DPS), depending on what him and Tucker need to get shit done. He doesn't really focus a lot on the professions, instead going for dual gathering with mining and herbalism so he just has a lot of rocks and plants to throw at Tucker or onto the auction house.

After the accident though, Danny takes a long, staring look at death knights and decides he needs to play one-- for the memes. He's dogshit at it after playing monk for so long, but you can pry his frost (dps) death knight from his cold, half-dead hands.

The DK is just another night elf and when he's RPing, Danny likes to say it's the same character as the monk.

(Also I specifically think that Danny would play a nelf instead of a draenei because, as a trans Danny truther, I feel like the too-buff male draeneis would be a little Much for him, and the femme ones would be too dysphoric.)

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Val would very begrudgingly start playing WoW with them once she joins Team Phantom. She'd go Horde-side with Sam, with a tauren warrior decked head to toe in red. She quickly gets sucked into the game, and gets a little intense with farming for all of the things she wants-- mounts, cool transmog, some battle pets. She likes to do a lot of content alone, finding it fun to just go off questing, but she'll let herself be dragged into dungeons ever now and then. She just doesn't have the time or energy for raiding consistently.

Val winds up making a bunch of different alts eventually to keep collecting shit, and she gets scary good at gold farming so she can pay for her subscription with in-game currency. She's got a bunch of different professions she runs on her various alts, but the warrior's got mining/blacksmithing since the idea of making her own armor won her out.

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Dani plays on a laptop bought with Vlad's money, on a subscription also bought with Vlad's money. She takes one look at Val and Sam playing Horde-side and decides there is no other side to play.

She mains a vulpera hunter and is a troll through and through. She lives up to the hunter stereotype of accidentally pulling everything, but makes up for it by being scary good at DPS and PVP. Her and Val do a lot of mog and mount farming together, and some of her favorite things to collect are the battle pets and toys. She's got Meerah's Jukebox (a toy that plays a song about alpacas before exploding) hotkeyed to drop at a moment's notice.

She winds up getting a little too invested in alchemy, insisting she needs to be good at making goop.

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Wes would not play WoW, and would instead play FFXIV and would never shut up about how much better it is than WoW.

Bonus:

Lancer plays a lot of WoW during the summer when school is out. He's got a human mage who looks a bit like a buff version of him that he's been playing since the game released, and he's got all sorts of achievements and collectibles held onto from that era. He runs herbalism/inscription as a profession, and has every recipe for it under the sun. He still insists on riding his first horse mount that he ever got, and it has a Shakespearean name.

[goldenmotive]

Undersiders as WoW players:

Rachel // Tauren Hunter

Beast Mastery Hunter. Rolled a male Tauren because she thought they looked tough. Usually sticks with the coyote she tamed at level 10. Has a surprising variety of pets otherwise. Mostly plays solo and grinds professions (you only see her on raid night where she's top DPS). Picks an endgame zone as her territory and bullies out anyone trying to quest or grind. Gets mad when people won't shut up in guild chat. Struggled because she can't read quest text but got really into it after Taylor installed questhelper for her.

Aisha // Undead Rogue

Combat Rogue. Absolute menace. Ignored IRL but makes up for it by being infamous on her her server. Ninja looter, will roll need even if she can't use it. PVPer, will kill you when you're fighting a bunch of mobs then teabag you. Griefs her own team in battlegrounds just fucking around while she's holding the flag. Spends all her downtime ganking lowbies in STV, but she's actually really good at her class. kills you on your main too

Alec // Blood Elf Priest

Shadow Priest - rolled the same class as Lisa to fuck with her. Really only plays to screw around with Aisha. Has Aisha's password. Used to multibox on his siblings accounts but burned out. Doesn't do dailies, doesn't do professions, relies on guildies for free potions and food. Surprisingly into transmog. He's right there ganking with Aisha and mind controls kid win off a cliff. Stands in the fire.

Lisa // Blood Elf Priest*

Disc Priest but she's a huge altoholic. Toxic trade chat queen, starts shit and baits other players into getting banned. She's got a character in every major guild on the server - she's the one to invite a fill when they need another head. Okay at every class but she'll end up filling healing and crowd control - someone's got to keep this guild from self destructing. Recruited Taylor to the guild, helps Brian run shit outside of raid bosses. She's tracking everyone's DKP.

