#Tatort incorrect quotes

[gefallene-quengel]

Thorsten im Urlaub mit Sebastian: Nett hier.

Sebastian: Aber waren Sie schon mal in Baden-Württemberg?

[eolewyn1010]

"Incorrect Tatort quotes"

Adam: Truth or dare?

Pia: Dare.

Adam: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Pia: Leo?

Leo, blushing: Yeah?

Pia: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Esther.

[str4wanzerin]

Thiel: trying to take a shower

Boerne: pulls back curtains Hey, do we have any - stop screaming it’s me. Do we have any wine left?

[tatortkram]

[jasontoddsjuicythighs]

*after das fleißige lieschen*

pia: why does the new guy call you babygirl?

leo: how about we stop talking for a little while

[janora00]

Boerne (der wissen will, ob der Verdächtige auch wirklich der Täter war, so wie er es die ganze Zeit schon vermutet hat): „Und? Hat er gestanden?“

Thiel (der es Leid ist, dass Boerne sich die ganze Zeit ungefragt in seine Ermittlungen einmischt): „Gestanden? Nein. Er hat hauptsächlich gesessen.“

[mordsfesch]

Ivo: What is your biggest weakness?

Franz: I can be uncooperative.

Ivo: Okay, can you give me an example?

Franz: No.

[p-tinkie-85]

I was watching a series with a friend and there was a scene where this dialogue was spoken, have fun 🤭

Goku:Should I kiss your feet?

Vegeta: Should I throw myself at you and give you a little kiss?

Goku: Why not? 😏

[unkorrekte-hoerk-zitate]

Leo: "Wir müssen das richtig machen. Esther..." Adam: "Ich find' Esther-style aber langweilig und mühsam. Lass uns Scheiße bauen, das erwartet sie ja auch von uns."

[nirgendwoinvegas]

Linda: Mads and I are having a baby.

Liv: That's gre-

Linda, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

[goiwantamuffin]

Adam: this is my ex-boyfriend Leo

Leo:

Leo: that's a horrible way of telling people we're engaged

[gefallene-quengel]

Ivo: You're the most jealous man I know.

Franz: You know other men?

[eolewyn1010]

"Incorrect Tatort quotes"

Adam: You're really campaigning for Asshole of the Year, aren't you?

Leo: As defending champion, are you nervous?

[str4wanzerin]

Leo: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.

Adam: Yes

Leo: Okay... may I know what you create?

Adam: Problems.

[tatortkram]

Boerne: This date is boring.

Thiel: This isn't a date. I told you I was going to interrogate the witness.

Boerne: Then why did you invite me?

Thiel: I didn't. I specifically said "do not come with me" and you said "don't tell me what to do" and followed me here.

[herzlak]

Rosa, aus der Kaffeeküche: Jan, komm mal her!

Jan: Wieso?

Rosa: Komm einfach mal her.

Jan: Nee, du haust mich bestimmt.