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Thorsten im Urlaub mit Sebastian: Nett hier.
Sebastian: Aber waren Sie schon mal in Baden-Württemberg?
#tatort stuttgart#woher basti das kennt?#er hat ein stickerset von seinen kindern bekommen#tatort incorrect quotes#thorsten lannert#sebastian bootz
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"Incorrect Tatort quotes"
Thorsten: *getting ready to go out*
Sebastian: You're going to go out and do something incredibly dangerous, right?
Thorsten: As usual!
Sebastian: *exasperated sigh as he gets up to follow him*
#Tatort Stuttgart#Tatort incorrect quotes#y'know what I don't even care that the dialogues were dumb and the script was wacko#this was the first time in forever TO Stuttgart was just FUN#and there was shipping fodder#I don't need things to make sense alright I need Thorsten to be a lovesick lil' shit#incorrect Tatort quotes#Episode: Die Nacht der Kommissare
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Esther: This is frustrating and everyone annoys me
Pia: Everyone?
Esther: Everyone
Pia, tearing up: Even me?
Esther: No of course not. Never. Why did you think that? God no
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Thiel: trying to take a shower
Boerne: pulls back curtains Hey, do we have any - stop screaming it’s me. Do we have any wine left?
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Spatort as Brooklyn 99 quotes:
Esther, after she met Pia: I've only had Pia for a day and a half, but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself
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Rosa: Was ist die größte Dummheit, die Sie sich vorstellen können? Faber: Pawlak, der ist glaub 1,80m
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*after das fleißige lieschen*
pia: why does the new guy call you babygirl?
leo: how about we stop talking for a little while
#tatort saarbrücken#spatort#hörk#leo hölzer#pia heinrich#tatort saarbrücken incorrect quotes#source: that one mob100 meme#das fleißige lieschen#eva posts
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Faber: Das m/w/d in unserer Stellenanzeige steht übrigens für männlich, weiblich, dumm. Siehe Pawlak.
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Boerne (der wissen will, ob der Verdächtige auch wirklich der Täter war, so wie er es die ganze Zeit schon vermutet hat): „Und? Hat er gestanden?“
Thiel (der es Leid ist, dass Boerne sich die ganze Zeit ungefragt in seine Ermittlungen einmischt): „Gestanden? Nein. Er hat hauptsächlich gesessen.“
#incorrect tatort quotes#they are married#tatort münster#frank thiel#karl friedrich boerne#thiel/boerne#ich find mich lustig
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Ivo: You're the most jealous man I know.
Franz: You know other men?
#tatort münchen#franz leitmayr#ivo batic#tatort incorrect quotes#franz: carlo doesnt count SO WHO IS IT
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Kalli: How is everyone?
Ivo: I'm good. Oh, but Franz got hit by a bullet. Just mentioning it.
Kalli: He got shot!?
Ivo: No. Someone threw a bullet at him.
#Tatort München#Tatort incorrect quotes#I'm COPING here okay?#my baby boy#at least the old men have Kommissar immortality already#incorrect Tatort quotes
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Genie: You have 26 wishes
Esther: Isn’t it normally 3?
Genie: Yeah but *vaguely gestures to Leo and Adam* you got a lot going on
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Leo: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Adam: Yes
Leo: Okay... may I know what you create?
Adam: Problems.
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Spatort as Brooklyn 99 quotes:
Adam: I've decided to stop fighting it and lean into the fact that I'm an idiot
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Ivo: What is your biggest weakness?
Franz: I can be uncooperative.
Ivo: Okay, can you give me an example?
Franz: No.
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