Brian // Orc Warrior

Prot Warrior. Guild Leader. Tanks because it's the manliest role. Kind of basic - he'd be a human warrior if the rest weren't horde. Maxed mining and blacksmithing because someone told him it's just what warriors do. Knows raid boss strats, knows what's BiS for each class, knows that none of it matters if they aren't going to listen to him. Pulling his hair out trying to run raid nights. Always marks himself with the skull raid icon. Pays for everyones consumables, also pays for the vent server. Quits for a bit, but comes back next expansion to reroll death knight.

Taylor // Troll Shaman

Elemental Shaman. Addon queen. Her screen looks like an excel sheet and you can barely see her character. Rerolled horde after her ex-guildie logged onto her account and deleted all her characters. Skips school to play. The biggest minmaxer you'll ever play with. Has to stop herself from telling people how to play their class. Hasn't noticed she's not even having fun anymore.

[aggravatetheaxe]

dethklok plays WoW

Nathan - main tank. Horde of course. Probably orc. His only toon. Absolutely a blood death knight both for aesthetic and because you know he's pulling top dps in addition to holding agg on everything in the room. Guild leader, does not take his title seriously but will still kick your ass if you bail on raid night. likes pvp but prefers pve

Pickles - plays mostly trolls, has 2 or 3 toons, probably also has an ugly forsaken and an ugly goblin (although goblin is a later race so depends on the year). Cat druid, often forced to spec into healing because mythic dungeons are only 5 man. But prefers to be cat or combat rogue. Incredible dps when he's allowed to do dps. not nurturing at all as a healer, WILL let you die if you piss him off (unless you're Nathan, but Nathan never dies). loves both pvp and pve but gets super steamed during pvp

Skwisgaar - paladin paladin paladin. Belf, of course. has secret female alts as well as secret ally alts. constantly adding his girlfriends to the guild and taking shit from the bank without asking. But he doesn't get in trouble because his dps is second to none - topping the charts even over Nathan. Ret pally, could technically heal with holy but his dps is just so insane that they can't afford to have him healing. pvp is beneath him

Toki - altaholic. Lots of female toons, lots of ally toons, gets bullied for both. Really wants to main a hunter so he can have a bunch of cute animal companions (and because it would be easier dps) but the others say that's gay so his main is a frost DK. the others make him spec into unholy because his crowd control brings clusters together so that Skwis and Nathan can wipe them out. So, so fucking angry that he never gets to do any actual dps because his plagues never get the chance to stack - and despite knowing it's a DOT issue the others clown on him for being the absolute bottom of the dps chart. pvp is too hard for him, no one protects him and everyone picks on him

Murderface - orc arms warrior and tauren fury warrior, dps but mostly off tank. makes cringe jokes (abt both native americans and milking) if tauren. One secret ally toon (human no less), also a warrior, that he uses to /walk around stormwind and RP badly. constantly brags about his dps but he's actually garbage, only above toki. makes a big deal out of his rank in the guild but he actually has no bank privileges. loves self harm through pvp

Charles - undead disc priest. a few alts, equal numbers male and female but almost all undead. probably a GM. heals when pickles is on dps and there's room or in a raid setting. guild treasurer, full bank permissions, has to constantly police the boys and spends thankless hours filling the bank back up with pots, food, etc. Also in charge of recruiting, so he should just be guild lead at this point but he dutifully never complains :) plays an affliction warlock and a couple rogues (combat and assassination) on a different server, when the boys give him one free fucking moment to do his own thing

Magnus - used to be a super powerful destro warlock that matched skwisgaar in dps. was super involved in the guild, help build it into what it was, contributed lots of materials, consumables, and money to the bank. Recruited some of their best players. after a horrific falling out (he was the asshole in the situation; controlling, etc) he was kicked from the guild and replaced. has since (due to wotlk) abandoned his warlock for a death knight. now he has a forever grudge and badmouths dethklok any chance he gets, but the majority of the server knows he's the drama so he has trouble finding others to play with. because of this he's been forced to switch over to alliance side. hence he falls in with...

