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you are grounded, for til cock

FOR TIL COCK????????

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In a fantasy setting, my job would be exactly the same

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— Brenna Twohy, "I Know It's a Little Late," Forgive Me My Salt (via letsbelonelytogetherr)

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Scillea, wife to Arthas.... The Lich King, in which she ends up having several kids WITH him, could probably handle Soot.

Shes used to eldritch horrors (being that one lives in her and her husband and children ARE some) so the questions could make her pause at best but I think she'd smile and answer them as best she could.

Biting tho? She can heal any injury, so she'd let Soot go nuts if she wanted to. Also bugs are a natural part of the scourge, time to meet spider people!

Icecrown is also always cloudy! So give that girl some swag sunglasses and she's good to go!

Would your OC babysit S007, Soot, her royal Sootiness, daughter of Sephiroth?

Soot is like Sephiroth but small and cuter. Her hair is short and curly silver and her eyes are heterochromatic with one a chestnut brown and the other an eerie pink.

She bites and her teeth are similar to Jenova's less than human forms' teeth. Have your OC bring chainmail gloves or something to handle her.

She loves butterflies and most other bugs.

Cannot handle bright light. Only can tolerate a heavily cloudy day with sunglasses.

Purrs when content.

Doesn't like baths.

May or may not tell your OC horrifying things or ask philosophical questions they are not prepared to contemplate.

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I fed the crows at my work till they would walk along with me to my car. Little hops to catch up, they'd fight over who got to eat what.

One time they pulled up some stuff from to ocean and it was covered in mussels that an entire murder (like a BIG murder) of crows was feasting on it for days till it started to dwindle. When I offered them food once the feast died down, I had the entire murders attention.

I was fine.

But when I walked back to my work, a coworker was coming in and she's terrified of birds. "JULIA!" I yelled because the crows were about to take off and follow me, "RUN!!" I said right as HUNDREDS of crows burst out behind me from the alleyway and HOLY SHIT she screamed like she was going to die!

I felt horrible because I had to haul ass past her to get them to follow me and get them past her.

I mean I got other things that are fun facts. Like me winning a pumpkin carving contest and for the prize they had a party thrown in my coldesac and for my victory song I had the barbie song played for me.

Uhhh, i think I was the youngest kid to ever try an insulin pump back in the early 2000s?? They were brand new and I got put on one at late 5 years old, early 6s.

Personal fun facts tagging challenge

Because I want to know fun facts and get to know my mutuals

-I was licked by a giraffe as a toddler

-I was in The Lion King Jr musical in middle school as a Zebra

-My favorite snack is dried pickled plum seeds

-I rode home in the trunk of a strangers car at my equivalent to senior prom

-I try to attend either an oddities expo or a comic/anime meeting once a year

I tag: @icnclsm @clovers-void @bookmothic-dyke

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— Trista Mateer, from “i still forget we’re not even friends”

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Anaïs Nin, from a letter to Joaquin Nin, featured in Reunited: The Correspondence of Anais and Joaquin Nin, 1933-1940

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i hate when ppl act like the only reason to not like a "sad" ending is because you can't take it or whatever. personally as a tragedy enjoyer, i hate a poorly written ending. i hate an ending that is just kind of a bummer. i hate an ending that feels mean-spirited to the audience. i hate an ending that's redundant. i love a sad ending that is thematically consistent, poignant, and bespoke to the rest of its narrative.

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

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ArthasxReader fic! Not very long but I hope it's good.

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Happy Birthday, Old Man

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Scillea being like: "Of course I'd help!"

And then meeting her husband again would be like: "....you've seen better days....I-I mean that in a uhhhh- oh Benevolence, sorry that was rude." -shakes his hand- "Hi. I'm Scillea Menethil!" -pauses again and flushes- "Y..your wife from another...timeline....."

Surely helping this strange little deer girl will be worthwhile right?

Arthas's reward for you for safely returning his baby is you get to LIVE.

And you can have nice herbal tea to restore your health. :3

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