MMA & the revengencers: MMA is yet another DK, probably blood, guild lead of the revengencers - rival guild to dethklok, constantly butting heads with them in pvp, ganking their low level members/alts, just generally being a nuisance. MMA wants revenge for Nathan (with the help of GM charles) getting his OG account banned

Edgar - human arcane mage main ("actually, the rotation is quite simple"). has lots of female alts. treasurer of the revengencers, takes everything way way way too seriously. Definitely works for blizzard or is a GM. very tense, sometimes outright hostile, relationship with Charles despite being essentially coworkers. "umm you sir have won the internet" "updoot" guy in chat. full collection of mounts, even the rare and/or limited edition ones

[sejianismodding]

🚧 [BG+] AnimXGenWear: An Animation State mod for gender-nonconforming sims! 💜

☠️ REMINDER: Double-check the OP for updates!

I'm a Tenth Level Tauren Chieftain, baby! ... and if you're as old as I am and an equal-opportunity gamer like me, you'll know what that's from - it's Warcraft 3. 😸

⚔️ Requires TS4: Base Game and various other Packs!

☄️ Updated - PENDING

🚀 Initial Release - 8/17/2024

🎁 Download & Discussions Post: https://www.patreon.com/posts/108445288

🗺️ Modding Announcements Post: https://www.patreon.com/posts/10929150

🚧 This mod is a work-in-progress passion project. Included in this initial release is ONE (1) MANDATORY package and FIFTEEN (15) OPTIONAL animation set overrides for the Base Game. There are FOURTEEN (14) more animation sets for the Base Game. Additionally, there are a number of animation sets that are pack-specific. The goal is to modify every animation set that contains gendered animations and bring them to heel under AXGW. Modification and testing takes time and I always have more projects in the works, so new animation sets will be added sporadically.

💜 Works for TEENS and up. With this installed, your Clothing Preference trait will determine which gendered animations are used by your sim. A Female sim with Masculine Clothing Preference will use Masculine animations and a Male sim with Feminine Clothing Preference will use Feminine animations. This mod is also MOD-ULAR, meaning you can pick and choose which animation sets are affected. You'll find instructions for swapping your trait and Even More Information™ in the 🎁 Download & Discussions post linked above.

🎀 AXGW is 100% compatible with my little animation overrides: https://sejianismodding.tumblr.com/post/757994018182512640

🌸 Special thanks to Meep62 for "Sexy Pose determined by Clothing Preference" and plasticbox for "Sexy Pose Equality". AXGW would not exist without them but it is incompatible with both of them.

[bronzeandsage]

DWC 2024 - Day 5 - Captive/Skill

Everything was getting hazier by the moment as his vision focused in on the elf, the acting breathing was so tiring as he lay still under the eye of the watcher. There were a million and one questions running through his brain to ask, but the only one at the forefront was if he could just sleep. Sleeping sounded so nice at this point as grew stiller by the blink.

"I understand time is not something to really worry about, but I would like to insist on an answer sooner than later," the elf continued as he leaned closer into the orc's face. His skin was dark purple like a night elf's and the eyes the standard glowing yellow but there something far more otherworldly. There shouldn't be pupils. Sand. Swirling sand.

A smooth hand came to gently brush open his eyes again as he looked up at the elf who was smiling sadly as he was showing a hope in those eyes. "Sevlaz, it is time. Otherwise we will have to do this over again and I am loathe to do it again to you. Flowing is easier on you than it is to reverse it. Six times is far to many."

Six? Six times? How many times did he have to die?

"Six."

A soft nod given.

"Indeed my long suffering friend, hell is repetition and I do not wish you suffer in it any longer than you must. So please, could you give me an answer this time? You are chosen and I feel you best suited but I will not choose for you. Consent is key."

Consent. So tired.

Tired.

"Drat."

@daily-writing-challenge

How a 10 foot, half ton tauren could come up behind him without making a noise was something a marvel for Sevlaz as he looked up into the brindle faced male. Sheared horns, bronze nose ring, and one hard pale blue eye only addedto the intimidation the warrior of his arsenal as he stared back at the orc.

"Grin."

There was a heavy cough as Sevlaz cleared his throat and started to stand up. "Raincal-"

The thick three fingered hand caught him in the chest and with the ease of pushing over a child sat Sevlaz back on his stool. "Sit."

"Right, sure thing," Sevlaz answered as he noted how easily he was forced back down. "What can I-"

"Shutup."

"Alright."

The tauren leaden down to look him in the eye, his bearded jaw set firm as he spoke. "You know why I'm here."

"Uh, I would think an omelet or perhaps one of these kabobs. Erik could you fox- er fix up a stick or seven for..?" The thief was turning back toward the cook. Unceremoniously the above flap clattered down to seal off the cooking area of the vulpera's, the wood vibrating the painted on sad face with a word bubble 'Closed!' Sevlaz growled and faced the mercenary again. "Sorry looks like they're closed now."

"Pity," the deep baritone was short and hard as he never broke his gaze.

"Very much so, Cah. And I would guess you're here per An'wei."

The tauren mercenary, Cahall would nod curtly. "You'd be right."

"About the job?"

"Two for two."

"Well, I mean it's just taking me a bit to get an in and these things take time. Silvermoon isn't what it used to be," Sevlaz continued to press the conversation, his hands talking as much as he was. "My old contacts are either reformed, abroad, or well..."

"Dead."

"Exactly," the thief added as turned his permanent grin to to Cahall again. The tauren was not smiling. He never did.

There was a moment Sevlaz believed that was how the conversation was going to end, but that huge hand would reach forward and gently slip it's wrist thick fingers through the leather straps of Sev's vest. If he'd been shoved back into his seat like a newborn, he was lifted just the same like a kitten to dangle in the air at the tauren's eye level. There might have been an urge to kick out or struggle but knowing the warrior's reputation, it would have just ended a lot worse for him.

"Per the contract," Cahall growled softly as he drew the orc closer to his face. "You got one week to have it in the broker's hands. If not, I will be bringing back you back to them."

"One. Piece. At. A. Time." Each word was emphasized like a gong struck, no eye contact broken and inches only between the pair.

The thief cleared his throat again, the guttural gunk in his throat cleared and swallowed once again. "I'll do what I can."

"I'm sure." And the orc was lowered again to the ground. "I'm sorry."

"Sorry? I mean it's fine, you're doing your job. It's what you do," Sev answered breathlessly as he found him counting his blessing to feel the dirt under his feet again. The warrior's grip was still tight about the straps on his chest as he heard the creak of the fist growing firmer.

There was a shake of Cahall's shaggy head. A grunt of effort matching the lift while the muscles flexed to propel the orc from the ground.

"Wait! Wait! WA-" Sevlaz started to yell as he felt the earth disappear beneath him again. Air was rushing in his ears as the eerie feeling of weightlessness took over to speed him across the street barely having time to lift his arms to shield him from the impending landing. Thankfully the fruit stand across from Erik's was gracious enough to break his fall.

"My mangos!' The shrill scream of the vendor echoed throughout the street as the wreckage of his livelihood littered the ground and the bruised orc thief. Sevlaz groaned from the pile of broken fruit as he saw the world upside down, the lumbering form of the warrior striding off into the capital.

His red gaze should be filled with rage at being manhandled but instead red fur and golden eyes.

"Sev!" Erik yelled as he began to pull the orc back up around from his upside down heap into a sitting heap. "You alright?"

Sevlaz nodded as he wiped some mushed mango from his face.

"Good good good," the vulpera continued before opening his palm. "So it's gonna be like two gold for those kabobs."

A handful of crushed fruit was hardly the tip he expected.

[zzapee-new]

The polls have spoken, and Male Centaur wins! Let's prepare for battle against the Tauren's mortal enemy.

Artwork by: Anthony Avon on Deviant Art

[iruthomlogs]

Sci-Fi September: Time Travel

A World of Warcraft fanfiction for @thepromptfoundry event Sci-Fi September day 16 time travel with my ocs. This is based on the game mission Opening the Dark Portal.

In the Black Morass, the guardian Medivh prepare a spell as he call to a ally from beyond the stars, "Gul'dan, order your warlocks to double their efforts! Moments from now the gateway will open and your Horde will be unleashed on this ripe, unsuspecting world." Just then, strange dragons appear and one of them cry out, "Not if we have anything to said about it." As the dragons breathe fire on Medivh, the human was saved by a magic shield and he and the dragons look to see a female Tauren, a high elf warlock, a orc male, a male undead, a female high elf warrior, a male Tauren priest, a troll druid, a orc, a high elf paladin, and a male goblin, which Medivh said to himself. "What is is? Champions, coming to my aid? I sense the hand of the Dark One in this. Truly this sacred event bears his blessing." and he call out to them, "Champions, keep them busy. I must finish this spell." and the Tauren said to the troll, high elf paladin, the warlock, the undead, and the goblin, Tathu, Ralvelion, Hatlen, Raphael, Syn, keep Medivh safe! Everyone else, let's deal with these dragons!" The leader of the dragons call out, "You damn Horde! Saving your own creation.... Just think of how many lives could be saved if the portal is never open, if the resulting wars could be erased..." and the female Tauren call out, "That would means that those that was saved by the Horde would die out, like my people. We will stand to ensure that history happen as it should."

After defeating the dragons, Medivh said to the party, "I am grateful for your aid, champions. The portal is about to be opened!" Soon, Medivh open the Dark Portal which Syn, Hatlen, and Choviohoya feel as a small army of orc warriors and warlocks come through the rift which Medivh call out to them, "Orcs of the Horde! This portal is the gateway to your new destiny! The lands of Azeroth lies before you, ripe for the taking!" One of the warlocks said to the other orcs, "Gul'dan speaks the truth! We should return at once to tell our brothers of the news! Retreat back through the portal!" while the Horde time travelers return to their present.

[jasper-dixon]

are you and @norma-jean-monster roomies? i got that vibe from your posts

also hiiii :)

Hiiiii!

Yes we are roomies but also engaged! We have a cute meeting story. We met playing WoW in 2007. She was a mage looking for a tank and I was a male tauren druid who stepped up. During the course of me tanking she said something along the lines about how cool I am and I said 'you think a guy could be this cool?' And the rest is history.

I proposed to her during a trip to Anaheim to what is probably the last Blizzcon. Neither one of us play WoW anymore, but our relationship has endured for going on 17? Years now. Wild to put that into text. We were virtual friends and in 2016 I fled Arkansas two months before the election to move to Oregon to be with her. So our online relationship was much longer, but in person it has only intensified. Thank you for asking, I love talking about how we met. I think it's a cute story.

[lasnevadaslaborunion]

For clarification, a character in WoW was Twinbraid, a white dwarf, whom in vanilla, wiped out an entire tribe of tauren, whom are blatantly coded as Native American, whilst citing imperialism and racial superiority as his motivation, also colonizing their land and building a giant military fortress over it.

Than in Cataclysm, Twinbraid took part in a wounded knee allegory, once again on the tauren, and killed goblin civiliians out of sheer racism.

In Mists of Pandaria, Twinbraid is promoted by Varian, a heroic character to High Marshall, and the Horde player is sent to kill him. And guess what, the writing depicts this racist, misogynistic colonizing piece of shit as a victim of the evil Horde.

Zero mention is made of his atrocities even by the questgiver, Wrathion, Twinbraid gets dialogue about "protecting" the pandaren from the evil of the Horde, he gets to complain about his military fort and scumbag soldier being killed, the orc, tauren and goblins whom are resisted Twinbraid are given "evil" dialogue about enslaving the pandren and Twinbraid is given the final words about "why the Horde can't live in peace with their neighbors" in an attempt to guilt the Horde player.

Oh and in a tie in novel released around this time, Baine, the leader of the Tauren, whom is completely subservient to the blonde blue eyed Anduin, exiles a bunch of tauren for resisting human and dwarf colonization.

And lets not forget the countless instances before and after Mists of Pandaria depicting the blatantly indigenous people coded trolls, that literally worship Voodoo (a real world religion), as evil villains that deserve extinction for not letting white humans, dwarves and elves take their lands.

Yeah if anything, Garrosh showed the only problem was if someone of an inferior non white race tries colonization, racism and imperialism than its bad.

According to WoW, Its good when "aryan white supermen colonize, discriminate and do imperialism against inferior non white races."

You need to realize how racist WoW is, especially the MoP storyline.

But you don't understand! The dwarves just wanted new stuff for their museums and the meanie tauren wouldn't let them have it /s

Yeah, don't even get me STARTED on racist implications in World of Warcraft. This game is my go-to example when I talk about terrible depictions of indigenous cultures. I've taken to calling it the Tauren/Troll complex.

Native peoples in fantasy are only ever allowed to fill one of two roles:

The noble, peaceful, nature-loving mystics who are perpetually victimized and need to be rescued by, eternally grateful for, and perpetually subservient to the white male hero, or

The evil, aggressive, cannibalistic animals who do Weird Blood Magic and are hurting the poor white people who just wanted a new home, won't you please go murder them for being upset about their lands being taken???

It's fucking gross. Not a problem that started with WoW, and likely not one that will end with WoW, but damn if it doesn't leave a sour taste.

[wowtalesofadventurers]

WoW High School AUgust

A World of Warcraft High School AU for @klayr-de-gall event AU-gust 2024 day 8 High School.

Luise Rose from Lordaeron arrived at Blizzardcraft High, a unique High School that allow different species to be students and even staff members. As Luise look around, she see students of humans, dwarfs, gnomes, elves of different kind, draenei, orcs, trolls, taurens, goblins, vupleras, robots, and even aliens. Luise find her locker and put her backpack away before she head to her homeroom.

Arriving at her homeroom, Luise enter the homeroom and the teacher, a male human in green and blue, see Luise come in and said to his students, "Class, this is our new student Luise Rose." After showing herself to the other students, Luise then sit in a desk next to a male void elf wearing red to her left and a female Draenei wearing blue to her right, with the Draenei introduced herself, "My name is Xali. Nice to mee you, Luise. The guy to your right is Yalinan. He is a bit overstress so he can be a little crazy." and this worried Luise.

[legofanguy]

Next gen characters Mafia AU AUgust

A Inuyasha and Legend of Zelda Mafia AU for @promptsbytaurie event AUgust 2024 day 7 Mafia featuruing my Zelink children. Hisui fake name of Komori is based on a mistranslation for the epilogue chapter of Inuyasha. The extra mafia members are @wowtalesofadventurers and @iruthomlogs World of Warcraft characters.

In a secret location in the city, at night, Mafia boss Ganondorf meet with one of his rival Naraku sitting across the table and, sitting down, Ganondorf ask the long black hair man, "Naraku... What do you want?" and Naraku said to Ganondorf, "I know that we don't get along well, Ganondorf, but I have a spy within my other rivals. They are telling me that two of our enemies, the Inu crime family and the Hyrule Mafia, are having a little wedding of the niece of Boss Sesshomaru and grandson of Boss Rhoam to united their families against us." and Ganondorf seems angry and worried abou this news which Naraku then ask him, "How about we get rid of them all in the wedding? We can make that white wedding into a bloody wedding." Ganondorf think for a moment before he said to Naraku, "As long that I'm not the henchman in the plan, you got a deal, Naraku." and the two shake hands.

The next day, Towa and Setsuna watched, from their front window, their father Sesshomaru packing up for a trip and Setsuna whisper to her sister, "Dad is leaving us for his mistress." and Towa said to her sister, "We don't know that. Dad is having a business meeting, like every time he is not at home." Setsuna ask Towa, "What make you think he has not been cheating on a mistress all this time?" and Towa said to her sister, "Listen, we followed dad and find out if he was cheating or not." Setsuna ask her sister, "How are we going to do that? We can't drive yet."

Towa and Setsuna get inside the back of the car as Sesshomaru drive to his meeting.

Once the car park and Sesshomaru got out, the girls look up from the window to see men and women in suits greeting Sesshomaru and Setsuna ask his sister, "Which one do you think is the mistress?" and Towa said to her sister, "For the last time, Setsuna, dad is not cheating on mom." and then look at the people, "Still, I don't think this is a normal business meeting. Who are these people?" Soon, a green skin man see Towa and Setsuna peeking from the car window and shout, "Hey, whose is back there?" and everyone become on high alert as they pull out their guns and point them at the car, which Towa and Setsuna step out with their hands up and Sesshomaru said upon seeing his daughters, "Towa? Setsuna?" and one of them ask Sesshomaru, "Who are they, boss man?" which Sesshomaru reply, "They are my daughters." The armed men and women realized whose these girls are and put their guns away as the green skin man said, "I'm sorry, boss. I didn't know..." before Sesshomaru said to him, "Shut it, Gramakk." and said to the girls, "What are you doing here?" and Towa said to her father, "Setsuna think that you were cheating on mom for another woman, so we sneak in your car to find out." and a male Tauren ask Sesshomaru, "You didn't tell your daughters, boss?" Sesshomaru turn to him and said, "No, I didn't, Viivogicha. I don't want my family to knew about this. Now, let me have a moment with them." and most of the men and women left as Sesshomaru said to his daughters, "You want the truth of my work? I'm the head of the Inu family." and the two girls were surprised as Towa said, "The crime family we hear about on the news!"

Setsuna bump into a young man with brown hair and a member of the staff team by the look of his clothes and he said to her, "Oh, I'm sorry, miss. I was not seeing where I was going. Everything has been crazy with the wedding. I'm Komori, by the way." and Setsuna introduced herself, "My name is Setsuna, Sesshomaura's daughter." and poor Komori was speechless.

Soon, cars arrived and Sesshomaru said to his daughters, "The groom and his family are here."

A humanoid male dragon with blue scales and a long white beard and mane step out of the second car with a female humanoid dragon with white scales and a blond mane and a young male humanoid dragon with green and white scales. Sesshomaru and the old dragon look at each other and Sesshomaru speak first, "Rhoam." and the old dragon said back, "Sesshomaru."

Setsuna walk with Komori around the mansion and he quickly stop Setsuna for running into the Hyrule Mafia as they enter the mansion and Komori said, "Look like the groom and his family are here."

Towa noticed a woman in a dress sneaking around and ask a guard, "Hey, Krumer, was it?" and Krumer reply, "Yes, mafia princess." and Towa quickly said, "You don't have to call me that." and then ask him, "Should there be a worker woman?"

Ganondorf and his men sneak inside the mansion.

Ganondorf and his men surround the wedding and the green skin and red hair man said, "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I need no introducation as you know who I am." and Sesshomaru ask, "How did you find out about this place?" and Kagura come forward to said, "I told them."

One of the guards shout, "We have the daughters of Sesshomaru here!" and Ganondorf said with a smile, "You don't said." Ganondorf order his men, "Wambleesha, Amelia, Ratsu, Crornga, Riavaih'mur, Ansgar, Famzu, Thorsten, find these girls!" and the eight men and women enter back into the mansion to hunt down Towa and Setsuna.

As Towa is about to face Ganondorf in the backyard, Setsuna get ready to take aim of him from a window when Naraku appear behind her and draw a gun to her head and said to Setsuna, "I would not do that if I was you, girl. I have planned this to get rid of my three rivals, and I would not let a girl ruin this for me. The moment that you fire that gun, I will shoot you too." Setsuna got scared for her life, but she has to do this for her family and her finger is on the trigger at the moment. Towa move to hit Ganondorf and Setsuna quickly shoot Ganondorf's leg before he can fire his gun just as she hear another gun fire, but it was not from Naraku's gun as he fall to his side while bleeding. As Ganondorf got hit in the leg, Setsuna look to see that Komori has the smoking gun while Towa punch Ganondorf in the face, knocking him out cold. The servant then got handcliffs and Setsuna said to him as Komori put them on Naraku, "Good job, Komori." and Komori said, "Acutally, that was a fake idenity." and got out a badge and show it to Setsuna as he explains, "I'm Officer Hisui of the FBI. I'm here to spy on this mafia wedding and give the Inu and Hyrule crime families in for crimes."

When the police arrived, they arrested many members of the four mafia families as Towa, Setsuna, Moroha, and Daphnes watch on.

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Breaking out into hives thinking about how Rachel would probably want to play alliance so she can play the werewolf people

YES lmao. She sees one using running wild and is just like. Okay. Running on all fours at 60mph alongside my wolf.

I was waffling between Orc and Tauren for Rachel because I think she just wants to be a huge deadly badass. Worgen works too - and if we're already there then imo there's a chance she goes druid.

She'd def go male worgen and never use the human form. People who use the human form are missing the entire point.

She's not the type to whine about it but she would complain (when asked) that blizz fucked up the female worgen faces.

Rachel could totally have an alliance alt she spends half her time on and just. Never tells anybody about it. Until one day it comes up for some job and she's like oh yeah I have a max lvl worgen.

And if I think they're playing cata then honestly goblin Priest Lisa is a real option now 👀👀

[clarenecessities]

✨🍀 re: wow toons (idk what that is so pls enlighten me!)

AHAHAHA YES!!!! <-sicko voice

✨- How did you come up with the OC’s name?

🍀 - What originally inspired the OC?

these go hand in hand so i'm doin' 'em together >:3c so wow toons are what you call your different world of warcraft characters, of which i have... 12? 15? some multiple of three. i shall describe each of them in turn bc you've inadvertently activated my trap card.

Sétanta - my very first wow character. he's a worgen bc obviously i'm going to pick the werewolf race, come on. i made him a druid bc i heard you could turn into even more animals and this pleased me. He's named for Cú Chulainn (Hound of Culann), who renamed himself that as a kid. I pronounce it 100% wrong, with an /s/ at the start and a /t/ in the middle, but that's what happens when you learn all your words by reading as a small child. i pronounced seamus See-Miss until i was like 16. it could be worse.

Seidrin - As I was fleshing him out i accidentally went way too hard on his mom's backstory, so when I wanted to make a tank she was the natural choice. her dad is the wolf god Goldrinn, who I decided (fancifully) to pretend was named for galdra, one of the kinds of norse magic. -inn being the masculine name suffix, i changed it tothe feminine -in and named her for seiðr magic instead. went with a d instead of a th bc logan very wisely pointed out the "-drin-" mirrors Goldrinn.

Crimthann - Sétanta's dad. I wanted to make a healer and I was like you know what would be really funny? If I named his dad after another guy who renamed himself for an animal. And Crimthann (an old irish name meaning 'fox') is often alleged to be the birth name of St. Colmcille, 'church dove'. so i made him a priest but unfortunately priests are very boring to play so he's... languishing.

Donn - I wanted to make a Horde character but I didn't know how to play anything but a druid so I was like... surely, this will work. I was gonna name him Donn Cúailnge after the Brown Bull of Cooley but it turns out you can't put spaces in the names. But Donn (shockingly) wasn't taken so... here he is! Tauren druid!

Jettion - I was bullied into making a dracthyr, the newest race, bc they have a fun starting quest. Dragons in wow have name suffixes according to their 'flight' (color) and he's a male black dracthyr (who are like anthro dragons) so his name had to end in -ion, and often the black flight's names start with shades of blade, so... it was either Jetion or Jettion, and I liked Jettion better bc it looks like Jettison.

Shannock - We all made vulpera, the little fox people together. but i'd already used the name Crimthann. so I was like 'maybe sionnach'? but if you can believeit some bastard already snagged it. so i went with a rough anglicization. i should play him more.

Lokworg - I've twice been bullied into making a monk bc supposedly they get fun later on & i just need to keep doing quests with my pals, but my pals are much faster than i am and outstrip me quickly. The first monk i deleted bc i don't care about him and honestly lokworg's not doin' much for me either. His name's orcish, lok is song/cry (noun) and worgs are the large, extra smart wolves orcs ride as mounts. More or less 'direwolf song'.

Rumpelteazer - Peer pressured into doing the worgen starting quest & I wanted someone who could learn to pick locks one day, so rogue it was! Originally named Scátha (irish for shade but also kind of an oblique reference to scáthach, the scottish warrior woman who trained Cú Chulainn (and my own pseudohistorical ancestor)), but I kept pronouncing it wrong and was listening to Cats 1998 soundtrack and... well... he's a rogue! and Mungojerrie was taken!

Ulfhedrinn - in keeping with the norse theme, he's named after the Ulfheðnar (singular Ulfheðinn, wolf+what's basically a hooded vest made of fur) that were an appropriately lupine variety of berserkers. I wanted to make a Horde healer and i was like you know... i haven't made this insane little family big enough yet.

Galdrulf - Okay, honestly? He was supposed to be Ulfhedrinn. We were starting with new Horde characters and we were gonna level together, but I got so lost in the customization sauce that I forgot Ulf's particular flavor of orc starts at level 10 instead of 1. So I panicked and made a warrior, and I named him galdr+ulf bc I'm not very creative under pressure.

Fuil - Bullied into making a dark iron dwarf but i'm not clear on why bc we never got farther than unlocking them? guys? are we doing anything with these? irish for blood bc he's going to be a Blood Death Knight. one day. probably.

Tigernmas - I was peer pressured into making a Demon Hunter, whom I wanted to name Crom but noooo, that was 'taken', so I named him after a pseudohistorical king that got himself and 75% of the men in Ireland killed worshipping Crom Cruach.

you know i'm sensing some themes here. a lot of irish. a lot of peer pressuring. jesus christ is seidrin my only woman? she doesn't even use the fpose model no wonder they keep he/himming me